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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm at Jumptastic.. a warehouse full of parkour obstacles and trampolines. It's what the boys decided they wanted to do today.

My intention was to half sit and watch, half browse fab.

But I play things by ear and the second I saw it.. I wanted to join in.. much to the boys delight.. because I'm a big kid at heart.

Now I'm dying! Half an hour of bouncing and flipping around and my lungs are on fire! I am a smoker.. so I deserve to feel this wretched

How come when I'm having sex I can sometimes go all night, yet stick me on a trampoline for half an hour and I'm no good to anybody for the following two?

Is it because my mind is so focused on who I'm with that I forget about the energy I'm burning through. Or that it's all so intense I can't think of anything else? Or the pleasure overriding the exhaustion?

Any experts in physiology and mental state prepared to have a go at enlightening me? Perhaps there's somevtrasferrable knowledge I can apply to make me a better trampoliner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, it's because she's on top and you're a lazy fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah, it's because she's on top and you're a lazy fuck. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumping around a trampoline park uses up much more energy than sex. Unless you pick the woman up and run around the bedroom with her and do sexual gymnastics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at Airspace in Wolverhampton it's great simple energetic fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm...do love a good bounce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done, OP, for having a bounce!

I feel exhausted just watching the kids, let alone having a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do it once a month for 2 hours with the god kids

i say its for them to help them exercise but its great excercise for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to one of these next weekend! Just me and my daughter so I will no doubt be dragged on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is not that great as exercise, though people wish it was, because obviously it's easier than doing proper exercise.

But trampolining can get you men and TV fame:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl3wioLmNNY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to one of these next weekend! Just me and my daughter so I will no doubt be dragged on! "

It's lots of fun.. but be wary of the crash pit. I'm relatively fit and strong, but it takes a titanic amount of effort getting out. Pace yourself.. I was out for the count lay on my back trying to get my body back under control twice.

All good fun though Feel healthier for it and had a whale of a time with the sprogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate jumping on trampolines - just don't like the sensation . I've had sex on a trampoline though and loved it . Go figure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex is not that great as exercise, though people wish it was, because obviously it's easier than doing proper exercise.

But trampolining can get you men and TV fame:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl3wioLmNNY"

It was very quiet, but there were three GORGEOUS women all between 22-26ish there having fun on their own. 4-5 Yummy mummy's and 5-6 Dads who do. Everyone was laughing. I was expecting a warehouse filled with screaming bratz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate jumping on trampolines - just don't like the sensation . I've had sex on a trampoline though and loved it . Go figure "

This is on my to do list!

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