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"I'm amazing at speed wanking" got to love that lol | |||
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"Am fantastic at pokey bum wanks "Do you make the "boop" noise as you pokey bum? | |||
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"In contrast to the other thread, I'm fucking awesome at oral, but guess what? I don't need to prove it. This is a cock in cheek statement with plenty of dribble. What are you good at? Doesn't need to be sexual of course. I'm good at stroking dogs and would love to do it as a job. "‘Fucking awsome’ sounds so filthy.  | |||
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"I'm amazing at cuddling, naked or fully clothed "hmm I'll try both | |||
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"In contrast to the other thread, I'm fucking awesome at oral, but guess what? I don't need to prove it. This is a cock in cheek statement with plenty of dribble. What are you good at? Doesn't need to be sexual of course. I'm good at stroking dogs and would love to do it as a job. "I'm good a stroking dogs too and it is kind of my job  | |||
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"I can do.....this! Impressed? Never had a lesson "Fuck that was good. | |||
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"I'm amazing at speed wanking got to love that lol" Arm ache. | |||
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"In contrast to the other thread, I'm fucking awesome at oral, but guess what? I don't need to prove it. This is a cock in cheek statement with plenty of dribble. What are you good at? Doesn't need to be sexual of course. I'm good at stroking dogs and would love to do it as a job.
‘Fucking awsome’ sounds so filthy."It's whatever the receiver wants it to be. | |||
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"In contrast to the other thread, I'm fucking awesome at oral, but guess what? I don't need to prove it. This is a cock in cheek statement with plenty of dribble. What are you good at? Doesn't need to be sexual of course. I'm good at stroking dogs and would love to do it as a job. "I hope I'm good at reading how someone is feeling.. before, during and after. I'd not want that feeling of confidence to go away. Would never claim to be an expert on anything on this site. But that'd be my superpower if I could have one. Then the others all fall into place by themselves.. hopefully. | |||
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"I'm amazing at speed wanking got to love that lol Arm ache." And a sore bellend usually | |||
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"Been told I’m a great kisser and hugger " But what do YOU think you're good at? | |||
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"Wouldn't say it was a good thing but I can never accept what I'm told, will always over analyse and over think any situation and always know when something isn't the full picture. " A gift and a curse.. because when you sense that off moment.. the sex dies out. Yup. I pretended to cum.. to get out of that situation.  | |||
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"Wouldn't say it was a good thing but I can never accept what I'm told, will always over analyse and over think any situation and always know when something isn't the full picture. " Ahhh, I suffer this too. I think it's "been taken for a ride and don't want to be taken for a cunt again so please don't underestimate me" syndrome. | |||
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"I'm amazing at speed wanking got to love that lol Arm ache." but whose arm aches if it's all done at speed lol | |||
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"I'm amazing at cuddling, naked or fully clothed
Oooooo love a good cuddle."Come ere then | |||
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"I'm good at eating Peaches. I could eat a peach for hours.. " Ooooo, I have a punnet to munch through, thanks for the reminder  | |||
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"I'm amazing at everything. Amazing I am. Amazing. " Bazinga | |||
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"I get a fucking A* in snoring after a few beers Remembers to keep ear defenders handy " I'll buy you a pair lol a sexy pair | |||
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"I'm good at lots of things, I can fix pretty much anything man has put together, I just seem to have a built in knack of knowing how to fix stuff, I surprise myself sometimes. I can't dance for shit tho, or sing, I'm worse at singing than I am dancing. Nobody's perfect are they "You say this after I painted my living room and threw away lots of broken stuff  | |||
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"In contrast to the other thread, I'm fucking awesome at oral, but guess what? I don't need to prove it. This is a cock in cheek statement with plenty of dribble. What are you good at? Doesn't need to be sexual of course. I'm good at stroking dogs and would love to do it as a job.
