FabSwingers.com forum: JOKINGLY INSULT

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the person below u!- hi speed game please lol-no cheats

The person below me:-

got up this morning with skid marks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i sure did :P

The person below me :-

turns there sock inside out to get another days use outta them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

person below me, has a DIRTY ARSE

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

the person below me needs their mouth washed out with soapy water

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

i want to know how the person below me can be sl ugly with only one head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person below me knits kettle holders out of pubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good guess!

the person below me smokes rolly's on the bog wearing last seasons west ham socks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the person below me really cant acknowledge the fact that none of us care about u...ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know.... but I have big tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops and the person below me is never going to get to suck them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops and the person below me is never going to get to suck them..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the person below me is likely to queef

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i dunno what queef is lol...accepting it tho!

person below me, practices fanny licking on fleshlites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dunno what queef is lol...accepting it tho!

person below me, practices fanny licking on fleshlites"

shit, must remember to switch my webcam off when i do that!

the person below me buys all there underwear slightly soiled off ebay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

£2.00 a pair mmmmmm

person below me, colonic irrigation cos they fulla shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no defence to the above revelation and accept it with due aplomb

However, the person below reminds me of my great auntie Gerty who smelt of warm stale wee and chain smoked woodbines which she got in payment from guys down the docks for services rendered…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you. The person below me listens to Jimmy Osmond LP's on their windy up gramophone wearing rhinestone catsuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you. The person below me listens to Jimmy Osmond LP's on their windy up gramophone wearing rhinestone catsuits."

Its true

The person below me aslo does it too

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

"Thank you. The person below me listens to Jimmy Osmond LP's on their windy up gramophone wearing rhinestone catsuits.

Its true

The person below me aslo does it too"

But am proud about that.

The person below mecoughed on the back of their hand and slurpped the greeny back and swallowed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no different from welks really.

person below me thinks that posting about the person below them is gonna make themn feel better about themselves...but we all know its not gonna work u useless fud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all true,,,and it's a habit I've tried hard to break

But its nowhere near as obscene as the person below me who was once caught licking a life sized picture of John McCirick the horse racing pundit, right bang smack in the area of his groin …….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you. The person below me listens to Jimmy Osmond LP's on their windy up gramophone wearing rhinestone catsuits.

Its true

The person below me aslo does it too

But am proud about that.

The person below mecoughed on the back of their hand and slurpped the greeny back and swallowed

ok that did it for me bleurghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Thank you. The person below me listens to Jimmy Osmond LP's on their windy up gramophone wearing rhinestone catsuits.

Its true

The person below me aslo does it too

But am proud about that.

The person below mecoughed on the back of their hand and slurpped the greeny back and swallowed

ok that did it for me bleurghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Insult? that's a compliment, Ta

The person below me spends too much time on here, far too much

ps if it's Peti, i hope the Lambrinin was to your taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person below me spends too much time on here, far too much

ps if it's Peti, i hope the Lambrinin was to your taste

I can't argue with that.... but its my time so raspppppp too you!!!

Anyway,,,,The person below was recently stopped in the street and informed by a stranger they were unwittingly wearing some dribbled food on their chin…..

So unfazed the person below duly used their shirt cuff attempting to wipe away the offending dribble…..

Having made this attempt the person below asked the stranger …. Has it gone? The stranger replied ,,,, no not that chin!!!! the other one !!!!….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

not my fault bin raiding for food is such a messy lifestyle choice!

person below me, sucks vommit icepoles.....sickO

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

"not my fault bin raiding for food is such a messy lifestyle choice!

person below me, sucks vommit icepoles.....sickO"

especially the ones with crunchy carrot bits in

the person below loves t and brogues

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

spelling police AND fashion police...fuck orf lol

person below me wanks at jeremy kyle when he gets angry

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

"spelling police AND fashion police...fuck orf lol

person below me wanks at jeremy kyle when he gets angry"

But he makes me so horny

Person below only shags the over 80's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thats just ageist!

person below me has friends in their head...aye fuckin headlice!!!

