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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

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Just heard a fascinating article on Radio 4, well I heard the end of it...

Something re zero gravity,,, those pert breasts you may have always wanted?

For those enamoured with particular large bosoms I am not sure whether they would float over your face and block your vision...could be a health and safety issue....maybe the scientific/physicist members among us may know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newton's first law of motion would come into effect - an object at rest or in motion will remain at rest or in motion until another force acts upon it.

So in zero g, if your boobs move one way, they'll continue to move that way until something pushes them back. A bra would not always work to restrain them, although something like asports bra that pushes them into the body would.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

With gravity being the main force acting upon our bodies, once it's removed then Newton's laws of motion will be more "evident"

Newton's first law states that every object will remain at rest or in uniform motion in a straight line unless compelled to change its state by the action of an external force. This is normally taken as the definition of inertia.

The third law states that for every action (force) in nature there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Therefore your boobs would move in a direction opposite to the rest of the motion to your body

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

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So, if a woman with a large bosom jumped from a chair 'in space''...

On landing, they may have to pull their boobs back down into place?

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

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Fabswingers should be part of NASA...

I bet they had not considered this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, if a woman with a large bosom jumped from a chair 'in space''...

On landing, they may have to pull their boobs back down into place? "

Depends - if they push upwards, the inertia in their boobs would keep them at rest until the skin was pulled up, then when they hit the roof the boobs would continue upwards into the face. Opposite if they're pushing downwards, the boobs would hit the face as the body moves then when the body stops the boobs would carry on until the skin holds them back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fabswingers should be part of NASA...

I bet they had not considered this"

No Astronaut Strings Attached

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By *nvisible_manMan
over a year ago

TWICKENHAM

For years I've wondered if the first space wank has already occurred and NASA has kept it a secret.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever way it all sounds incredibly painful. X

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Whatever way it all sounds incredibly painful. X "

No doubt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this like when you go swimming and they float?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about bollocks?

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

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Here's another question then...

If a woman has an irritating itch under, lets say her left boob...

Addresses said itch then inadvertently forgets, would they then be in the unfortunate position of waling around with 'boobs akimbo?' or wonky?

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

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"What about bollocks?"

I imagine if you had extremely large bollocks, you could travel around 'space hopper' style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this like when you go swimming and they float?"

Very close, yes - they actually use a huge swimming pool as part of micro-gravity training for astronauts.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"For years I've wondered if the first space wank has already occurred and NASA has kept it a secret. "

Well the men do urinate into a hose that sucks the urine away, it's possible that they might have used it as a flesh light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if a guy gets an erection in space - which way does it point..?

Straight out, or hard up against his belly?

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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Omg this thread is so sexy.

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if a guy gets an erection in space - which way does it point..?

Straight out, or hard up against his belly?

"

More importantly, when he reaches the vinegar strokes, whose eye is he likely to take out with his manfat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The funniest true story is the Director of Star Wars, George Lucas, who persuaded Carrie Fisher to go braless under her white robe because ' no one wears bras in space'.

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

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If the Mars colony becomes a reality and to tackle the bra's in space issue!

If you set up a shop on Mars called Mars Bra's I imagine you may have arguments over copyright infringement, even though you are on Mars, selling space bra's and nothing to do with chocolate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feliz you would have no problem about copyright because it is only covered on Earth.So being on Mars you start all over from the beginning.

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Feliz you would have no problem about copyright because it is only covered on Earth.So being on Mars you start all over from the beginning."

Excellent news glo! Off to book ahead with 'cheesy jet!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this like when you go swimming and they float?"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For years I've wondered if the first space wank has already occurred and NASA has kept it a secret.

Well the men do urinate into a hose that sucks the urine away, it's possible that they might have used it as a flesh light "

Probably the only safe way to have a wank in space - you don't want blobs of cum floating around loose and getting into the electrics.

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

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"For years I've wondered if the first space wank has already occurred and NASA has kept it a secret.

Well the men do urinate into a hose that sucks the urine away, it's possible that they might have used it as a flesh light

Probably the only safe way to have a wank in space - you don't want blobs of cum floating around loose and getting into the electrics."

Fair point! Have no problem with meteor showers ...but...best leave it there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why, if space aliens visited us, they'd wear Madonna pointy metal bras

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

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"This is why, if space aliens visited us, they'd wear Madonna pointy metal bras "

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