I'm good a stroking dogs too and it is kind of my job "I want this job. I had thought about it, but what about if you want to go on a naughty weekend? What do you do then? | |||
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"Been told I’m a great kisser and hugger But what do YOU think you're good at? " I’m a great kisser to be fair. And I have magic hands | |||
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"Like to think of myself as a good all rounder! Great at giving massages though "I have an ouchie ego that needs attention | |||
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"I'm reasonably good at playing down what I'm good at."  easy tiger, doesn't take much to confuse me | |||
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"I am good goalkeeper when comes to footie and not bad gamer . " I'm taking a penalty.... where am I putting it? | |||
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"Wouldn't say it was a good thing but I can never accept what I'm told, will always over analyse and over think any situation and always know when something isn't the full picture. Ahhh, I suffer this too. I think it's "been taken for a ride and don't want to be taken for a cunt again so please don't underestimate me" syndrome. " Also a case of I'd rather know all the shit all the bad it's weird, like almost self sabotage. I'm so not blissfully unaware, I'd like to be stupid happy! | |||
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"In contrast to the other thread, I'm fucking awesome at oral, but guess what? I don't need to prove it. This is a cock in cheek statement with plenty of dribble. What are you good at? Doesn't need to be sexual of course. I'm good at stroking dogs and would love to do it as a job.
I hope I'm good at reading how someone is feeling.. before, during and after. I'd not want that feeling of confidence to go away. Would never claim to be an expert on anything on this site. But that'd be my superpower if I could have one. Then the others all fall into place by themselves.. hopefully.
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"I like to feed the pony, unsure how good I am at it but never had any complaints "Polos? | |||
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"I played scrum half for a a very long time and still have a bullet pass from either hand. " Peeeowwwwn | |||
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"I am good goalkeeper when comes to footie and not bad gamer . I'm taking a penalty.... where am I putting it?" well depends if your Villa or Birmingham city then easy it goes over the bar but if your west brom then down the middle | |||
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"I get a fucking A* in snoring after a few beers Remembers to keep ear defenders handy I'll buy you a pair lol a sexy pair" Black/pink with diamonds on please | |||
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"In contrast to the other thread, I'm fucking awesome at oral, but guess what? I don't need to prove it. This is a cock in cheek statement with plenty of dribble. What are you good at? Doesn't need to be sexual of course. I'm good at stroking dogs and would love to do it as a job.
I'm good a stroking dogs too and it is kind of my job
I want this job. I had thought about it, but what about if you want to go on a naughty weekend? What do you do then?"The dogs go to boarders. Plus they are guide dog puppies so can go into most places | |||
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"also I am a good head banger " Watch out for that whiplash | |||
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"Wouldn't say it was a good thing but I can never accept what I'm told, will always over analyse and over think any situation and always know when something isn't the full picture. Ahhh, I suffer this too. I think it's "been taken for a ride and don't want to be taken for a cunt again so please don't underestimate me" syndrome. Also a case of I'd rather know all the shit all the bad it's weird, like almost self sabotage. I'm so not blissfully unaware, I'd like to be stupid happy!" Are we the same person? | |||
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"I am good goalkeeper when comes to footie and not bad gamer . I'm taking a penalty.... where am I putting it?well depends if your Villa or Birmingham city then easy it goes over the bar but if your west brom then down the middle" Top left, you missed. | |||
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"In contrast to the other thread, I'm fucking awesome at oral, but guess what? I don't need to prove it. This is a cock in cheek statement with plenty of dribble. What are you good at? Doesn't need to be sexual of course. I'm good at stroking dogs and would love to do it as a job.
I'm good a stroking dogs too and it is kind of my job
I want this job. I had thought about it, but what about if you want to go on a naughty weekend? What do you do then?
The dogs go to boarders. Plus they are guide dog puppies so can go into most places "I need this. | |||
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"I am good goalkeeper when comes to footie and not bad gamer . I'm taking a penalty.... where am I putting it?well depends if your Villa or Birmingham city then easy it goes over the bar but if your west brom then down the middle Top left, you missed. " she shoots and she scores I thought I was good with my hands | |||
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"I'm fantastic at procrastinating. If you want a demonstration I'll do it next week sometime. " I'm superb at this myself. But then I have times when I can take no more and go into superwoman mode. Takes me 3 months to recover from being a hero for a day | |||
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"I get a fucking A* in snoring after a few beers Remembers to keep ear defenders handy I'll buy you a pair lol a sexy pair Black/pink with diamonds on please oh just trying to picture this "Don't picture... purchase. | |||
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"I'm possibly the best hugger you'll ever meet, I'm brilliant at hurting myself, (non-intentionally) I'm a dab hand at DIY, I'm alright at football, I'm good at dishing out sarcasm and insults too "No shit Sherlock | |||
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"i seem to have a certain way with my dementia patients - maybe im just extra patient and caring but my colleagues often say to me that im way more connected to most of them than they are - its a gift and makes me love my job wahtever it is" hats of to you Lights it's job I know I couldn't do | |||
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"I've been told my sex noises are pretty awesome "like to find out first hand  | |||
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"i seem to have a certain way with my dementia patients - maybe im just extra patient and caring but my colleagues often say to me that im way more connected to most of them than they are - its a gift and makes me love my job wahtever it is" Nanny..... hate to burst your bubble, it's coz you're one of them.
