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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?

If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?

And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?

And I know you could say rigour etc!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive not seen the films but ive read the books, i hadnt really thought about it.

Maybe it happens after they have feasted.

Plenty of vampires on here you could ask

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?

If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?

And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?

And I know you could say rigour etc!"
Now you have tampered with my wankbank!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I would'nt question it if I was in a room with Robert Patterson

Id just get on with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?

If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?

And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?

And I know you could say rigour etc!Now you have tampered with my wankbank! "

WTF?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?

If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?

And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?

And I know you could say rigour etc!Now you have tampered with my wankbank!

WTF?"
Well i cant go into details but vampire sex is part of it, but now il be thinking about your post so il go orf the boil

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Although i loved the twilight books my favourite book of hers was the host, something i wouldnt generally read going by reading the back of it but i thoroughly enjoyed it

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I enjoyed The Host too, they are planning a film version. I just hope it's better then the Twilight films!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For erotic scenes in Vampire stories I liked the books by Anne Rice. Still masturbate over some of the chapters lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"For erotic scenes in Vampire stories I liked the books by Anne Rice. Still masturbate over some of the chapters lol "
Now ya talking!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I enjoyed The Host too, they are planning a film version. I just hope it's better then the Twilight films!!

"

oh i didnt know that. I tend to either read the book or see a movie but not both. I have seen clips of the movies but its not made me want to go and see them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anne Rice's Lestat books are kool my fave is Memncoh the devil

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

In answer to the original OP..i found this.....

Actually, it's not impossible. In MUCH of the older myth, vampires were highly sexualized creatures. In fact, many people believed that a dead vampire would return to their spouse in order to create such a child.

The offspring of a vampire and a mortal is a a dhamphir. They are usually very adept at killing vampires.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anne Rice's Lestat books are kool my fave is Memncoh the devil

"

It's a brilliant book

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I'm always disappointed when I watch films after reading books. I've watched the first Twilight film, but won't watch the rest, I enjoyed the books, and feel they dumbed down the films to get the younger audience.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

they always have sex,after feasting.

the blood they have just injested,fuels the erection.

i just couldnt stand the thought,of femme getting a floppy,at the tickly bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

See now thats an Answer!

In fact if Carlsberg did answers Femme...

But in these books its more of a super vamp than a killer one, interesting.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"they always have sex,after feasting.

the blood they have just injested,fuels the erection.

i just couldnt stand the thought,of femme getting a floppy,at the tickly bit. "
Thanks...im a happy femme now

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Plenty of vampires on here you could ask "

Are those the people you only ever meet the one time because they're always looking for 'New blood' ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"they always have sex,after feasting.

the blood they have just injested,fuels the erection.

i just couldnt stand the thought,of femme getting a floppy,at the tickly bit. "

See now thats sexy eh Femme?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"they always have sex,after feasting.

the blood they have just injested,fuels the erection.

i just couldnt stand the thought,of femme getting a floppy,at the tickly bit.

See now thats sexy eh Femme? "
Does it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

john lumley great vampire books oh and for those who dont read true blood yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its explained in the books Bella was talking to Rosalie, Bella fell pregnant with Renesmee while she was still human her body can change and grow as a human but her body could'nt cope with it as baby was too strong plus she could'nt eat normal food she had to drink blood for the baby after she gives birth that's when Edward changes her to a vampire.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"john lumley great vampire books oh and for those who dont read true blood yummy"
Sooki Stackhouse books are great

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its explained in the books Bella was talking to Rosalie, Bella fell pregnant with Renesmee while she was still human her body can change and grow as a human but her body could'nt cope with it as baby was too strong plus she could'nt eat normal food she had to drink blood for the baby after she gives birth that's when Edward changes her to a vampire. "

Yes but that doesn't answer either of my original questions!

I know Bella was human hence her "live" egg but his sperm? He's Dead!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Its explained in the books Bella was talking to Rosalie, Bella fell pregnant with Renesmee while she was still human her body can change and grow as a human but her body could'nt cope with it as baby was too strong plus she could'nt eat normal food she had to drink blood for the baby after she gives birth that's when Edward changes her to a vampire.

Yes but that doesn't answer either of my original questions!

