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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "Seen a dude pull a car with his cock. True story.  | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "Do you make good gravy | |||
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"Dons ear defenders to block out the cacophony of laughing women up and down the country..........." See that's what I'm on about defeated before its even got started Hang your head in shame man | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .
Do you make good gravy"I do a mean sunday roast with home made gravy   | |||
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"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out!" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy  | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .
Do you make good gravy
I do a mean sunday roast with home made gravy "Well, that was easy then | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "Aww...bless! | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "You're right, they don't realise, they think it has more power than it actually does! Why do you think there's so many cock pics on show, or that get sent  | |||
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"I really don't subscribe to the notion that women have all the power here - there's just less of them." Precisely, demand out weighs supply considerably. | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "Good job I don't like meat and veg | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .
Good job I don't like meat and veg "Your not fooling anyone sexy with that I'm little miss innocent act  | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .
Good job I don't like meat and veg
Your not fooling anyone sexy with that I'm little miss innocent act "I'm not miss innocent | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .
Seen a dude pull a car with his cock. True story. "Pulling a gagle of women should be do problem then | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .
Good job I don't like meat and veg
Your not fooling anyone sexy with that I'm little miss innocent act
I'm not miss innocent "Oh I know that hence why the act doesn't fool me | |||
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"I really don't subscribe to the notion that women have all the power here - there's just less of them. Precisely, demand out weighs supply considerably. " That's a load of cock and bull if you ask ne | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .
Good job I don't like meat and veg
Your not fooling anyone sexy with that I'm little miss innocent act
I'm not miss innocent
Oh I know that hence why the act doesn't fool me "You know what i think about food it's evil | |||
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"I really don't subscribe to the notion that women have all the power here - there's just less of them. Precisely, demand out weighs supply considerably. That's a load of cock and bull if you ask ne "I wasn't asking you. Just stating a fact | |||
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy "Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x | |||
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"I really don't subscribe to the notion that women have all the power here - there's just less of them. Precisely, demand out weighs supply considerably. That's a load of cock and bull if you ask ne
I wasn't asking you. Just stating a fact "What's facts that then That a useless tradesmen always blames a competitive market place for lack of success. | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .
Good job I don't like meat and veg
Your not fooling anyone sexy with that I'm little miss innocent act
I'm not miss innocent "No, I am | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .
Good job I don't like meat and veg
Your not fooling anyone sexy with that I'm little miss innocent act
I'm not miss innocent
No, I am "Yes you are. I'm little bitch lol | |||
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"I really don't subscribe to the notion that women have all the power here - there's just less of them. Precisely, demand out weighs supply considerably. That's a load of cock and bull if you ask ne
I wasn't asking you. Just stating a fact
What's facts that then
That a useless tradesmen always blames a competitive market place for lack of success."What are you on about? Lack of success 
You're not talking to some newbie fresh on the scene with no meets to his name | |||
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy
Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x"Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it | |||
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy
Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x
Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it "I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there | |||
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy
Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x
Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it
I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there "Stop acting hard done by you love the salt mine | |||
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy
Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x
Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it
I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there
Stop acting hard done by you love the salt mine "You got something in your eye | |||
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"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out!" So what would a lefty like me be (your right) in your eyes | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "I want more than a chipolata and a couple of brussel sprouts. I want a big steak, chips, mushrooms, peas & tomatoes and a knickerbocker Glory please. | |||
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"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out! So what would a lefty like me be (your right) in your eyes "Yes lust for someone I keep locked in the salt mine | |||
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy
Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x
Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it
I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there "Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .
I want more than a chipolata and a couple of brussel sprouts. I want a big steak, chips, mushrooms, peas & tomatoes and a knickerbocker Glory please."Greedy cow, you should be so lucky. Don't set up the post so far out and sometimes you might just get what you want  | |||
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"Dons ear defenders to block out the cacophony of laughing women up and down the country..........." What he said lol | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .
I want more than a chipolata and a couple of brussel sprouts. I want a big steak, chips, mushrooms, peas & tomatoes and a knickerbocker Glory please."never tell a man what you want as the clever ones will make you work your little cotton socks off to get it | |||
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy
Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x
Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it
I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there
Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x"oh bless you me beg your so cute | |||
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy
Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x
Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it
I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there
Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x"I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "Or being in power
Clinton, Major, Prescott, Murdoch | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .
Or being in power
Clinton, Major, Prescott, Murdoch " | |||
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"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out!" So what are the meanings then? | |||
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy
Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x
Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it
I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there
Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x
I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie "Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx | |||
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"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out! So what are the meanings then?" I'd have to kill you if I told you lovely... as I've sworn a vow of secrecy. You either know or you don't... Or you get taught by master sex craftsmen... x | |||
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"Man is nothing but a life support system for a penis "And I'm guessing woman must be the original 3D printer master template reproducer for you men then lol | |||
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"To be honest anyone with an ounce of respect wouldnt let either sex have the power. If some men stopped pampering to the women anc some women stopped making demands it would be more of an even playing field regardless of whether they are majority or minority" | |||
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy
Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x
Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it
I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there
Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x
I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie
Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx"Hay being honest is better than being a timewaster your a intelligent lady highly attractive I doubt your be going with out . No everyone's a swinger on here I know I'm not xxx | |||
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"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it...... "Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here . | |||
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"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......
Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here . "Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina! | |||
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"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......
Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .
Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina! "That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it | |||
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"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......
Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .
Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!
That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon
As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it " pussy this way | |||
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"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it...... "Can you see my warts | |||
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"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......
Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .
Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!
That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon
As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it
pussy this way "My hands this way | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "Depends if it's a chipolata and a couple of petit pois. | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .
Depends if it's a chipolata and a couple of petit pois.
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"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......
Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .
Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!
That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon
As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it
pussy this way
My hands this way "Panties down over your knee for your hand | |||
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"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......
Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .
Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!
That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon
As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it
pussy this way
My hands this way
Panties down over your knee for your hand "You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard | |||
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"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......
Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .
Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!
That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon
As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it
pussy this way
My hands this way
Panties down over your knee for your hand
You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard "I'm very sure you know what i like I'm all sweet and innocent butter wouldn't melt in my mouth | |||
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"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......
Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .
Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!
That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon
As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it
pussy this way
My hands this way
Panties down over your knee for your hand
You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard
I'm very sure you know what i like I'm all sweet and innocent butter wouldn't melt in my mouth "That's it Grabs you pulling you over my knee as the candle melts the wax | |||
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"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......
Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .
Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!
That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon
As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it
pussy this way
My hands this way
Panties down over your knee for your hand
You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard
I'm very sure you know what i like I'm all sweet and innocent butter wouldn't melt in my mouth
That's it
Grabs you pulling you over my knee as the candle melts the wax "Is it a big candle | |||
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"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......
Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .
Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!
That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon
As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it
pussy this way
My hands this way
Panties down over your knee for your hand
You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard
I'm very sure you know what i like I'm all sweet and innocent butter wouldn't melt in my mouth
That's it
Grabs you pulling you over my knee as the candle melts the wax
Is it a big candle "Why have you got a large candle holder | |||
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"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......
Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .
Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!
That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon
As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it
pussy this way
My hands this way
Panties down over your knee for your hand
You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard
I'm very sure you know what i like I'm all sweet and innocent butter wouldn't melt in my mouth
That's it
Grabs you pulling you over my knee as the candle melts the wax
Is it a big candle
Why have you got a large candle holder "Yes I have. If you looked around my place you see i love candles | |||
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"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......
Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .
Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!
That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon
As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it
pussy this way
My hands this way
Panties down over your knee for your hand
You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard
I'm very sure you know what i like I'm all sweet and innocent butter wouldn't melt in my mouth
That's it
Grabs you pulling you over my knee as the candle melts the wax
Is it a big candle
Why have you got a large candle holder
Yes I have. If you looked around my place you see i love candles "That's not all you love | |||
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"Have you noticed how when a woman on fab puts a photo up showing her body "warts 'n all" she is told how brave and inspirational she is. Yet when a man publishes a photo of his saggy wrinkly scrotum and "last turkey in the shop" looking cock he is body shamed into hiding it away again, or told that no-one wants to see it......