I'm jesting and you know it. I love the stories you tell, makes me well up, and you can tell how much you care and take pride in what you do. If I ever find myself needing care I pray I have someone like you looking out for me. You're one of life's genuinely good people and I adore you xxx | |||
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"I've been told my sex noises are pretty awesome "Have you ever listened to yourself back? It's a mighty shock I tell ya | |||
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"I've been told my sex noises are pretty awesome "she x noises love it | |||
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"i seem to have a certain way with my dementia patients - maybe im just extra patient and caring but my colleagues often say to me that im way more connected to most of them than they are - its a gift and makes me love my job wahtever it ishats of to you Lights it's job I know I couldn't do" so many people say that and i didnt think i could but hey there ya go - | |||
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"I've been told my sex noises are pretty awesome she x noises love it "sex not she fucking iPhone auto correct | |||
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"i seem to have a certain way with my dementia patients - maybe im just extra patient and caring but my colleagues often say to me that im way more connected to most of them than they are - its a gift and makes me love my job wahtever it is Nanny..... hate to burst your bubble, it's coz you're one of them.
I'm jesting and you know it. I love the stories you tell, makes me well up, and you can tell how much you care and take pride in what you do. If I ever find myself needing care I pray I have someone like you looking out for me. You're one of life's genuinely good people and I adore you xxx "Don't worry I know peach | |||
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"I get a fucking A* in snoring after a few beers Remembers to keep ear defenders handy I'll buy you a pair lol a sexy pair Black/pink with diamonds on please oh just trying to picture this
Don't picture... purchase. "ohh to the point ouch | |||
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"I've been told my sex noises are pretty awesome she x noises love it sex not she fucking iPhone auto correct"Tis called auto carrot round these e're parts | |||
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"I'm in the top 10% in the world at something "Is it a good something or something you may not be proud of | |||
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"I'm fantastic at procrastinating. If you want a demonstration I'll do it next week sometime. " SNAP BINGO | |||
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"i seem to have a certain way with my dementia patients - maybe im just extra patient and caring but my colleagues often say to me that im way more connected to most of them than they are - its a gift and makes me love my job wahtever it is Nanny..... hate to burst your bubble, it's coz you're one of them.
I'm jesting and you know it. I love the stories you tell, makes me well up, and you can tell how much you care and take pride in what you do. If I ever find myself needing care I pray I have someone like you looking out for me. You're one of life's genuinely good people and I adore you xxx "love you tooxxx | |||
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Is it a good something or something you may not be proud of "It's a sport | |||
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"I'm in the top 10% in the world at something
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"i seem to have a certain way with my dementia patients - maybe im just extra patient and caring but my colleagues often say to me that im way more connected to most of them than they are - its a gift and makes me love my job wahtever it ishats of to you Lights it's job I know I couldn't do so many people say that and i didnt think i could but hey there ya go - " well had neighbour years go had was sweet old lady then she changed to the opposite after her dementia horrible thing to happen to someone | |||
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"i seem to have a certain way with my dementia patients - maybe im just extra patient and caring but my colleagues often say to me that im way more connected to most of them than they are - its a gift and makes me love my job wahtever it ishats of to you Lights it's job I know I couldn't do so many people say that and i didnt think i could but hey there ya go - " I did care assistant stint for 2yrs in a nursing home. Loved the job. Couldn't cope with Management. Walked. | |||
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"I've been told my sex noises are pretty awesome she x noises love it sex not she fucking iPhone auto correct
Tis called auto carrot round these e're parts "well fuck the auto carrot then | |||
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"I'm possibly the best hugger you'll ever meet, I'm brilliant at hurting myself, (non-intentionally) I'm a dab hand at DIY, I'm alright at football, I'm good at dishing out sarcasm and insults too
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"I'm possibly the best hugger you'll ever meet, I'm brilliant at hurting myself, (non-intentionally) I'm a dab hand at DIY, I'm alright at football, I'm good at dishing out sarcasm and insults too
