FabSwingers.com forum: I'm a fake

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I've been told.

Are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely, complete figment of the imagination here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only when I say "no thank you".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely, complete figment of the imagination here."

Which one of you imagines the other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs N is always the imaginary one allegedly. Very few have seen her or us in the same room together.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm real. I think. That make me not fake if I understand Descartes correctly. Which I may not do, not being of a philosophical bent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm real and I meet, I don't think I'm a fake maybe I could be though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fakes, the lot of you! Filled with verifications from your own male profiles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually a man called Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last I checked I was real and not fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I own up... I'm really a man

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple
over a year ago

st helens

We've been told we're unreal. Is that the same thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually not even human. I'm an alien that found a human enveloppe to blend in and i'm judging if the human race is worth living or not

So far i'm not suuuuure about my report...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get told that a few times. Have to touch myself sometimes just to make sure I'm real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fakes, the lot of you! Filled with verifications from your own male profiles!

Well you left me one stating that I was real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get told that a few times. Have to touch myself sometimes just to make sure I'm real

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *weeSeekoeieCouple
over a year ago

Richmond

We aren't but apparently my singles (female) profile is: pure male, just out to get my thrills as a gay man, and the fact that I don't have a profile pic confirms the fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, here's the deal with FAKES... I for one already know that any time someone tells me that never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Rickrolled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fakes, the lot of you! Filled with verifications from your own male profiles!

Well you left me one stating that I was real "

yeah... this backfired pretty fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been called fake loads of times. And a man. Loads of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m really an Android XXX

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By *esires of HertsCouple
over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

A flake in a 99p ice cream far more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm as fake as my ex's 9 carrat plastic engagement ring i bought her from kinder surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was small i used to pretend i was a robot, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When i was small i used to pretend i was a robot, does that count?

And i'm not a real doctor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loads of fakes here. Who'd a thunk it

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im so real -

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I'm really a mm couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either."

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

We are on a site filled with Brits, but we're born and raised in the US. We might as well be fakes....

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get called it all the time. Gets boring.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"So I've been told.

Are you?

Ive been accused of the same with a twist ive been accused of being a fake with two profiles one male one female

Even had a thinly disguised forum thread posted about it

Hay ho have your say and move on lifes way to short to waste any more than that on such people in my opinion .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think, therefor I am.

I've never been told I'm fake, but I'm sure plenty think it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I,m really an Android XXX"

Please tell me you posted that from an iPhone....oh the irony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it."

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

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By *ocalfuckMan
over a year ago

Neath

Yes! Or maybe just too good to be true

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By *nked and InterestingMan
over a year ago

Koh lanta

"I'm actually a man called Dave

I'm actually a badger named Dennis

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

Apparently ........so Ive been told on numerous occasions........usually just after I've said no thanks

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

"So I've been told.

Are you?

Completely if you even so much as glance in our direction we disappear like a cloud of scarlet smoke.

We don't so much exists on this plane of reality more are the product of a white mouse dreaming.

We wear balaclavas 24/7 and get through an average of 37 burner profiles per day.

We are not even willing to verify each other!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually a man called Dave

Sure it's not trigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually a man called Dave

Sure it's not trigger"

Nah....really called rodney

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Only when I say "no thank you".

Same with us.

Soon as we say "no thanks" to a meet we're total timewasters/shouldn't be on here/what the fuck you on here for then/etc etc etc

Some sad cases about.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I've faked it a few times.

My ex husband thought he was a sex God!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

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The latter....how long you been a troll?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ta daaaaa

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ta daaaaa

hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ask her to fetch my washing in

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ask her to fetch my washing in

get a status up about her washing, i just have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ask her to fetch my washing in

get a status up about her washing, i just have.

Done

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ask her to fetch my washing in

get a status up about her washing, i just have.

Done

lol, hope we make her laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ask her to fetch my washing in

get a status up about her washing, i just have.

Done

lol, hope we make her laugh.

Had to get my own in and it's still bloody damp

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ask her to fetch my washing in

get a status up about her washing, i just have.

Done

lol, hope we make her laugh.

Had to get my own in and it's still bloody damp

i didn't bother doing any washing today, am gonna go on a washing frenzy tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ask her to fetch my washing in

get a status up about her washing, i just have.

