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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds

A: I've kissed a 5ft shark on the lips

B: I've fucked a pair of twins in a threesome

C: I've saved a kid from drowning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A: I've kissed a 5ft shark on the lips

B: I've fucked a pair of twins in a threesome

C: I've saved a kid from drowning

"

a is the lie

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"A: I've kissed a 5ft shark on the lips

B: I've fucked a pair of twins in a threesome

C: I've saved a kid from drowning

a is the lie

"

Nup.

You're turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B is a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A, I was formally arrested for a murder I didn't commit

B, one of my best friends is a Hollywood actor, who has been in films with Michael cane, sylvester stallone and ewan Mcgreggor

C, I was in a short whirlwind relationship with Amy Winehouse

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"A, I was formally arrested for a murder I didn't commit

B, one of my best friends is a Hollywood actor, who has been in films with Michael cane, sylvester stallone and ewan Mcgreggor

C, I was in a short whirlwind relationship with Amy Winehouse "

A is the lie. You definitely committed that murder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A, I was formally arrested for a murder I didn't commit

B, one of my best friends is a Hollywood actor, who has been in films with Michael cane, sylvester stallone and ewan Mcgreggor

C, I was in a short whirlwind relationship with Amy Winehouse "

C IS THE LIE

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"B is a lie "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A, I was formally arrested for a murder I didn't commit

B, one of my best friends is a Hollywood actor, who has been in films with Michael cane, sylvester stallone and ewan Mcgreggor

C, I was in a short whirlwind relationship with Amy Winehouse

A is the lie. You definitely committed that murder! "

No, but by the time they had finished questioning me after being held for 26 hours, I was beginning to wonder if I had done it, but they caught the guy trying to get rod of the gun

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"B is a lie "

Your turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A. I had dinner with the king of hussein and his grandfather. Many years ago.

B. I've been in a gangbang with 6 black guys

C. I spent £500 on a dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A, I was formally arrested for a murder I didn't commit

B, one of my best friends is a Hollywood actor, who has been in films with Michael cane, sylvester stallone and ewan Mcgreggor

C, I was in a short whirlwind relationship with Amy Winehouse

C IS THE LIE "

Correct, I met her a couple of times, and she was a total sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A. I had dinner with the king of hussein and his grandfather. Many years ago.

B. I've been in a gangbang with 6 black guys

C. I spent £500 on a dress "

B is the lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A, I was formally arrested for a murder I didn't commit

B, one of my best friends is a Hollywood actor, who has been in films with Michael cane, sylvester stallone and ewan Mcgreggor

C, I was in a short whirlwind relationship with Amy Winehouse

C IS THE LIE

Correct, I met her a couple of times, and she was a total sweetheart "

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A. I had dinner with the king of hussein and his grandfather. Many years ago.

B. I've been in a gangbang with 6 black guys

C. I spent £500 on a dress

B is the lie"

Hahaha yes. Damn

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"A. I had dinner with the king of hussein and his grandfather. Many years ago.

B. I've been in a gangbang with 6 black guys

C. I spent £500 on a dress "

B must be the lie. Bet it's a fantasy though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got lost in the lanes 5 miles from my house and phoned my dad up in tears to come and help me.

I could of competed in gymnastics for team GB

My middle name I gwen x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got lost in the lanes 5 miles from my house and phoned my dad up in tears to come and help me.

I could of competed in gymnastics for team GB

My middle name I gwen x "

gwent is a lie I think

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I once got lost in the lanes 5 miles from my house and phoned my dad up in tears to come and help me.

I could of competed in gymnastics for team GB

My middle name I gwen x "

Last one is a lie. Gwen is your first name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got lost in the lanes 5 miles from my house and phoned my dad up in tears to come and help me.

I could of competed in gymnastics for team GB

My middle name I gwen x "

My names Jeff! I mean Gwen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got lost in the lanes 5 miles from my house and phoned my dad up in tears to come and help me.

I could of competed in gymnastics for team GB

My middle name I gwen x gwent is a lie I think"

Correct lol

I'm crap at this game lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my virginity to our female French teacher

I scored a goal at Old Trafford infront of over 75k people

I won over 1/2 a million pounds on the lottery in 2015

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm vegetarian

I have a heart defect

I hate swimming in the sea after I resurfaced and someone was puking on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last ones a lie, you're not a Gwen, not even in the middle! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got lost in the lanes 5 miles from my house and phoned my dad up in tears to come and help me.

I could of competed in gymnastics for team GB

My middle name I gwen x

Last one is a lie. Gwen is your first name! "

Hahahahaha no it's not my first name it's the old lady's name next door lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A - I got thrown out of a Las Vegas casino while dressed as a gorilla

B - I once had a threesome with a woman and my friends girlfriend while he was passed out d*unk.

C - I've been naked sky diving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A. I had dinner with the king of hussein and his grandfather. Many years ago.

B. I've been in a gangbang with 6 black guys

C. I spent £500 on a dress

B must be the lie. Bet it's a fantasy though! "

Yes my biggest fantasy lol

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

A : had sex with mother and daughter

B: had sex with wife's friend on her wedding night

C : won the lottery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last ones a lie, you're not a Gwen, not even in the middle! Haha"

Correct x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The swimming one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got lost in the lanes 5 miles from my house and phoned my dad up in tears to come and help me.