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"I'm really good at random facts in a pub quiz - not the sexiest response, but true. " I always thought it was because as kids, we grew up on quiz programmes. Fifteen to 1, crosswits etc etc. | |||
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"I'm going to lay claim to being the strongest man on FAB "Smelling? | |||
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"I'm in the top 10% in the world at something
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I haven't winked a tiddle in years "Is chess a sport? Darts? Archery? | |||
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"I'm reasonably good at playing down what I'm good at. easy tiger, doesn't take much to confuse me "I'm not very good at explaining myself but I'll try, I don't like to brag | |||
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"I'm going to lay claim to being the strongest man on FAB
Smelling? "Ha, I'll have you know I smell of roses. My claim is in picking up really heavy stuff. | |||
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"I'm awesome at drinking wine and eating cake on a Wednesday ( school night rebel ) I'm also awesome at moaning ( not in a good way ) Cycling on flat roads and making roast dinner "Home made roast spuds and yorkie puds??? | |||
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"I'm reasonably good at playing down what I'm good at. easy tiger, doesn't take much to confuse me
I'm not very good at explaining myself but I'll try, I don't like to brag "Have to change your name to Billy if ya did | |||
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"I'm going to lay claim to being the strongest man on FAB
Smelling?
Ha, I'll have you know I smell of roses. My claim is in picking up really heavy stuff."Got a broken wardrobe, chest of drawers and a sofa I need to get down from upstairs
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"I'm awesome at drinking wine and eating cake on a Wednesday ( school night rebel ) I'm also awesome at moaning ( not in a good way ) Cycling on flat roads and making roast dinner
Home made roast spuds and yorkie puds??? "Of course
I'm thinking of making an awesome roast chicken feast on Sunday for someone in the vanilla world | |||
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"I'm in the top 10% in the world at something
Is it a good something or something you may not be proud of
It's a sport
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I haven't winked a tiddle in years
Is chess a sport?
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"I'm going to lay claim to being the strongest man on FAB
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Ha, I'll have you know I smell of roses. My claim is in picking up really heavy stuff.
Got a broken wardrobe, chest of drawers and a sofa I need to get down from upstairs
I'm very weak."I'm always up for helping a damsel in distresss | |||
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"Shed loads of stuff "Does it contain a spare lawnmower? Mine's busted. | |||
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"I'm awesome at drinking wine and eating cake on a Wednesday ( school night rebel ) I'm also awesome at moaning ( not in a good way ) Cycling on flat roads and making roast dinner
Home made roast spuds and yorkie puds???
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I'm thinking of making an awesome roast chicken feast on Sunday for someone in the vanilla world "Eeeeeeeek nom nom nom nom nom nom Lucky bugger | |||
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"I'm in the top 10% in the world at something
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It's a sport
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I haven't winked a tiddle in years
Is chess a sport?
Darts?
Archery?
Nope "Fuck sake..... Ping pong? Discus? Cabre tossing? Is it a real sport? Wii golf? | |||
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"I'm going to lay claim to being the strongest man on FAB
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I'm very weak.
I'm always up for helping a damsel in distresss "Banging. I can't offer a brew as I've got no milk or sugar. Plenty of council pop if you don't mind washing up a cup. | |||
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"I am awesome at spoobing
What is spoobing?"Similar to spooning but cupping the spoonees breasts gently while nibbling at the nape of the neck in a sensual type way. | |||
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"I'm a great friend I'm a good listener I give the best cuddles I'm good at being empathetic and sympathetic I'm a great kisser .... I've been told so it must be true! I'm pretty brilliant at appreciating what I have in life" Fantastic qualities | |||
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"I'm a great friend I'm a good listener I give the best cuddles I'm good at being empathetic and sympathetic I'm a great kisser .... I've been told so it must be true! I'm pretty brilliant at appreciating what I have in life" we are so alike | |||
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"Yorkshire pudding, Lacey makes the greatest Yorkshire puddings the world ever tasted " I don't think you understand just how much I need to discover this. Yorkie puds are one of my faves. | |||
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"I am awesome at spoobing
What is spoobing?
