FabSwingers.com forum: Stereotypes

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Let's hear your funny made up or ones you've actually heard

I'll start with

All welsh people can sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scottish people are always aggressively pished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asian people smell of curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Northerners are thick

Southeners are soft

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Jamaicans are all laid back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asian people smell of curry "

Asian lads got tiny peckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not stereotyping... That's fact... There's been scientific studies and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black men are all great lovers

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

All accountants are boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women can't park ... or reverse

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

White men can't jump

Dart players arn't athletes

Germany women have hairy armpits

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"All accountants are boring

I've heard they use there personality as a contraceptive

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If ibdont wanna fcuk you i must be frigid!

Mrs _d40

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

All ozzies are d*unks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All big people are jolly. I'm a miserable git.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's hear your funny made up or ones you've actually heard

I'll start with

All welsh people can sing"
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That's true

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Let's hear your funny made up or ones you've actually heard

I'll start with

All welsh people can sing.

That's true

I meant sing well though

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dom's have no sense of humor

Being a professional dominatrx is what prostitutes do when they retire

Swingers don't truly love their spouse.

Swingers will fuck anyone

Straight men are like catnip to gay men. And gay men want to fuck you just because you're straight.

Lesbians can be converted with a sweaty fat man with an average dick, and a can do attitude

If you constantly jump to the defence of women in the forums, you are guaranteed a stag

"Hi, how are you" is the best first message to send

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's hear your funny made up or ones you've actually heard

I'll start with

All welsh people can sing.

That's true

I meant sing well though

lol"
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Bullshit were good enough to scare away Zulus.

Men of Harlech stop your dreaming

Can't you see their spear points gleaming

See their warrior's pennants streaming

To this battle field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's hear your funny made up or ones you've actually heard

I'll start with

All welsh people can sing.

That's true

I meant sing well though

lol"

They are amazing. I make a lot cry when I sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can trust me I'm a doctor.

All coppers are bastards.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Yorkshire folk are tight with money

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I got a black belt in Kareoke

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Every woman on fab gets moist when they rec a cock pic, regardless of who's sent it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Chinese take pictures of EVERYTHING.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a black belt in Kareoke"

My mums got a black belt in cooking

She can kill a man with one chop

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"The Chinese take pictures of EVERYTHING. "

That's not a stereotype I have a theory that it's part of there invasion plans and the takeaways and restaurants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fab members are easy lays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fab members are easy lays"

Erm...I am

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"fab members are easy lays"

I would be, I just need someone to try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I can dance..

though admittedly when I'm d*unk I dance...I dunno if its good or bad...but I gain an audience(its usually dancing with someone else)...I actually only do the whole dance thing to get fanny...I have no interest in music to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I can dance..

*adding in I'm black/mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fab members are easy lays"

you have some gorgeous pics btw

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

(Men) as you get older you start going bald.

Nope, your hair grows inwards and then starts coming out your nose and ears.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Older" women are classy, sexy, more experienced and know what they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Older" women are classy, sexy, more experienced and know what they want."

whereas some remain fuckwits..and act like wee lassies lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Bingo is an 'non contact' sport.

Bullshit.

You rock up for the first time and shout 'house' and see what happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexiters are old, stupid, uninformed nazis. (Jeremy Clarkson campaigned for Remain.)

Feminists are hypocrites. (From blokes who've never read a feminist in their lives.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brexiters are old, stupid, uninformed nazis. (Jeremy Clarkson campaigned for Remain.)

Feminists are hypocrites. (From blokes who've never read a feminist in their lives.)"

J C is a cunt...I cant stand him..even before the controversy....thank fuck he will be lost in the bbc timeline of greats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All people with tattoos are mindless thugs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All fat women are desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All big people are jolly. I'm a miserable git. "

And incredibly sexy...

Smile it confuses people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All fat women are desperate "

and they have bucket fannies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All people with tattoos are mindless thugs..."

people with amazing tits..oops wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All fat women are desperate

and they have bucket fannies"

That one always makes me laugh .

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

She only comes when she's on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All fat women are desperate

and they have bucket fannies

That one always makes me laugh . "

just fabbed yer tits jugsy..by accident..of course lol

a woman bigger than size 16...surely has a bigger fanny...its just maths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All fat women are desperate

and they have bucket fannies

That one always makes me laugh .

just fabbed yer tits jugsy..by accident..of course lol

a woman bigger than size 16...surely has a bigger fanny...its just maths

Yeah each time I eat a pack of crisps my vagina widens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tattooed and pierced women are filthy/kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fab members are easy lays

you have some gorgeous pics btw"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All fat women are desperate

and they have bucket fannies

That one always makes me laugh .

just fabbed yer tits jugsy..by accident..of course lol

a woman bigger than size 16...surely has a bigger fanny...its just maths

Yeah each time I eat a pack of crisps my vagina widens

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Crickey... Are you feeding them to your fagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Northerners are thick

Southeners are soft"

Lol some northern men are thick .