I know Bella was human hence her "live" egg but his sperm? He's Dead!!"

The funniest thing about this thread is you thought you might get a real sensible answer lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its explained in the books Bella was talking to Rosalie, Bella fell pregnant with Renesmee while she was still human her body can change and grow as a human but her body could'nt cope with it as baby was too strong plus she could'nt eat normal food she had to drink blood for the baby after she gives birth that's when Edward changes her to a vampire.

Yes but that doesn't answer either of my original questions!

I know Bella was human hence her "live" egg but his sperm? He's Dead!!

The funniest thing about this thread is you thought you might get a real sensible answer lol"

You will be saying there is no such thing as vampires next

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Its explained in the books Bella was talking to Rosalie, Bella fell pregnant with Renesmee while she was still human her body can change and grow as a human but her body could'nt cope with it as baby was too strong plus she could'nt eat normal food she had to drink blood for the baby after she gives birth that's when Edward changes her to a vampire.

Yes but that doesn't answer either of my original questions!

I know Bella was human hence her "live" egg but his sperm? He's Dead!!

The funniest thing about this thread is you thought you might get a real sensible answer lol

You will be saying there is no such thing as vampires next "

wouldnt do that this thread is to funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes in underworld Viktor had a daughter. The vampires in Blade that are "pure blood" can have children. And I read a book several years ago and that storyline said that women who are turned into vampires could possibly have children within one year of the time they were made vampires. Most other legends say it can't happen though. Yahoo......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm, it's not real.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ummm, it's not real. "

Fangs... for that

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Ummm, it's not real.

Fangs... for that "

Dont worry they dont know what they are talking about, there just making a stab in the dark

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bloody hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell "

Hells teeth

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?

If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?

And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?

And I know you could say rigour etc!"

As they dont exist they dont

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"john lumley great vampire books oh and for those who dont read true blood yummySooki Stackhouse books are great "

And so sexy

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"john lumley great vampire books oh and for those who dont read true blood yummySooki Stackhouse books are great

And so sexy "
Oh yes..Eric appears a few times in my wankbank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?

If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?

And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?

And I know you could say rigour etc!"

More to the point, would any guy let a vampire suck his cock, knowing full well that it is one very large blood vessel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?

If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?

And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?

And I know you could say rigour etc!"

What about if its a FEMALE vampire?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?

If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?

And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?

And I know you could say rigour etc!

What about if its a FEMALE vampire? "

In the book he is sleeping with a human female, so not relevant- as for the female vamp- you tell me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?

If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?

And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?

And I know you could say rigour etc!

What about if its a FEMALE vampire?

In the book he is sleeping with a human female, so not relevant- as for the female vamp- you tell me?"

I am wondering if they have a second set of teeth? But a human male could possibly do one if they haven't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?

If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?

And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?

And I know you could say rigour etc!

What about if its a FEMALE vampire?

In the book he is sleeping with a human female, so not relevant- as for the female vamp- you tell me?

I am wondering if they have a second set of teeth? But a human male could possibly do one if they haven't "

EEhh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got in in my head that by turning others into vampires the species would never die , suppose a different way at looking at procreation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?

If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?

And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?

And I know you could say rigour etc!

What about if its a FEMALE vampire?

In the book he is sleeping with a human female, so not relevant- as for the female vamp- you tell me?

I am wondering if they have a second set of teeth? But a human male could possibly do one if they haven't

EEhh? "

Well as a human i would be cautious of putting my cock near any orifice of a vampiress because she might try and blead me dry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just watched Twilight (again), and there are a few holes in Stephenie Meyers' theories.... so can anyone tell me, please?

If they are dead, how do Vampires produce sperm?

And how do they get an erection if it uses blood to get erect and they have no blood?

And I know you could say rigour etc!

What about if its a FEMALE vampire?

In the book he is sleeping with a human female, so not relevant- as for the female vamp- you tell me?

I am wondering if they have a second set of teeth? But a human male could possibly do one if they haven't

EEhh?

Well as a human i would be cautious of putting my cock near any orifice of a vampiress because she might try and blead me dry. "

Ahh you mean do female Vamps have teeth in their fanny

God knows

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