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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I think I will have a vodka and tonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

larger please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After today, strong cocktails for me please, and milk for the other two.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I will have a vodka and tonic

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkling water please MsB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please. "

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pernod and lemonade please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"larger please

I have lager?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka slush please need something refreshing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After today, strong cocktails for me please, and milk for the other two.

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sparkling water please MsB

What's up and I even got your usual in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pernod and lemonade please xx"

Coming up xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka slush please need something refreshing

Brain freeze coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a beer for starters. I hope seeside joins in, we had a blast last time trying to work out what drink he wanted, it was the best thread ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a beer for starters. I hope seeside joins in, we had a blast last time trying to work out what drink he wanted, it was the best thread ever.

Here you go and I'm sure I'll manage

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Pornstar martini please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pornstar martini please

Ooo sure, coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime??? "

Ain't got none sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pernod and lemonade please xx

Coming up xx"
thank you SB don't forget to get yourself one xx

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Pornstar martini please

Ooo sure, coming right up

Thanks. I'll let you have the shot of prosecco

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pernod and lemonade please xx

Coming up xx thank you SB don't forget to get yourself one xx"

I'm a cider girl, thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pornstar martini please

Ooo sure, coming right up

Thanks. I'll let you have the shot of prosecco

I don't like prosecco, can I have tequila?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"I think I will have a vodka and tonic

Coming right up

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pernod and lemonade please xx

Coming up xx thank you SB don't forget to get yourself one xx

I'm a cider girl, thank you xx"
I am to normally but its started giving me heartburn so having a change xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark and Stormy, please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dark and Stormy, please. "

Erm okay, here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dark and Stormy, please.

Erm okay, here you go

Thank you kindly. Nice joint you've got here.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I could just go a dark fruits cider please with a straw if you have one

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By *iscreetmrnickMan
over a year ago

windsor

Nice cold beer please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peroni please...

Turn the music up..

And one for yourself..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dark and Stormy, please.

Erm okay, here you go

Thank you kindly. Nice joint you've got here. "

It's pretty cool, the barmaid tends to get a little squiffy so measures usually end up being large

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could just go a dark fruits cider please with a straw if you have one "

That's just what I'm drinking! Here's yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a pink gin and prosecco please - I'm feeling girly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice cold beer please.

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peroni please...

Turn the music up..

And one for yourself.. "

Sure and thank you.

Music turned up as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double rum and with a wedge of lime seeing as you're asking xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May i have a morgans spiced rum and

please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a pink gin and prosecco please - I'm feeling girly "

Sure, of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double rum and with a wedge of lime seeing as you're asking xx"

I can do the rum and Coke but no lime I'm afraid

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Can I have a pernod and orange juice (trust me, try it!)

And can we line up a few Malibu and s for Jayne, she's due home soon and she's had a shit week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May i have a morgans spiced rum and

please "

Yep here you go

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I could just go a dark fruits cider please with a straw if you have one

That's just what I'm drinking! Here's yours

Cheers m'dear x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a pernod and orange juice (trust me, try it!)

And can we line up a few Malibu and s for Jayne, she's due home soon and she's had a shit week.

Yep of course and I'll take your word on the Pernod and oj

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By *iscreetmrnickMan
over a year ago

windsor

"Nice cold beer please.

Of course "

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone fancy coming to sit and chat to to me it's a bit lonely up here

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By *iscreetmrnickMan
over a year ago

windsor

This barmaid is a bit of alright eh lads

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy? "

Are you buying? Alright, if you insist I'll have a pint of Guinness and a packet of pork scratchings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double rum and with a wedge of lime seeing as you're asking xx

I can do the rum and Coke but no lime I'm afraid "

I'm gonna pop to the shop and get some limes. Need some lime in the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange juice please I'm driving tonight thanks

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By *ailor_poonCouple
over a year ago

wirral

"Anyone fancy coming to sit and chat to to me it's a bit lonely up here

We will be over in a second get us a JD an and a vodka ,lime and lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy? "

Have you ever tried Dickens cider?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dark and Stormy, please.

