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"As you were! Just a word of warning I'm a little squiffy "2 gins please lemonade and lime and for the lady X | |||
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"As you were! Just a word of warning I'm a little squiffy
2 gins please lemonade and lime and for the lady X"What lady  | |||
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"As you were! Just a word of warning I'm a little squiffy "Meaning you  | |||
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"Good I ran all the way to the shop and back with these limes "Took your bloody time, gives us them here, thanks though | |||
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"As you were! Just a word of warning I'm a little squiffy
Meaning you "Okay cool coming right up | |||
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Please may I have another vodka and tonic | |||
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"Damn it got busy quickly in here didn't it, must be the attractive barmaid "Nah my bar is always busy doesn't usually get a second opening either | |||
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"Move aside boys, I need a refill
Please may I have another vodka and tonic "Oi!!! There's a queue here!!!  | |||
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"Another gin and tonic please. Here you go " And with a lime too. Yum!!! | |||
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Please may I have another vodka and tonic "Yep sure | |||
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"Move aside boys, I need a refill
Please may I have another vodka and tonic
Oi!!! There's a queue here!!! " | |||
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"Move aside boys, I need a refill
Please may I have another vodka and tonic
Oi!!! There's a queue here!!! "You've just been served, let the lady in | |||
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"I love a ice water please MsB" Of course, as you wish | |||
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"Move aside boys, I need a refill
Please may I have another vodka and tonic
Oi!!! There's a queue here!!!
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"As and when you have the time I'll have the same again please. Oh and a pack of honey roasted peanuts if you have any? " Fucksake I have trouble remembering my own name never mind what people have previously ordered! I've got the nuts though! | |||
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"I love a ice water please MsB Of course, as you wish " Thank you sweetie x | |||
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"Move aside boys, I need a refill
Please may I have another vodka and tonic
Oi!!! There's a queue here!!!
You've just been served, let the lady in "Sorry. It's a busy bar. Takes ages to get served in here | |||
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"Time for a gin I think. Mediterranean fever tree and a fat slice of orange please. Make it a double my darling "Of course sweetie | |||
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"Move aside boys, I need a refill
Please may I have another vodka and tonic
Oi!!! There's a queue here!!!
You've just been served, let the lady in
Sorry. It's a busy bar. Takes ages to get served in here "You got served! | |||
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"Move aside boys, I need a refill
Please may I have another vodka and tonic
Oi!!! There's a queue here!!!
You've just been served, let the lady in
Sorry. It's a busy bar. Takes ages to get served in here
You got served! "Took bloody ages  | |||
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"Do you need help behind there you look busy? I could help you lift them barrels in the back? " Hmmm you could join me in the back room when it's quiet? | |||
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"A gin and tonic with a twist of lime, please. Really needed after my week! Hope you wear the new latex while serving "Yep here you go and yes I'm glad you approve of the latex! | |||
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"Do you need help behind there you look busy? I could help you lift them barrels in the back? Hmmm you could join me in the back room when it's quiet? "Now I know why the service is slow | |||
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"Do you need help behind there you look busy? I could help you lift them barrels in the back? Hmmm you could join me in the back room when it's quiet? "Mmm yes i'll help you clean down first. then make us a drink its my speciality | |||
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"I've actually been on the pornstars tonight and so I'm joining you on the squiffy front. Got you that tequila too. "Thank you sweetie, we still need that squiffy night on town! | |||
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"Do you need help behind there you look busy? I could help you lift them barrels in the back? Hmmm you could join me in the back room when it's quiet?
Mmm yes i'll help you clean down first. then make us a drink its my speciality "Awesome | |||
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"I've actually been on the pornstars tonight and so I'm joining you on the squiffy front. Got you that tequila too. "Miss red we need help later when its quiet. It needs a womans touch to shift it! | |||
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"Thanks for the g&t. First sip is excellent. Hope you consider wearing nipple clips with that latex outfit while behind the bar. Happy to loan you mine "I have a pair and some magnetic balls from hell, which would you prefer? | |||
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"I've actually been on the pornstars tonight and so I'm joining you on the squiffy front. Got you that tequila too.
