FabSwingers.com forum: Role play

By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone call RSPCA!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I have always been interested in doing role play one of my biggest fantasies is to be a student kept behind in detention for being a naughty boy.... and seduced by a sexy female teacher shaving her doggy on her desk.....

What's everyone else's.... "
shaving her doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's everyone else's.... shaving her doggy

She's doesn't own a cat

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I've seen some weird fantasies in my time on here...but this one takes the

biscuit!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

What's everyone else's.... shaving her doggy

She's doesn't own a cat

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omg I have cats...

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Awww fuck typo.... can I edit that? Lmao

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You sick sick bugger, that's one hell of a kink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Force play is our main role play scenario at the moment.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Awww fuck typo.... can I edit that? Lmao"

It's better as it is, you sir have created a fab classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's everyone else's.... "

A teacher shaving her dog has always been a feature in my wank bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww fuck typo.... can I edit that? Lmao

It's better as it is, you sir have created a fab classic

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You know those annoying posts where people say they've snorted their tea out their nose at something that's not particularly funny? Well I apologise for mine, because I just lost half a glass of prosecco over this

PS try again op because it's actually a good idea for a thread but I can't get past the animal shaving at this point

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Posting this again cause that typo made me look like a twat hahah so where was I... yes role play fantasy was to be kept behind in detention by a sexy teacher for being a naughty boy.... bending her over the desk and fucking her doggy style.... what's everyone else's

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

It's no use deleting it OP it's been re-quoted and you will now go down on Fab legend as the guy with the dog shaving fetish

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

What's everyone else's....

A teacher shaving her dog has always been a feature in my wank bank

he's removed it but it's got to run it's full course

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Posting this again cause that typo made me look like a twat hahah so where was I... yes role play fantasy was to be kept behind in detention by a sexy teacher for being a naughty boy.... bending her over the desk and fucking her doggy style.... what's everyone else's "

So let me get this straight? Her dog was called Style? And he/she was being shaved?

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Why do I feel like I'm in an American pie movie now.... hahahah

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

I look like a penis right now..... hahaha

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"It's no use deleting it OP it's been re-quoted and you will now go down on Fab legend as the guy with the dog shaving fetish

Those funny Chinese created dogs look like they've been got at by the op

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"You know those annoying posts where people say they've snorted their tea out their nose at something that's not particularly funny? Well I apologise for mine, because I just lost half a glass of prosecco over this

PS try again op because it's actually a good idea for a thread but I can't get past the animal shaving at this point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like a penis right now..... hahaha "

We've all made typos mate, embrace it!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

I'm gonna try this again.....

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

People will talk about this thread for years to come...there will be threads titled "Where we're you the night that guy posted the doggy shaving thing?"

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"People will talk about this thread for years to come...there will be threads titled "Where we're you the night that guy posted the doggy shaving thing?"

Fucks sake lol I now hate iPhones.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People will talk about this thread for years to come...there will be threads titled "Where we're you the night that guy posted the doggy shaving thing?"

On my sons wedding night, when he starts getting nervous about messing up his speech, I'll sit him down and say "son, let me tell you about a little post made on the 12th of August 2017..."

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Not what I wanna be remembered for... hahaha cmon this has happened to you all at least once....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

For your sake op I hope the dog you were grooming was above the age of consent

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"People will talk about this thread for years to come...there will be threads titled "Where we're you the night that guy posted the doggy shaving thing?"

On my sons wedding night, when he starts getting nervous about messing up his speech, I'll sit him down and say "son, let me tell you about a little post made on the 12th of August 2017...""

Can just see 50shades gravestone too..

Here Lies 50shades

He Started The Dog Shaving Thread

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Not what I wanna be remembered for... hahaha cmon this has happened to you all at least once.... "

Didn't andy Warhol say everyone's famous for 5 minutes ?

