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The IKEA Labyrinth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well a trip was called for to this place at the weekend, I knew what I wanted and knew where to get it, it was before 11 when I got there yesterday so couldn't make a purchase, I just wanted to go to the flat pack shelving and get the damn wardrobe but nooooooo, I had to walk round the bloody showroom before getting to the warehouse, three times I followed their short cut signs only to find myself further back to were I started? What the hell is this? Somebody having a laugh with the signage, I thought I was never gunna get out the place, panic was beginning to set in, but eventually made it, 3 boxes and out the door by 11.03, I dread going there, praying that is the last visit I'll be making for a fair few years now.

Apparently the meatballs are nice though but never eaten when I've gone, just wanna get in and get out asap.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I can be lost in there for hours! I never go alone and I always eat meatballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha I've never been and now you've added that I have no wish to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to hide in wardrobes and when someone opens it shout

"welcome to narnia"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can be lost in there for hours! I never go alone and I always eat meatballs "

I'll make a point of trying them next time I'm there, which hopefully won't be for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks fuck for internet shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have been in there and got lost ..found the meatballs and ate those and went and got lost again to find what we actually went in for ...a few hours wasted ...and then to read the destructions and find spare screws etc at the end of it all

Mind boggling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have been in there and got lost ..found the meatballs and ate those and went and got lost again to find what we actually went in for ...a few hours wasted ...and then to read the destructions and find spare screws etc at the end of it all

Mind boggling "

Yeah had lots of left overs after I'd finished, just waiting for the inevitable bang and crash now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have been in there and got lost ..found the meatballs and ate those and went and got lost again to find what we actually went in for ...a few hours wasted ...and then to read the destructions and find spare screws etc at the end of it all

Mind boggling "

A spare screw! Just one would do me

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

I hate IKEA if I've got something to get. If I don't really have a plan it's a great way to spend a day (and a stupid amount of money on stuff you don't need). I also ignore the arrows as I don't like abiding by the rules haha!

Definitely get the meatballs next time. Mrs x

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Always lookout for the sexy naked fabbers taking sexy pics in the wardrobes lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Ooh not been there in yonks I must pay it a visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have been in there and got lost ..found the meatballs and ate those and went and got lost again to find what we actually went in for ...a few hours wasted ...and then to read the destructions and find spare screws etc at the end of it all

Mind boggling

Yeah had lots of left overs after I'd finished, just waiting for the inevitable bang and crash now "

Lol yea always wondering when it's going to collapse

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

That fucking place freaks me right out OP it's like walking into a tardis.

I have t a clue where I am and hate getting lost.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The furniture is designed as poorly as the way through - except, of course, the way through is very clever and designed to make you stop and shop.

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