Erm okay, here you go

Thank you kindly. Nice joint you've got here.

It's pretty cool, the barmaid tends to get a little squiffy so measures usually end up being large

Seems to be. Large measures is never a problem.

What time is last orders?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy?

Are you buying? Alright, if you insist I'll have a pint of Guinness and a packet of pork scratchings

Of course, coming right up, mind if I punch a pork scratching?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had my beer, I fancy a cocktail now, screaming orgasm please and make it a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do.you have 3 bottles of nice red wine, merlot would be good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double rum and with a wedge of lime seeing as you're asking xx

I can do the rum and Coke but no lime I'm afraid

I'm gonna pop to the shop and get some limes. Need some lime in the bar

Good man

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Anyone fancy coming to sit and chat to to me it's a bit lonely up here

I'll come chat, I've already had more wine than is acceptable by 6.30pm on a Friday (day off and all in the avoidance of shopping!), I'd love a large glass of water and I promise to not gabble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orange juice please I'm driving tonight thanks

Yep sure

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Can I have a pernod and orange juice (trust me, try it!)

And can we line up a few Malibu and s for Jayne, she's due home soon and she's had a shit week.

Yep of course and I'll take your word on the Pernod and oj

Noooo mun, you got to try it, its really nice, bit strange, but it grows on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice dark rum for me tonight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy coming to sit and chat to to me it's a bit lonely up here

We will be over in a second get us a JD an and a vodka ,lime and lemonade please

of course, don't be long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy?

Have you ever tried Dickens cider?

Nope and unless your buying I won't be trying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dark and Stormy, please.

Erm okay, here you go

Thank you kindly. Nice joint you've got here.

It's pretty cool, the barmaid tends to get a little squiffy so measures usually end up being large

Seems to be. Large measures is never a problem.

What time is last orders? "

When I'm too squiffy to type!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Oooftt... nice pics btw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a pernod and orange juice (trust me, try it!)

And can we line up a few Malibu and s for Jayne, she's due home soon and she's had a shit week.

"
I'm assuming fresh orange xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequila sunrise

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy?

Have you ever tried Dickens cider?

Nope and unless your buying I won't be trying

I cant believe you fell for it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooftt... nice pics btw!

thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a pernod and orange juice (trust me, try it!)

And can we line up a few Malibu and s for Jayne, she's due home soon and she's had a shit week.

I'm assuming fresh orange xx"

Yes but no bits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tequila sunrise"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy?

Have you ever tried Dickens cider?

Nope and unless your buying I won't be trying

I cant believe you fell for it!

Right out!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Can I have a pernod and orange juice (trust me, try it!)

And can we line up a few Malibu and s for Jayne, she's due home soon and she's had a shit week.

I'm assuming fresh orange xx"

Fresh is always best, but a good quality one from a bottle (not a bloody carton!) that isn't from concentrate is ok.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot of queue jumpers around here, I ordered a screaming orgasm ten minutes ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry

Nah you've been evicted! Unless you can do something to persuade me to continue serving you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do.you have 3 bottles of nice red wine, merlot would be good

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a lot of queue jumpers around here, I ordered a screaming orgasm ten minutes ago

My apologies, here it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll buy you a Cummins cider then

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy?

Are you buying? Alright, if you insist I'll have a pint of Guinness and a packet of pork scratchings

Of course, coming right up, mind if I punch a pork scratching?

Be my guest, though punching a pork scratching probably wouldn't go down well at the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice dark rum for me tonight! "

Of course here it is x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime???

Ain't got none sorry

Pffft. What kind of bar are you running here???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll buy you a Cummins cider then

Nah I'm a strongbow cider drinker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy?