Miss red we need help later when its quiet. It needs a womans touch to shift it!
"What are we shifting? | |||
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"Not familiar with magnetic balls, but I do love nipple clips/ clamps... "Okay I shall wear those while I serve, they won't be on long though | |||
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"I've actually been on the pornstars tonight and so I'm joining you on the squiffy front. Got you that tequila too.
Miss red we need help later when its quiet. It needs a womans touch to shift it!
What are we shifting? "Fuck knows! | |||
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"I've actually been on the pornstars tonight and so I'm joining you on the squiffy front. Got you that tequila too.
Miss red we need help later when its quiet. It needs a womans touch to shift it!
What are we shifting? "I need to shift some item with sexy brunette it might take a moment tho. I can make us drinks b4 hand also! | |||
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"I've actually been on the pornstars tonight and so I'm joining you on the squiffy front. Got you that tequila too.
Thank you sweetie, we still need that squiffy night on town! "We do indeed! Not as though we've got another social to plan 
Think we both need another tequila | |||
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"I've actually been on the pornstars tonight and so I'm joining you on the squiffy front. Got you that tequila too.
Miss red we need help later when its quiet. It needs a womans touch to shift it!
What are we shifting?
I need to shift some item with sexy brunette it might take a moment tho. I can make us drinks b4 hand also!"Are we taking off her latex?  | |||
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"I've actually been on the pornstars tonight and so I'm joining you on the squiffy front. Got you that tequila too.
Miss red we need help later when its quiet. It needs a womans touch to shift it!
What are we shifting?
I need to shift some item with sexy brunette it might take a moment tho. I can make us drinks b4 hand also!"Hold on a minute there, this is my bar and nobody makes drinks other than me! | |||
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"Not familiar with magnetic balls, but I do love nipple clips/ clamps...
Okay I shall wear those while I serve, they won't be on long though "Long enough? No light chain between the nipple clips to dangle a bit down your lovely chest? :-  | |||
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"I've actually been on the pornstars tonight and so I'm joining you on the squiffy front. Got you that tequila too.
Thank you sweetie, we still need that squiffy night on town!
We do indeed! Not as though we've got another social to plan
Think we both need another tequila "Yeah I know! it'll be good though x | |||
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"Not familiar with magnetic balls, but I do love nipple clips/ clamps...
Okay I shall wear those while I serve, they won't be on long though
Long enough? No light chain between the nipple clips to dangle a bit down your lovely chest? :- "Okay as you wish | |||
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"I've actually been on the pornstars tonight and so I'm joining you on the squiffy front. Got you that tequila too.
Miss red we need help later when its quiet. It needs a womans touch to shift it!
What are we shifting?
I need to shift some item with sexy brunette it might take a moment tho. I can make us drinks b4 hand also!
Are we taking off her latex? "Very good question. Don't want to scuff it and could be much more fun | |||
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"White wine for two please...make it a large pair x "Of course | |||
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"I've actually been on the pornstars tonight and so I'm joining you on the squiffy front. Got you that tequila too.
Miss red we need help later when its quiet. It needs a womans touch to shift it!
What are we shifting?
I need to shift some item with sexy brunette it might take a moment tho. I can make us drinks b4 hand also!
Are we taking off her latex? "I will just cut it off! Easily done then | |||
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"Can I have another drink? " Yep you can, what do you want? | |||
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"I've actually been on the pornstars tonight and so I'm joining you on the squiffy front. Got you that tequila too.
Miss red we need help later when its quiet. It needs a womans touch to shift it!
What are we shifting?
I need to shift some item with sexy brunette it might take a moment tho. I can make us drinks b4 hand also!
Are we taking off her latex?
Very good question. Don't want to scuff it and could be much more fun "No please don't, it's expensive | |||
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"Not familiar with magnetic balls, but I do love nipple clips/ clamps...
Okay I shall wear those while I serve, they won't be on long though
Long enough? No light chain between the nipple clips to dangle a bit down your lovely chest? :-
Okay as you wish "Mmm...do you have any pics of you wearing the nipple clips in your profile or elsewhere? Curious pervs want to see | |||
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"I've actually been on the pornstars tonight and so I'm joining you on the squiffy front. Got you that tequila too.