Behave Clem everyone knows its double standards but it seems very few have the meat and two veg that's needed to stand up to your average woman on here .
Sorry i forget. All hail the vagina!
That's more like it your going to fit in very well around here with that attitude just don't expect to be getting any of that sweet vagina any time soon
As everyone knows girls love a sweet malleable sycophant onside of the bedroom but prefer a real nasty fucker in it
pussy this way
My hands this way
Panties down over your knee for your hand
You Sure I'm in a very sadistic mood today very sadistic think total teasing bastard
I'm very sure you know what i like I'm all sweet and innocent butter wouldn't melt in my mouth
That's it
Grabs you pulling you over my knee as the candle melts the wax
Is it a big candle
Why have you got a large candle holder
Yes I have. If you looked around my place you see i love candles
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy
Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x
Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it
I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there
Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x
I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie
Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx
Hay being honest is better than being a timewaster your a intelligent lady highly attractive I doubt your be going with out .
No everyone's a swinger on here I know I'm not xxx"I'm very open minded and my curiosity gets me into more trouble than not... Now I know about salt mine Dom/sub dungeon dynamics I won't even engage in the first place!!! lol... I've already swung, so being very discerning on here as I only want very fun interactions, pretty much had my fill on randomness, tho I'm sure some may slip in at some point as that's the nature of life: uncontrollable elements arise at some point or another. | |||
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy
Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x
Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it
I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there
Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x
I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie
Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx
Hay being honest is better than being a timewaster your a intelligent lady highly attractive I doubt your be going with out .
No everyone's a swinger on here I know I'm not xxx
I'm very open minded and my curiosity gets me into more trouble than not... Now I know about salt mine Dom/sub dungeon dynamics I won't even engage in the first place!!! lol...
I've already swung, so being very discerning on here as I only want very fun interactions, pretty much had my fill on randomness, tho I'm sure some may slip in at some point as that's the nature of life: uncontrollable elements arise at some point or another."Your honesty is refreshing and does you great credit . I solute you fair maiden with a bow and wish you very well in all you do | |||
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"Big cocks rule the roost
Unless you post about having one then you get called out for being a cock "The men with the power don't care who calls them out. | |||
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy
Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x
Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it
I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there
Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x
I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie
Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx
Hay being honest is better than being a timewaster your a intelligent lady highly attractive I doubt your be going with out .
No everyone's a swinger on here I know I'm not xxx
I'm very open minded and my curiosity gets me into more trouble than not... Now I know about salt mine Dom/sub dungeon dynamics I won't even engage in the first place!!! lol...
I've already swung, so being very discerning on here as I only want very fun interactions, pretty much had my fill on randomness, tho I'm sure some may slip in at some point as that's the nature of life: uncontrollable elements arise at some point or another.
Your honesty is refreshing and does you great credit .
I solute you fair maiden with a bow and wish you very well in all you do "Well thanks! ... wishing you two lots of sexy hot wax times in your salt mine lol xxx | |||
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"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out!" You have my attention. Please elaborate I'm very intrigued. Actually intrigued enough to type a couple of half decent words in one sentence, very unusual for someone of my caliber. | |||
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"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out! You have my attention. Please elaborate I'm very intrigued. Actually intrigued enough to type a couple of half decent words in one sentence, very unusual for someone of my caliber. " Lol ooh!... why hello handsome!... I feel honoured you've been inspired to formulate sentences x...
As I said to someone earlier on asking the same question, you either know or you don't...or you've been taught by sexual secret societies... lol x | |||
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"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out! You have my attention. Please elaborate I'm very intrigued. Actually intrigued enough to type a couple of half decent words in one sentence, very unusual for someone of my caliber. Lol ooh!... why hello handsome!... I feel honoured you've been inspired to formulate sentences x...
As I said to someone earlier on asking the same question, you either know or you don't...or you've been taught by sexual secret societies... lol x"Well hello there yourself pretty lady
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy
Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x
Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it
I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there
Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x
I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie
Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx
Hay being honest is better than being a timewaster your a intelligent lady highly attractive I doubt your be going with out .
