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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ok, i know this a relatively strange post even for me but i shall tell you the reason afterwards.

All i want you to do is describe humpty dumpty

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

He's a very large egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, i know this a relatively strange post even for me but i shall tell you the reason afterwards.

All i want you to do is describe humpty dumpty"

ovoid,skinny legs,wearing a hat sitting on a wall...not sure if hes smiling ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He liked to sit on a wall.....oh ok then he was a fat egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He looks like a big bollock

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

He's not all he's cracked up to be.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't describe him but prefer this version.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

He didn't get bruised

He didn't get bumped

Cos Humpty Dumpty bungee jumped!!!

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

egg on legs, bald, not the same since he fell off the wall and now suffers from vertigo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, i know this a relatively strange post even for me but i shall tell you the reason afterwards.

All i want you to do is describe humpty dumpty"

Blimey two humpty dumpty references in one day everythign is linking - are we going to disappear into a black hole?

Ok little short fella skinny legs big buckled belt, bald resembles an egg. I think he might have been some politician when the rhyme was made up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well for the nursery rhyme...he was an egg looking dude

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

this post just cracks me up,,i mean litterally,, i fell of me chair/wall,lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Before the fall, looked like that weird Kinder commerial. After the fall, scrambled egg.

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Is he related to Humpty off Playschool I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to all the pictures associated with the nursery rhyme, he was an egg. Though i'm unsure to where it originated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that reminds me of 2 eggs boiling in the pan and one said hey look at my crack and the other one said fuck im going hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here ya go...explains it all

http://myths.e2bn.org/mythsandlegends/origins1-humpty-dumpty-and-the-fall-of-colchester.html

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Right i have enough answers now to answer my hypothesis.

Everyone has described him as an egg or eggshaped. But why? Sing humpty dumpty to yourselves and tell me how you get the reference to an egg from the nursery rhyme, well the answer is you dont. You refer to him as egg shaped or an egg because of the pictures that have gone with the ryme but i bet none of you have ever questioned why he is portrayed as being an egg man.

Which proves at some point in our lives all of us take things as read even if there is no evidence to back it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right i have enough answers now to answer my hypothesis.

Everyone has described him as an egg or eggshaped. But why? Sing humpty dumpty to yourselves and tell me how you get the reference to an egg from the nursery rhyme, well the answer is you dont. You refer to him as egg shaped or an egg because of the pictures that have gone with the ryme but i bet none of you have ever questioned why he is portrayed as being an egg man.

Which proves at some point in our lives all of us take things as read even if there is no evidence to back it up"

And some still have problems with Deitys...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass (1871). Sir John Tenniel's iconic illustration shows Alice in deep discussion with Humpty Dumpty as he sits upon a high wall. Tenniel, clearly taken with the idea of the impossibility of Humpty Dumpty's being put back together again once he'd fallen off the wall, has him shaped as an egg with short arms and legs. This is the first known depiction of Humpty as an egg, one that was to become the definitive image.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

am i too late to say she was the ex and short?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get your drift, but as its portrayed for us in pictures then thats what the creator wanted and as this imagery is universally accepted, to create your own character based on the rhyme would then be a separate piece of new imagery which would not become popular because of the indoctrination. People can reinterpret but in order to make the new creation acceptable all images of the old creation must be destroyed.

Ok I wonder if we can get a 100,000 signature petition to have this debated in parliament

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I get your drift, but as its portrayed for us in pictures then thats what the creator wanted and as this imagery is universally accepted, to create your own character based on the rhyme would then be a separate piece of new imagery which would not become popular because of the indoctrination. People can reinterpret but in order to make the new creation acceptable all images of the old creation must be destroyed.

Ok I wonder if we can get a 100,000 signature petition to have this debated in parliament "

Theres nothing wrong with him being an eggman i like him just as he is. The reason i asked the question is, we have all known the ryhme since we where babies but i bet none of us have once thought about it.

Its same as father christmas really, the father christmas portrayed today was started by coca cola around the 1930's or when ever it was

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I still say he was pushed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Humpty was a woman.

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich


"I still say he was pushed"

It was Jack that did it because he only got a bang on the head and not getting any attention.

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore


"Right i have enough answers now to answer my hypothesis.

Everyone has described him as an egg or eggshaped. But why? Sing humpty dumpty to yourselves and tell me how you get the reference to an egg from the nursery rhyme, well the answer is you dont. You refer to him as egg shaped or an egg because of the pictures that have gone with the ryme but i bet none of you have ever questioned why he is portrayed as being an egg man.

Which proves at some point in our lives all of us take things as read even if there is no evidence to back it up"

eggsactly,,and i have to say,,it was a well LAID answer,,had me thinking for a long time of what answer would be best,,but then again,,wasnt eggsplained properly,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get your drift, but as its portrayed for us in pictures then thats what the creator wanted and as this imagery is universally accepted, to create your own character based on the rhyme would then be a separate piece of new imagery which would not become popular because of the indoctrination. People can reinterpret but in order to make the new creation acceptable all images of the old creation must be destroyed.

Ok I wonder if we can get a 100,000 signature petition to have this debated in parliament

Theres nothing wrong with him being an eggman i like him just as he is. The reason i asked the question is, we have all known the ryhme since we where babies but i bet none of us have once thought about it.

Its same as father christmas really, the father christmas portrayed today was started by coca cola around the 1930's or when ever it was"

I imagine Bill Gates has a small penis - he can't possibly have it all. Thank goodness for the lack of suggestive imagery there

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