FabSwingers.com forum: Something easy that you can't do

By *ikeC81 OP Man
over a year ago

harrow

Yesterday in mail I admitted to someone I can't ride a bike, or swim

Now to most people would be omg that's so easy how come - long story but I mentally can't get brain, body and balance working all at same time

Anyway point of thread is that is there anything that you fellow forumites can't do that other people would find really easy

I suppose it's a coming out thread for easy stuff that you can't do!!!!

I may explain why later on why I can't do these things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang roller blinds properly, there's is always one drill hole that doesn't go right

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Yesterday in mail I admitted to someone I can't ride a bike, or swim

Now to most people would be omg that's so easy how come - long story but I mentally can't get brain, body and balance working all at same time

Anyway point of thread is that is there anything that you fellow forumites can't do that other people would find really easy

I suppose it's a coming out thread for easy stuff that you can't do!!!!

I may explain why later on why I can't do these things. "

Funny you should say that - I *can* swim, and, in theory, ride a bike, but I don't like doing so because for some reason if another cyclist or pedestrian comes within 6 foot of me I instantly lose my balance as soon as I see them in my field of vision and literally fall off. Every time. I wouldn't dare go on a road.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I can't skate or drive an automatic car. I do drive though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't go shopping without a list because I forget everything that I need. Not even walking passed the items triggers my memory.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can't roller skate

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I can not swim.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I cannot make scones.

I've been trying since I was a child but no.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I cant make pastry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't roller/ice skate.

I'm also shite at blending in the edges when painting walls.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I can't say rrrrrrr. I can do gggrrrrrr, but not rrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk in heels... I just cannot do it ????-the wife.

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Can't dance.. No rhythm at all, can't sing, can't play a musical instrument.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do ironing.

Every other household job I can do, I just can't iron & it really irritates me.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Like football.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I can not swim. "

Does that give you a sinking feeling

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Walk in heels... I just cannot do it ????-the wife. "

Can you lie down in them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant stand heights,even up a step ladder i get nervous.And wish.i could go in a lift,i would rather walk up ten flights of stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get meets on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk in heels... I just cannot do it ????-the wife.

Can you lie down in them ?

That I can do! ??

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Click my fingers. I just can't make my fingers make the noise...

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss a woman, who says that was nice

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

I can't brick lay, but good at all the other trades.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Blow a bubble with bubblegum

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"I can not swim.

Does that give you a sinking feeling "

Yep! I know how a brick feels

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

I can't get under 2.30 around Silverstone on my bike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blow a bubble with bubblegum "

Nor me.

Or whistle using my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore people's bullshit

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I tried to ski once as everyone else made it look so easy and I so wanted to be good at it. I'd never had so many bruises on my backside,clearly needed more time to master the basics!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I can't ride a bike.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

And I can't do burpees!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't ride a bike."

It's easy it's like having sex

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By *ishandwantCouple
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Give a shit at work anymore.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Juggle

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Make small-talk.

I sometimes feel like I'm the only person without the script.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant do maths - even simple percentages

I can't care about bollocky reality TV or social media.

I can't blend in with everyone else

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I can't wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant make pastry

Me either, hands too hot. My grandma used to make the best pastry but it's one skill she never managed to pass to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant make pastry

Me either, hands too hot. My grandma used to make the best pastry but it's one skill she never managed to pass to me

Pastry I can do but I can't make a Swiss roll without cracking the sponge.

How do you make a Swiss roll?

Push him down a hill

Boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be pain free even for one day.

Notice lot of what others say can't do, could actually do with practise or being shown exactly how to by someone who knows and taught.

Guess some of the phobias could even be overcome with enough help and slowly planning an overcome plan, start small an build on it.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I can't do those really loud whistles with your fingers in your mouth no matter how hard I try!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday in mail I admitted to someone I can't ride a bike, or swim

Now to most people would be omg that's so easy how come - long story but I mentally can't get brain, body and balance working all at same time

Anyway point of thread is that is there anything that you fellow forumites can't do that other people would find really easy

I suppose it's a coming out thread for easy stuff that you can't do!!!!