Are you buying? Alright, if you insist I'll have a pint of Guinness and a packet of pork scratchings

Of course, coming right up, mind if I punch a pork scratching?

Be my guest, though punching a pork scratching probably wouldn't go down well at the bar

Hehe I meant pinch, stupid fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lot of queue jumpers around here, I ordered a screaming orgasm ten minutes ago

My apologies, here it is "

How was it delivered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime???

Ain't got none sorry

Pffft. What kind of bar are you running here??? "

Someone has gone to the shop, one minute, I'm run off my feet here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What IPAs do you have? Whichever you would recommend and an old fashioned please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a lot of queue jumpers around here, I ordered a screaming orgasm ten minutes ago

My apologies, here it is

How was it delivered

Excuse me? I don't follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's one of those days, so it's the cocktails tonight. A pornstar martini to start please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What IPAs do you have? Whichever you would recommend and an old fashioned please. "

I have some IPAs in not sure which it is, one of our regulars usually orders it but he's on sparkling water today!

So have that and I'll sort your old fashioned out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's one of those days, so it's the cocktails tonight. A pornstar martini to start please x

You want a pornstar martini as well? Miss red is drinking that as well

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Anyone fancy coming to sit and chat to to me it's a bit lonely up here

I'll come chat, I've already had more wine than is acceptable by 6.30pm on a Friday (day off and all in the avoidance of shopping!), I'd love a large glass of water and I promise to not gabble

I'll come and chat too and prop Ms Mac up if she needs it. Love a girly chin wag and we can check out the eye candy together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's one of those days, so it's the cocktails tonight. A pornstar martini to start please x

You want a pornstar martini as well? Miss red is drinking that as well

Just leave us the prosecco and vodka, we can make more then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lot of queue jumpers around here, I ordered a screaming orgasm ten minutes ago

My apologies, here it is

How was it delivered

Excuse me? I don't follow

My screaming orgasm, how was it delivered.......never mind, maybe you had to be there

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By *nglishCharmMan
over a year ago

Midlands

After hour's I'd ask for the lights to be dimmed a little.. good music on low and put a grand behind the bar for All, to get the bar mood moving.. oh I'd be in the corner, Billy No Mate's, hugging a double vodka or two with a glint in my eye's

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy?

Are you buying? Alright, if you insist I'll have a pint of Guinness and a packet of pork scratchings

Of course, coming right up, mind if I punch a pork scratching?

Be my guest, though punching a pork scratching probably wouldn't go down well at the bar

Hehe I meant pinch, stupid fingers!

Ha of course you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy coming to sit and chat to to me it's a bit lonely up here

I'll come chat, I've already had more wine than is acceptable by 6.30pm on a Friday (day off and all in the avoidance of shopping!), I'd love a large glass of water and I promise to not gabble

Thank you sweets, gabble away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy coming to sit and chat to to me it's a bit lonely up here

I'll come chat, I've already had more wine than is acceptable by 6.30pm on a Friday (day off and all in the avoidance of shopping!), I'd love a large glass of water and I promise to not gabble

I'll come and chat too and prop Ms Mac up if she needs it. Love a girly chin wag and we can check out the eye candy together

Great pull up a bar stool

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I'll have a 'swingers delight' cocktail please and thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What IPAs do you have? Whichever you would recommend and an old fashioned please.

I have some IPAs in not sure which it is, one of our regulars usually orders it but he's on sparkling water today!

So have that and I'll sort your old fashioned out "

All the more for me. IPA session it is then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's one of those days, so it's the cocktails tonight. A pornstar martini to start please x

You want a pornstar martini as well? Miss red is drinking that as well

Just leave us the prosecco and vodka, we can make more then x

Will do, sort yourselves out

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I'll buy you a Cummins cider then

Dude, she's gonna ban you for sure you keep on, its only cos she's a bit rushed off her feet she hasn't twigged lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice dark rum for me tonight!