Take a bow(wow)

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"For your sake op I hope the dog you were grooming was above the age of consent"

I thought the teacher was shaving it?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Not what I wanna be remembered for... hahaha cmon this has happened to you all at least once.... "

No that I recall

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"Not what I wanna be remembered for... hahaha cmon this has happened to you all at least once....

No that I recall

Of all the words to correct in that paragraph like ffs hahahaha

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"For your sake op I hope the dog you were grooming was above the age of consent

I thought the teacher was shaving it?"

That's even worse, She could lose her job and career

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should refer to "meets" as "shaving the doggy" from now on.

Example

Person "what you doing tonight Cake?"

Cake "shaving the doggy mate"

Person "nice!"

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Oh Jesus, this is comedy gold, pure genius

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Awww fuck hahaha I'll be back to face my humiliation after match of the day.....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Ahh don't bale on is now sweet cheeks

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I think his doggy may be called magic..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WORST. TYPO. EVER.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a miniature poodle in need of a summer shave OP. I also happen to be a teacher.... Fancy making some fantasies come true?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I have someone on my friends list called shavedkitty did you get to him as well OP?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all hilarious. . Have had a proper giggle over this!!

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"I have a miniature poodle in need of a summer shave OP. I also happen to be a teacher.... Fancy making some fantasies come true?

How could I refuse.... you gonna slap my bum with a ruler for being a naughty boy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a miniature poodle in need of a summer shave OP. I also happen to be a teacher.... Fancy making some fantasies come true?

Oh OP is in for a treat!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Spitting lambrini here lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I have a miniature poodle in need of a summer shave OP. I also happen to be a teacher.... Fancy making some fantasies come true?

You're cruel

But hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a miniature poodle in need of a summer shave OP. I also happen to be a teacher.... Fancy making some fantasies come true?

How could I refuse.... you gonna slap my bum with a ruler for being a naughty boy....

I'll be too busy with my shaver OP. If you have a forest down there, I'll be happy to work on you next

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What's your next thread OP? Your fantasy of being with a farmers wife as she shears her sheep?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"I have a miniature poodle in need of a summer shave OP. I also happen to be a teacher.... Fancy making some fantasies come true?

How could I refuse.... you gonna slap my bum with a ruler for being a naughty boy....

Only after you shave the dog.. Don't want any accidents with the clippers

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

When Teacher has finished shaving her doggy, if you are a really good boy she might bend over and let you cock her poo!

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"I have a miniature poodle in need of a summer shave OP. I also happen to be a teacher.... Fancy making some fantasies come true?

How could I refuse.... you gonna slap my bum with a ruler for being a naughty boy....

I'll be too busy with my shaver OP. If you have a forest down there, I'll be happy to work on you next

Hahahaha right you animals I'm trying to watch match of the day here

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I have a miniature poodle in need of a summer shave OP. I also happen to be a teacher.... Fancy making some fantasies come true?

How could I refuse.... you gonna slap my bum with a ruler for being a naughty boy....

I'll be too busy with my shaver OP. If you have a forest down there, I'll be happy to work on you next

Hahahaha right you animals I'm trying to watch match of the day here "
o think you should stay here and take it (doggy style) like a man ..

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"I have a miniature poodle in need of a summer shave OP. I also happen to be a teacher.... Fancy making some fantasies come true?

How could I refuse.... you gonna slap my bum with a ruler for being a naughty boy....

I'll be too busy with my shaver OP. If you have a forest down there, I'll be happy to work on you next

Hahahaha right you animals I'm trying to watch match of the day here o think you should stay here and take it (doggy style) like a man ..

I'll have a wee peek in between matches

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I have a miniature poodle in need of a summer shave OP. I also happen to be a teacher.... Fancy making some fantasies come true?

How could I refuse.... you gonna slap my bum with a ruler for being a naughty boy....

I'll be too busy with my shaver OP. If you have a forest down there, I'll be happy to work on you next

Hahahaha right you animals I'm trying to watch match of the day here o think you should stay here and take it (doggy style) like a man ..

I'll have a wee peek in between matches

You're going to wee on a Pekinese?!

