FabSwingers.com forum: now i have a question for the ladies only

By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't know all these items were officially mr's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't know all these items were officially mr's lol"

Sexist lol

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Makes no sense to me...are you saying Ms diesn't own these ?

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Who is Mr Loather ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would think at least one of these items would be a Mrs

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Didn't know all these items were officially mr's lol

Sexist lol"

woman like to name things fella including their vibrators

i heard one some time ago being referred as MR cloony

I'm just getting into the spirit of naming your sex objects is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is Mr Loather ?"

A very negative person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber and electric toothbrush x

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Who is Mr Loather ?"

anyone you want him to be with your eyes shut darling

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Cucumber and electric toothbrush x

i knew it you have that look about you

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off that list, 4/6/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cucumber and electric toothbrush x

i knew it you have that look about you

xxx"

Ooh that look lol the one that says I like inserting cucumbers, how could I have missed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just noticed there's 2 number 6! Pillow for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is Mr Loather ?"

Think he was a bad guy in superman wasn't he ?? Lex loather

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Off that list, 4/6/7"

so it was a case of

oo mr hard edge of the table give it to me

hay mr cool cucumber get yourself in there followed by

hay mr electric tooth brush don't just stand there looking lost I've got a lovely little place you can vibrate against until you hearts content

no that's a four way

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Didn't know all these items were officially mr's lol

Sexist lol

woman like to name things fella including their vibrators

i heard one some time ago being referred as MR cloony

I'm just getting into the spirit of naming your sex objects is all

My vibrator is called Vera

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Didn't know all these items were officially mr's lol

Sexist lol

woman like to name things fella including their vibrators

i heard one some time ago being referred as MR cloony

I'm just getting into the spirit of naming your sex objects is all

My vibrator is called Vera

Is that because she always comes out of the box to play after a couple of Vera Lins ( gins)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Non of those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber

Doll x

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Non of the above

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None on your naughty list. I have hands with quite flexible fingers.

I do have a "Jessica" amongst many toys and many moons ago I did use an Impulse Body Spray as a compromise; desperation!!!

I do hope this valuable information helps

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ice cream scoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screwdriver handles...

Various plumbing oddments...

A bicycle seat post without the saddle...

The points lever on a railway line...

One of the handles sticking out of a ship's wheel...

... and so many more...

I will go and bury my head in shame...

... which of course means that I will go and lie face down, naked, with my face in the pillows...

...sigh.... there is no hope, I am a lost cause....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 both 6's and number 7. I didn't name any of them though.

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"None on your naughty list. I have hands with quite flexible fingers.

I do have a "Jessica" amongst many toys and many moons ago I did use an Impulse Body Spray as a compromise; desperation!!!

I do hope this valuable information helps

Yes it does was it a handbag size can or a jumbo one

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

4 & the second 6 plus the edge of the sofa

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Screwdriver handles...

Various plumbing oddments...

A bicycle seat post without the saddle...

The points lever on a railway line...

One of the handles sticking out of a ship's wheel...

... and so many more...

I will go and bury my head in shame...

... which of course means that I will go and lie face down, naked, with my face in the pillows...

...sigh.... there is no hope, I am a lost cause....

Harlot

Although I suppose when a girls got to have she's got to have it so anything with in arms reach at the time is fair game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger and only just discovering masturbation I used to use my grans electric back massager on my fanny, over my knickers but still used to feel a bit bad when she was rubbing it over her shoulders and stuff.

Also used to use a single tape cassette case, just rub it hard through my quilt against my fanny. Then I actually put a condom on a firm banana and tried to fuck my self with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use Mr toothbrush sorry john it's not mine it's yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woman like to name things fella including their vibrators "

Actually my vibrator is called Penelope and she is very much a lady

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

woman like to name things fella including their vibrators

Actually my vibrator is called Penelope and she is very much a lady

Lady Penelope Pitstop....