Of course here it is x"

Why thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After hour's I'd ask for the lights to be dimmed a little.. good music on low and put a grand behind the bar for All, to get the bar mood moving.. oh I'd be in the corner, Billy No Mate's, hugging a double vodka or two with a glint in my eye's

I'll sort your double vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a 'swingers delight' cocktail please and thank you.

Mr"

Hehe sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What IPAs do you have? Whichever you would recommend and an old fashioned please.

I have some IPAs in not sure which it is, one of our regulars usually orders it but he's on sparkling water today!

So have that and I'll sort your old fashioned out

All the more for me. IPA session it is then. "

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a pernod and orange juice (trust me, try it!)

And can we line up a few Malibu and s for Jayne, she's due home soon and she's had a shit week.

I'm assuming fresh orange xx

Fresh is always best, but a good quality one from a bottle (not a bloody carton!) that isn't from concentrate is ok."
ahhh ok will give it a try sometime xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll buy you a Cummins cider then

Dude, she's gonna ban you for sure you keep on, its only cos she's a bit rushed off her feet she hasn't twigged lol!

He's barred, security sort it out, oh wait I don't have security, I'll kick his ass out myself, taking the piss he was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a pernod and orange juice (trust me, try it!)

And can we line up a few Malibu and s for Jayne, she's due home soon and she's had a shit week.

I'm assuming fresh orange xx

Yes but no bits! "
smooth is always best

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'll have a nice cold Peroni please to go with my curry. I'll hit the gin later

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I'll buy you a Cummins cider then

Dude, she's gonna ban you for sure you keep on, its only cos she's a bit rushed off her feet she hasn't twigged lol!

He's barred, security sort it out, oh wait I don't have security, I'll kick his ass out myself, taking the piss he was!

If you can wait a few minutes, Jayne will sort it, after the week she's had I'd advise him to start running now lol!

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over a year ago

"I'll have a nice cold Peroni please to go with my curry. I'll hit the gin later

Sure thing LL xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll buy you a Cummins cider then

Dude, she's gonna ban you for sure you keep on, its only cos she's a bit rushed off her feet she hasn't twigged lol!

He's barred, security sort it out, oh wait I don't have security, I'll kick his ass out myself, taking the piss he was!

If you can wait a few minutes, Jayne will sort it, after the week she's had I'd advise him to start running now lol!

Nah it's okay, I can sort it, thank though

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Monkey gin thanks.

Get yourself one as well. X

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy? "

It will be in 15minutes, when I open the doors.

I'll be having my cider when I finish at midnight xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Monkey gin thanks.

Get yourself one as well. X"

I'm not sure I have that, I have sapphire gin that do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy?

It will be in 15minutes, when I open the doors.

I'll be having my cider when I finish at midnight xx"

My bar is already open and it closes when I'm too squiffy to keep up with the posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka, lots of it please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"larger please

I have lager?

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whoops sorry forgive my spelling

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Monkey gin thanks.

Get yourself one as well. X

I'm not sure I have that, I have sapphire gin that do? "

Scratch that. Two Lynchburg lemonades, two sambucas and two coronas with lime please.

Get two for you too! Fridays about to start with a bang!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka, lots of it please

That I can do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"larger please

I have lager?

whoops sorry forgive my spelling

Hehe no worries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Monkey gin thanks.

Get yourself one as well. X

I'm not sure I have that, I have sapphire gin that do?

Scratch that. Two Lynchburg lemonades, two sambucas and two coronas with lime please.

Get two for you too! Fridays about to start with a bang!

I'm sorry but I think you are taking the piss, I have normal lemonade, but I do have sambuca and corona, is that extra one for myself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

godfathers please -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!!! Has the landlady got changed? Loving the Friday night uniform.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"godfathers please - "

Hold on while I google that.......sorted just for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy? "

Good evening you, nice outfit, I'd like a bud from that fridge down there so we can watch your delicious backside as you bend down and a double Malibu from up on the top shelf so we can drool over your outstretched physique as you reach up for it, that's great, now if you could top the Malibu up with Diet Coke that would be fantastic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow!!! Has the landlady got changed? Loving the Friday night uniform.

