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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a moan about anything?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

My arm hurt and is extremely itchy but can't scratch it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My arm hurt and is extremely itchy but can't scratch it!!!!"

find a tree and rub it on there, problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungry but can't be arsed to go shopping for food.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"My arm hurt and is extremely itchy but can't scratch it!!!!"
Have you got a wire coat hanger you could unwind and gently push one end down inside cast to relieve the itching?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm hungry but can't be arsed to go shopping for food. "

search for cafe's that deliver and give them a call, another problem solved

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"My arm hurt and is extremely itchy but can't scratch it!!!!

find a tree and rub it on there, problem solved "

unfortunately that wouldn't work either.

and I want a cuddle

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"My arm hurt and is extremely itchy but can't scratch it!!!!Have you got a wire coat hanger you could unwind and gently push one end down inside cast to relieve the itching? "

can't Gen, it's down the thumb where the major damage is, plus I don't do cheap wire hangers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got lots of housework to do stopping my fun time its not fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just smashed one of my best glasses...and then cut my foot twice

cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My arm hurt and is extremely itchy but can't scratch it!!!!

find a tree and rub it on there, problem solved

unfortunately that wouldn't work either.

and I want a cuddle"

heres a cuddle sent just for you (( ))

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My arm hurt and is extremely itchy but can't scratch it!!!!

find a tree and rub it on there, problem solved

unfortunately that wouldn't work either.

and I want a cuddle"

find a long poking device and shove it in, another solution to your problem

{{{{{O}}}}} big hugs

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"My arm hurt and is extremely itchy but can't scratch it!!!!

find a tree and rub it on there, problem solved

unfortunately that wouldn't work either.

and I want a cuddle"

cuddles x

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

It's not Thursday until tomorrow, please abide by forum rules or face the consequences.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"got lots of housework to do stopping my fun time its not fair "

leave the housework, it will do itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My arm hurt and is extremely itchy but can't scratch it!!!!Have you got a wire coat hanger you could unwind and gently push one end down inside cast to relieve the itching?

can't Gen, it's down the thumb where the major damage is, plus I don't do cheap wire hangers lol"

Try scratching the other thumb. Apparently you can sometimes trick the human brain in this way because it doesn't immediately realise which side of the body is which, and just associates it with the one that is itching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not the greatest sleeper.

But have now been awake since 8am yesterday.

I just want to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just smashed one of my best glasses...and then cut my foot twice

cali "

brush up mess an apply plasters to cuts

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"My arm hurt and is extremely itchy but can't scratch it!!!!Have you got a wire coat hanger you could unwind and gently push one end down inside cast to relieve the itching?

can't Gen, it's down the thumb where the major damage is, plus I don't do cheap wire hangers lol"

Oh, come on, EVERYBODY has at least one wire coat hanger!!

However, if the itching is in the injury site, Mmmmmm, you have my sympathy!

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

my toes still hurts and i need a cuddle as well..... i may get one on sat night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im not the greatest sleeper.

But have now been awake since 8am yesterday.

I just want to sleep."

have lots of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got lots of housework to do stopping my fun time its not fair

leave the housework, it will do itself "

i wish it would im running out of dishes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not Thursday until tomorrow, please abide by forum rules or face the consequences. "

no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv'e got cystitis and have to keep running to the loo

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"My arm hurt and is extremely itchy but can't scratch it!!!!Have you got a wire coat hanger you could unwind and gently push one end down inside cast to relieve the itching?

can't Gen, it's down the thumb where the major damage is, plus I don't do cheap wire hangers lol

Try scratching the other thumb. Apparently you can sometimes trick the human brain in this way because it doesn't immediately realise which side of the body is which, and just associates it with the one that is itching"

what a pile of pish!!!!! tried that and now I'm chasing an itch up the wrong arm whilst the other one is getting worse!!!! you're aw feckin useless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my toes still hurts and i need a cuddle as well..... i may get one on sat night "

get in the 11 postion (similar to planking but with your heads at opposite ends) then get your partner to kiss your toe better whilst cuddling you

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"My arm hurt and is extremely itchy but can't scratch it!!!!Have you got a wire coat hanger you could unwind and gently push one end down inside cast to relieve the itching?

can't Gen, it's down the thumb where the major damage is, plus I don't do cheap wire hangers lol

Try scratching the other thumb. Apparently you can sometimes trick the human brain in this way because it doesn't immediately realise which side of the body is which, and just associates it with the one that is itching

what a pile of pish!!!!! tried that and now I'm chasing an itch up the wrong arm whilst the other one is getting worse!!!! you're aw feckin useless "

Have you tried ringing for some advice from your GP, the hospital, or where you got the cast put on? I'm sure this sort of question is what they hear all the time!

By the way, lotsa hugs and cuddles on the way from sunny Hull.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"got lots of housework to do stopping my fun time its not fair

leave the housework, it will do itself

i wish it would im running out of dishes lol"

initiative is required in this case then, find objects that can double up as dishes and use them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv'e got cystitis and have to keep running to the loo "

i believe cranberry juice can help, also consult your local phamacy for remedies

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"My arm hurt and is extremely itchy but can't scratch it!!!!Have you got a wire coat hanger you could unwind and gently push one end down inside cast to relieve the itching?

can't Gen, it's down the thumb where the major damage is, plus I don't do cheap wire hangers lol

Try scratching the other thumb. Apparently you can sometimes trick the human brain in this way because it doesn't immediately realise which side of the body is which, and just associates it with the one that is itching

what a pile of pish!!!!! tried that and now I'm chasing an itch up the wrong arm whilst the other one is getting worse!!!! you're aw feckin useless

Have you tried ringing for some advice from your GP, the hospital, or where you got the cast put on? I'm sure this sort of question is what they hear all the time!

By the way, lotsa hugs and cuddles on the way from sunny Hull. "

doubling up on anti-histamines!!!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Open a heavy door place your big toe in the hinged side and slam shut! You shouldnt feel any itching from either hand then!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"My arm hurt and is extremely itchy but can't scratch it!!!!

find a tree and rub it on there, problem solved "

be carefull though as heard the council are covering trees with grease to stop the pit bulls training for fighting !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv'e got cystitis and have to keep running to the loo

i believe cranberry juice can help, also consult your local phamacy for remedies "

Thanks am on my second carton of cranberry juice washing down the Sodium Citrate as I type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got lots of housework to do stopping my fun time its not fair

leave the housework, it will do itself

i wish it would im running out of dishes lol"

Paper plates...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My little finger and part of my ring finger on my lady hand has been numb all day

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I feel lethargic, think it's something to do with the drink I had last night

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Bunch of moaning sods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv'e got cystitis and have to keep running to the loo

i believe cranberry juice can help, also consult your local phamacy for remedies "

cranberry is great for this i take it daily helps prevent it as well. another home remedy is bicarbonate of soda works well and drink loads of water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a tooth out last weeke and my face is swollen and sore dont know if it'll be ok by fri may have to cancel a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv'e got cystitis and have to keep running to the loo

i believe cranberry juice can help, also consult your local phamacy for remedies

cranberry is great for this i take it daily helps prevent it as well. another home remedy is bicarbonate of soda works well and drink loads of water "

Thank for the tip

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"Bunch of moaning sods."

Im happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an operation on my leg three weeks ago...spent weekend at hospital with suspected DVT...injections in tummy to thin the blood...fed up with hobbling around.

I need to be better to go to Chams on the 28th or I will be stuck at the bar all evening...

Mim x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bunch of moaning sods.

Im happy "

Me too

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm laughing at a text pic

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

i have to make an effort and get up! thats a whole 10ft to the living room lol x

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