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

"thats just ageist!

person below me has friends in their head...aye fuckin headlice!!!"

Well they are nice to me and I do share them with unsuspecting others

Person below is now infested with me pals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"thats just ageist!

person below me has friends in their head...aye fuckin headlice!!!

Well they are nice to me and I do share them with unsuspecting others

Person below is now infested with me pals

and i thot that was u caressing my head as i licked u out!(itchy now lol)

person below me, can be found often can only get a bj/clit suck by capturing leeches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a fair cop!!!

The person below temporarily lost all sphincter elasticity due to an unfortunate incident involving the person above me and a rather large carrot which they both then went on to eat without washing it or peeling it ……howZ about that!!

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

"Its a fair cop!!!

and it really hurts and I have run out of loo roll mid flow

The person below insistes on licking clean the bottom of wheelie bins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well its great for the best pizza toppings!

the person below me,

is a marriedcheatingscumbagswingingabusivedetrimenttoswinging there i said it...hope ur proud of ursel...its the ones like u that ruin it for us all!!!!!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

yeah and iam only pretending to be female... !! but hey the bjs are worth it..

the person below me is a slack arsed,sheep shagger, the only time your cock gets washed is when the sheep licks the cheese of it....

( omg its so hard to write insults...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks a lot xx

The person below me farts a lot!!!

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yes I do.

The person below wears Tenaladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weak pelvic floor muscles

person below me stinks of urine and really should brush their teeth once in a while

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"weak pelvic floor muscles

person below me stinks of urine and really should brush their teeth once in a while "

Bitch!!!

The person below looks like a caremalised female Dale Winton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"weak pelvic floor muscles

person below me stinks of urine and really should brush their teeth once in a while

Bitch!!!

The person below looks like a caremalised female Dale Winton."

the person below me

sticks bananas up ones bottom

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Bitch!!!

The person below me is special and has changed many lives for the better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person below me fancies Nora Batty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The person below me fancies Nora Batty

I likes nora

person below me blows bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who is bubble ??

And below me is a green skined fish who sucks for a living ?

( how poor is that )

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"who is bubble ??

And below me is a green skined fish who sucks for a living ?

( how poor is that )

needs must so the green skinned fish job is only temporary

The person below me needs to stop begging me for filthy sex with her twin sister

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"who is bubble ??

And below me is a green skined fish who sucks for a living ?

( how poor is that )

needs must so the green skinned fish job is only temporary

The person below me needs to stop begging me for filthy sex with her twin sister

geee ok... sorry...

the person below me likes to steal dirty used underwear from the floor of sex clubs and stuff them in their mouths.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person below scratches their itchy bum then has a sneaky sniff of the offending finger.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sniff, Sniff... oh heck.

The person below me cannot speak for sucking ma balls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have been watching me again ? so who has the bigger problem ?

The person below me , like to lick a ladies front bottom ! while i sniff their arss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do lol the person below me wipes his spunky cock on his curtains.

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

No, on your.

The person below, takes it in every hole and says thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally I have my mouthful person below eats their bogies nom nom nom

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"No, on your.

The person below, takes it in every hole and says thanks.

* breathless* thanks......

the person below me, picks there nose and wipes the bogies on the seat..

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

No worries.

The person below gives diddirides for spunked facial.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cos ive a great juicy pair!

person below me wanks at bigbrother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cos ive a great juicy pair!

person below me wanks at bigbrother."

Titwanks. The person below me is gasping for breath..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cos ive a great juicy pair!

person below me wanks at bigbrother.

Titwanks. The person below me is gasping for breath..

Can think of worse ways to go.

The person below me leaves clubs looking like a plasterer's radio...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Person below me, last time i saw a mouth like that it had a Hook in it!

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Person below me spends most night molesting kittens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing wrong with small tight pussies...

the person below has asked to lick my bottom!! And I've said yes!!

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