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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm putting myself up for the award unless you think you're worse than me

Let's have your lighthearted reasons why you claim my throne

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I'm putting myself up for the award unless you think you're worse than me

Let's have your lighthearted reasons why you claim my throne "

I'm the world's worst swinger but only cos I won first prize in a celibacy contest in a nunnery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes you are, you can keep your throne

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Well, I allow very few people round my house, and I don't really get out much. 2 of the things that are pretty crucial to meeting people

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Yes you are, you can keep your throne "

Oi.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Well, I allow very few people round my house, and I don't really get out much. 2 of the things that are pretty crucial to meeting people "

Good one you can join my shit swingers club

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I'm putting myself up for the award unless you think you're worse than me

Let's have your lighthearted reasons why you claim my throne

I'm the world's worst swinger but only cos I won first prize in a celibacy contest in a nunnery."

Winner!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Well, I allow very few people round my house, and I don't really get out much. 2 of the things that are pretty crucial to meeting people

Good one you can join my shit swingers club "

Wooohooo.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Well, I allow very few people round my house, and I don't really get out much. 2 of the things that are pretty crucial to meeting people

Good one you can join my shit swingers club

Wooohooo. "

My pleasure you've earned it, in fact as the second member with me being the first you can help make decisions and assist in the running of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't even swing, the only meets I have are group socials in the pub.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Well, I allow very few people round my house, and I don't really get out much. 2 of the things that are pretty crucial to meeting people

Good one you can join my shit swingers club

Wooohooo.

My pleasure you've earned it, in fact as the second member with me being the first you can help make decisions and assist in the running of it"

But that means doing peopley stuff. I don't do peopley stuff

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Well, I allow very few people round my house, and I don't really get out much. 2 of the things that are pretty crucial to meeting people

Good one you can join my shit swingers club

Wooohooo.

My pleasure you've earned it, in fact as the second member with me being the first you can help make decisions and assist in the running of it

But that means doing peopley stuff. I don't do peopley stuff "

I'll do the peopley thing and you can be the pretty face of the organisation

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Well, I allow very few people round my house, and I don't really get out much. 2 of the things that are pretty crucial to meeting people

Good one you can join my shit swingers club

Wooohooo.

My pleasure you've earned it, in fact as the second member with me being the first you can help make decisions and assist in the running of it

But that means doing peopley stuff. I don't do peopley stuff

I'll do the peopley thing and you can be the pretty face of the organisation "

Much better.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Well, I allow very few people round my house, and I don't really get out much. 2 of the things that are pretty crucial to meeting people

Good one you can join my shit swingers club

Wooohooo.

My pleasure you've earned it, in fact as the second member with me being the first you can help make decisions and assist in the running of it

But that means doing peopley stuff. I don't do peopley stuff

I'll do the peopley thing and you can be the pretty face of the organisation

Much better. "

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm too holy to be a good swinger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I allow very few people round my house, and I don't really get out much. 2 of the things that are pretty crucial to meeting people "

Yep this applies to me as well.

Add on I'm incredibly fussy and need lots of mental stimulation and it's like looking for the proverbial needle in a haystack

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