FabSwingers.com forum: Desert island dicks! (See what I did there?)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But if fun then.

If you could only have one guy on a desert island, who would they be (famous or otherwise), what would their cock be like (length / girth) and what would they be wearing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to crush on Clive Owen but then he got a bit haggard, not that there's anything wrong with a mature look but it did him no favours. So now it's Eddie Judge, married to RHoOC's Tamra Judge. He's dishy and lovely. There were also cruel rumours that he was gay, though that was probably just somebody's ignorance cos he said he likes trannies once, I'm guessing.

Anyway, he'd have more girth cos long and thin's too far in but short and thick does the trick, at least for this gurl.

He would be drssed in something picked out by the Australian swimmer, Ian Thorpe, cos he dressed so nice in some Olympic coverage he did.

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By *raigStarrMan
over a year ago

St. Helens

Jake Gyllenhall, HUNG and we don't need to wear anything on an desert island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one guy eh? Why couldn't I be stranded with a couple of guys?

It would have to be Bear Grylls. For practical reasons as well as being easy on the eye.

Wearing? A tool belt of course

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd be happy with Dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just one guy eh? Why couldn't I be stranded with a couple of guys?

It would have to be Bear Grylls. For practical reasons as well as being easy on the eye.

Wearing? A tool belt of course

Excellent answer... I would be happy to accompany you and bear grylls... i'll get my tool belt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be happy with Dick"

Easily pleased huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just one guy eh? Why couldn't I be stranded with a couple of guys?

It would have to be Bear Grylls. For practical reasons as well as being easy on the eye.

Wearing? A tool belt of course

Excellent answer... I would be happy to accompany you and bear grylls... i'll get my tool belt! "

Come on then. I'll row

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just one guy eh? Why couldn't I be stranded with a couple of guys?

It would have to be Bear Grylls. For practical reasons as well as being easy on the eye.

Wearing? A tool belt of course

Excellent answer... I would be happy to accompany you and bear grylls... i'll get my tool belt!

Come on then. I'll row

I’ll avoid the liking oars jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the island...

And the man cave...

Think I'll pass on a guy...

Maybe I might one day find me a girl...

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