I may explain why later on why I can't do these things. "

Bud. I had balance problems many years ago, due to other body issues. I had to stop riding my bike, simply because was crashing into stuff or falling off.

The consultant told me to get stabiliser's for my rear wheel and keep cycling or use a sit down bike with two wheels at rear for support.

I got stabilisers and was able to cycle, but all guys normally went out with, told me to get to fuck, they not going out with me with stabilisers on. I look stupid.

Fuck em I just went out on my own. Fare enough off road was no longer possible, but least was out on a bike even if was weird looking an adult with stabilisers

I'd say go for it op. Get some and a decent bike or get a sit down bike as you may find that easier. Hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Concentrate on work when a tad horny.

Hence I'm browsing this and other threads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday in mail I admitted to someone I can't ride a bike, or swim

Now to most people would be omg that's so easy how come - long story but I mentally can't get brain, body and balance working all at same time

Anyway point of thread is that is there anything that you fellow forumites can't do that other people would find really easy

I suppose it's a coming out thread for easy stuff that you can't do!!!!

I may explain why later on why I can't do these things. "

And you can swim. Just you won't learn is the answer. Ok perhaps not swim at first but you can easily float for some time and get used to moving in water. Wear a buoyancy aid bud in the pool. Start by just floating around on regular basis...work on treading water, you can just float anyway, but if you tread water, will build up your confidence and also allow you to rise up and down and let's you understand how swimming or buoyancy works with your body. After this a few visits will become more confident. Keep the buoyancy aid on all the time, start laying on your back, kick your legs if can and drawn your arms out and in, you won't sink and a well fitting buoyancy aid, your head and upper chest will always be out water when upright, but even if lay on back or front, its quite hard to get your head under water.

I'm talking here from experience, I taught an adult mate to swim. It tool ages but he swims regularly now and loves it. Hope my thoughts help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climb, I just can't.

Falling (abseiling) and using a rope to avoid hitting the ground is fine but persuade my legs to take me away from the ground. Not a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't :

Swim

Ride a bike

Change a plug

Hang a picture

Be high up without wanting to jump

Buy anything from Greggs without saying 'and a sausage roll please'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a period

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get under 2.30 around Silverstone on my bike!"

You should leave earlier then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant touch my toes or sit cross legged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive a car

Whistle with my fingers

Sing and dance

Be eternally optimistic

Fuzz

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I can't ride a bike.

It's easy it's like having sex"

Nonsense! I excel at sex! Still can't go a bike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll/fold my tongue

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Screw the lids back on jars. It takes me ages to get it right.

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I can't make porridge it the last time i tried it exploded in the microwave or touch my nose with my tongue but the rest of my family can so I'm the freak that cant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Type without looking at the keyboard. I've been doing it for years and still cock up frequently.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Loose weight

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Tell my left from my right.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I can't make porridge it the last time i tried it exploded in the microwave or touch my nose with my tongue but the rest of my family can so I'm the freak that cant lol"

Make it in a saucepan on the hob. Microwaved porridge is the work of the very devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk sports..

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I can't sing, doesn't stop me, but I definitely can't sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write with my right hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't look over the railings in the marina, I get terrible vertigo and end up falling on my arse,I'm still trying to walk mumbles pier to....I've been trying for yrs....maybe now it's one again I will try it again but I get jelly legs and they just won't move!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't look over the railings in the marina, I get terrible vertigo and end up falling on my arse,I'm still trying to walk mumbles pier to....I've been trying for yrs....maybe now it's one again I will try it again but I get jelly legs and they just won't move!!!!"

I jump off cliffs into water upto like 90ft. I've always been a climber and have been on routes in Canada and states that well...if fell given used to solo mostly (its the thrill seeker in me) would have fell 1000's of feet on most routes.

