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The Matchmaking thread LXVIII (68)

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

How it works: Message or shout out on here to anyone you fancy then report back if it's a match.

Then make sure you meet them for at least a drink.

Please put both usernames so I can copy & paste, and let's have some more MEETs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I'll wait for the next one if you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in again

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Kinky-Minx and Mr Potato Head - Match

Kinky-Minx and Mr Alleycat – Match & MET

Kinky-Minx and SwingoftheKingers - Match & MET

Kinky-Minx and SwingoftheKingers – Re-Match & RE-MET

BabsJoan and Mr Potato Head – Re-Match

Mrs Mia Wallace and Mrlothbrok &

Tushy Lover and Gothamsfinest - Match

Mr Alleycat and the_original_banshee - Match

suitedandbooted and naughtybutnice888 - Match

Perdita Von Tease and GothamsFinest – Match

Thatthing and ms_mac75 - Match

Naughtybutnice888 and hornyirish - Match

Miss.Honey and horny irish - Match

Shortishblonde and horny irish - Match

Jt90 and peachy - Match

3sum queen and meltmychocolate – Match & MET

Kinky-Minx and TheHatter – Re-Match & RE-MET

Sex Luther and Shortishblonde - Match

bobtheredelephant and Mrs Mac – Match & MET

Somuchfortheafterglow and clit Eastwood - Match

Thatthing and MrsMac - Match

Iworkout and Miss.Honey - Match

Hatter and Estella – Matchlet

Tushy Lover and Sexybrunette – Match & MET

PB and sexybrunette – Match

Sexy brunette and gothams finest - Match

Sexy brunette and misterBee – Match & MET

SwingoftheKingers and Miss.Honey - Match

Miss.Honey and sexybrunette - Match

Ms_mac75 and hantsguy007 - Match

Ms_mac75 and Sex Luther – Match

Misterbee and MisterBee – Match – MET (Wank)

Kinky-Minx and Sex Luther – Match & MET

Sexybrunette and Estella - Match

SwingoftheKingers and Meli – Match & MET

Mr Alleycat and Shortishblonde - Match

Sexybrunette and TheHatter – Match & MET

fullyfit69 and Kinky-Minx – Match

ms_mac75 and SwingoftheKingers - Match

Horny irish and ms_mac75 - Match

Horny irish and chakala (Mrs) - Match

Horny irish and PlayD8 - Match

flaccidjim and erectjim - Match

ms_mac75 and Almostthere - Match

Bunnyhop and Misterbee - Match

PlayD8 and MisterBee – Match & MET

Raspberry_rebel & SwingoftheKingers - Match

Ohnotyouagain and danny80 -Match

Mr Monkey and Naughtybutnice888 - Match

PlayD8 and SwingoftheKingers – Match & MET

Miss Argo and SwingoftheKingers - Match

Mr Monkey and Bad Kitty – Match & MET

ms_mac75 and brightonsteve - Match

Horny Irish and MsEveline - Match

Horny Irish and Bad Kitty.- Match

Ellabullet and Mr Monkey - Match

PlayD8 and Mr Monkey - Match

Lady Lick and Mr Monkey - Match & MET

Iworkout and ellabullet - Match

1.aussie.devil and shortishblonde - Match

Estella and erectjim – Match & MET

Errol.B and Meli - Match

Horny Irish and RubyWoo78 - Match

Horny Irish and Lustydd - Match

Kinky_Minx and fire_blade - Match

Kinky-minx and .floyd - Match

PB and Spiderwoman123 – Match

Hertfordshire_guy and indyred - Match

Hertfordshire_guy and Kinky-Minx – Match & MET

Minxymoo and PB - Match

Minxymoo and SexyBrunette - Match

PlayD8 and Pink Panther45 – Match & MET

PlayD8 and sexybrunette – Match & MET

SwingoftheKingers & Pink Panther45 – Match & MET

Blade and playd8 - Match & MET

Addit and shortishblonde - Match & MET

nickmidlands and Kinky-Minx - Match

Superunknown and shortishblonde - Match

Doiluvfun and My Mirror in the Bathroom - Match & MET

Thrillseekingmissile and Sinning Angel - Match

Thrillseekingmissile and Miss.Honey – Match

Ms_mac75 and Almostthere - Match & MET

Ms_mac75 and MrMonkey - Match

Sinning Angel and Private Parts - Match

Liam25 and sexybrunette - Match

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'll wait for the next one if you don't mind "

There was someone who sad they'd join in at 69. It was on about the 10th one I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in again "

Grrrrrrr again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I rejoin please, OP?

