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The clappers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just how fast do they go? The clappers that is?

Is it faster than a rat up a drain pipe?

Slower than a flash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They go like a stabbed rat, which is marginally faster than shit off a shovel, but not quite as fast as shit through a goose

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

They go as fast as greased weasel shit of a shovel...

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

They go as fast as greased weasel shit of a shovel...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Godspeed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as fast as an Afghan racing snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clappers has just reminded me of a time we saw some lovely flamenco dancers who had forgotten to put their bras on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The clappers has just reminded me of a time we saw some lovely flamenco dancers who had forgotten to put their bras on. "

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They go as fast as greased weasel shit of a shovel...

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Guess that would be "twice as fast

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Speed of sound??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clappers are the hammer that strikes a bell when you pull the bell rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's roughly as fast as the sound that Scooby Doo makes when a monster appears and his legs spin up on the spot (possibly accompanied with a "yoink!")

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The clappers are the hammer that strikes a bell when you pull the bell rope"

Or the sound a audience can make

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