No everyone's a swinger on here I know I'm not xxx
I'm very open minded and my curiosity gets me into more trouble than not... Now I know about salt mine Dom/sub dungeon dynamics I won't even engage in the first place!!! lol...
I've already swung, so being very discerning on here as I only want very fun interactions, pretty much had my fill on randomness, tho I'm sure some may slip in at some point as that's the nature of life: uncontrollable elements arise at some point or another.
Your honesty is refreshing and does you great credit .
I solute you fair maiden with a bow and wish you very well in all you do
Well thanks! ... wishing you two lots of sexy hot wax times in your salt mine lol xxx"thank you beautiful xxx | |||
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy
Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x
Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it
I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there
Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x
I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie
Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx
Hay being honest is better than being a timewaster your a intelligent lady highly attractive I doubt your be going with out .
No everyone's a swinger on here I know I'm not xxx
I'm very open minded and my curiosity gets me into more trouble than not... Now I know about salt mine Dom/sub dungeon dynamics I won't even engage in the first place!!! lol...
I've already swung, so being very discerning on here as I only want very fun interactions, pretty much had my fill on randomness, tho I'm sure some may slip in at some point as that's the nature of life: uncontrollable elements arise at some point or another.
Your honesty is refreshing and does you great credit .
I solute you fair maiden with a bow and wish you very well in all you do
Well thanks! ... wishing you two lots of sexy hot wax times in your salt mine lol xxx
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" You have a filthy mind missy off to the salt mines with you with out any meat two veg Yorkshire pudding roast potato's or any of my home made gravy
Awwwww!, really?!!... can't you at the very least punish me after I've eaten your gravy, yorkshires, meat and two veg??? ... lol x
Nope when I say off to the salt mines with you I mean it no buts about it
I'm still down the salt mines. He left me down there
Oh I'll have hot very well preserved company, that changes everything!!... Do you like women and shall I smuggle in my strap on?? lol... We could have soo much fun he'll be begging us to let him join in too lol x
I not into women. I well never make my top beg for me he never beg anyway sweetie
Well you guys I'm disappointed you both killed the fantasy off so early on in what appeared to be a potential fucktasie... I see I'd probably have to beat you both with my dildo to escape as I doubt I'll have any fun with either if you's!!!... Apart from on fab threads obviously lol xx
Hay being honest is better than being a timewaster your a intelligent lady highly attractive I doubt your be going with out .
No everyone's a swinger on here I know I'm not xxx
I'm very open minded and my curiosity gets me into more trouble than not... Now I know about salt mine Dom/sub dungeon dynamics I won't even engage in the first place!!! lol...
I've already swung, so being very discerning on here as I only want very fun interactions, pretty much had my fill on randomness, tho I'm sure some may slip in at some point as that's the nature of life: uncontrollable elements arise at some point or another.
Your honesty is refreshing and does you great credit .
I solute you fair maiden with a bow and wish you very well in all you do
Well thanks! ... wishing you two lots of sexy hot wax times in your salt mine lol xxx
thank you beautiful xxx
That's thank you from me too. I will if he let's me out "Awww!! ... Well proper lovely seeing your replies today!! XX
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"That's the first thing I notice in every man I'm sexually attracted to... Their cock and balls= yum!... The next thing I notice is if it hangs to the right or the left... Both sides have huge meanings... and if it's in the middle you have to really watch out! Quickly dropped jeans and has a look... what does it mean.... Google searching for answers. "This is exactly what every curious man should do imo, preferably there'll be a few of you to "access "... I'll be in the middle of you all, you will all drop your jeans and I will individually let you know what your particular cock direction means!... You can all thank me later!, in the mean time please form an orderly queue... xxxx lol | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "I only like veg so . No meat for me op. | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg . "A beautifully cooked roast with proper roast crispy tatties and homemade gravy! I'll be like putty. I'm a major foodie so could be impressed | |||
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"I just think my fellow men don't realise the pulling power of a bit of meat and two veg .
A beautifully cooked roast with proper roast crispy tatties and homemade gravy! I'll be like putty. I'm a major foodie so could be impressed "I am pretty fussy about what veg I have with it | |||
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