My advise to you would be start small and build up. Spend time with things like standing on a park bench and looking down at ground... go to swimming baths and stand on edge looking down at water. With help from a friend. Go to swimming baths and start jumping off side of pool into the water. Once master that confidently, ask for a starters block and start jumping off that into water, then build on moving on to the lowest diving board. Look up all the time and jump into water, do this lots as will build your confidence. Then start bringing eye level down. Don't look down right away at water. Work on this. With right support you could work up the heights on boards and in turn work on being able to look down. With regards to your pier...moving on..start spending time just on its edge or stay in middle, spend time in middle only never going near the edge to look down. Look out on horizon a lot though as will adapt your sensory awareness of being at a different height...what you should do is write yourself a plan and stick to it and work with it slowly...you could use walls in parks after park bench. Like start sitting on a small waist height wall and look down and build up wall height and standing and sitting comfortably... thus body becomes more accepting of looking at the ground from height. Everyone is different and these things take time to overcome, but anything is possible if you learn to overcome your phobias slowly. Hope some of that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant do that whistle with your finger and thumb together in your mouth thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you,.....great advice to....xxxx will keep this in mind .xxx

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I can't whistle.

I can only wink with my right eye.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Write with my right hand

Me either.

I cant do much with my right hand at all.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Read a map.

Know shit like...travel east...West facing garden...

huh?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistle or click my fingers!!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Keep a boyfriend...im too spicy for 'em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant juggle with 3 balls !

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

I can ride a bike but getting a ride on fab is getting ridiculously hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't whistle, i have no idea why.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I never learned to ride a bike.

I can't swim under the water. My boobs are too big and I just float up to the surface

I can't bake bread, something in my skin kills the yeast. My whole family has the same problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't ride a bike either xxx

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

I can make a Belgian waffle...but have never made a Frenchman talk bollocks.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I can make a Belgian waffle...but have never made a Frenchman talk bollocks.

There really should be a slight snigger emoji!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I can't kneel.... Fat legs and a knackered knee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook omelettes

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Cook omelettes"

Me and my mum invented the scromlette

Starts out as an omelette, ends up as scrambled eggs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't swim and I can ride a bike BUT I can't turn back on myself - or as I said to my mates - I can't u turn . They found this hysterical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say "Clitheroe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say, when the red red Robin goes bob bob bobbing along without sounding like Jonathan ross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't swim, ride a bike or whistle. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend my pinky without bending the finger next to it.

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By *oiretblancCouple
over a year ago

London

I cannot make my partner gush!!!

What makes it so bad is that many guys we have met at clubs and at private 4 somes have hit the right spot with their fingers and tongue as if by magic while I look on...but not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't send attachments with emails. Been shown loads of tines and i still fuck it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't drive. Terrifies me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't whistle, make pastry or rollerskate (even though I can ice skate)

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Make proper gravy.

Jayne can do it in the blink of an eye, but me... not a chance, fail every time.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I can't do a loud whistle without putting my fingers in my mouth. I can do the usual one to whistle a tune, but not the loud one.

Bloody hell, now you've got me trying to do an owl hoot too. Thanks for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skateboard

But I've got this far in my life not being able to, think I can cope with the rest of what I have not mastering it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My math is pretty shocking. I see numbers and my brain just panics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember words to songs, I just make them up

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I can't wheelie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't remember words to songs, I just make them up

What are your best made up lyrics?

A mate of mine was in the car one day singing along to The Police with his lyrics:

Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley I feel Sue Lawley.

Cracked me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a doughnut without licking my lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cook omelettes

Me and my mum invented the scromlette

Starts out as an omelette, ends up as scrambled eggs lol "

Cheat with an omelette.

Once its in the pan. Cool away on a very low heat for a little while, as this is heating. Stick the grill on.