Miss red we need help later when its quiet. It needs a womans touch to shift it!
What are we shifting?
I need to shift some item with sexy brunette it might take a moment tho. I can make us drinks b4 hand also!
Are we taking off her latex?
I will just cut it off! Easily done then "Cut my latex and I will cut your throat..... understand? | |||
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"Not familiar with magnetic balls, but I do love nipple clips/ clamps...
Okay I shall wear those while I serve, they won't be on long though
Long enough? No light chain between the nipple clips to dangle a bit down your lovely chest? :-
Okay as you wish
Mmm...do you have any pics of you wearing the nipple clips in your profile or elsewhere? Curious pervs want to see "Maybe in friends or on fet | |||
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"I've actually been on the pornstars tonight and so I'm joining you on the squiffy front. Got you that tequila too.
Miss red we need help later when its quiet. It needs a womans touch to shift it!
What are we shifting?
I need to shift some item with sexy brunette it might take a moment tho. I can make us drinks b4 hand also!
Are we taking off her latex?
I will just cut it off! Easily done then
Cut my latex and I will cut your throat..... understand? "Its untouched dont you worry about that ma'am lol | |||
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"Not familiar with magnetic balls, but I do love nipple clips/ clamps...
Okay I shall wear those while I serve, they won't be on long though
Long enough? No light chain between the nipple clips to dangle a bit down your lovely chest? :-
Okay as you wish
Mmm...do you have any pics of you wearing the nipple clips in your profile or elsewhere? Curious pervs want to see
Maybe in friends or on fet "Mmmm... would love to see them.. what do you suggest? Am on Fet as well... | |||
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"I've actually been on the pornstars tonight and so I'm joining you on the squiffy front. Got you that tequila too.
Miss red we need help later when its quiet. It needs a womans touch to shift it!
What are we shifting?
I need to shift some item with sexy brunette it might take a moment tho. I can make us drinks b4 hand also!
Are we taking off her latex?
I will just cut it off! Easily done then
Cut my latex and I will cut your throat..... understand?
Its untouched dont you worry about that ma'am lol"Good stuff  | |||
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"Can I have another drink? Yep you can, what do you want? " Can I see the cocktail menu? | |||
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"Not familiar with magnetic balls, but I do love nipple clips/ clamps...
Okay I shall wear those while I serve, they won't be on long though
Long enough? No light chain between the nipple clips to dangle a bit down your lovely chest? :-
Okay as you wish
Mmm...do you have any pics of you wearing the nipple clips in your profile or elsewhere? Curious pervs want to see
Maybe in friends or on fet
Mmmm... would love to see them.. what do you suggest? Am on Fet as well... "Look me up on fet same name | |||
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"Can I have another drink? Yep you can, what do you want? Can I see the cocktail menu? " Yep it's online | |||
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"Not familiar with magnetic balls, but I do love nipple clips/ clamps...
Okay I shall wear those while I serve, they won't be on long though
Long enough? No light chain between the nipple clips to dangle a bit down your lovely chest? :-
Okay as you wish
Mmm...do you have any pics of you wearing the nipple clips in your profile or elsewhere? Curious pervs want to see
Maybe in friends or on fet
Mmmm... would love to see them.. what do you suggest? Am on Fet as well...
Look me up on fet same name "Will do so as I sip the fine g&t you prepared. A pleasure | |||
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"Can I have another drink? Yep you can, what do you want? Can I see the cocktail menu? Yep it's online "I'll have a sloe comfortable screw. | |||
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"vodka and orange juice please Brunette "Here you are | |||
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"Can I have another drink? Yep you can, what do you want? Can I see the cocktail menu? Yep it's online
I'll have a sloe comfortable screw. "Cool  I like those | |||
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"I'll have a honey jd and Diet Coke please, if your still serving? "Of course, the bar is still open | |||
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"vodka and orange juice please Brunette
Here you are "thank you | |||
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"Jack Daniels for me and a Martini and lemonade for Miss please. "Here you are | |||
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"Not familiar with magnetic balls, but I do love nipple clips/ clamps...