Does the Ant hill mob save the day when she is in danger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is Mr Loather ?"

i want to know that too - i will own up to the shower head and a hard edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower head!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

"
hairbrush, but ive got a bag of toys now..lucky me

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I use Mr toothbrush sorry john it's not mine it's yours

Cheeky little minx that it your dead when I next get my hands on you

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over a year ago

"I use Mr toothbrush sorry john it's not mine it's yours

Cheeky little minx that it your dead when I next get my hands on you

Ooo Yes you going use your axe on me XXXXXX

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Shower head! "

What is it with you girls and the shower head

Wont be long before a guy comes on here with the name showerhead expecting to do very very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shower head!

What is it with you girls and the shower head

Wont be long before a guy comes on here with the name showerhead expecting to do very very well

some you can alter the spray from fine mist to hard spurt

use your imagination

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

hairbrush, but ive got a bag of toys now..lucky me

Ive been going old school of late nothing but my hands and a doxy wand for when I want to read the news paper

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I use Mr toothbrush sorry john it's not mine it's yours

Cheeky little minx that it your dead when I next get my hands on you

Ooo Yes you going use your axe on me XXXXXX

no i will show you it let you look at it no touching mind you

using my tooth brush is a no axe offence missy sooner you learn that the better for you when it comes to axe play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use Mr toothbrush sorry john it's not mine it's yours

Cheeky little minx that it your dead when I next get my hands on you

Ooo Yes you going use your axe on me XXXXXX

no i will show you it let you look at it no touching mind you

using my tooth brush is a no axe offence missy sooner you learn that the better for you when it comes to axe play

Sorry John I just want to play with your axe just a bit. I be a good girl for you

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I use Mr toothbrush sorry john it's not mine it's yours

Cheeky little minx that it your dead when I next get my hands on you

Ooo Yes you going use your axe on me XXXXXX

no i will show you it let you look at it no touching mind you

using my tooth brush is a no axe offence missy sooner you learn that the better for you when it comes to axe play

Sorry John I just want to play with your axe just a bit. I be a good girl for you

to right you will be you cheeky little minx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

hairbrush, but ive got a bag of toys now..lucky me

Ive been going old school of late nothing but my hands and a doxy wand for when I want to read the news paper

"
hahahaha i love it..wheres my Dom then...see we arent much trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just 2&6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr shower head

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

hairbrush, but ive got a bag of toys now..lucky me

Ive been going old school of late nothing but my hands and a doxy wand for when I want to read the news paper

hahahaha i love it..wheres my Dom then...see we arent much trouble

who ever said subs are trouble or hard work doesn't have a clue about the art of control

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Mr shower head

shame on you abusing a poor unsuspecting shower head by using it for a job it wasn't designed for

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

2 and 7

Can't understand the hard edge thing, what do you do with it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

11 mr clothes peg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

11 mr clothes peg

Oh yeah

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

11 mr clothes peg

you are officially on the naughty step now sexy in a stress position I might add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

3 out of the ten for me chip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shower head!

What is it with you girls and the shower head

Wont be long before a guy comes on here with the name showerhead expecting to do very very well

some you can alter the spray from fine mist to hard spurt

use your imagination "

Funnily enough after a bit of playing you can do that to men as well.

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

3 out of the ten for me chip. "

where have you been tink ...?

and come on don't be shy which three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillow

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

"Who is Mr Loather ?"

Maybe loofer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 & 5 (love Prosecco

)

And Hairbrush. And a fat marker pen.

But, that was back in the day.. in grown up now... got dildos!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pillow

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thought you might prefer something harder

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Pillow

harlot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pillow

thought you might prefer something harder

Depends on my mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 & 5 (love Prosecco

)

And Hairbrush. And a fat marker pen.

But, that was back in the day.. in grown up now... got dildos!!!

"
hair brush and marker pen

did I read that right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pillow

thought you might prefer something harder

Depends on my mood

"
sort mood you in now

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"2 & 5 (love Prosecco

)

And Hairbrush. And a fat marker pen.

But, that was back in the day.. in grown up now... got dildos!!!

as you have a thing for glass can i reasonable assume glass dildos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

3 out of the ten for me chip.

where have you been tink ...?

and come on don't be shy which three

Been on strike from everything.

2.6.7 for me chip.

Although six was a order ( demand) many years ago from a Dom. It was a horrid shopping list

the cucumber was just 1 item on said list.

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

3 out of the ten for me chip.

where have you been tink ...?

and come on don't be shy which three

Been on strike from everything.