Then stick the frying pan (metal handle is best, or keep handle away fr heat). Cook the top of the omelette. If its a cheese one your doing, grate cheese onto top, then stick back under grill till melted, remove it and fold over one half using a flat spatula.. grill for about a minute then back on hob for minute on low heat.

Slide out off onto a plate.

Is how they do it in restaurants

And how I've always made an omelette with success. Hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't remember words to songs, I just make them up

What are your best made up lyrics?

A mate of mine was in the car one day singing along to The Police with his lyrics:

Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley I feel Sue Lawley.

Cracked me up. "

I dunno really, my mates think it's hilarious but it used to drive the ex wife nuts, she can listen to a song once and know it word for word. I know one line to a million songs, the rest is just made up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't whistle, make pastry or rollerskate (even though I can ice skate)

Roller skate as in four wheels?

Sounds like you would be able to blade with ease if can ice skate.. yet roller skating is four wheels each foot. I'm sure you be better suited to a single blade of wheels like your ice skates

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"I never learned to ride a bike.

I can't swim under the water. My boobs are too big and I just float up to the surface

I can't bake bread, something in my skin kills the yeast. My whole family has the same problem."

That family thing about bread is really interesting. I don't think I'm half bad at cooking and baking, but every time I've attempted bread it's turned out crap. And when my daughter tried to make bread rolls they turned out like mini cannon balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never learned to ride a bike.

I can't swim under the water. My boobs are too big and I just float up to the surface

I can't bake bread, something in my skin kills the yeast. My whole family has the same problem.

Buy a bread maker. About £45 in lidl when they have one..is about the best one..other than that its the £95 Panasonic is the best.

They do it all for you, saves long time of learning.

I used to be crap at bread. Part of the battle is right yeast.

Try fresh yeast over dried.

You can get fresh yeast mostly for free at tescos if you ask at bakery, but any bread makers will sell you like 1oz for about 20p keep in fridge.

I could give you very easy instructions that would work, even with this so called yeast family problem.

The other yeast that's fail proof mostly is doves farm yeast. Stay away from alisons or any of these cheap brands as the yeast is poor quality and that be your problem

Hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My math is pretty shocking. I see numbers and my brain just panics."

Same here! When I was 12 I had a panic attack in a maths test and 4 years later when I was 19 it happened again

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By *rp861Man
over a year ago

Notts

I cant behave appropriately!

Anyone struggling with pastries or doughs dm me. I can help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cook omelettes"

See post above for omelette instructions

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I am intelligent and numerate enough but I cannot add up time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember why I've just walked into a room for something lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am intelligent and numerate enough but I cannot add up time

Have you seen the Dave Allen sketch about teaching kids time and hiw ludicrous it is? Classic!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"I never learned to ride a bike.

I can't swim under the water. My boobs are too big and I just float up to the surface

I can't bake bread, something in my skin kills the yeast. My whole family has the same problem.

Buy a bread maker. About £45 in lidl when they have one..is about the best one..other than that its the £95 Panasonic is the best.

They do it all for you, saves long time of learning.

I used to be crap at bread. Part of the battle is right yeast.

Try fresh yeast over dried.

You can get fresh yeast mostly for free at tescos if you ask at bakery, but any bread makers will sell you like 1oz for about 20p keep in fridge.

I could give you very easy instructions that would work, even with this so called yeast family problem.

The other yeast that's fail proof mostly is doves farm yeast. Stay away from alisons or any of these cheap brands as the yeast is poor quality and that be your problem

Hope that helps"

Thanks - I think a bread maker is probably *the* answer

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I am intelligent and numerate enough but I cannot add up time

Have you seen the Dave Allen sketch about teaching kids time and hiw ludicrous it is? Classic!"

No but I'll look it up

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I am intelligent and numerate enough but I cannot add up time

Have you seen the Dave Allen sketch about teaching kids time and hiw ludicrous it is? Classic!

No but I'll look it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QVPUIRGthI

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By *adrMan
over a year ago

Near Bedford

"I can't ride a bike.

