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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Hi" can be classed as a short message but we've had a "x".

Makes a difference to the usual, "Fancy a fuck".

We're interested in hearing what bizarre messages you've received.

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The subject was ....well

Message was... a dot .

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Recently received, 'we should', title was, 'hotel'. Short, sweet and straight to delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

? That's my shortest !!!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Most bizarre was a do I stand or sit to go to the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baaaaa" was mine. I replied "mooooo". We met and it was fantastic

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


""Baaaaa" was mine. I replied "mooooo". We met and it was fantastic "

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

hwu E for effort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. And I'm not teasing, sadly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I received the message

?

My reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I received the message

?

My reply

"

You replied?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it's not just single guys that send them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Among the most regular ones we get are;

'Wow'

'Hi'

'Meet now'

'Beautiful'

'X'

'Amazing'

such literary wonders are messaged sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". And I'm not teasing, sadly. "

You've had one character shorter now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". And I'm not teasing, sadly.

You've had one character shorter now. "

I noticed... Seems like there are a few of you in a teasing mood today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I received the message

?

My reply

You replied? "

It was a slow day...

I got blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I received the message

?

My reply

You replied?

It was a slow day...

I got blocked "

Well I never! Some women are just plain rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I received the message

?

My reply

You replied?

It was a slow day...

I got blocked

Well I never! Some women are just plain rude! "

Splitters into coffee...

Now I'm going to make another cup of breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think a . Would be shorter than a ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a x

So I replied with a y

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I've just received a 'pmsl', subject was 'lol'

I go to reply to find out what was funny and I'm blocked!

Some strange people on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think a . Would be shorter than a ? "

At least the ? Has a squiggly line over the .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think a . Would be shorter than a ?

At least the ? Has a squiggly line over the . "

Yeah that's what I thought Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We expel as much energy in our reply as the same energy they put into their message.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We received a 'x' message so we asked, "Hi, have you read our profile?".

They read and deleted our message and hid their profile.

Ok, bye !!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

or

or

or

i feel like responding with a

or a

or a

rarely a gets a

just so you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

or

or

or

i feel like responding with a

or a

or a

rarely a gets a

just so you know

"

Does it make you wonder, if they're that quick with messages, are they equally quick in bed?

In, jiggle, squirt, snore.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"

or

or

or

i feel like responding with a

or a

or a

rarely a gets a

just so you know

Does it make you wonder, if they're that quick with messages, are they equally quick in bed?

In, jiggle, squirt, snore."

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

K

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Most bizarre was a do I stand or sit to go to the toilet "

You too? :o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously my messages are too long

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The subject was ....well

Message was... a dot ."

Unless the system allows you to send a blank screen, then a dot has to be the shortage message possible!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

FAF

sent to me by a very popular forum member .

My answer was no I'm.hear to cause mischief not fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol" fucking winds me up, I get that men mostly have to do the running but ffs, give me something to work on

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

That was probably our shortest no idea what they were putting a thumbs up too.

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

Title: yo

Content: ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending a long or short message still get no luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The subject was ....well

Message was... a dot .

Unless the system allows you to send a blank screen, then a dot has to be the shortage message possible!"

It does. I've sent a blank message

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Had one the other day that just said " Beatch!" Which was spelt just like that. Deleted and blocked lol XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Baaaaa" was mine. I replied "mooooo". We met and it was fantastic "

Animalistic

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

We had "." in the subject box, and "?" in the text... we replied with "!"... surprisingly we are still waiting on a reply.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"The subject was ....well

Message was... a dot .

Unless the system allows you to send a blank screen, then a dot has to be the shortage message possible!

It does. I've sent a blank message "

Erm, technically its not blank, although nothing shows, there is computer code in the box that denotes a space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously. Why don’t guys make an effort?

They send short, ridiculous and non personal messages. They then however manage to post 15 paragraphs on forums as how they get now messages, no replies and asking you to review their profile.

Put the effort it. Sow the seeds.

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By *icoleAndLisaTransCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port


"We had "." in the subject box, and "?" in the text... we replied with "!"... surprisingly we are still waiting on a reply. "

Short subject lines drive me nuts. On the phone app, they make it rather difficult to open the message, rather than the sender's profile.

I've had a single letter message before now. I forget what letter, but it wasn't an X. My all time favourite is still "I WANT 2 FUK UR ARS". A stunning display of crudneeds, illiteracy and caps abuse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The subject was ....well

Message was... a dot .

Unless the system allows you to send a blank screen, then a dot has to be the shortage message possible!

It does. I've sent a blank message

Erm, technically its not blank, although nothing shows, there is computer code in the box that denotes a space."

Blast you computer codes, Grrr

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

[Removed by poster at 17/08/17 20:26:40]

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Oh heck... erm, its ok, it still counts, after all, there's nothing visible!

(Looks around for the nearest exit!)

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