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By *atesheadtwoCouple
over a year ago

Gateshead

"She only comes when she's on top"

And the neighbours complain about the noises above

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By *atesheadtwoCouple
over a year ago

Gateshead

Cock pics make good profile pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yorkshire folk are tight with money"

Yorkshire war cry, "How Much?"

I'm tighter than a gnat's chuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No stereotypes about Irish or Latina?

Come at us with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No stereotypes about Irish or Latina?

Come at us with them

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There like Scousers... You bump into them all over the world and never stop going on about how great "home" is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Mexicans are lazy.....

Irish people used to be the ones people were nervous of on airplanes..

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Travellers make a living from theft, shoddy work, and paying no tax.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Vegans are all left wing, feminist, anti nuclear, left wing, nut jobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All fat women are desperate

and they have bucket fannies

That one always makes me laugh .

just fabbed yer tits jugsy..by accident..of course lol

a woman bigger than size 16...surely has a bigger fanny...its just maths

Yeah each time I eat a pack of crisps my vagina widens

Crickey... Are you feeding them to your fagina"

Clearly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't kick you're fanny outta bed for eatin crisps....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't kick you're fanny outta bed for eatin crisps....

unless he likes irn bru ones...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All fat women are desperate

and they have bucket fannies

That one always makes me laugh .

just fabbed yer tits jugsy..by accident..of course lol

a woman bigger than size 16...surely has a bigger fanny...its just maths

Yeah each time I eat a pack of crisps my vagina widens

Thank god..I like salt n vinegar....prawn cocktail especially...nut I need a good clean fanny for that taste

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Men will do anything for a fuck.

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"All accountants are boring

I've heard they use there personality as a contraceptive

No wonder I can't get laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All nurses are dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The irish are all thick tattie eating fuckers

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"All accountants are boring

I've heard they use there personality as a contraceptive

No wonder I can't get laid

I know it's tough news but not to late to retrain in a new career

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Office based work is easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staffie owners are fucktards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only pensioners live in Morecambe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The scots dont like the english lol.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"The Chinese take pictures of EVERYTHING. "

Thought that was Japanese people.

Always carry cameras and take pictures of almost everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Northerners are thick

Southeners are soft

Lol some northern men are thick .

#notallnorthernmen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Americans are brash and gobby

And can't handle alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Germans are all arrogant

(Psst ... secret, Austrians are worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The scots dont like the english lol."

we dont mind the hotty ones or those that arent tory loving cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All gay men take it up the fart pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The scots dont like the english lol.

we dont mind the hotty ones or those that arent tory loving cunts"

I like the tory loving cunts

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"White men can't jump

Dart players arn't athletes

Germany women have hairy armpits

Darts may be considered a sport but dart players certainly aren't athletes. Athletes are defined as people gifted in exercises involving stamina, strength or agility. Whilst they may have incredible co-ordination it is a massive push to call them athletes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because I'm the boss I want to fuck you in my big leather chair and over my fine wood desk.... oh no wait that one is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White men can't jump

Dart players arn't athletes

Germany women have hairy armpits

Athlete - a person who is proficient in sports and other forms of physical exercise.

So if darts is a sport, darts players are athletes

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"All gay men take it up the fart pipe"

How did YOU know?

I don't kiss n tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All gay men take it up the fart pipe

How did YOU know?

I occasionally help out at weekends or when they're short staffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body builders are all thick as shit with no personality

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Nearly all BMW, Audi, Mercedes, Land Rover/Range Rover owners drive as if there a racing circuit, no indication, drive like lunatics, brake hard last minutes, speed away at traffic lights as if there at a drag race.

Calm down people, what's the rush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All plumbers are late.....

Sorry I didn't post this earlier, was busy

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"All Americans are brash and gobby

And can't handle alcohol"

And there always like OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All bats can have wings and can fly!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"The Chinese take pictures of EVERYTHING. "

That's fact; get yourself to Bowness-on-Windermere on a Tuesday, and just observe

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

The Germans put all the towels out on the sun beds.....

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"The Germans put all the towels out on the sun beds....."

I have witnessed this happen several times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Scottish people are tight.

Oh hang on...

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"All Scottish people are tight.

Oh hang on...

Been wondering why I've been getting called "Fort Knox" for years, lol

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"All Scottish people are tight.

Oh hang on...

Its true I'm tight as fu...oh i may have misunderstood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All Scottish people are tight.

Oh hang on...

Its true I'm tight as fu...oh i may have misunderstood

Now you've got me confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The French are quitters.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

All Russians are rude and worse than the Germans on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All gays like musicals..

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"All fat women are desperate

and they have bucket fannies"

Thats actually true for us fatties who have birthed baby elephants..

Mrs _d40

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"All gays like musicals.."

& disco music.

Got plenty of 12" late 70's/early 80's disco music.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Here comes the party pooper

All stereotypes are true to an extend what changes are demography, food, social, culture and weather.

birds of the same feather (usually) flock together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

old women aren't tech savvy.

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