FabSwingers.com forum: Got stood up

By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

Was to meet a girl this evening but she never turned up.

My back was killing me as i lay below the tree waiting on her. I couldn't stick the pain anymore so decided after 2hrs to go home.

The pain eased once i got stood up and got back on my feet.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

I had to read that twice

My excuse is it's bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool story

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Were you specific re which tree you would be lying under?

Meeting in a pub, café, restaurant...fine...but a tree! Was it the big one with leaves on

I know that tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were you specific re which tree you would be lying under?

Meeting in a pub, café, restaurant...fine...but a tree! Was it the big one with leaves on

I know that tree

I'm not a treeist but they all look the same to me.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Were you specific re which tree you would be lying under?

Meeting in a pub, café, restaurant...fine...but a tree! Was it the big one with leaves on

I know that tree

I'm not a treeist but they all look the same to me."

That is blatant, narrow minded, treeism

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Were you specific re which tree you would be lying under?

Meeting in a pub, café, restaurant...fine...but a tree! Was it the big one with leaves on

I know that tree

I'm not a treeist but they all look the same to me.

That is blatant, narrow minded, treeism

Call the special branch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were you specific re which tree you would be lying under?

Meeting in a pub, café, restaurant...fine...but a tree! Was it the big one with leaves on

I know that tree

I'm not a treeist but they all look the same to me.

That is blatant, narrow minded, treeism

Call the special branch.

It's ok, I'll leave.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I've just twigged what he's on about

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By *kivaMan
over a year ago

Vaguely the West

I'm logging off

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Was to meet a girl this evening but she never turned up.

My back was killing me as i lay below the tree waiting on her. I couldn't stick the pain anymore so decided after 2hrs to go home.

The pain eased once i got stood up and got back on my feet."

Why did you wait 2hours, didn't you twig she wasn't coming before then?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'm logging off"

I wood if I was you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I wood leaf her alone.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I wood leaf her alone."

Don't want him to Pine for her though

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By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

I just couldn't leave.

Maybe I am just a bit green.

It was a mistake on both parties.

She went to the back of the tree and I was at the front.

Just a misunderstanding!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Fir Firks sake, give the OP a break, he will larch on that Fab forums (The fourth emergency service) is letting him down! Shame on you all... Come autumn it will be 'mulch ado about nothing'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just couldn't leave.

Maybe I am just a bit green.

It was a mistake on both parties.

She went to the back of the tree and I was at the front.

Just a misunderstanding!

Giant Redwood?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I just couldn't leave.

Maybe I am just a bit green.

It was a mistake on both parties.

She went to the back of the tree and I was at the front.

Just a misunderstanding!

Giant Redwood?"

Yew have a point there

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Barking?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Leaves thread!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Call the copse.

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By *hechap OP Man
over a year ago

Derry

Forgot to mention the girls name is Holly & has a sister called Ivy. Just thinking about them gives me a root in my trunks.

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