Similar to spooning but cupping the spoonees breasts gently while nibbling at the nape of the neck in a sensual type way. "Nice | |||
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"I'm a great friend I'm a good listener I give the best cuddles I'm good at being empathetic and sympathetic I'm a great kisser .... I've been told so it must be true! I'm pretty brilliant at appreciating what I have in life we are so alike " lets cuddle | |||
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"I'm an awesome kisser! "Arse or lips? | |||
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"Yorkshire pudding, Lacey makes the greatest Yorkshire puddings the world ever tasted I don't think you understand just how much I need to discover this. Yorkie puds are one of my faves." Social present sorted | |||
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"I also cook an awesome stew and toad in the hole "Oooooooo banging! | |||
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"Yorkshire pudding, Lacey makes the greatest Yorkshire puddings the world ever tasted I don't think you understand just how much I need to discover this. Yorkie puds are one of my faves. Social present sorted "Wooooohoooooooo | |||
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"I'm going to lay claim to being the strongest man on FAB
Smelling?
Ha, I'll have you know I smell of roses. My claim is in picking up really heavy stuff.
Got a broken wardrobe, chest of drawers and a sofa I need to get down from upstairs
I'm very weak.
I'm always up for helping a damsel in distresss
Banging. I can't offer a brew as I've got no milk or sugar. Plenty of council pop if you don't mind washing up a cup."I'd do it for a snog | |||
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"I'm a great friend I'm a good listener I give the best cuddles I'm good at being empathetic and sympathetic I'm a great kisser .... I've been told so it must be true! I'm pretty brilliant at appreciating what I have in life we are so alike lets cuddle " | |||
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"In contrast to the other thread, I'm fucking awesome at oral, but guess what? I don't need to prove it. This is a cock in cheek statement with plenty of dribble. What are you good at? Doesn't need to be sexual of course. I'm good at stroking dogs and would love to do it as a job. "Mmmm I'll be your dog xxx | |||
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"I'm reasonably good at playing down what I'm good at. easy tiger, doesn't take much to confuse me
I'm not very good at explaining myself but I'll try, I don't like to brag
Have to change your name to Billy if ya did"I should change it anyway, Billy no mates | |||
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"I'm going to lay claim to being the strongest man on FAB
Smelling?
Ha, I'll have you know I smell of roses. My claim is in picking up really heavy stuff.
Got a broken wardrobe, chest of drawers and a sofa I need to get down from upstairs
I'm very weak.
I'm always up for helping a damsel in distresss
Banging. I can't offer a brew as I've got no milk or sugar. Plenty of council pop if you don't mind washing up a cup.
I'd do it for a snog "Pucker up pork chop | |||
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"I like to think i am amazing at making people smile "And keeping KFC in business | |||
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"In contrast to the other thread, I'm fucking awesome at oral, but guess what? I don't need to prove it. This is a cock in cheek statement with plenty of dribble. What are you good at? Doesn't need to be sexual of course. I'm good at stroking dogs and would love to do it as a job.
Mmmm I'll be your dog xxx"Fetch | |||
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"I like to think i am amazing at making people smile
And keeping KFC in business "Definitely had a cheeky zinger tower burger tonight no salsa though | |||
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"I'm reasonably good at playing down what I'm good at. easy tiger, doesn't take much to confuse me
I'm not very good at explaining myself but I'll try, I don't like to brag
Have to change your name to Billy if ya did
I should change it anyway, Billy no mates "For the next 5 days anyway | |||
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"I like to think i am amazing at making people smile
And keeping KFC in business
Definitely had a cheeky zinger tower burger tonight no salsa though "Ring sting for you tomorrow | |||
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"I'm good at making people feel really good. Usually by snogging their vagina. "Fanjo snogs. | |||
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"I like to think i am amazing at making people smile
And keeping KFC in business
Definitely had a cheeky zinger tower burger tonight no salsa though
Ring sting for you tomorrow "Pfffft a zinger is nothing | |||
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"I like to think i am amazing at making people smile
And keeping KFC in business
Definitely had a cheeky zinger tower burger tonight no salsa though
Ring sting for you tomorrow
Pfffft a zinger is nothing "Lies... it is a creator of lava bum. | |||
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"I'm good for nothin'" Negative. Please refer to user manual as you have given the incorrect response. Please try again. | |||
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"In contrast to the other thread, I'm fucking awesome at oral, but guess what? I don't need to prove it. This is a cock in cheek statement with plenty of dribble. What are you good at? Doesn't need to be sexual of course. I'm good at stroking dogs and would love to do it as a job.
