FabSwingers.com forum: bored....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stuck in a hotel and bored beyond belief.

Anyone got any decent jokes?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princesses are never jokes

. But I would advise getting d*unk and enjoy the fab forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me

Don't make me saddle up the white charger...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Princesses are never jokes

. But I would advise getting d*unk and enjoy the fab forums

beer o'clock? good call

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By *iscreetmrnickMan
over a year ago

windsor

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It went down a lane and turned into a field!...

Ill get me coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Princesses are never jokes

. But I would advise getting d*unk and enjoy the fab forums

beer o'clock? good call

Haha and surely you can get some porn up on the tv

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It went down a lane and turned into a field!...

Ill get me coat."

boom-boom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Princesses are never jokes

. But I would advise getting d*unk and enjoy the fab forums

beer o'clock? good call

Haha and surely you can get some porn up on the tv

I'll check...

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

Badum tish....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Halloumi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Princesses are never jokes

. But I would advise getting d*unk and enjoy the fab forums

beer o'clock? good call

Haha and surely you can get some porn up on the tv

I'll check...

nope, just babestation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Princesses are never jokes

. But I would advise getting d*unk and enjoy the fab forums

beer o'clock? good call

Haha and surely you can get some porn up on the tv

I'll check...

nope, just babestation

Does dani amour still work on it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Princesses are never jokes

. But I would advise getting d*unk and enjoy the fab forums

beer o'clock? good call

Haha and surely you can get some porn up on the tv

I'll check...

nope, just babestation

Does dani amour still work on it?"

no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Princesses are never jokes

. But I would advise getting d*unk and enjoy the fab forums

beer o'clock? good call

Haha and surely you can get some porn up on the tv

I'll check...

nope, just babestation

Does dani amour still work on it?

no idea

Dam she is one of my faves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

Badum tish....

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By *iscreetmrnickMan
over a year ago

windsor

"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Halloumi"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Halloumi"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I have had some lovely messages to cheer me up!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You can come pluck my eyebrows for me if you want. They grow any more I'll look like Dennis Healy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can come pluck my eyebrows for me if you want. They grow any more I'll look like Dennis Healy "

As long as your foof doesn't look like Brian Blessed, you're on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shower Selfies taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can come pluck my eyebrows for me if you want. They grow any more I'll look like Dennis Healy

As long as your foof doesn't look like Brian Blessed, you're on!"

I'm being very naive but what's a foof lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can come pluck my eyebrows for me if you want. They grow any more I'll look like Dennis Healy

As long as your foof doesn't look like Brian Blessed, you're on!

I'm being very naive but what's a foof lol"

A foo-foo

Lady garden

Minge

Clunge

Vadge

Undercarriage

Otters Pocket

Bearded Clam

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