FabSwingers.com forum: Let them eat cake :-D

By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

With tea of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naturally

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

birthday cake?..thats my birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon drizzle please

With a scoop of raspberry ice cream on the side

Thank You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And cream? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had Black Forest Gateau last night for the first time in years. Omg... bliss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"birthday cake?..thats my birthday

Happy birthday suzi xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm October, huh? Interesting...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Coffee & Walnut for me please OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have carrot cake and it will be coffee thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Key lime pie for me please x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Got a stunning looking fruit tart for dessert this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any except coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any except coffee!!"

Carrot

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Any except coffee!!"

Should be banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like tea - but may I have a fresh cream Victoria Sponge please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please let it be carrot cake

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"birthday cake?..thats my birthday

It can be arranged

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Hmmmm October, huh? Interesting..."

New York cheesecake?

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've not been able to make one of these yet and this time will be no different. It's my sister's wedding day and she will kill me if I miss it.

Someone else will have to have my slice of cake

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Someone else will have to have my slice of cake

What cake would it be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm October, huh? Interesting...

New York cheesecake?"

I'll take an apple instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having just seen the date I'm in for this!!

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Hmmmm October, huh? Interesting...

New York cheesecake?

I'll take an apple instead

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Most popular cakes seem to be traditional ones, anyone got anything unconventional?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas cake please, loaded with alcohol obviously and a cup of earl grey, ta

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

navy cake

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Hmm, red velvet please

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Christmas cake please, loaded with alcohol obviously and a cup of earl grey, ta"

That's new, for the thread I mean

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"navy cake"

Do enlighten us?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I've had lemon beer cake and chocolate Guinness cake if that counts

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Hmm, red velvet please

Is that any different from normal sponge? Apart form the colour

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"I've had lemon beer cake and chocolate Guinness cake if that counts"

Did you get the recipes?

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

ha ha ask a sailor ,it what men do on a ship when there no women about

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"ha ha ask a sailor ,it what men do on a ship when there no women about "

Ahhhh, sounds good to me

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

some like a big slice.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

As I'm just on my way back from Italy, tiramisu!

October could be a goer for me.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

I had some battenburg round my mums earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I've had lemon beer cake and chocolate Guinness cake if that counts

Did you get the recipes?

I didn't but found it and sent you a pm

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"As I'm just on my way back from Italy, tiramisu!

October could be a goer for me.

Tiramisu is on the list

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"I'd love to

Which cake?

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"I've had lemon beer cake and chocolate Guinness cake if that counts

Did you get the recipes?

I didn't but found it and sent you a pm "

Thank you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to

Which cake?

Carrot, banana and/or some past TP attendees..... I'm not greedy though

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No cake for me but a scone? Yes please!

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Cake

Yep

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"I'd love to

Which cake?

Carrot, banana and/or some past TP attendees..... I'm not greedy though

Carrot or banana

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"No cake for me but a scone? Yes please! "

Good call

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Russian Cake!!!! Worst cake ever created!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the best ever carrot cake recipe I could make

Guaranteed to give you a mouthgasm

lol

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

Ooo... cake... nice good old Victoria sponge, nout wrong with that

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm baking Christmas cakes this coming week.

One more won't make a difference, almonds or walnuts?

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Russian Cake!!!! Worst cake ever created!!

I have that recipe

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"I've got the best ever carrot cake recipe I could make

Guaranteed to give you a mouthgasm

lol"

You're on, but it will need to be gluten free for me to try it

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Russian Cake!!!! Worst cake ever created!!

I have that recipe

I am not surprised and I am sure it is an excuse to consume numerous cups of tea to wash the taste away

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Russian Cake!!!! Worst cake ever created!!

I have that recipe

I am not surprised and I am sure it is an excuse to consume numerous cups of tea to wash the taste away

I've never made it

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I have only tried it once, as a child, yuk! a favourite of my fathers, along with Garibaldi biscuits...

Hence, I conclude my defence m'lud!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"birthday cake?..thats my birthday

Happy birthday suzi xx

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28th october....

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"I have only tried it once, as a child, yuk! a favourite of my fathers, along with Garibaldi biscuits...

Hence, I conclude my defence m'lud!

Ohhhh I thought you meant the other Russian Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just have tea. Gotta watch my figure, no one else will.

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"I'll just have tea. Gotta watch my figure, no one else will."

I might bring brownies

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"birthday cake?..thats my birthday

It can be arranged

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i usually have a party at a club on or near my birthday, that's the thing with secret locations, i cant arrange anything for other people to attend, so i shall have to see xx

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"I have only tried it once, as a child, yuk! a favourite of my fathers, along with Garibaldi biscuits...