Definitely RSPCA time!! Pervert!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your next thread OP? Your fantasy of being with a farmers wife as she shears her sheep?

That ones only for the welshies

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Maybe you could whippet afterwards to get really kinky

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I have a miniature poodle in need of a summer shave OP. I also happen to be a teacher.... Fancy making some fantasies come true?

How could I refuse.... you gonna slap my bum with a ruler for being a naughty boy....

I'll be too busy with my shaver OP. If you have a forest down there, I'll be happy to work on you next

Hahahaha right you animals I'm trying to watch match of the day here o think you should stay here and take it (doggy style) like a man ..

I'll have a wee peek in between matches

You're going to wee on a Pekinese?!

Definitely RSPCA time!! Pervert!!

"
omg he's progressed from shaving them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a miniature poodle in need of a summer shave OP. I also happen to be a teacher.... Fancy making some fantasies come true?

How could I refuse.... you gonna slap my bum with a ruler for being a naughty boy....

I'll be too busy with my shaver OP. If you have a forest down there, I'll be happy to work on you next

Hahahaha right you animals I'm trying to watch match of the day here o think you should stay here and take it (doggy style) like a man ..

I'll have a wee peek in between matches

You're going to wee on a Pekinese?!

Definitely RSPCA time!! Pervert!!

Wait until me watches me shave the poodle first... I'm an exhibitionist

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I have a miniature poodle in need of a summer shave OP. I also happen to be a teacher.... Fancy making some fantasies come true?

How could I refuse.... you gonna slap my bum with a ruler for being a naughty boy....

I'll be too busy with my shaver OP. If you have a forest down there, I'll be happy to work on you next

Hahahaha right you animals I'm trying to watch match of the day here o think you should stay here and take it (doggy style) like a man ..

I'll have a wee peek in between matches

You're going to wee on a Pekinese?!

Definitely RSPCA time!! Pervert!!

Wait until me watches me shave the poodle first... I'm an exhibitionist

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Perfect example there of auto correct being an ass lol

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"I have a miniature poodle in need of a summer shave OP. I also happen to be a teacher.... Fancy making some fantasies come true?

How could I refuse.... you gonna slap my bum with a ruler for being a naughty boy....

I'll be too busy with my shaver OP. If you have a forest down there, I'll be happy to work on you next

Hahahaha right you animals I'm trying to watch match of the day here "

Surely you mean Crufts?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I have a miniature poodle in need of a summer shave OP. I also happen to be a teacher.... Fancy making some fantasies come true?

How could I refuse.... you gonna slap my bum with a ruler for being a naughty boy....

I'll be too busy with my shaver OP. If you have a forest down there, I'll be happy to work on you next

Hahahaha right you animals I'm trying to watch match of the day here o think you should stay here and take it (doggy style) like a man ..

I'll have a wee peek in between matches

You're going to wee on a Pekinese?!

Definitely RSPCA time!! Pervert!!

Wait until me watches me shave the poodle first... I'm an exhibitionist

Edwina Scissorhands?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm hiding my cats, look what he did to shavedkitty.....

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Can this thread get closed already.... hahahaha

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Can this thread get closed already.... hahahaha "
nope...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Yeah in 109 posts

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

I'm gonna spam the fuck outta this then hahahah

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

You can't, I've just messaged ShagTonight lol

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"Can this thread get closed already.... hahahaha "

Gone but never forgotten OP

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Patience is the key...

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Perfect example there of auto correct being an ass lol "

And now you want to bring Donkey into your depraved world OP

you've ruined the Shrek films for me now

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Can this thread get closed already.... hahahaha

Gone but never forgotten OP

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definitely not, this will be legendary on fab

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

How many more comments till this closes? Lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"How many more comments till this closes? Lol "
let it roll lol

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"How many more comments till this closes? Lol let it roll lol"

Roll over?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"How many more comments till this closes? Lol let it roll lol

Roll over? "
woof

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

still laughing

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Hahahaha I am a tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im survey spied a few dog breeds in your letters OP. Is it some kind of cryptic clue for us to decipher?