Done

lol, hope we make her laugh.

Had to get my own in and it's still bloody damp

i didn't bother doing any washing today, am gonna go on a washing frenzy tomorrow."

Only one set of my clothes can go on the line

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

For some reason, which I cant quite fathom, I am a fake on here too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm real and I meet, I don't think I'm a fake maybe I could be though

If that's a fake ass I want some of that sat on my face lol Xx

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"For some reason, which I cant quite fathom, I am a fake on here too!

Usually after a "No thanks"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For some reason, which I cant quite fathom, I am a fake on here too!

Up your age limits and I'll tell you

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ask her to fetch my washing in

get a status up about her washing, i just have.

Done

lol, hope we make her laugh.

Had to get my own in and it's still bloody damp

i didn't bother doing any washing today, am gonna go on a washing frenzy tomorrow.

Only one set of my clothes can go on the line

how small is your line? i have a 9kg drum here and can fit 2 lots out.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I'm genuine and will prove it by sending my Amazon wish list to any young lady who applies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ask her to fetch my washing in

get a status up about her washing, i just have.

Done

You'll be knee deep in cock. Careful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fake too when I say no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ask her to fetch my washing in

get a status up about her washing, i just have.

Done

lol, hope we make her laugh.

Had to get my own in and it's still bloody damp

i didn't bother doing any washing today, am gonna go on a washing frenzy tomorrow.

Only one set of my clothes can go on the line

how small is your line? i have a 9kg drum here and can fit 2 lots out."

One lot is not for the neighbours eyes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ask her to fetch my washing in

get a status up about her washing, i just have.

Done

You'll be knee deep in cock. Careful.

The one I've got is enough for me

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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someone offered to bring my washing in for me haha.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ask her to fetch my washing in

get a status up about her washing, i just have.

Done

lol, hope we make her laugh.

Had to get my own in and it's still bloody damp

i didn't bother doing any washing today, am gonna go on a washing frenzy tomorrow.

Only one set of my clothes can go on the line

how small is your line? i have a 9kg drum here and can fit 2 lots out.

One lot is not for the neighbours eyes lol"

i don't like my neighbours on one side, so if they're out in the garden i hang my sexy undies real high up for them to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ask her to fetch my washing in

get a status up about her washing, i just have.

Done

lol, hope we make her laugh.

Had to get my own in and it's still bloody damp

i didn't bother doing any washing today, am gonna go on a washing frenzy tomorrow.

Only one set of my clothes can go on the line

how small is your line? i have a 9kg drum here and can fit 2 lots out.

One lot is not for the neighbours eyes lol

i don't like my neighbours on one side, so if they're out in the garden i hang my sexy undies real high up for them to see.

Oh I do that with my Y fronts. ...not my little knickers

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"despite me having 2 profiles nobody has accused me of being fake. nor the other me either.

Who's your other half?....then we'll tell you if it's fake

3Sum Queen, obviously. it's all fanny pics that page, only just organising the pics at the moment and waiting for it to be forum ready before i use it.

Well feck me!...I've just noticed your new name

you didn't know i was 3sum queen, or thought i still was?

The latter....how long you been a troll?

about 3 days in my profile name, longer than that on the forums.

People moan about auto carrot. ...bloody auto pilot here

auto carrot is now steelheels.

Ask her to fetch my washing in

get a status up about her washing, i just have.

Done

lol, hope we make her laugh.

Had to get my own in and it's still bloody damp

i didn't bother doing any washing today, am gonna go on a washing frenzy tomorrow.

Only one set of my clothes can go on the line

how small is your line? i have a 9kg drum here and can fit 2 lots out.

One lot is not for the neighbours eyes lol

i don't like my neighbours on one side, so if they're out in the garden i hang my sexy undies real high up for them to see.

Oh I do that with my Y fronts. ...not my little knickers

hahaha, whatever pisses them off i guess.

dunno if mine piss them off, i'm just buzzing coz i'm sexier than them.

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over a year ago

"I'm actually a man called Dave

Dave has a lovely chest and great legs

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over a year ago

"Only when I say "no thank you".

This

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over a year ago

Don't talk to me... don't msg me and don't send me pics .... all mine are fake and I will only lead you on in convo and let you down moments before the meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only when I say "no thank you".

This "

This and even had it when not responded to a message

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