FabSwingers.com forum: My Boomerang Won't Come Back

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What have you lost or wouldn’t come back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i lost £60 in the cash machine last night

was on phone while drawing some money out and walked off without it

didnt get that back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i lost £60 in the cash machine last night

was on phone while drawing some money out and walked off without it

didnt get that back

Thats terrible was it a looter who nicked it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once left my wallet on a plane, some lucky cleaner walked off with £600 cash

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

the mrs who hoo 18 months no psyco

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the mrs who hoo 18 months no psyco"

Weyhey sounds like your not sad over that one

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Gravity..well my boobies i mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i lost £60 in the cash machine last night

was on phone while drawing some money out and walked off without it

didnt get that back

Thats terrible was it a looter who nicked it?

well i was told if it stays there for a min the machine auto takes it back but can take 24 to show back on your account so i'll check later if the machine looted my dosh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once left my wallet on a plane, some lucky cleaner walked off with £600 cash"

Bugger bet it was another looter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gravity..well my boobies i mean

Got a pic so i can look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i lost £60 in the cash machine last night

was on phone while drawing some money out and walked off without it

didnt get that back

Thats terrible was it a looter who nicked it?

well i was told if it stays there for a min the machine auto takes it back but can take 24 to show back on your account so i'll check later if the machine looted my dosh

They have cams in them so the tape might say. Bet it was a looter though! Bastards!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Gravity..well my boobies i mean

Got a pic so i can look

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Errrr maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gravity..well my boobies i mean

lol know that feeling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gravity..well my boobies i mean

Got a pic so i can look

Errrr maybe

There are non on your profile

I like boobs

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Gravity..well my boobies i mean

Got a pic so i can look

Errrr maybe

There are non on your profile

I like boobs

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Mine will be up for ten seconds so fill ya boots lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you lost or wouldn’t come back?

My bloody sanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gravity..well my boobies i mean

Got a pic so i can look

Errrr maybe

There are non on your profile

I like boobs

Mine will be up for ten seconds so fill ya boots lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gravity..well my boobies i mean

Got a pic so i can look

Errrr maybe

There are non on your profile

I like boobs

Mine will be up for ten seconds so fill ya boots lol

Fan-tit-astic will you lend them to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you lost or wouldn’t come back?

My bloody sanity

And with that, i wish you tara

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

your boomarange wont come back...

ive waved the thing al over the place.. practised till i was blue in the face,, i am big discrace to the aborigine race...

my boomarage wont come back..

damn gonna be singing that for the rest of the day.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What have you lost or wouldn’t come back?

My bloody sanity

And with that, i wish you tara

Nice boobies! I like boobies! Glad you haven't lost them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" your boomarange wont come back...

ive waved the thing al over the place.. practised till i was blue in the face,, i am big discrace to the aborigine race...

my boomarage wont come back..

damn gonna be singing that for the rest of the day.....

2 little boys had 2 little toys....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Gravity..well my boobies i mean

Got a pic so i can look

Errrr maybe

There are non on your profile

I like boobs

Mine will be up for ten seconds so fill ya boots lol

Fan-tit-astic will you lend them to me?

"
Errrrrrrrr no, i am quite attached to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gravity..well my boobies i mean

Got a pic so i can look

Errrr maybe

There are non on your profile

I like boobs

Mine will be up for ten seconds so fill ya boots lol

Fan-tit-astic will you lend them to me?

Errrrrrrrr no, i am quite attached to them

"
HOws your big toe and nipple?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gravity..well my boobies i mean

Got a pic so i can look

Errrr maybe

There are non on your profile

I like boobs

Mine will be up for ten seconds so fill ya boots lol

Fan-tit-astic will you lend them to me?

Errrrrrrrr no, i am quite attached to them

I didn't mean take them off.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Gravity..well my boobies i mean

Got a pic so i can look

Errrr maybe

There are non on your profile

I like boobs

Mine will be up for ten seconds so fill ya boots lol

Fan-tit-astic will you lend them to me?