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

still laughing "

I need a beer hahahaha totally not what I was trying to do with this thread....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Im survey spied a few dog breeds in your letters OP. Is it some kind of cryptic clue for us to decipher?

"
dunno, but was a bit disturbed by the weeing on a peke thing to be fair..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still laughing

I need a beer hahahaha totally not what I was trying to do with this thread.... "

You made it entertaining OP. Made me laugh on a quiet Saturday night

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im survey spied a few dog breeds in your letters OP. Is it some kind of cryptic clue for us to decipher?

dunno, but was a bit disturbed by the weeing on a peke thing to be fair.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many more comments till this closes? Lol let it roll lol"
Yes, many more replies lol.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

still laughing

I need a beer hahahaha totally not what I was trying to do with this thread....

You made it entertaining OP. Made me laugh on a quiet Saturday night

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crying with laughter here, I keep re-reading lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"How many more comments till this closes? Lol let it roll lolYes, many more replies lol. "
patience is the key...when shaving your doggy, can't risk missing a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still laughing

I need a beer hahahaha totally not what I was trying to do with this thread....

You made it entertaining OP. Made me laugh on a quiet Saturday night

crying with laughter here, I keep re-reading lol"

I nearly missed it haha. Someone inboxed me to give me a heads up

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

still laughing

I need a beer hahahaha totally not what I was trying to do with this thread....

You made it entertaining OP. Made me laugh on a quiet Saturday night

crying with laughter here, I keep re-reading lol

I nearly missed it haha. Someone inboxed me to give me a heads up

"
I've been inboxing too lol

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

I'm glad I gave you all a laugh this Saturday night.... hahaha

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

OP is live at the fab apollo ... you've seen the rest now see the best

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"How many more comments till this closes? Lol let it roll lolYes, many more replies lol. patience is the key...when shaving your doggy, can't risk missing a bitch

Apologies, just had to correct your small typo.

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"OP is live at the fab apollo ... you've seen the rest now see the best

I told you I was going to livin this place up lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"How many more comments till this closes? Lol let it roll lolYes, many more replies lol. patience is the key...when shaving your doggy, can't risk missing a bitch

Apologies, just had to correct your small typo.

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Is the joke over yet?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is fucking funny. Shaving dogs huh, 50shaves2000

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Is the joke over yet?? Lol "
no

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"This is fucking funny. Shaving dogs huh, 50shaves2000"
evening hun

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"This is fucking funny. Shaving dogs huh, 50shaves2000"

This is by far the best comment on the thread hahahaha I can't breathe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the joke over yet?? Lol "

It will take a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is fucking funny. Shaving dogs huh, 50shaves2000"

How did no one think of that???

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Is the joke over yet?? Lol

It will take a while

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legendary fab thread I think

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

We are close to closing this thread.... first time iv posted a thread and it closed... I feel a badge of honour here

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"This is fucking funny. Shaving dogs huh, 50shaves2000

How did no one think of that???

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ffs we missed that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are close to closing this thread.... first time iv posted a thread and it closed... I feel a badge of honour here "

You may even make the fab forum awards with this doozy OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is fucking funny. Shaving dogs huh, 50shaves2000

How did no one think of that???

ffs we missed that one lol"

I know! It was right there too

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Hi I'm new here and I'm still getting into the SWING. Of it hahaha

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"This is fucking funny. Shaving dogs huh, 50shaves2000

How did no one think of that???

ffs we missed that one lol

I know! It was right there too

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well bugger me doggy style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is fucking funny. Shaving dogs huh, 50shaves2000 evening hun "

Hello, How are you? I'm doing great. Just reading and laughing at this thread.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"This is fucking funny. Shaving dogs huh, 50shaves2000 evening hun

Hello, How are you? I'm doing great. Just reading and laughing at this thread. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is fucking funny. Shaving dogs huh, 50shaves2000

This is by far the best comment on the thread hahahaha I can't breathe "

And it comes from an American. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm new here and I'm still getting into the SWING. Of it hahaha "

Well you made a hell of an entrance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I've got tears from giggling so much

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"Hi I'm new here and I'm still getting into the SWING. Of it hahaha

Well you made a hell of an entrance!