Tattooed moron from the south coast. Hit me up, I'm dreamy.

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you

In please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, hope springs eternal.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

I'm in.

Awaits the rush from the ladies

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By *aughtySxTV/TS
over a year ago

Wigan Bolton North West

I wanna play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders out of man cave...

Feels like de ja vu...all over again...

Suits on rock watches waves...

Wonders if anyone likes trogladytes...

Only one way to find out...

OK I'm in...

Off to check the inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in "

FAF?

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

I'm in too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in "

I fancy the pants off you xx

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"I'm in

I fancy the pants off you xx"

I fancied the lady's pants off first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

I fancy the pants off you xx"

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger it I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Ah go on then I'm in xxx

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Can I rejoin please, OP?

Tattooed moron from the south coast. Hit me up, I'm dreamy. "

Did you leave?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm in, hope springs eternal."

When are we going to dancing lessons?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm in still here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, hope springs eternal.

When are we going to dancing lessons? "

When I'm dead and unable to fight back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I rejoin please, OP?

Tattooed moron from the south coast. Hit me up, I'm dreamy.

Did you leave? "

I just wanted to make sure I was registered

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

I'm joining before the thread gets too long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I'm in, hope springs eternal.

When are we going to dancing lessons? "

Can you unmatch me from PB as we are unlikely to meet. Thanksx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will give it a whirl

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By *alsallgentMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Im in

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

Yeah, I'm in

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Im in for any shadow ladies lmao.

Seriously though impressive match making list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, hope springs eternal.

When are we going to dancing lessons?

Can you unmatch me from PB as we are unlikely to meet. Thanksx"

Booo Goes to get refund on train ticket

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By *inglenfreeMan
over a year ago

london

As always I live in hope. So. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, don't be shy

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm in, hope springs eternal.

When are we going to dancing lessons?

When I'm dead and unable to fight back."

Oh thanks

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Can I rejoin please, OP?

Tattooed moron from the south coast. Hit me up, I'm dreamy.

Did you leave?

I just wanted to make sure I was registered "

Have concluded all your matches?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm in, hope springs eternal.

When are we going to dancing lessons?

Can you unmatch me from PB as we are unlikely to meet. Thanksx"

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

Welcome all the new people, get chatting and matching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I rejoin please, OP?

Tattooed moron from the south coast. Hit me up, I'm dreamy.

Did you leave?

I just wanted to make sure I was registered

Have concluded all your matches? "

Nope

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Can I rejoin please, OP?

Tattooed moron from the south coast. Hit me up, I'm dreamy.

Did you leave?

I just wanted to make sure I was registered

Have concluded all your matches?

Nope "

Get to work then man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I rejoin please, OP?

Tattooed moron from the south coast. Hit me up, I'm dreamy.

Did you leave?

I just wanted to make sure I was registered

Have concluded all your matches?

Nope

Get to work then man "

Yes ma'am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In E.mariexx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, hope springs eternal.

When are we going to dancing lessons?

When I'm dead and unable to fight back.

Oh thanks "

It's nothing personal. I don't dance. Ever. With anyone. Under any circumstances. And I'm getting sick of people giving me grief for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How it works: Message or shout out on here to anyone you fancy then report back if it's a match.

Then make sure you meet them for at least a drink.

Please put both usernames so I can copy & paste, and let's have some more EATs "

Me & any Raspberry flavoured sweets.

I'm an addict.

I was pimped & pumped with them at the Spring Secret Tea Party.

99.Ripped & Raspberry flavoured sweets.

Met. Matched & I did everything but stuff my face in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I join? "

I may need to add you to my list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I sneek back in? I was rude last time and matched at distance so didn't meet

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm in, hope springs eternal.

When are we going to dancing lessons?

When I'm dead and unable to fight back.

Oh thanks

It's nothing personal. I don't dance. Ever. With anyone. Under any circumstances. And I'm getting sick of people giving me grief for it."

If you recall I was offering to go to lessons with you so you shut them all up

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Get to work then man

Yes ma'am "

Oooo I like that

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By *wentMan
over a year ago

blackpool

Can I come in

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"How it works: Message or shout out on here to anyone you fancy then report back if it's a match.

Then make sure you meet them for at least a drink.

Please put both usernames so I can copy & paste, and let's have some more EATs

Me & any Raspberry flavoured sweets.

I'm an addict.

I was pimped & pumped with them at the Spring Secret Tea Party.

99.Ripped & Raspberry flavoured sweets.