Good at stroking dogs? What? Love to do it as job? What job ? "It's a secret.
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"I'm good for nothin' Negative. Please refer to user manual as you have given the incorrect response. Please try again." Ok. I'm good at telling it how it is, like it or lump it. | |||
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"Oh ffs Why is no one snoggong my vagina? "I got nobody snogging mine either. Hang on, there was a dude betting he could give the best taco attention you've ever had. | |||
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"I like to think i am amazing at making people smile
And keeping KFC in business
Definitely had a cheeky zinger tower burger tonight no salsa though
Ring sting for you tomorrow
Pfffft a zinger is nothing
Lies... it is a creator of lava bum."Are you spice and chilli lightweight Missy ? | |||
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"Oh ffs Why is no one snoggong my vagina? "Come here then | |||
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"I'm going to lay claim to being the strongest man on FAB
Smelling?
Ha, I'll have you know I smell of roses. My claim is in picking up really heavy stuff.
Got a broken wardrobe, chest of drawers and a sofa I need to get down from upstairs
I'm very weak.
I'm always up for helping a damsel in distresss
Banging. I can't offer a brew as I've got no milk or sugar. Plenty of council pop if you don't mind washing up a cup.
I'd do it for a snog
Pucker up pork chop"Tongues allowed | |||
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"I'm good for nothin' Negative. Please refer to user manual as you have given the incorrect response. Please try again. Ok. I'm good at telling it how it is, like it or lump it. "Why has that made me think of rice pudding? The words like and lump I think. | |||
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"I like to think i am amazing at making people smile
And keeping KFC in business
Definitely had a cheeky zinger tower burger tonight no salsa though
Ring sting for you tomorrow
Pfffft a zinger is nothing
Lies... it is a creator of lava bum.
Are you spice and chilli lightweight Missy ?"The next day I am. | |||
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"I get a fucking A* in snoring after a few beers" I get that without the beers lol | |||
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"I like to think i am amazing at making people smile
And keeping KFC in business
Definitely had a cheeky zinger tower burger tonight no salsa though
Ring sting for you tomorrow
Pfffft a zinger is nothing
Lies... it is a creator of lava bum.
Are you spice and chilli lightweight Missy ?
The next day I am. "I cant believe i am gonna say this and perhaps commit fabicide
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I may have something long wet and soothing for the morning after ( ) | |||
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"I'm generally good with my hands "Massage? | |||
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"I'm an awesome kisser!
Arse or lips? "lips | |||
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"I'm generally good with my hands
Massage?"Origami | |||
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"I like to think i am amazing at making people smile
And keeping KFC in business
Definitely had a cheeky zinger tower burger tonight no salsa though
Ring sting for you tomorrow
Pfffft a zinger is nothing
Lies... it is a creator of lava bum.
Are you spice and chilli lightweight Missy ?
The next day I am.
I cant believe i am gonna say this and perhaps commit fabicide
However
I may have something long wet and soothing for the morning after ()"A roll of super strong Andrex that's been soaking in the healing properties of fairy tears? | |||
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"I'm generally good with my hands
Massage?
Origami "Well that's a let down | |||
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"I am good at being an older brother, mate, lover, uncle." I hope not all for the same person | |||
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"I like to think i am amazing at making people smile
And keeping KFC in business
Definitely had a cheeky zinger tower burger tonight no salsa though
Ring sting for you tomorrow
Pfffft a zinger is nothing
Lies... it is a creator of lava bum.
Are you spice and chilli lightweight Missy ?
The next day I am.
I cant believe i am gonna say this and perhaps commit fabicide
However
I may have something long wet and soothing for the morning after ()
A roll of super strong Andrex that's been soaking in the healing properties of fairy tears?"Omg you psychic | |||
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"I'm a great kisser x"Are u ???? | |||
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