FabSwingers.com forum: anyone a cure for bad wind

By *antingfunboy OP Man
over a year ago

mirfield

Jesus I've it bad this am??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on the toilet and let it pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you constipated

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Peppermint tea, and an open window...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub your tum in a circular motion.

I could be making this up or it could be an informative gem my mum passed on to me. Not sure.

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By *antingfunboy OP Man
over a year ago

mirfield

I've no tea window wide open people on street curling there noses up

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By *antingfunboy OP Man
over a year ago

mirfield

Ok z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rub your tum in a circular motion.

I could be making this up or it could be an informative gem my mum passed on to me. Not sure."

Sometimes rubbing the base of your back as well

Oh hang on I think that's to help it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 cups of coffee.. 2 cigs then go for a good shite...works a treat for me

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By *antingfunboy OP Man
over a year ago

mirfield

I don't smoke x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a peg on your nose xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gran used to swear by baking powder and lemon. Google says it works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't smoke x"

Well your fecked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 positions

1.Most effective. On your knees with your shoulders as close to the ground as possible (turn your head sideways) and stay there for several minutes. Air always wants to rise so make the escape hatch higher than the rest of the chimney and voila. Make sure no one else is in the building and don't light any matches.

2. Lie on your back and pull your knees to your chest or feet in the air. Do for a few minutes. Same result.

3. Do squats or stand with hands on knees.

Don't come back here and report.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal or fisting might solve your problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rub your tum in a circular motion.

I could be making this up or it could be an informative gem my mum passed on to me. Not sure.

Sometimes rubbing the base of your back as well

Oh hang on I think that's to help it out

Jo!!!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Buy a kite

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Andrews salts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Princess Elsa sings "let it go"

Lol

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By *antingfunboy OP Man
over a year ago

mirfield

Cheers

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By *antingfunboy OP Man
over a year ago

mirfield

"Buy a kite

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it won't lift me

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

A jolly good rodgering

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By *antingfunboy OP Man
over a year ago

mirfield

"3 positions

2. Lie on your back and pull your knees to your chest or feet in the air. Do for a few minutes. Same result.

3. Do squats or stand with hands on knees.

Don't come back here and report.

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

If it's a one off...check what you ate yesterday.

If it's regular...improve digestion, don't rush food, chew well, reduce high fibre intake.

If it is with explosive uncontollable green diarrhoea, smelly and foul...dont come near us !

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Buy some wind tablets or if your constipated buy some tablets for that x

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By *antingfunboy OP Man
over a year ago

mirfield

"Buy some wind tablets or if your constipated buy some tablets for that x"
ta x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a guy on xtube that posts videos of his flatulence

He 'gets off' on it

So, if it doesn't pass soon, market it

You could be the next internet sensation

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Jesus I've it bad this am?? "

Yes. I'd try and fart as much and as hard as possible, enjoy them and make the most of it.

It won't last for ever so might as well have a good time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I've it bad this am??

Yes. I'd try and fart as much and as hard as possible, enjoy them and make the most of it.

It won't last for ever so might as well have a good time."

Truth in that as ever man likes the smell of his own farts

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Jesus I've it bad this am?? "

Stand out side for the fresh air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be about flying kites....

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Jesus Christ man, just fart and be done with it

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"Jesus Christ man, just fart and be done with it "

As a fellow sufferer of occasional trapped wind so bad I've been laid in bed nearly screaming with the pain, if we could fart we would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Andrews salts

god i love that - used to buy it and had a glass every day just becuase

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Jesus Christ man, just fart and be done with it

As a fellow sufferer of occasional trapped wind so bad I've been laid in bed nearly screaming with the pain, if we could fart we would

I'm the total opposite

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Eating healthy means you tend to be a bit more windy, but having the mentality of a schoolboy I love it, always raises a laugh when I let one rip, although I do refrain from doing it in polite company.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Do you really need to ask about this??

Just put on something warm.

Hat, scarf and a good heavy coat.

Or what about staying indoors until it blows over.

Like how bad is it?

Is the roofs coming off and trees falling??

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Had the air been rammed in from bum play? One of my friends sticks an empty biro case up to give the air an escape route.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Had the air been rammed in from bum play? One of my friends sticks an empty biro case up to give the air an escape route."

Obviously keep hold of one end

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