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The most exquisite torture

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is apparently waiting until you're really hungry before ordering a Domino's then having the little tracking device tease you as you wait.

Hangry is a real thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bastards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The bastards "

Bringing food right to my door so I don't have to go out!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well Harley, or whatever you wanna call yerself these days, I would say it's starting to prepare a meal and then realise that you've forgotten to buy a crucial ingredient

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Well Harley, or whatever you wanna call yerself these days, I would say it's starting to prepare a meal and then realise that you've forgotten to buy a crucial ingredient "

Yes! And worse when you've had a cooking wine so can't nip out to buy it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ooooo did you get Hassan the transporter? I always get him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooo did you get Hassan the transporter? I always get him!"

Nah, someone called Jordan apparently.

There's a driver who always thanks me for waiting with my front door open. Whenever he remembers me that's a sign I've been eating too much pizza

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ooooo did you get Hassan the transporter? I always get him!

Nah, someone called Jordan apparently.

There's a driver who always thanks me for waiting with my front door open. Whenever he remembers me that's a sign I've been eating too much pizza "

It seems to take 1 minute from order being processed to on its way, then about a year to travel 2 miles. I think Hassan must walk to my house... very slowly

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Now I want pizza.

I'm meant to be getting slim and fit but yeah. Give me carbs and cheesy goodness!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooo did you get Hassan the transporter? I always get him!

Nah, someone called Jordan apparently.

There's a driver who always thanks me for waiting with my front door open. Whenever he remembers me that's a sign I've been eating too much pizza

It seems to take 1 minute from order being processed to on its way, then about a year to travel 2 miles. I think Hassan must walk to my house... very slowly "

Don't even. I could actually walk there quicker than it takes for them to drive here sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now I want pizza.

I'm meant to be getting slim and fit but yeah. Give me carbs and cheesy goodness! "

Dooooo ittttttt! Then just fuck the calories off later.

And you're already fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've ordered, now I feel the same pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've ordered, now I feel the same pain "

Now I just feel like a beached whale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've ordered, now I feel the same pain

Now I just feel like a beached whale "

Gimme an hour and I'll be on the beach alongside ya.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I could actually walk there quicker than it takes for them to drive here sometimes "

There are a plethora of takeaway and restaurants within a minute's walk of my gaff. I've been using Pappas on London Road for over 25 years, they do the most exquisite Hot'n'Spicy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've ordered, now I feel the same pain

Now I just feel like a beached whale

Gimme an hour and I'll be on the beach alongside ya. "

*flails in a fat manner*

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