Okay I shall wear those while I serve, they won't be on long though
Long enough? No light chain between the nipple clips to dangle a bit down your lovely chest? :-
Okay as you wish
Mmm...do you have any pics of you wearing the nipple clips in your profile or elsewhere? Curious pervs want to see
Maybe in friends or on fet
Mmmm... would love to see them.. what do you suggest? Am on Fet as well...
Look me up on fet same name "Just checked FetL and did not find you, alas. Perhaps we are talking about different Fets? I am on FetL. | |||
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"Can I have another drink? Yep you can, what do you want? Can I see the cocktail menu? Yep it's online
I'll have a sloe comfortable screw.
Cool I like those "Followed by a couple of slippery nipples and finished with a screaming orgasm | |||
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"Can I have another drink? Yep you can, what do you want? Can I see the cocktail menu? Yep it's online
I'll have a sloe comfortable screw.
Cool I like those
Followed by a couple of slippery nipples and finished with a screaming orgasm "You can have those as well, now make sure you behave | |||
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"Looks a classy place with classy staff serving - so I'll have a double amaretto with a single ice cube please, my dear, when you have a moment " yep sure coming right up | |||
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"Looks a classy place with classy staff serving - so I'll have a double amaretto with a single ice cube please, my dear, when you have a moment yep sure coming right up " Thank you gorgeous - that's lovely! | |||
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"Can I have another drink? Yep you can, what do you want? Can I see the cocktail menu? Yep it's online
I'll have a sloe comfortable screw.
Cool I like those
Followed by a couple of slippery nipples and finished with a screaming orgasm
You can have those as well, now make sure you behave "Better call the bouncer. I'm getting d*unk lol | |||
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"A local beer for South Yorkshire, a Farmer's Blonde please. "Oh of course | |||
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"Can I have another drink? Yep you can, what do you want? Can I see the cocktail menu? Yep it's online
I'll have a sloe comfortable screw.
Cool I like those
Followed by a couple of slippery nipples and finished with a screaming orgasm
You can have those as well, now make sure you behave
Better call the bouncer. I'm getting d*unk lol "I don't have a bouncer, it's just me, I actually don't need a bouncer, my day job ensures that! | |||
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"Can I have another drink? Yep you can, what do you want? Can I see the cocktail menu? Yep it's online
I'll have a sloe comfortable screw.
Cool I like those
Followed by a couple of slippery nipples and finished with a screaming orgasm
You can have those as well, now make sure you behave
Better call the bouncer. I'm getting d*unk lol
I don't have a bouncer, it's just me, I actually don't need a bouncer, my day job ensures that! "just crack that fuckin whip, they will leave quickly | |||
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"May I have another G&T with a twist of lime? The first one went down so well "Of course, no worries | |||
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"Can I have another drink? Yep you can, what do you want? Can I see the cocktail menu? Yep it's online
I'll have a sloe comfortable screw.
Cool I like those
Followed by a couple of slippery nipples and finished with a screaming orgasm
You can have those as well, now make sure you behave
Better call the bouncer. I'm getting d*unk lol
I don't have a bouncer, it's just me, I actually don't need a bouncer, my day job ensures that! just crack that fuckin whip, they will leave quickly "I don't switch, you have got the wrong idea like most | |||
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"I really should slow down and sober up. Pint of Stella and a double whisky please landlady "Of course | |||
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"I really should slow down and sober up. Pint of Stella and a double whisky please landlady
Of course "Thank you sweetheart. So what time do you get off? Can I watch? | |||
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"Kraken & Coke and a Prosecco here please, might have to out shopping to get some in come to think of it lol" I have those in the mean time | |||
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"I've finished my last order of 3 bottles of red, can.I have another please "Of course you can, what's your poison? | |||
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"I really should slow down and sober up. Pint of Stella and a double whisky please landlady
Of course
Thank you sweetheart.
So what time do you get off? Can I watch? "No I'm sorry I don't offer anyone watching me getting off. | |||
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"I've finished my last order of 3 bottles of red, can.I have another please
Of course you can, what's your poison? "Another bottle of red please | |||
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"You must be getting tired now. You've been running around all nite !" I know, I'm rather squiffy, I've had 6 ciders! | |||
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"I've finished my last order of 3 bottles of red, can.I have another please
Of course you can, what's your poison?
