FabSwingers.com forum: Convince me

By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a nice bottom and shoes and I very much enjoy looking at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let the door hit ya bum on the way out n shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a boobytrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should stay because you are a little ray of sunshine who brightens my day.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll kick your ass if you don't stay!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'll kick your ass if you don't stay!

You'd have to catch me first

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You should stay because you are a little ray of sunshine who brightens my day.....

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You have a nice bottom and shoes and I very much enjoy looking at them "

This is true

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*"
....I think you should stay. .....cos you obviously need the attention lol

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"No

Reverse fun pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peaches are juicy and sweet and...erm...er...if you leave you might be mistaken for a real princess and die in a horrible car crash, which was not premediated by the secret services, but all the same, not that desirable compared to a few sulky emails from men you've rejected.

I hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*holds door open, waves you on your way*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*"

Well can I just say those purple shoes are just too gorgeous to belong to a vanilla lady ......now what a waste! See you have to stay now

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*....I think you should stay. .....cos you obviously need the attention lol"

From some I like It, I deny it not.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Peaches are juicy and sweet and...erm...er...if you leave you might be mistaken for a real princess and die in a horrible car crash, which was not premediated by the secret services, but all the same, not that desirable compared to a few sulky emails from men you've rejected.

I hope this helps."

Yaaaaaaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll kick your ass if you don't stay!

You'd have to catch me first "

Belly's gonna get ya, belly's gonna get ya...

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*....I think you should stay. .....cos you obviously need the attention lol

From some I like It, I deny it not."
.........plus your from dudley......feck all going on there lol

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'll kick your ass if you don't stay!

You'd have to catch me first

Belly's gonna get ya, belly's gonna get ya...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Where else can you get into a rap battle but here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you shouls stay as you share my passion for KFC

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Where else can you get into a rap battle but here

This is true. However I wonder if I have used up all my lyrical magic

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I think you shouls stay as you share my passion for KFC

And I don't get enough of that either

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*....I think you should stay. .....cos you obviously need the attention lol

From some I like It, I deny it not..........plus your from dudley......feck all going on there lol"

Thank you for reminding me how pants my life is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who else can entertain me with the mini peach song 'get in my vagina'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you shouls stay as you share my passion for KFC

And I don't get enough of that either "

Next time i am up that way I'll invite you for KFC social keep an eye on your inbox

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who else can entertain me with the mini peach song 'get in my vagina'? "

I don't know what you mean

https://youtu.be/ko8eyU7NMUQ

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I think you shouls stay as you share my passion for KFC

And I don't get enough of that either

Next time i am up that way I'll invite you for KFC social keep an eye on your inbox

I do enjoy a KFC

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"*holds door open, waves you on your way*

*gives dead eye look*

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*

Well can I just say those purple shoes are just too gorgeous to belong to a vanilla lady ......now what a waste! See you have to stay now

My shoes are pretty lush

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*....I think you should stay. .....cos you obviously need the attention lol

From some I like It, I deny it not..........plus your from dudley......feck all going on there lol

Thank you for reminding me how pants my life is

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............pretty sure you are in high demands .....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*"

I refuse to feed your ego so jog on

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*

I refuse to feed your ego so jog on

*huffs off Kevin the teenager style*

"It's so unfaaaaaaiiiiiiir"

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*"

Stay for the meat and two veg

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*

Stay for the meat and two veg

You just reminded me to take my dinner for one out the oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply put you have a gorgeous ass

we need gorgeous asses here

please stay

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*

Stay for the meat and two veg

You just reminded me to take my dinner for one out the oven

See being on here has its uses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your posts show me a ray of light on even the darkest of days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*holds door open, waves you on your way*

*gives dead eye look*"

*freezes with fright*

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*

Well can I just say those purple shoes are just too gorgeous to belong to a vanilla lady ......now what a waste! See you have to stay now

My shoes are pretty lush

Jayne says that, apparently (and probably cos she loves the shoes and got kinky ones too) you should be a real princess, lounge on a chais lounge, be fanned with a palm leaf, be fed peeled grapes, and have your minge eaten by a certain lady from Wales who may or may not have a similar taste in shoes... I think she just wants to munch your rug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*"

Stay. You've got a lot of love to get off your very ample and sexy chest. You need to share it, or it could eat you up.

Also, I've not had the chance to take you out for a drink yet

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

You cant keep your humour and wit all to yourself, Also am sure its not just me who regularly pays a visit to your profile to admire your arse,

You will mess with my daily perving routine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you're alright I s'pose

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Simply put you have a gorgeous ass

we need gorgeous asses here

please stay

*shakes butt*

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Your posts show me a ray of light on even the darkest of days

Thank you xxx

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*

Well can I just say those purple shoes are just too gorgeous to belong to a vanilla lady ......now what a waste! See you have to stay now

My shoes are pretty lush

She's a smart lady

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*

Stay. You've got a lot of love to get off your very ample and sexy chest. You need to share it, or it could eat you up.

Also, I've not had the chance to take you out for a drink yet

Dr pepper please

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You cant keep your humour and wit all to yourself, Also am sure its not just me who regularly pays a visit to your profile to admire your arse,

You will mess with my daily perving routine

Routine is key

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Well you're alright I s'pose

Meh

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*

Well can I just say those purple shoes are just too gorgeous to belong to a vanilla lady ......now what a waste! See you have to stay now

My shoes are pretty lush

She's a smart lady

Why, of that there is no doubt... after all, she married me didn't she?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you're alright I s'pose

Meh

Oh ok, stay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youre funny, and we need the numbers!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Who else can entertain me with the mini peach song 'get in my vagina'?

I don't know what you mean

https://youtu.be/ko8eyU7NMUQ"

Not seen this before, love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.

Stay because of me.

I'm mint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me.

Stay because of me.

I'm mint. "

I agree. You should stay because of his mints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why I should stay.

Yes, I'm talking about fab.

Tell me how great I am and how you all need me so desperately because your day will not be the same without me in it.

*put back of hand on forehead "oh woe is me" style*"
you understand that sex is as much about the mental connection as the physical, two sides of the same coin. That's such a turn on

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