Errrrrrrrr no, i am quite attached to them

HOws your big toe and nipple?"
Both not too bad today..although ive smothered my nipple in e45 for the whole day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you lost or wouldn’t come back?

My bloody sanity

And with that, i wish you tara

Honesty. I luv it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as case was overweight at Southampton airport after returning from cruise had to bin anything we could get weight down save paying extra charge of £160.

unfortunatly in our haste must have thrown currency wallet in bins with £300 in currency inside lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

My mind

and i dont want to be pedantic but if your boomarang didnt come back then it wasnt a boomarang it was a stick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"as case was overweight at Southampton airport after returning from cruise had to bin anything we could get weight down save paying extra charge of £160.

unfortunatly in our haste must have thrown currency wallet in bins with £300 in currency inside lol"

I was once overweight so put on lots of my cloths. I looked a right fat bastard but didn't pay any extra.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mind

and i dont want to be pedantic but if your boomarang didnt come back then it wasnt a boomarang it was a stick

It had a huge bend in it and the oz bloke in the pub sold me it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

So worst thing i lost was my mind.

Best thing i lost was nearly 6 and 1/2stone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So worst thing i lost was my mind.

Best thing i lost was nearly 6 and 1/2stone

Sat here i think i am about to loose the same

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

"So worst thing i lost was my mind.

Best thing i lost was nearly 6 and 1/2stone

Sat here i think i am about to loose the same

Fuck me if your having a six and a half stone shit you must let me know what you eat so i can do the same.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

my virginity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So worst thing i lost was my mind.

Best thing i lost was nearly 6 and 1/2stone

Sat here i think i am about to loose the same

Fuck me if your having a six and a half stone shit you must let me know what you eat so i can do the same.

Curry at 7pm! its having its revenge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So worst thing i lost was my mind.

Best thing i lost was nearly 6 and 1/2stone

Sat here i think i am about to loose the same

Fuck me if your having a six and a half stone shit you must let me know what you eat so i can do the same.

Curry at 7pm! its having its revenge!

Scientific research suggests that if everyone in India farted at the exact same moment the Earth would move thus avoiding a collision with an asteroid.

The headlines in the newspapers would read: Curry Cures Cosmic Clash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So worst thing i lost was my mind.

Best thing i lost was nearly 6 and 1/2stone

Sat here i think i am about to loose the same

Fuck me if your having a six and a half stone shit you must let me know what you eat so i can do the same.

Curry at 7pm! its having its revenge!

Scientific research suggests that if everyone in India farted at the exact same moment the Earth would move thus avoiding a collision with an asteroid.

The headlines in the newspapers would read: Curry Cures Cosmic Clash.

Its treated a problem here! Its formed a mush with old newspaper and dislodged hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my virginity"

lol i wondered how long before that was said as thats what i thought straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm what have I lost that won't come back - youth and stupidity - I'm older wiser and much less of an arrogant twat - so you can only imagine how obnoxious I was when I was younger !!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"my virginity

lol i wondered how long before that was said as thats what i thought straight away

someone had to deb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a boomarang once...... I played with I all the time..... but eventually the novelty wore off.....and when I tried to chuck away......... well you can guess the rest!!!!!

#yeahyeahIhearitgrumblegroan!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I just found Soxy's marbles!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to go and find this lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_prtbj4MtDU

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I had to go and find this lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_prtbj4MtDU"

cruel, just so damned cruel!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just found Soxy's marbles!!"

You have my lost Marbles?.....hey, I used to have more than a good handfull of Iron Benkers too, so what happened to them?.... Oh silly me... perhaps that'll be Steelies to you lot north of the border.... ya won't know what a benker is!!!!.......anyway...marbles....I'll show ya marbles....... marbles the size of Conkers.......

#AhhhhIrememberthosehappydays

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