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Healthy(ish) eating FACTS

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Jaffa Cakes have orangy bits in...therefore count as one on your 5-a-day

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Jammey Dodgers have a Raspberry or Strawberry filing & thus also count as part of your 5-a-day

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Red wine is made from grapes, hence another of your 5 a day.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

...both very valid points...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine is made from grapes, so count as one of your 5 a day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon slices, Belgian buns, carrot cake, to name a few more healthy options

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it came directly from an animal or the ground its good to go

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Green food is good for you right?.... green smarties, wine gums and jelly beans, key lime pie, lime curd or marmalade, mojitos, mint choc chip ice cream... surely all very healthy(ish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocoa is made from the seed of a fruit. So chocolate is both seeds and a fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and chocolate are made from beans = one of your five a day.

Steak is just processed salad, process through a cow but processed salad.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I am in awe of your creativity, fabbers! You are brilliant!

Now all we have to do is convince the Department of Health

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sperm is a good source of vitamin B12, also contains other vitamins and enzymes, and only 3-5 calories per 'serving'

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Sperm is a good source of vitamin B12, also contains other vitamins and enzymes, and only 3-5 calories per 'serving' "

I wondered who would the first one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness is high in iron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sperm is a good source of vitamin B12, also contains other vitamins and enzymes, and only 3-5 calories per 'serving'

I wondered who would the first one! "

Glad I didn't disappoint

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Sperm is a good source of vitamin B12, also contains other vitamins and enzymes, and only 3-5 calories per 'serving'

I wondered who would the first one! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza(best food on earth) is made with multiple food groups.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Beer has hops in. Hops are leafy, so practically salad!

Cheese is made from milk, made by cows who eat grass. Salad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cider from apples

Schnapps from peaches

Wine from grapes

Vodka from potatoes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love nuts their good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of guinness has 3% of ur daily allowance, so if you have 33 pints you'll be ok!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut is full of diverse health benefits from protecting against heart diseases to tooth decay

So make sure you eat a Bounty a day or slice Ms LisaB's cherry and coconut cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maltesers are filled with air and they make you lighter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sperm is a good source of vitamin B12, also contains other vitamins and enzymes, and only 3-5 calories per 'serving' "

Don't forget the Gonorrhoea and Syphilis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sperm is a good source of vitamin B12, also contains other vitamins and enzymes, and only 3-5 calories per 'serving'

Don't forget the Gonorrhoea and Syphilis "

Or the aids for weighloss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haribo has green and red. Green and red are fruits.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central


"Jaffa Cakes have orangy bits in...therefore count as one on your 5-a-day "

I imagine that you would need to consume several packets to gain one of your 5 a day from the bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red wine is made from grapes, hence another of your 5 a day."

Definitely this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haribo has green and red. Green and red are fruits. "

Very good!! I like your thinking!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's dash? I came in to rip him off

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central

Oats may help someone maintain lower cholesterol levels, so when you sow your oats you're helping to reduce NHS costs of statins etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaffa Cakes have orangy bits in...therefore count as one on your 5-a-day "

So.... if you eat five jaffa cakes, is that all of your 5 a day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oats may help someone maintain lower cholesterol levels, so when you sow your oats you're helping to reduce NHS costs of statins etc. "

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

A packet of fruit pastels has five flavours. Therefore a packet has your whole five a day in. As have wine gums, fruit gums and Starburst.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Coconut is full of diverse health benefits from protecting against heart diseases to tooth decay

So make sure you eat a Bounty a day or slice Ms LisaB's cherry and coconut cake "

Which also has cherries...fruit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coconut is full of diverse health benefits from protecting against heart diseases to tooth decay

So make sure you eat a Bounty a day or slice Ms LisaB's cherry and coconut cake

Which also has cherries...fruit!!"

I feel so healthy already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it came directly from an animal or the ground its good to go "

Shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beer has hops in. Hops are leafy, so practically salad!

Cheese is made from milk, made by cows who eat grass. Salad!"

A woman after my own heart!!!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Kale cocktail has kale in it therefore a veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breast Milk.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Chocolate peanuts, Brazil nuts, raisons... All fruit/bean based.

This is my professional opinion as a qualified nutritionist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate peanuts, Brazil nuts, raisons... All fruit/bean based.

This is my professional opinion as a qualified nutritionist! "

Ha professional! you are the one I am looking for can I pm you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breast Milk. "

You crossed the line man, go to the naughty step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sperm is a good source of vitamin B12, also contains other vitamins and enzymes, and only 3-5 calories per 'serving' "

It's also got anti depresent qualities too! Form a que for your happy juice ladies 

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breast Milk.

You crossed the line man, go to the naughty step "

It is fact mate, that's the healthiest thing in this whole world. There is nothing naughty about it...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Chocolate peanuts, Brazil nuts, raisons... All fruit/bean based.

This is my professional opinion as a qualified nutritionist!

Ha professional! you are the one I am looking for can I pm you? "

Feel free x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a guy who thought a chocolate orange was one of your five a day......................................He's now dead!!

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey


"Maltesers are filled with air and they make you lighter. "

Oh, I wish this were true ... sigh ! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maltesers are filled with air and they make you lighter. "

If only they were filled with helium or laughing gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaffa Cakes have orangy bits in...therefore count as one on your 5-a-day

So.... if you eat five jaffa cakes, is that all of your 5 a day? "

Seriously... how can you eat only 5!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo cider is made from apples so a pint a day keeps the doctor away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot cake helps you see in the dark

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Wheat, veggies, meat, milk made into cheese- all healthy............dominos = health food

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