FabSwingers.com forum: Best message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Best message to get a respond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best message to get a respond

No such thing as every woman is different and will respond differently to different messages.

Besides, copy and paste messages dont work anyway

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

One that's written to me, makes me think I may have something in common with the sender, shows a personality I can get on with and intrigues me enough to want to respond. So there is no one size fits all approach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

Works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, this is me. Let me know if you're interested in chatting"*

*with a handsome/pretty (by my standards) face pic attached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best message to get a respond

All time classic msg, "fancy a fuck."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over and let me tongue punch your fart box.

Winner every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that's written to me, makes me think I may have something in common with the sender, shows a personality I can get on with and intrigues me enough to want to respond. So there is no one size fits all approach."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to tongue punch your fart box.

Never worked but left a lasting impression, as far as mail goes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend over and let me tongue punch your fart box.

Winner every time

Did you send it to me all those years ago??? Or you've had the same mail haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend over and let me tongue punch your fart box.

Winner every time

Did you send it to me all those years ago??? Or you've had the same mail haha

Wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that you've put some thought into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best message to get a respond

No such thing as every woman is different and will respond differently to different messages.

Besides, copy and paste messages dont work anyway "

Copy and pastes do work, I've witnessed them be sent and replied to often. No point assuming what does or doesn't work, as some want nothing and others much more.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

"FAF?

Works for me. "

Or you could ask "what time do your legs open" before moving on to advanced stuff like..

"Can I fire my mayonnaise cannon in your herring hole"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAF?

Works for me.

Or you could ask "what time do your legs open" before moving on to advanced stuff like..

"Can I fire my mayonnaise cannon in your herring hole"

Too much effort. Women on here aren't worth it.

(That's obviously a joke, before you ladies get annoyed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I've heard was from an episode of Bottom so not a real line

"Alright sugar tits looking for some action?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always try to tailor my messages to the ladies profile and make it personal to them. I get a fair few replies and I chat to a fair few girls, just be yourself and try to let your personality shine through, assuming you have one.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"Best message to get a respond

No such thing as every woman is different and will respond differently to different messages.

Besides, copy and paste messages dont work anyway "

Oh so true!!! Just had exactly the same message we received a year ago from someone and judging by a few comments going through our local updates we're not the only ones getting it.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

For any aussies

"Does your dad own a brewery ?"

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