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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It would be fun if there was a bus that would go around all of britain to visit everyone, so where would we make the next stop? The first one is bromley south, there will be refreshments and haribos, hold on tight and enjoy the views

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'll start the USA one, from the deep south, Shag - kind of Bromley USA. Plenty of liquor to kick things off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually discussed this only the other day...

A double decker fun bus...

Lounge area downstairs and one big bed upstairs... An exclusive club in effect...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Stop at Fabville...for tea and mischief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come up to the midlands, love a go on the funbus x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking about this earlier, probably because I have a licence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come up to the midlands, love a go on the funbus x "

It'd be quite the attraction over the Chase.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

You mentioned Haribos? Count me in

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Stop here I am a feeder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come up to the midlands, love a go on the funbus x

It'd be quite the attraction over the Chase. "

Which of the Chasers would you invite on board?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll start the USA one, from the deep south, Shag - kind of Bromley USA. Plenty of liquor to kick things off "
That is a good start too and few movies been done there too in alabama.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I actually discussed this only the other day...

A double decker fun bus...

Lounge area downstairs and one big bed upstairs... An exclusive club in effect... "

Yes, it is a good idea that too, a bus club that is going places.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stop at Fabville...for tea and mischief "
That is the next stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come up to the midlands, love a go on the funbus x "
Then its midlands x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was thinking about this earlier, probably because I have a licence"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You mentioned Haribos? Count me in"
Yes, there are lots of haribos too from hearts to cola bottles x.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stop here I am a feeder "
Nice, that is on the map

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Stop here I am a feeder Nice, that is on the map "

You'll be wanting pasta then?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Any chance of a Brighton stop off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stop here I am a feeder Nice, that is on the map

You'll be wanting pasta then?"

Yes I would want more pasta as well with some salsa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any chance of a Brighton stop off? "
Yes we could and whilst we stay there, we all could jump in the sea for a swim

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Stop here I am a feeder Nice, that is on the map

You'll be wanting pasta then?Yes I would want more pasta as well with some salsa "

And haribo?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Any chance of a Brighton stop off? Yes we could and whilst we stay there, we all could jump in the sea for a swim "
the naked beach is between the Marina and the Pier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come up to the midlands, love a go on the funbus x Then its midlands x"

Great, could have lots of cake x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stop here I am a feeder Nice, that is on the map

You'll be wanting pasta then?Yes I would want more pasta as well with some salsa

And haribo?"

I would as well want haribos too, do you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any chance of a Brighton stop off? Yes we could and whilst we stay there, we all could jump in the sea for a swim the naked beach is between the Marina and the Pier "
That is good and we could all get naked there and get a tan at the pier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come up to the midlands, love a go on the funbus x Then its midlands x

Great, could have lots of cake x "

That is right we could, my favourite is the carrot cake and yours? x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Portsmouth stop I can promise you students and sailors and plenty of pubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres no parking at Bromley South

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come up to the midlands, love a go on the funbus x Then its midlands x

Great, could have lots of cake x That is right we could, my favourite is the carrot cake and yours? x."

I don't mind carrot cake, but I love Jamaican ginger cake x

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Its never dull in 'ull.

Apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Portsmouth stop I can promise you students and sailors and plenty of pubs "
That is a good with lots of pubs too.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Any chance of a Brighton stop off? Yes we could and whilst we stay there, we all could jump in the sea for a swim the naked beach is between the Marina and the Pier That is good and we could all get naked there and get a tan at the pier "

Best I bring extra Haribo then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Theres no parking at Bromley South"
That is right, although the bus can stop for a bit at the train station.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come up to the midlands, love a go on the funbus x Then its midlands x

Great, could have lots of cake x That is right we could, my favourite is the carrot cake and yours? x.

I don't mind carrot cake, but I love Jamaican ginger cake x "

That sounds nice. I have never tried that one, but its one to try x.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any chance of a Brighton stop off? Yes we could and whilst we stay there, we all could jump in the sea for a swim the naked beach is between the Marina and the Pier That is good and we could all get naked there and get a tan at the pier

Best I bring extra Haribo then! "

Yes, bring few extra bags of haribos, we need more

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin


"Come up to the midlands, love a go on the funbus x Then its midlands x

Great, could have lots of cake x That is right we could, my favourite is the carrot cake and yours? x.

I don't mind carrot cake, but I love Jamaican ginger cake x "

Did somebody mention cake??? Count me in haha

You could drop by Hemel Hempstead to pick me up on the way to the midlands

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Any chance coming across the water

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come up to the midlands, love a go on the funbus x Then its midlands x

Great, could have lots of cake x That is right we could, my favourite is the carrot cake and yours? x.