I could of competed in gymnastics for team GB

My middle name I gwen x gwent is a lie I think gwent haha

Correct lol

I'm crap at this game lol x "

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I lost my virginity to our female French teacher

I scored a goal at Old Trafford infront of over 75k people

I won over 1/2 a million pounds on the lottery in 2015"

A is the lie. Teachers are far too professional. Bet you thought about it though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost my virginity to our female French teacher

I scored a goal at Old Trafford infront of over 75k people

I won over 1/2 a million pounds on the lottery in 2015"

C IS a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A : had sex with mother and daughter

B: had sex with wife's friend on her wedding night

C : won the lottery "

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost my virginity to our female French teacher

I scored a goal at Old Trafford infront of over 75k people

I won over 1/2 a million pounds on the lottery in 2015"

B, and I don't know why I think that, anyone can score at old tragic these days

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm vegetarian

I have a heart defect

I hate swimming in the sea after I resurfaced and someone was puking on me"

A must be true because it's law that vegetarians always tell people.

Id guess the swimming one is a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A) ive been to every country in europe

B) on holiday i double teamed a girl in the sea

C)ive slept with a celebrity from channel 4

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"A - I got thrown out of a Las Vegas casino while dressed as a gorilla

B - I once had a threesome with a woman and my friends girlfriend while he was passed out d*unk.

C - I've been naked sky diving. "

C. Nobody want to see your balls flapping about in the breeze! Imagine if they guy caught on something jumping out!

Also you are a bad bad friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm vegetarian

I have a heart defect

I hate swimming in the sea after I resurfaced and someone was puking on me

A must be true because it's law that vegetarians always tell people. Nope .I love meat

Id guess the swimming one is a lie"

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

1 I have worked as a bouncer

2 I have worked as an A&E nurse

3 I have worked offshore

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"1 I have worked as a bouncer

2 I have worked as an A&E nurse

3 I have worked offshore

"

Must be working offshore is the lie.

A+E and bouncing must be quite similar on a Saturday night shift!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 I have worked as a bouncer

2 I have worked as an A&E nurse

3 I have worked offshore

"

Being Scottish I'd say all 3 are lies

Jokes!!!!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"A) ive been to every country in europe

B) on holiday i double teamed a girl in the sea

C)ive slept with a celebrity from channel 4"

B!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Correct.

And he knows all about it. We were d*unk and I felt so guilty and told him the next day.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"1 I have worked as a bouncer

2 I have worked as an A&E nurse

3 I have worked offshore

Must be working offshore is the lie.

A+E and bouncing must be quite similar on a Saturday night shift! "

lol..Yep true, and yes you are correct!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"1 I have worked as a bouncer

2 I have worked as an A&E nurse

3 I have worked offshore

Being Scottish I'd say all 3 are lies

Jokes!!!!"

Alas I am English! We do get to stay up here, if we behave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 I have worked as a bouncer

2 I have worked as an A&E nurse

3 I have worked offshore

Being Scottish I'd say all 3 are lies

Jokes!!!!

Alas I am English! We do get to stay up here, if we behave! "

I'd guess B then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A. Ive worked in Venezuela

B. I swam a mile when i was 6 years old

C. Ive watched Harry Potter over 30 times

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"A. Ive worked in Venezuela

B. I swam a mile when i was 6 years old

C. Ive watched Harry Potter over 30 times "

Gonna say A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A. Ive worked in Venezuela

B. I swam a mile when i was 6 years old

C. Ive watched Harry Potter over 30 times "

B - thats an easy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A. Ive worked in Venezuela

B. I swam a mile when i was 6 years old

C. Ive watched Harry Potter over 30 times

Gonna say A "

Wrong

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

A. I've received "cease and desist" letters from 3 major companies, including Comedy Central

B. I've been hit by 3 busses, 2 cars and 1 bike

C. I've slept on benches in 3 major cities around the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A. Ive worked in Venezuela

B. I swam a mile when i was 6 years old

C. Ive watched Harry Potter over 30 times

B - thats an easy one "

Wrong

And that one has just given it away

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"A. Ive worked in Venezuela

B. I swam a mile when i was 6 years old

C. Ive watched Harry Potter over 30 times "

C. You read the books but you've never watched the movie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A. Ive worked in Venezuela

B. I swam a mile when i was 6 years old

C. Ive watched Harry Potter over 30 times

C. You read the books but you've never watched the movie! "

Never read the books or watched the films - Just never appealed to me

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"A. I've received "cease and desist" letters from 3 major companies, including Comedy Central

B. I've been hit by 3 busses, 2 cars and 1 bike

C. I've slept on benches in 3 major cities around the world."

I don't know what a cease and desist letter is?

Probably B as you would have learned after being hit by the first bus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A) ive been to every country in europe

B) on holiday i double teamed a girl in the sea

C)ive slept with a celebrity from channel 4

B!"

Wrong

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"A. I've received "cease and desist" letters from 3 major companies, including Comedy Central

B. I've been hit by 3 busses, 2 cars and 1 bike

C. I've slept on benches in 3 major cities around the world.

I don't know what a cease and desist letter is?

Probably B as you would have learned after being hit by the first bus! "

Good guess that man although not for the right reasons. I've never been hit by a bike!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds

A: I've a serious yoga pant fetish.

B: I like hairy fannys

C: I like spanking

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