Met. Matched & I did everything but stuff my face in them

"

Be at the next one then

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Can I sneek back in? I was rude last time and matched at distance so didn't meet "

So you did, and then we al came to London

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Can I come in"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I sneek back in? I was rude last time and matched at distance so didn't meet

So you did, and then we al came to London "

In tjat case, double , I wont embaress but they are still on my hotlist if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How it works: Message or shout out on here to anyone you fancy then report back if it's a match.

Then make sure you meet them for at least a drink.

Please put both usernames so I can copy & paste, and let's have some more EATs

Me & any Raspberry flavoured sweets.

I'm an addict.

I was pimped & pumped with them at the Spring Secret Tea Party.

99.Ripped & Raspberry flavoured sweets.

Met. Matched & I did everything but stuff my face in them

"

My nemesis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, hope springs eternal.

When are we going to dancing lessons?

When I'm dead and unable to fight back.

Oh thanks

It's nothing personal. I don't dance. Ever. With anyone. Under any circumstances. And I'm getting sick of people giving me grief for it.

If you recall I was offering to go to lessons with you so you shut them all up "

That would involve me dancing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Anyone near Plymouth on this thread

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"If you recall I was offering to go to lessons with you so you shut them all up

That would involve me dancing. "

Good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for joining in if anyone is nearby and tempted

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed. "

That should be really easy to find on here

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here "

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and done, sexybrunette wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

"

Good morning.. Room for a small one

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

Good morning.. Room for a small one "

are you shit in bed also? this is a requirement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

"
We need to swap areas then. Get a lot wanting me to criticize their small size...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

Good morning.. Room for a small one

are you shit in bed also? this is a requirement."

Creasing here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

Good morning.. Room for a small one

are you shit in bed also? this is a requirement."

Well the equipment works for me, how it works for others is gonna be different I guess..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

Good morning.. Room for a small one

are you shit in bed also? this is a requirement.

Creasing here!! "

Morning..

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

We need to swap areas then. Get a lot wanting me to criticize their small size..."

i only want one small dick guy. shouldn't be too hard to find (with a magnifying glass).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

Good morning.. Room for a small one

are you shit in bed also? this is a requirement.

Creasing here!!

Morning.. "

Good morning handsome. How is your lovely self

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

Good morning.. Room for a small one

are you shit in bed also? this is a requirement.

Well the equipment works for me, how it works for others is gonna be different I guess.."

ok, my proper advert. coz you might be replying to something you really don't want but i was tired and didn't write it properly maybe.

---------------------------------------

looking for a small dick guy.

must love giving oral (to any gender), be crap at sex, and love me humiliating him for that. i will deny you actual sex for being so shit at it.

apply here, to this very topic for the humiliation to begin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

We need to swap areas then. Get a lot wanting me to criticize their small size...

i only want one small dick guy. shouldn't be too hard to find (with a magnifying glass). "

So you are looking for a clit willy then?

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

We need to swap areas then. Get a lot wanting me to criticize their small size...

i only want one small dick guy. shouldn't be too hard to find (with a magnifying glass).

So you are looking for a clit willy then?

"

no, i don't want a girlfriend lol. he needs to have a penis i can laugh at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

We need to swap areas then. Get a lot wanting me to criticize their small size...

i only want one small dick guy. shouldn't be too hard to find (with a magnifying glass).

So you are looking for a clit willy then?

no, i don't want a girlfriend lol. he needs to have a penis i can laugh at."

Some are so small they look like big clits. Have you not seen them?

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

We need to swap areas then. Get a lot wanting me to criticize their small size...

i only want one small dick guy. shouldn't be too hard to find (with a magnifying glass).

So you are looking for a clit willy then?

no, i don't want a girlfriend lol. he needs to have a penis i can laugh at.

Some are so small they look like big clits. Have you not seen them? "

no, don't even wanna look at those things. they can keep their knickers on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

We need to swap areas then. Get a lot wanting me to criticize their small size...

i only want one small dick guy. shouldn't be too hard to find (with a magnifying glass).

So you are looking for a clit willy then?

no, i don't want a girlfriend lol. he needs to have a penis i can laugh at.

Some are so small they look like big clits. Have you not seen them?

no, don't even wanna look at those things. they can keep their knickers on."

Too small then, miss Goldiecocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in . Looking for a lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the matches still on or is it a case of Beattle Bailey you're last again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

Good morning.. Room for a small one

are you shit in bed also? this is a requirement.

Creasing here!!

Morning..

Good morning handsome. How is your lovely self "

One is awake and hoping I don't have the correct sized tally whacker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mail me for face pic

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"i'm looking for a small dick guy who is shit in bed.