Another bottle of red please"Of course, here you are | |||
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"You must be getting tired now. You've been running around all nite ! I know, I'm rather squiffy, I've had 6 ciders! " I know its ur bar but if u want a rest i will get young Timmy to take over | |||
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"You must be getting tired now. You've been running around all nite ! I know, I'm rather squiffy, I've had 6 ciders! I know its ur bar but if u want a rest i will get young Timmy to take over"He's only got 1 leg tho | |||
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"You must be getting tired now. You've been running around all nite ! I know, I'm rather squiffy, I've had 6 ciders! I know its ur bar but if u want a rest i will get young Timmy to take over"Only if he can run it as I can and respond to every post? | |||
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"You must be getting tired now. You've been running around all nite ! I know, I'm rather squiffy, I've had 6 ciders! I know its ur bar but if u want a rest i will get young Timmy to take over
He's only got 1 leg tho"Fuck that, you're taking the piss, you're barred, out you go | |||
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"You must be getting tired now. You've been running around all nite ! I know, I'm rather squiffy, I've had 6 ciders! I know its ur bar but if u want a rest i will get young Timmy to take over
He's only got 1 leg tho
Fuck that, you're taking the piss, you're barred, out you go "Do you want me to kneecap him
We got our 'witnesses' so he won't have a leg to stand on if he goes to the old bill | |||
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"You must be getting tired now. You've been running around all nite ! I know, I'm rather squiffy, I've had 6 ciders! I know its ur bar but if u want a rest i will get young Timmy to take over
He's only got 1 leg tho
Fuck that, you're taking the piss, you're barred, out you go
Do you want me to kneecap him
We got our 'witnesses' so he won't have a leg to stand on if he goes to the old bill "No I got this, I applied reasonable force, I'm justified under common law | |||
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"Any spiced rum? Yep sure
I need this.. "Awesome here you go | |||
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"Am I still barred? Yep Can I sit in the beer garden? " No out you go | |||
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"Pint please "Oh of course, please pull up a bar stool | |||
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"You must be getting tired now. You've been running around all nite ! I know, I'm rather squiffy, I've had 6 ciders! I know its ur bar but if u want a rest i will get young Timmy to take over
He's only got 1 leg tho
Fuck that, you're taking the piss, you're barred, out you go
Do you want me to kneecap him
We got our 'witnesses' so he won't have a leg to stand on if he goes to the old bill
No I got this, I applied reasonable force, I'm justified under common law "Oh there's nothing common about you sweetie, I like a girl who can look after herself | |||
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"Am I still barred? Yep Can I sit in the beer garden? No out you go " You're mean  | |||
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"You must be getting tired now. You've been running around all nite ! I know, I'm rather squiffy, I've had 6 ciders! I know its ur bar but if u want a rest i will get young Timmy to take over
He's only got 1 leg tho
Fuck that, you're taking the piss, you're barred, out you go "hahahahaha | |||
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"You must be getting tired now. You've been running around all nite ! I know, I'm rather squiffy, I've had 6 ciders! I know its ur bar but if u want a rest i will get young Timmy to take over
He's only got 1 leg tho
Fuck that, you're taking the piss, you're barred, out you go hahahahaha"Im being serious! | |||
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"You must be getting tired now. You've been running around all nite ! I know, I'm rather squiffy, I've had 6 ciders! I know its ur bar but if u want a rest i will get young Timmy to take over
He's only got 1 leg tho
Fuck that, you're taking the piss, you're barred, out you go
Do you want me to kneecap him
We got our 'witnesses' so he won't have a leg to stand on if he goes to the old bill
No I got this, I applied reasonable force, I'm justified under common law
Oh there's nothing common about you sweetie, I like a girl who can look after herself "Hehe thanks | |||
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"Am I still barred? Yep Can I sit in the beer garden? No out you go You're mean "Shouldn't take the piss out of the barmaid, I don't suffer fools | |||
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