It's easy it's like having sex"

Only if you're cycling over cobblestones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still can't drive. I'm 46 ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am intelligent and numerate enough but I cannot add up time

Have you seen the Dave Allen sketch about teaching kids time and hiw ludicrous it is? Classic!

No but I'll look it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QVPUIRGthI"

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Can't adult sometimes

Whistle with my fingers

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Play golf ...... thankfully

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I never learned to ride a bike.

I can't swim under the water. My boobs are too big and I just float up to the surface

I can't bake bread, something in my skin kills the yeast. My whole family has the same problem.

Buy a bread maker. About £45 in lidl when they have one..is about the best one..other than that its the £95 Panasonic is the best.

They do it all for you, saves long time of learning.

I used to be crap at bread. Part of the battle is right yeast.

Try fresh yeast over dried.

You can get fresh yeast mostly for free at tescos if you ask at bakery, but any bread makers will sell you like 1oz for about 20p keep in fridge.

I could give you very easy instructions that would work, even with this so called yeast family problem.

The other yeast that's fail proof mostly is doves farm yeast. Stay away from alisons or any of these cheap brands as the yeast is poor quality and that be your problem

Hope that helps

Thanks - I think a bread maker is probably *the* answer

"
Or get the other half to make it

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I never learned to ride a bike.

I can't swim under the water. My boobs are too big and I just float up to the surface

I can't bake bread, something in my skin kills the yeast. My whole family has the same problem.

Buy a bread maker. About £45 in lidl when they have one..is about the best one..other than that its the £95 Panasonic is the best.

They do it all for you, saves long time of learning.

I used to be crap at bread. Part of the battle is right yeast.

Try fresh yeast over dried.

You can get fresh yeast mostly for free at tescos if you ask at bakery, but any bread makers will sell you like 1oz for about 20p keep in fridge.

I could give you very easy instructions that would work, even with this so called yeast family problem.

The other yeast that's fail proof mostly is doves farm yeast. Stay away from alisons or any of these cheap brands as the yeast is poor quality and that be your problem

Hope that helps"

The problem isn't the yeast its us lol.

We have an enzyme in our skin that kills the yeast.

Me, my 2 sisters, mum, grandma, great grandmother, niece and nephew who is a highly respected chef. It makes no difference what kind of yeast we use the results are always the same.

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By *0shades 2000Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Get a meet off here hahahaha

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Not be an emotional retard when I'm due on. Jeeez I can be a nob

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

I've never been able to click my fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistle or dpbthat rolling thing with my tongue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't roller skate

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same here! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit an ’easy fit’ screen protector guaranteed no bubbles

I now have a phone that looks like its coated in bubblewrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't ever remember jokes. I start telling them and forget the punch line

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Tell the truth. Honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't eat a kit Kat or Jaffa cake normally! Have to bite all the choc off around the edges first....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say no to JD and .

I tried, honest I did.

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By *0shades 2000Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"I can't eat a kit Kat or Jaffa cake normally! Have to bite all the choc off around the edges first...."

Jaffa cakes mmmm I bite round the sides nibble all the chocolate off eat the orange bit then the cake.... I can't stop myself

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I cannot roll my rrrrrr's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrange a threesome on here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't click my fingers on my left hand, right hand yes left hand no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only have 1 drink

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I can't make a decent cup of tea anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistle with my fingers in my mouth....the shame I endured during puberty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say those three words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say those three words.

Fuck me, Estella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't drink alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant click my fingers.

A drummer that cant click his fingers! Oh the shame

Wolf

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

For certain applications in Computers, I just freeze, then panic.

I've lost jobs at pre-interview, even at an interview when faced with a last minute presentation, because I couldn't work out what to do.

On a Basic learning computer skills course this year, I just scraped through the first week, but had to resit it 6 times!

Excel was the next mandatory section. I lasted three hours before I was removed after getting so worked up & in a severe panic! I could not complete the course!