That should be really easy to find on here

lol, but more seriously i have mostly only found big dick guys on here so far.

We need to swap areas then. Get a lot wanting me to criticize their small size...

i only want one small dick guy. shouldn't be too hard to find (with a magnifying glass).

So you are looking for a clit willy then?

no, i don't want a girlfriend lol. he needs to have a penis i can laugh at.

Some are so small they look like big clits. Have you not seen them?

no, don't even wanna look at those things. they can keep their knickers on.

Too small then, miss Goldiecocks? "

after some sleep, and slight consideration, maybe not to small after all. i don't actually want to fuck the guy.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"after some sleep, and slight consideration, maybe not to small after all. i don't actually want to fuck the guy."

Did you find a match?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"after some sleep, and slight consideration, maybe not to small after all. i don't actually want to fuck the guy.

Did you find a match? "

Can I join in ?

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"after some sleep, and slight consideration, maybe not to small after all. i don't actually want to fuck the guy.

Did you find a match? "

i'm always finding guys who don't wanna fuck me.

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"after some sleep, and slight consideration, maybe not to small after all. i don't actually want to fuck the guy.

Did you find a match?

Can I join in ?"

join in with not fucking me? sure, anyone can do that.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"after some sleep, and slight consideration, maybe not to small after all. i don't actually want to fuck the guy.

Did you find a match?

Can I join in ?"

Welcome

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

Late as always, but in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a match and I also want to unmatch a few!

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"after some sleep, and slight consideration, maybe not to small after all. i don't actually want to fuck the guy.

Did you find a match?

i'm always finding guys who don't wanna fuck me.

"

I'm good at that too

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I fancy a match and I also want to unmatch a few! "

Let me know who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy a match and I also want to unmatch a few!

Let me know who "

Just reply in the thread?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I fancy a match and I also want to unmatch a few!

Let me know who

Just reply in the thread? "

Yes, unless you don't want them to know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a match I'm in and I'll start searching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in from the beach...

Wonder if I need to relocate...

Or whether that's a triumph of optimism over reality

maybe if I sit here and wave someone might find me

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"after some sleep, and slight consideration, maybe not to small after all. i don't actually want to fuck the guy.

Did you find a match?

i'm always finding guys who don't wanna fuck me.

I'm good at that too "

it's why i never post in these things unless i have a weird request.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the ones with hidden profiles, actually expect to find a match?

Or is their assumption that guys dont read profiles anyway.

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By *ugbylad87Man
over a year ago

lichfield

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spider woman

Rubidoux

Absolutely stunning would love a match

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm good at that too

it's why i never post in these things unless i have a weird request. "

I have met some amazing guys from this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah...i'm in

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Wanders in from the beach...

Wonder if I need to relocate...

Or whether that's a triumph of optimism over reality

maybe if I sit here and wave someone might find me "

You get offers, you just ignore them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in - whatever that entails!

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham

See the first post of the thread ^^^

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By *ugbylad87Man
over a year ago

lichfield

3sum queen is hot x

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"3sum queen is hot x"

Tell her

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"3sum queen is hot x

Tell her "

i've got my blocks on, think he already has though now i've seen his comment.

thanks.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"3sum queen is hot x

Tell her

i've got my blocks on, think he already has though now i've seen his comment.

thanks. "

Is it a match?

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"3sum queen is hot x

Tell her

i've got my blocks on, think he already has though now i've seen his comment.

thanks.

Is it a match? "

i've not messaged him or anything. getting over another douchebag here and only wanna humiliate guys for now. hence my earlier posts in here.

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"3sum queen is hot x

Tell her

i've got my blocks on, think he already has though now i've seen his comment.

thanks.

Is it a match?

i've not messaged him or anything. getting over another douchebag here and only wanna humiliate guys for now. hence my earlier posts in here."

He might be up for that

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Aye go on then

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"3sum queen is hot x

Tell her

i've got my blocks on, think he already has though now i've seen his comment.

thanks.

Is it a match?

i've not messaged him or anything. getting over another douchebag here and only wanna humiliate guys for now. hence my earlier posts in here.

He might be up for that "

we'll see. i'm feeling particularly vulnerable right now and need a guy who knows his place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanders in from the beach...

Wonder if I need to relocate...

Or whether that's a triumph of optimism over reality

maybe if I sit here and wave someone might find me

You get offers, you just ignore them "

I got an offer?

I got an offer

Where when who... can I get my mail redirected

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Anyone like a challenge?

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

3sum Queen is FIT!!!