Didn't I? Hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I miss this earlier.

You are a legend Sir

I am so glad my drink was on the side reading this. Omg

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"How did I miss this earlier.

You are a legend Sir

I am so glad my drink was on the side reading this. Omg

Brightened up a full sat night..... I missed half of match of the day though so really I have suffered for your entertainment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50shaves of greyhound

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I was watching the latest Jimmy Carr performance on YouTube earlier and not even he will go down the shaving a Pekingese before peeing on it routine

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"50shaves of greyhound"

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Biggest thread in the forum! Not bad with up only an hour and a half and being a newbie!!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Biggest thread in the forum! Not bad with up only an hour and a half and being a newbie!!! "
hats off to you OP, you've livened up Saturday night for us xxx

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Thank you thank you your all far too kind!! Xx

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

This has been great banter guys seriously!! If you are ever in Northern Ireland look me up and we go for a pint or 10!!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"This has been great banter guys seriously!! If you are ever in Northern Ireland look me up and we go for a pint or 10!!! "

But you're a pervert with a predilection for shaving doggies!!

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"This has been great banter guys seriously!! If you are ever in Northern Ireland look me up and we go for a pint or 10!!!

But you're a pervert with a predilection for shaving doggies!!

Mate that was a big word and I didn't understand it hahaha

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

So when folk keep making threads about local dogging sites, is this the sort of sordid behaviour that occurs at them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has been great banter guys seriously!! If you are ever in Northern Ireland look me up and we go for a pint or 10!!! "

I'm opting for 10! When in Ireland......

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"So when folk keep making threads about local dogging sites, is this the sort of sordid behaviour that occurs at them?

"
apparently so..

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"This has been great banter guys seriously!! If you are ever in Northern Ireland look me up and we go for a pint or 10!!!

I'm opting for 10! When in Ireland......"

Northern Ireland.... hahaha

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"So when folk keep making threads about local dogging sites, is this the sort of sordid behaviour that occurs at them?

apparently so.."

I just waved at a complete random stranger on Facebook messenger cause I thought it was you..... hahahahah

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"So when folk keep making threads about local dogging sites, is this the sort of sordid behaviour that occurs at them?

apparently so.."

Well I blooming never!! I always thought it was where people went to have sex in cars and car parks etc...and it's that?!

Disgusting!!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"So when folk keep making threads about local dogging sites, is this the sort of sordid behaviour that occurs at them?

apparently so..

I just waved at a complete random stranger on Facebook messenger cause I thought it was you..... hahahahah "
lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"So when folk keep making threads about local dogging sites, is this the sort of sordid behaviour that occurs at them?

apparently so..

Well I blooming never!! I always thought it was where people went to have sex in cars and car parks etc...and it's that?!

Disgusting!!! "
no they take their dogs to be shaved by OP, you have to do it discreetly as the RSPCA may be lurking in the bushes

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Bumping this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This actually made me laugh out loud!

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By *iscreetmrnickMan
over a year ago

windsor

This has to be the funniest thread for ages...oh man what a fuck up but a damn funny one.

OP you sir are now a Fab legend!

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Oh dear hahahaha

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I just heard a dog bark in the woods next to the house - wonder if it was getting shaved?

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Try again gem lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I just heard a dog bark in the woods next to the house - wonder if it was getting shaved?

"
maybe he's shaving pussies now

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I just heard a dog bark in the woods next to the house - wonder if it was getting shaved?

maybe he's shaving pussies now"

A pussy that barks?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I just heard a dog bark in the woods next to the house - wonder if it was getting shaved?

maybe he's shaving pussies now

A pussy that barks?

"
the mind boggles

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