Yep it's a bit sweaty under all this latex though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"godfathers please -

Hold on while I google that.......sorted just for you x"

jd- amaretto- lime slice - ice and

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy?

Of course here you go and check your inbox re other things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"godfathers please -

Hold on while I google that.......sorted just for you x

jd- amaretto- lime slice - ice and "

I know! It's sorted xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy?

Of course here you go and check your inbox re other things

You're rather squiffy already aren't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"godfathers please -

Hold on while I google that.......sorted just for you x

jd- amaretto- lime slice - ice and

I know! It's sorted xx"

cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!!! Has the landlady got changed? Loving the Friday night uniform.

Yep it's a bit sweaty under all this latex though

You can always go mad on the bar and give yourself a good soda shower at the end of the night. What song is it we need to have on the jukebox again? Just if you wanted to like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy?

Of course here you go and check your inbox re other things

You're rather squiffy already aren't you

I forgot to attach the picture! Now if I had your WhatsApp it would be easier!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow!!! Has the landlady got changed? Loving the Friday night uniform.

Yep it's a bit sweaty under all this latex though

You can always go mad on the bar and give yourself a good soda shower at the end of the night. What song is it we need to have on the jukebox again? Just if you wanted to like?

I'm not sure what you're talking about, I'm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tequila sunrise

Coming right up "

thank you sweet herart

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!!! Has the landlady got changed? Loving the Friday night uniform.

Yep it's a bit sweaty under all this latex though

You can always go mad on the bar and give yourself a good soda shower at the end of the night. What song is it we need to have on the jukebox again? Just if you wanted to like?

I'm not sure what you're talking about, I'm

Those big measures can put paid to that I'm sure

? In the eye of the beholder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow!!! Has the landlady got changed? Loving the Friday night uniform.

Yep it's a bit sweaty under all this latex though

You can always go mad on the bar and give yourself a good soda shower at the end of the night. What song is it we need to have on the jukebox again? Just if you wanted to like?

I'm not sure what you're talking about, I'm

Those big measures can put paid to that I'm sure

? In the eye of the beholder. "

Hehehe, I'm good at being bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!!! Has the landlady got changed? Loving the Friday night uniform.

Yep it's a bit sweaty under all this latex though

You can always go mad on the bar and give yourself a good soda shower at the end of the night. What song is it we need to have on the jukebox again? Just if you wanted to like?

I'm not sure what you're talking about, I'm

Those big measures can put paid to that I'm sure

? In the eye of the beholder.

Hehehe, I'm good at being bad!

As shucks. I'd never a thunk it.

I'll have another IPA. What is it you're having yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime???

Ain't got none sorry

Pffft. What kind of bar are you running here???

Someone has gone to the shop, one minute, I'm run off my feet here!

While they're there, get me some crisps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow!!! Has the landlady got changed? Loving the Friday night uniform.

Yep it's a bit sweaty under all this latex though

You can always go mad on the bar and give yourself a good soda shower at the end of the night. What song is it we need to have on the jukebox again? Just if you wanted to like?

I'm not sure what you're talking about, I'm

Those big measures can put paid to that I'm sure

? In the eye of the beholder.

Hehehe, I'm good at being bad!

As shucks. I'd never a thunk it.

I'll have another IPA. What is it you're having yourself?

Of course and I'll have a cider please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime???

Ain't got none sorry

Pffft. What kind of bar are you running here???

Someone has gone to the shop, one minute, I'm run off my feet here!

While they're there, get me some crisps. "

I've got crisps here matey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime???

Ain't got none sorry

Pffft. What kind of bar are you running here???

Someone has gone to the shop, one minute, I'm run off my feet here!

While they're there, get me some crisps.