Hence, I conclude my defence m'lud!

I thought you meant this one:

Russian Christmas Cake recipe

1 cup sugar

1 tsp. baking powder

1 cup water

1 tsp. salt

1 cup brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

Nuts

2 cups dried fruit

1 bottle Vodka

Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK.

Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I have only tried it once, as a child, yuk! a favourite of my fathers, along with Garibaldi biscuits...

Hence, I conclude my defence m'lud!

Ohhhh I thought you meant the other Russian Cake

I tend to avoid the dark recesses of your mind

, on my psychiatrists advice, it is very dark in there

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"birthday cake?..thats my birthday

It can be arranged

i usually have a party at a club on or near my birthday"

What would be your cake of choice?

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Ohhhh I thought you meant the other Russian Cake

I tend to avoid the dark recesses of your mind

, on my psychiatrists advice, it is very dark in there

See above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got the best ever carrot cake recipe I could make

Guaranteed to give you a mouthgasm

lol

You're on, but it will need to be gluten free for me to try it

No worries I've also got an awsome gluten free Vegan carrot cake recipe too

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"No worries I've also got an awsome gluten free Vegan carrot cake recipe too

You're definitely on then

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Ohhhh I thought you meant the other Russian Cake

I tend to avoid the dark recesses of your mind

, on my psychiatrists advice, it is very dark in there

See above

Nope! I refuse! I have covered my eyes and blanked my mind, any avatar featuring a picture if innocence along with snippets of K Minx and D Joe walks with the devil

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Yummy...and cake, too

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"birthday cake?..thats my birthday

It can be arranged

i usually have a party at a club on or near my birthday

What would be your cake of choice?

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cake is according to urban dictionary

a euphamism for a womans foof..ive eaten cake before now, to choose a favourite out of those cakes would be wrong

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Almost Halloween Cake huh? Will have to see if I can make it

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Almost Halloween Cake huh? Will have to see if I can make it

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batty birthday cake?..

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Almost Halloween Cake huh? Will have to see if I can make it

batty birthday cake?..

If I have anything to do with making it...batty will be one way of describing it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could murder some cherry Bakewells with a cup of tea

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I feel I should be making a Cake spreadsheet to determine which is the most popular

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Any more suggestions for favourite cakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With tea of course

Goes without saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aside from my love of lemon drizzle & carrot cake ~ I am partial to a spot of rocky road.

Although not a cake in the true sense of the word, I do feel it has a place....

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Lemon drizzle is so popular. I've never had it

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

I've started the list just now

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Lemon drizzle is so popular. I've never had it

Why no!

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Lemon drizzle is so popular. I've never had it

Why no!

I don't eat cake, and even when I did I never tried it.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Lemon drizzle is so popular. I've never had it

Why no!

I don't eat cake, and even when I did I never tried it."

Not even g/f?

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Lemon drizzle is so popular. I've never had it

Why no!

I don't eat cake, and even when I did I never tried it.

Not even g/f?"

I've never seen a gf one and it's not a cake I'd ever think to make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot cake is my all time fave! Yummy!

i do love making a banana loaf though and enjoying it fresh out of the oven

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Choux buns filled with coffee cream.

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"I'm baking Christmas cakes this coming week.

One more won't make a difference, almonds or walnuts? "

How did I miss this

Almonds

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

So far -

Banana

Battenburg

Black Forest Gateau

Carrot Cake

Cherry Bakewells

Christmas Cake

Coffee & Walnut

Fruit Tart

Key Lime Pie

Lemon Drizzle

Red Velvet

Rocky Road

Scone

Tiramisu

Victoria Sponge

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"So far -

Banana

Battenburg

Black Forest Gateau

Carrot Cake

Cherry Bakewells

Christmas Cake

Coffee & Walnut

Fruit Tart

Key Lime Pie

Lemon Drizzle

Red Velvet

Rocky Road

Scone

Tiramisu

Victoria Sponge"

What is Red Velvet?

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Any more cake suggestions?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Please could you make some black cherry and dark chocolate brownies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake?!

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Please could you make some black cherry and dark chocolate brownies

Can you?

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Cake?!

Yup

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Please could you make some black cherry and dark chocolate brownies

Can you?

Ooh I make these, use sour cherries though

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By *he Secret Tea Party OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Please could you make some black cherry and dark chocolate brownies

Can you?

Ooh I make these, use sour cherries though"

I love cherries

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Oh the cake cupboard us bare. I shall have to go to Tescos in my jimjams.

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