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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"

The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"

"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.

The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"

"Yeah" said the son.

"Well, what about after sex?" said the son.

His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"

The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"

"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.

The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"

"Yeah" said the son.

"Well, what about after sex?" said the son.

His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!

"

Don't you just hate misleading thread titles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?"

The dad asked him, "before or after sex?"

"Ummmm, before sex", the kid replied.

The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"

"Yeah" said the son.

"Well, what about after sex?" said the son.

His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"!!!

"

straight out the jar or on a spoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway.

A message to the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket.

You can hide but you can't run!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

No but Ive seen one licking fanny.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sat here laughing at my own jokes on the back of a not very funny one.... its boding well for work this months strip!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?

No but Ive seen one licking my fanny....."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?

No but Ive seen one licking my fanny.....

"

I can see how people get upset over phone hacking! Ive been quote hacked!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?

No but Ive seen one licking my fanny.....

I fancy Mark my words"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I buy all my furniture and bathroom fittings from the local Chinese restaurant. Today I ordered a suite and shower.

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