I've got crisps here matey "

Packet of salt and vinegar please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!!! Has the landlady got changed? Loving the Friday night uniform.

Yep it's a bit sweaty under all this latex though

You can always go mad on the bar and give yourself a good soda shower at the end of the night. What song is it we need to have on the jukebox again? Just if you wanted to like?

I'm not sure what you're talking about, I'm

Those big measures can put paid to that I'm sure

? In the eye of the beholder.

Hehehe, I'm good at being bad!

As shucks. I'd never a thunk it.

I'll have another IPA. What is it you're having yourself?

Of course and I'll have a cider please

Normally I'd say keep the change but I need those coins for the jukebox later

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

Long day and saw my ex so make mine a double JD and diet please love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime???

Ain't got none sorry

Pffft. What kind of bar are you running here???

Someone has gone to the shop, one minute, I'm run off my feet here!

While they're there, get me some crisps.

I've got crisps here matey

Packet of salt and vinegar please. "

Of course, let me nick a crisp though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow!!! Has the landlady got changed? Loving the Friday night uniform.

Yep it's a bit sweaty under all this latex though

You can always go mad on the bar and give yourself a good soda shower at the end of the night. What song is it we need to have on the jukebox again? Just if you wanted to like?

I'm not sure what you're talking about, I'm

Those big measures can put paid to that I'm sure

? In the eye of the beholder.

Hehehe, I'm good at being bad!

As shucks. I'd never a thunk it.

I'll have another IPA. What is it you're having yourself?

Of course and I'll have a cider please

Normally I'd say keep the change but I need those coins for the jukebox later

Hehe cheeky, if I stay in this latex much longer you'll be pouring me out of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!!! Has the landlady got changed? Loving the Friday night uniform.

Yep it's a bit sweaty under all this latex though

You can always go mad on the bar and give yourself a good soda shower at the end of the night. What song is it we need to have on the jukebox again? Just if you wanted to like?

I'm not sure what you're talking about, I'm

Those big measures can put paid to that I'm sure

? In the eye of the beholder.

Hehehe, I'm good at being bad!

As shucks. I'd never a thunk it.

I'll have another IPA. What is it you're having yourself?

Of course and I'll have a cider please

Normally I'd say keep the change but I need those coins for the jukebox later

Hehe cheeky, if I stay in this latex much longer you'll be pouring me out of it!

Your wish...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long day and saw my ex so make mine a double JD and diet please love

Of course, pull up a stool and tell me all about it xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow!!! Has the landlady got changed? Loving the Friday night uniform.

Yep it's a bit sweaty under all this latex though

You can always go mad on the bar and give yourself a good soda shower at the end of the night. What song is it we need to have on the jukebox again? Just if you wanted to like?

I'm not sure what you're talking about, I'm

Those big measures can put paid to that I'm sure

? In the eye of the beholder.

Hehehe, I'm good at being bad!

As shucks. I'd never a thunk it.

I'll have another IPA. What is it you're having yourself?

Of course and I'll have a cider please

Normally I'd say keep the change but I need those coins for the jukebox later

Hehe cheeky, if I stay in this latex much longer you'll be pouring me out of it!

Your wish..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime???

Ain't got none sorry

Pffft. What kind of bar are you running here???

Someone has gone to the shop, one minute, I'm run off my feet here!

While they're there, get me some crisps.

I've got crisps here matey

Packet of salt and vinegar please.

Of course, let me nick a crisp though

Bugger off. They're mine

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

100 proof vodka and Coke light please x

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

JD Honey, hunni

Leave the bottle to save you walking back n forth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!!! Has the landlady got changed? Loving the Friday night uniform.

Yep it's a bit sweaty under all this latex though

You can always go mad on the bar and give yourself a good soda shower at the end of the night. What song is it we need to have on the jukebox again? Just if you wanted to like?

I'm not sure what you're talking about, I'm

Those big measures can put paid to that I'm sure

? In the eye of the beholder.