A trainer suggested I have Computer Dyslexia, but he said he had never seen anyone with such hatred of PC's.

Yet, emails aren't a problem or posting via my phone.

And don't suggest the "Dummies" series of help books; they're a nightmare!

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By *iSubSlutWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

I can't remember names, or spot people I know in a group.... I have some kind of face blindless..... its really awkward sometimes....

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

I cant whistle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk in heels... I just cannot do it ????-the wife. "

Same. But I can get them over a man's shoulders.

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By *shbishWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke

I can't purrr like a pussy cat, but I love the sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I can't differentiate between left and right. I have to think for a bit.

I am shit at directions because of it. Slightly embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I can't differentiate between left and right. I have to think for a bit.

I am shit at directions because of it. Slightly embarrassing

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I can't differentiate between left and right. I have to think for a bit.

I am shit at directions because of it. Slightly embarrassing

Lol"

Bugger off

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Sometimes I can't differentiate between left and right. I have to think for a bit.

I am shit at directions because of it. Slightly embarrassing

Which chap going to be brave enough to post the sexist joke here.

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't go shopping without a list because I forget everything that I need. Not even walking passed the items triggers my memory."

Me too.. I'm scatterbrained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistle with my fingers in my mouth....the shame I endured during puberty...."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind games.

I just think people are like me and act normally without sly ways.

I just don't see things coming and when I do I think what?

I just gave no perception for tricks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes I can't differentiate between left and right. I have to think for a bit.

I am shit at directions because of it. Slightly embarrassing

Which chap going to be brave enough to post the sexist joke here.

Not me

Hahahaha piss off

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Sometimes I can't differentiate between left and right. I have to think for a bit.

I am shit at directions because of it. Slightly embarrassing

Which chap going to be brave enough to post the sexist joke here.

Not me

Hahahaha piss off

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Whistle with my fingers in my mouth....the shame I endured during puberty....

Me too

Same here... or make a screech with two blades of grass between both thumbs

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

Can't ride a bike, swim or tie shoelaces the usual way. Can't sing or understand what music is about at all x just don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking to someone physically stunning.

Not sure if it's easy but everyone else seems to manage ok.

I self implode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. Hang wallpaper! There must be some sort of wizardry to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't watch/listen to argumentative shows like Jezza Kyle or Jeremy Vine. I just want to punch the "journalist",

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do that bird sound where you clasp your hands together and blow between your thumbs. My other half does it just to make me jealous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't pat my head and rub my stomach

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

I can't resist a pair of sexy legs lol.

Also can't resist woman who says she wants to sit on my face lol.

Being serious I cannot iron. I have tried and tried to learn but I just cannot do it.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Say those three words.

Fuck me, Estella?

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive missed the bleeding obvious here - and that's sleep - can i sleep a decent amout - can i eck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also can't do a handstand . Have really weak wrists . Even as as a child when I was the smallest in my class I couldn't hold my own weight up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't keep my big mouth shut.

I beat myself up over it. Not literally but I give myself serious talkings-to. Commenting on the Internet is like spitting into the ocean and hoping to turn the tide. There are better things to do with my time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyspraxia is a pain. Literally.

I can't tell my left from my right which leads to trouble with directions, I can't do any sports and I can't get through a day without hurting myself in some way due to shit spatial awareness, and I struggle to pronounce certain letters and sounds... I couldn't pronounce specifically until last year for example.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and I can't ride a bike but I did finally learn to swim when I was 14.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beat my nephew at Super Mario Kart

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By *arahandmatCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Apparently, walk down the stairs whilst carrying something. Thankfully the solid floor and wall broke my fall

Sarah

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Just realising, that I really can't paint the nails on my right had with my left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make gorgeous fresh bread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't blow my nose properly. My niece and nephew find this entirely hilarious.

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

"And I can't do burpees!"

Ditto!!

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over a year ago

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

Oh and I can't sing in tune ! I really envy people who can.

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