I don't mind carrot cake, but I love Jamaican ginger cake x

Did somebody mention cake??? Count me in haha

You could drop by Hemel Hempstead to pick me up on the way to the midlands "

Yes we did and lots of cake on the bus too, we will drop you of at hemel hempstead too and pick you up there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any chance coming across the water "
Yes we could and as well, there are lots of nice scenery in ireland

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

With my hospitality background and as licensee, I'll sort out all the drinks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually discussed this only the other day...

A double decker fun bus...

Lounge area downstairs and one big bed upstairs... An exclusive club in effect... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you put the highlands in the sat nav and head north? ..pretty please

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

How appropriate if we could get a pensioned off bendy-bus. I vote we start in Soho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Portsmouth stop I can promise you students and sailors and plenty of pubs "

That may be the start point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could you put the highlands in the sat nav and head north? ..pretty please "
Yes I will put it on the sat nav too, it is a nice place to the highlands

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

St Austell in Cornwall has to be a stop...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How appropriate if we could get a pensioned off bendy-bus. I vote we start in Soho. "
Bendy bus it good too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"St Austell in Cornwall has to be a stop..."
That will be on the route too, good place

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

Sounds like all we need is a bus... we should make this happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you all come visit me?

I'll make a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you all come visit me?

I'll make a cake "

Can you get a 45ft Scania on the boat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If visit me bring umbrella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like all we need is a bus... we should make this happen"
Yes we need the bus too, it is an good idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you all come visit me?

I'll make a cake "

Yes we would visit you too for some cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we stop at Slack Bottom, and then go up to the Orkneys to visit Twatt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If visit me bring umbrella "
We will have extra umbrellas on the bus when we come to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Shag,

Please can you call in at Stonehenge. It's a very interesting place to visit so great place for a tea and cake stop.

Then I'd like to head Up North please.

I'll bring your favourite Haribos and I would like some music for the journey and some fitties to share the back seat with me. Not much to ask really. Cheers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we stop at Slack Bottom, and then go up to the Orkneys to visit Twatt?"
Yes we could do a stop there too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Shag,

Please can you call in at Stonehenge. It's a very interesting place to visit so great place for a tea and cake stop.

Then I'd like to head Up North please.

I'll bring your favourite Haribos and I would like some music for the journey and some fitties to share the back seat with me. Not much to ask really. Cheers. "

Hi dana and yes, we will drive to stonehenge too, it is a very nice place with the famous stones from the vikings, its nice for you to bring some extra haribos for me and the more cola bottles the better, we will have some music playing for us as well

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

As I have a Bus pass, will it be valid

BTW, I can still manage stairs,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only after 9:30

Will need a relief driver too otherwise there'll be too much distraction to concentrate

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Theme song would have to be (group name eludes me) "Don't know where we're going but we know where we've been " road to nowhere.

Would it be like coach trip travellers eliminated as tour progresses.

What would the criteria be ? Fewest orgasm's achieved per day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only after 9:30

Will need a relief driver too otherwise there'll be too much distraction to concentrate"

Not to mention giving the driver some relief at some point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only after 9:30

Will need a relief driver too otherwise there'll be too much distraction to concentrate

Not to mention giving the driver some relief at some point "

Got it in one my good man.

Song I can only think of Chris Rea - road to hell, scrap that, was it talking heads?

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin


"Theme song would have to be (group name eludes me) "Don't know where we're going but we know where we've been " road to nowhere.

Would it be like coach trip travellers eliminated as tour progresses.

What would the criteria be ? Fewest orgasm's achieved per day...."

Or there's max and paddys road to nowhere theme.....

"Don't know where we're going, got no way of knowing, driving on the road to nowhere.

Sponging for a living, checking out the women, driving on the road to know where.

And We don't take no shit from anyone, all we wanna do is have some fun.

We're max and paddy, paddy and max,

And best of all we don't pay council tax"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As I have a Bus pass, will it be valid

BTW, I can still manage stairs, "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lancs please drive!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only after 9:30

Will need a relief driver too otherwise there'll be too much distraction to concentrate"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Theme song would have to be (group name eludes me) "Don't know where we're going but we know where we've been " road to nowhere.

Would it be like coach trip travellers eliminated as tour progresses.

What would the criteria be ? Fewest orgasm's achieved per day....

Or there's max and paddys road to nowhere theme.....

"Don't know where we're going, got no way of knowing, driving on the road to nowhere.

Sponging for a living, checking out the women, driving on the road to know where.

And We don't take no shit from anyone, all we wanna do is have some fun.

We're max and paddy, paddy and max,

And best of all we don't pay council tax"

"

Yes and we would need a good theme song too, good suggestion there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lancs please drive!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where is the next stop?

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