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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For the next two hours, how can you help me pass the time?

Tell me some random shit, pervmigos!

BG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a train

In the UK

For 2 hours

Doesn't matter what we say

You won't see it til you get off

The signal will be shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

96% of rail passengers on journeys of 2 hours or more pass the time on swinger sites....FACT!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the next two hours, how can you help me pass the time?

Tell me some random shit, pervmigos!

BG x

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Wish I was on the same train xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a train

In the UK

For 2 hours

Doesn't matter what we say

You won't see it til you get off

The signal will be shite "

I'm in Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a song by Folk Ilk called Shit makes the flowers grow. It's about a man.

That's random Shit xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chat up a hot man in your carriage .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"96% of rail passengers on journeys of 2 hours or more pass the time on swinger sites....FACT!! "

The other 4% are on the toilet XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a railway enthusiasts fancy dress party.

Everyone was wearing platforms.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I wood just set the alarm on my fone for 1:30 and then just nod off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a train

In the UK

For 2 hours

Doesn't matter what we say

You won't see it til you get off

The signal will be shite

I'm in Ireland "

If it's the Enterprise... your completely fked. The Wi-Fi dies every 10 metres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to a railway enthusiasts fancy dress party.

Everyone was wearing platforms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ticket inspectors eh!

You've got to hand it to them....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Ticket inspectors eh!

You've got to hand it to them.... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"96% of rail passengers on journeys of 2 hours or more pass the time on swinger sites....FACT!!

The other 4% are on the toilet XXX"

Maybe that would explain the stench of piss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chat up a hot man in your carriage . "

I scanned thus carriage and the one behind it before choosing a seat, zero hot guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chat up a hot man in your carriage .

I scanned thus carriage and the one behind it before choosing a seat, zero hot guys! "

Get pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try and get into such a position so the movement gives you an orgasm, worth a go eh x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chat up a hot man in your carriage .

I scanned thus carriage and the one behind it before choosing a seat, zero hot guys!

Get pissed "

I do like your style, Honey

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Walk up and down the carriages, winking at all the hot men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Walk up and down the carriages, winking at all the hot men "

Haha. Can you imagine the looks of shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What train are you on & what are you wearing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your bra off and post a pic of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count smarties

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Count smarties "

Currently counting idiots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could spend the time trying to figure out how I went from a skinny 16 year old living at home, starting work, without a care in the world, to a divorced, widowed, wobbly, 45 year old granny...well I will be tomorrow...this all seems to have happened in the space of approximately a year as far as I can tell...any ideas??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count smarties

Currently counting idiots! "

am I included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you had the 'sliding door of doom' while squatting on the train lav'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can use the "who's near me" function to figure out if other Fabbers are on the train with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would take 210,192,476 people with an average height of 6ft stacked on top of each other to reach the moon.

I'm glad I'm 5'9" and don't have to do it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"96% of rail passengers on journeys of 2 hours or more pass the time on swinger sites....FACT!! "

Er..No

I have had who's.near on trains and nobody shows up anywhere near me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could spend the time trying to figure out how I went from a skinny 16 year old living at home, starting work, without a care in the world, to a divorced, widowed, wobbly, 45 year old granny...well I will be tomorrow...this all seems to have happened in the space of approximately a year as far as I can tell...any ideas??"

Aww

Chin up, lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Count smarties

Currently counting idiots!

am I included "

I dunno, are you on this train?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could spend the time trying to figure out how I went from a skinny 16 year old living at home, starting work, without a care in the world, to a divorced, widowed, wobbly, 45 year old granny...well I will be tomorrow...this all seems to have happened in the space of approximately a year as far as I can tell...any ideas??

Aww

Chin up, lovely xx"

Oh don't get me wrong...I am quite happy...just the time went so bloody quickly n it confuses me sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could spend the time trying to figure out how I went from a skinny 16 year old living at home, starting work, without a care in the world, to a divorced, widowed, wobbly, 45 year old granny...well I will be tomorrow...this all seems to have happened in the space of approximately a year as far as I can tell...any ideas??"

I thought you wobbled in the right places when we met GILF

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I had a nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could spend the time trying to figure out how I went from a skinny 16 year old living at home, starting work, without a care in the world, to a divorced, widowed, wobbly, 45 year old granny...well I will be tomorrow...this all seems to have happened in the space of approximately a year as far as I can tell...any ideas??

I thought you wobbled in the right places when we met GILF "

Haha glad to hear it!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Tell everybody your name is Casey Jones

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig3GcDBjQN4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went on a 2 hour train journey and fell asleep woke up to a hot guy next to me ....then I realised I was dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once went on a 2 hour train journey and fell asleep woke up to a hot guy next to me ....then I realised I was dreaming "

You can put your head on my chest if it helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once went on a 2 hour train journey and fell asleep woke up to a hot guy next to me ....then I realised I was dreaming

You can put your head on my chest if it helps. "

Most kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once went on a 2 hour train journey and fell asleep woke up to a hot guy next to me ....then I realised I was dreaming "

I had two very funny OAP ladies beside me. I was trying to cover my phone so they couldn't see Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once went on a 2 hour train journey and fell asleep woke up to a hot guy next to me ....then I realised I was dreaming

I had two very funny OAP ladies beside me. I was trying to cover my phone so they couldn't see Fab! "

Oh they wouldn't of Been able to see ....unless they were really nosey and looking over your shoulder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once went on a 2 hour train journey and fell asleep woke up to a hot guy next to me ....then I realised I was dreaming

I had two very funny OAP ladies beside me. I was trying to cover my phone so they couldn't see Fab!

Oh they wouldn't of Been able to see ....unless they were really nosey and looking over your shoulder "

The lady directly across the table from me was proper nosey She was trying to read my mum's texts as they were coming in

She said "oh, your phone is busy"

If she only knew

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By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East

Same.. in train now... and no "fab friend"around..

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Enjoy your journey but did you know that apart from human feaces and urine, you are sharing your train with up to 121 dangerous bacteria, some of which are drug resistant superbugs..

You may wish to consider walking tomorrow..

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By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East


"Enjoy your journey but did you know that apart from human feaces and urine, you are sharing your train with up to 121 dangerous bacteria, some of which are drug resistant superbugs..

You may wish to consider walking tomorrow.. "
that is a "party braker"... ... i know... not had and not planning to have sex in train toilet anyway....

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