Would love her to put me in my place

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"3sum Queen is FIT!!!

Would love her to put me in my place "

only an hours drive away. looking promising.

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"3sum Queen is FIT!!!

Would love her to put me in my place

only an hours drive away. looking promising. "

GET IN!!!!!

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"3sum Queen is FIT!!!

Would love her to put me in my place

only an hours drive away. looking promising.

GET IN!!!!! "

match for the list kinky. suppose i'd best message him.

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By *wentMan
over a year ago

blackpool

Nothing as yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy-brunette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexybrunette

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still here "

You can be on my list

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Still here

You can be on my list "

List! Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still here "

Your definitely on my list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still here

You can be on my list

List! Hmmmm "

Shot myself in the foot s bit there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still here "

Outstanding

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"3sum Queen is FIT!!!

Would love her to put me in my place

only an hours drive away. looking promising.

GET IN!!!!!

match for the list kinky. suppose i'd best message him. "

Go for it

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•


"3sum Queen is FIT!!!

Would love her to put me in my place

only an hours drive away. looking promising.

GET IN!!!!!

match for the list kinky. suppose i'd best message him.

Go for it "

bit late, i've been chatting to him already and added him on other sites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you live less than 1mile from me. call me?

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington

Can I be thrown in to the mix please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you unmatch me from Gothamsfinest and PB and Liam25 please

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"3sum Queen is FIT!!!

Would love her to put me in my place

only an hours drive away. looking promising.

GET IN!!!!!

match for the list kinky. suppose i'd best message him.

Go for it

bit late, i've been chatting to him already and added him on other sites. "

Ahhhh

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"If you live less than 1mile from me. call me? "

Did you get my message?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Can I be thrown in to the mix please "

Welcome

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Can you unmatch me from Gothamsfinest and PB and Liam25 please "

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in... In for a penny in for a pound lol

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm in... In for a penny in for a pound lol "

Welcome

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By *illingtoplayMan
over a year ago

Ross on Wye

I'm in, come on I'm waiting

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm in, come on I'm waiting "

It doesn't work like that

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington

Anyone ladies fancy a get to know each other better chat/drink?

I know some of you in here I have messaged but must not be to your liking as I didn't receive a reply, but give me a try you actually never know I might just be the mysterious Adonis you've been looking for!

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Anyone ladies fancy a get to know each other better chat/drink?

I know some of you in here I have messaged but must not be to your liking as I didn't receive a reply, but give me a try you actually never know I might just be the mysterious Adonis you've been looking for!"

Do you travel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexybrunette

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Hello

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington


"Anyone ladies fancy a get to know each other better chat/drink?

I know some of you in here I have messaged but must not be to your liking as I didn't receive a reply, but give me a try you actually never know I might just be the mysterious Adonis you've been looking for!

Do you travel? "

Yes I do every day literally I'm an executive and cover the mids, north wales NW and NE so if your in those parts I'm happy to squeeze you in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you live less than 1mile from me. call me?

Did you get my message?"

Yes, your solicitor should have had my response by now. I promise to stay away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexybrunette "

What about me? Am I that bad

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By *rCurious1Man
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join and try to wave my magic wand and see if a match happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello "

Def lushious Ms Minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexybrunette

What about me? Am I that bad "

As we don't cry... come and join me on the outcasts step...

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Do you travel?

Yes I do every day literally I'm an executive and cover the mids, north wales NW and NE so if your in those parts I'm happy to squeeze you in "

Squeeze in where?

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"If you live less than 1mile from me. call me?

Did you get my message?

Yes, your solicitor should have had my response by now. I promise to stay away. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexybrunette

What about me? Am I that bad "

I'm sure you are 'that bad' but surely that's what makes you so good

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington


"Do you travel?

Yes I do every day literally I'm an executive and cover the mids, north wales NW and NE so if your in those parts I'm happy to squeeze you in

Squeeze in where? "

I'm sure we could find a few spots to squeeze me into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give anything a try, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe i should wait till thread 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe i should wait till thread 69 "

I'm still waiting for you to match with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe i should wait till thread 69

I'm still waiting for you to match with me "

I'd match with you if I could xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe i should wait till thread 69

I'm still waiting for you to match with me "

Ohhh errr mumble shuffle...

Think I just matched with an Angel...

Sometimes the best things are worth waiting for

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By *inky-Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Maybe i should wait till thread 69

I'm still waiting for you to match with me

Ohhh errr mumble shuffle...

Think I just matched with an Angel...

Sometimes the best things are worth waiting for "

Told you you'd had offers

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