Hehehe, I'm good at being bad!

As shucks. I'd never a thunk it.

I'll have another IPA. What is it you're having yourself?

Of course and I'll have a cider please

Normally I'd say keep the change but I need those coins for the jukebox later

Hehe cheeky, if I stay in this latex much longer you'll be pouring me out of it!

Your wish...

Slip a couple of those ice cubes from your cider down just to cool you off. Pass one here, please, I need cooling down too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime???

Ain't got none sorry

Pffft. What kind of bar are you running here???

Someone has gone to the shop, one minute, I'm run off my feet here!

While they're there, get me some crisps.

I've got crisps here matey

Packet of salt and vinegar please.

Of course, let me nick a crisp though

Bugger off. They're mine

Okay then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"100 proof vodka and Coke light please x"

I'm sorry I haven't got that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JD Honey, hunni

Leave the bottle to save you walking back n forth

Okay then thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime???

Ain't got none sorry

Pffft. What kind of bar are you running here???

Someone has gone to the shop, one minute, I'm run off my feet here!

While they're there, get me some crisps.

I've got crisps here matey

Packet of salt and vinegar please.

Of course, let me nick a crisp though

Bugger off. They're mine

Okay then

Oh go on then. Seeing as it's you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime???

Ain't got none sorry

Pffft. What kind of bar are you running here???

Someone has gone to the shop, one minute, I'm run off my feet here!

While they're there, get me some crisps.

I've got crisps here matey

Packet of salt and vinegar please.

Of course, let me nick a crisp though

Bugger off. They're mine

Okay then

Oh go on then. Seeing as it's you

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tanq 10 and lemonade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime???

Ain't got none sorry

Pffft. What kind of bar are you running here???

Someone has gone to the shop, one minute, I'm run off my feet here!

While they're there, get me some crisps.

I've got crisps here matey

Packet of salt and vinegar please.

Of course, let me nick a crisp though

Bugger off. They're mine

Okay then

Oh go on then. Seeing as it's you

Thank you

Now can I get my lime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tanq 10 and lemonade

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee JD and lemonade for me and whatever you're having!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime???

Ain't got none sorry

Pffft. What kind of bar are you running here???

Someone has gone to the shop, one minute, I'm run off my feet here!

While they're there, get me some crisps.

I've got crisps here matey

Packet of salt and vinegar please.

Of course, let me nick a crisp though

Bugger off. They're mine

Okay then

Oh go on then. Seeing as it's you

Thank you

Now can I get my lime

Yep sure you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime???

Ain't got none sorry

Pffft. What kind of bar are you running here???

Someone has gone to the shop, one minute, I'm run off my feet here!

While they're there, get me some crisps.

I've got crisps here matey

Packet of salt and vinegar please.

Of course, let me nick a crisp though

Bugger off. They're mine

Okay then

Oh go on then. Seeing as it's you

Thank you

Now can I get my lime

Yep sure you can "

Now we're talking. I like this bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wee JD and lemonade for me and whatever you're having!

Why oh course, and thank you

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By *aucycouple85Couple
over a year ago

Coalville

large whiskey and X 2 please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please.

Here you go

Where's my lime???

Ain't got none sorry

Pffft. What kind of bar are you running here???

Someone has gone to the shop, one minute, I'm run off my feet here!

While they're there, get me some crisps.

I've got crisps here matey

Packet of salt and vinegar please.

Of course, let me nick a crisp though

Bugger off. They're mine

Okay then

Oh go on then. Seeing as it's you

Thank you

Now can I get my lime

Yep sure you can

Now we're talking. I like this bar "

Its cool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"large whiskey and X 2 please

Yep of course x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy? "

Your phone number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gin and tonic with a twist of lime, please. Hope you are wearing that luscious new latex while serving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Friday the bar is open, I'm having a few ciders, what's everyone fancy?

Your phone number

Seconded

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