2.6.7 for me chip.

Although six was a order ( demand) many years ago from a Dom. It was a horrid shopping list

the cucumber was just 1 item on said list. "

glad your back beautiful i love your posts xxx

would the other food items happen to be a marrow or a pineapple by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 & 5 (love Prosecco

)

And Hairbrush. And a fat marker pen.

But, that was back in the day.. in grown up now... got dildos!!!

hair brush and marker pen

did I read that right "

Yes.. the handle of the hairbrush...

Anyways, it was just the neatest thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

3 out of the ten for me chip.

where have you been tink ...?

and come on don't be shy which three

Been on strike from everything.

2.6.7 for me chip.

Although six was a order ( demand) many years ago from a Dom. It was a horrid shopping list

the cucumber was just 1 item on said list.

glad your back beautiful i love your posts xxx

would the other food items happen to be a marrow or a pineapple by any chance

Pervert! Thankfully the cucumber was the only food item on the list.

My last post got me a slapped wrist and time out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 & 5 (love Prosecco

)

And Hairbrush. And a fat marker pen.

But, that was back in the day.. in grown up now... got dildos!!!

as you have a thing for glass can i reasonable assume glass dildos

I have glass yes, dildo and plug.. but also metal and silicone... I'm not prejudiced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is Mr Loather ?"

I'm thinking a small elderly neighbour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is Mr Loather ?

I'm thinking a small elderly neighbour?

The curtain twitches, because the viagra just kicked in.

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"2 & 5 (love Prosecco

)

And Hairbrush. And a fat marker pen.

But, that was back in the day.. in grown up now... got dildos!!!

as you have a thing for glass can i reasonable assume glass dildos

I have glass yes, dildo and plug.. but also metal and silicone... I'm not prejudiced

the last line made me laugh brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

11 mr clothes peg

you are officially on the naughty step now sexy in a stress position I might add

sorry john

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

3 out of the ten for me chip.

where have you been tink ...?

and come on don't be shy which three

Been on strike from everything.

2.6.7 for me chip.

Although six was a order ( demand) many years ago from a Dom. It was a horrid shopping list

the cucumber was just 1 item on said list.

glad your back beautiful i love your posts xxx

would the other food items happen to be a marrow or a pineapple by any chance

Pervert! Thankfully the cucumber was the only food item on the list.

My last post got me a slapped wrist and time out

didn't see it darling

but in my opinion that was a loss to the site you not being around xxx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

hairbrush, but ive got a bag of toys now..lucky me

Ive been going old school of late nothing but my hands and a doxy wand for when I want to read the news paper

hahahaha i love it..wheres my Dom then...see we arent much trouble

who ever said subs are trouble or hard work doesn't have a clue about the art of control

"
correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr shower head on full-ish power

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Cucumber, screw drivers, hair brush no not the prickly end, wine bottle the top end, small spray can I know I hang my head in shame,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

11 mr clothes peg

12 mr arm chair the arm

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Non of the named

X box controller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of them.

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"how many of you have used any of these house hold object to get off with when that got to have it and have it now craving has gone to far .

1 mr washing machine on spin cycle

2 mr shower head on full power wash

3 mr sky remote

4 mr hard edge of the table

5 mr beer or wine bottle

6 mr cool cucumber

6 mr pillow

7 mr electric tooth brush

8 mr loather

9 mr phone on vibrate

10 mr back scratch

have i missed any off ladies if so do enlighten me as you really are a filthy bunch of randy fuckers when your in heat

11 mr clothes peg

12 mr arm chair the arm"

you my sexy little pain queen are really pushing your luck on here

I'm going to put you on limited rations for the next week

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Non of the named

X box controller

own up its the rumble feature that did it for you

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Non of the named

X box controller

own up its the rumble feature that did it for you

Yep that's the one

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Non of the named

X box controller

own up its the rumble feature that did it for you

Yep that's the one

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

You missed off Mr Banana and his friend Mr Pushbike Saddle (in the middle of a cycle trail)

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Cucumber, screw drivers, hair brush no not the prickly end, wine bottle the top end, small spray can I know I hang my head in shame,

and so you should you little harlot

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