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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well it's worth a shot isn't it?

I've got cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like cake

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I have peanuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like cake "

Cake is not a euphemism woman, behave yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have peanuts "

Peanut butter cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messaged you before, you didn't reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messaged you before, you didn't reply "

My mind can't work this out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messaged you before, you didn't reply

My mind can't work this out ?"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Messaged you before, you didn't reply "

I got back to you... but you'd made other plans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have beer and a few packets of Monster Munch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only have beer and a few packets of Monster Munch "

Cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messaged you before, you didn't reply

I got back to you... but you'd made other plans "

Yeah I know

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I must be psychic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only have beer and a few packets of Monster Munch "

Ooo I like those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only have beer and a few packets of Monster Munch

Cake? "

No cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messaged you before, you didn't reply

My mind can't work this out ?

Why? "

As in, why would he not reply ( supposed to be a compliment to you but lost in my translation. Apologies )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only have beer and a few packets of Monster Munch

Ooo I like those "

What, the beer or monster munch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messaged you before, you didn't reply

My mind can't work this out ?

Why?

As in, why would he not reply ( supposed to be a compliment to you but lost in my translation. Apologies ) "

Hehe thanks I'm just kidding though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have puppies.

Puppies beat cake hands down, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only have beer and a few packets of Monster Munch

Ooo I like those

What, the beer or monster munch? "

Both, I need alcohol, I ate a pack of monster munch earlier

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Cake, peanuts, beer and monster munch we just getting things together for a party.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Messaged you before, you didn't reply

My mind can't work this out ?

Why?

As in, why would he not reply ( supposed to be a compliment to you but lost in my translation. Apologies )

Hehe thanks I'm just kidding though "

Wind up merchant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cake, peanuts, beer and monster munch we just getting things together for a party."

New plan

Party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messaged you before, you didn't reply

My mind can't work this out ?

Why?

As in, why would he not reply ( supposed to be a compliment to you but lost in my translation. Apologies )

Hehe thanks I'm just kidding though

Wind up merchant "

So punish me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have puppies.

Puppies beat cake hands down, apparently."

Just don't take them out in a beaten up van and tell that to children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only have beer and a few packets of Monster Munch

Ooo I like those

What, the beer or monster munch?

Both, I need alcohol, I ate a pack of monster munch earlier "

Feel free to come to mine for a beer or 5, Careful though as i can get a bit frisky when tipsy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Messaged you before, you didn't reply

My mind can't work this out ?

Why?

As in, why would he not reply ( supposed to be a compliment to you but lost in my translation. Apologies )

Hehe thanks I'm just kidding though

Wind up merchant

So punish me "

*Undoes belt*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have puppies.

Puppies beat cake hands down, apparently."

Puppies always beat cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only have beer and a few packets of Monster Munch

Ooo I like those

What, the beer or monster munch?

Both, I need alcohol, I ate a pack of monster munch earlier

Feel free to come to mine for a beer or 5, Careful though as i can get a bit frisky when tipsy "

Haha but you can't accommodate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have puppies.

Puppies beat cake hands down, apparently.

Puppies always beat cake "

What about a puppy cake?... too far?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messaged you before, you didn't reply

My mind can't work this out ?

Why?

As in, why would he not reply ( supposed to be a compliment to you but lost in my translation. Apologies )

Hehe thanks I'm just kidding though

Wind up merchant

So punish me

*Undoes belt* "

Perfect, I love the anticipation of watching a guy undo his belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have puppies.

Puppies beat cake hands down, apparently.

Puppies always beat cake "

I don't like eating puppies. They don't taste great unless you drown them in hoi sin sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a beer and a packet of crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only have beer and a few packets of Monster Munch

Ooo I like those

What, the beer or monster munch?

Both, I need alcohol, I ate a pack of monster munch earlier

Feel free to come to mine for a beer or 5, Careful though as i can get a bit frisky when tipsy

Haha but you can't accommodate "

Shit,forgot about that small detail.

Hotel???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Messaged you before, you didn't reply

My mind can't work this out ?

Why?

As in, why would he not reply ( supposed to be a compliment to you but lost in my translation. Apologies )

Hehe thanks I'm just kidding though

Wind up merchant

So punish me

*Undoes belt*

Perfect, I love the anticipation of watching a guy undo his belt "

And the snap of the leather?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messaged you before, you didn't reply

My mind can't work this out ?

Why?

As in, why would he not reply ( supposed to be a compliment to you but lost in my translation. Apologies )

Hehe thanks I'm just kidding though

Wind up merchant

So punish me

*Undoes belt*

Perfect, I love the anticipation of watching a guy undo his belt

And the snap of the leather?"

Yep and the smell of the leather, oh my

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

To be frank I only have beer and pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lad has cake , dive on him !!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"To be frank I only have beer and pizza "

Its cool Frank...everyone is welcome, I think!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The lad has cake , dive on him !! "

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Messaged you before, you didn't reply

My mind can't work this out ?

Why?

As in, why would he not reply ( supposed to be a compliment to you but lost in my translation. Apologies )

Hehe thanks I'm just kidding though

Wind up merchant

So punish me

*Undoes belt*

Perfect, I love the anticipation of watching a guy undo his belt

And the snap of the leather?

Yep and the smell of the leather, oh my "

What a good girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be frank I only have beer and pizza

Its cool Frank...everyone is welcome, I think! "

Especially if they have pizza!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messaged you before, you didn't reply

My mind can't work this out ?

Why?

As in, why would he not reply ( supposed to be a compliment to you but lost in my translation. Apologies )

Hehe thanks I'm just kidding though

Wind up merchant

So punish me

*Undoes belt*

Perfect, I love the anticipation of watching a guy undo his belt

And the snap of the leather?

Yep and the smell of the leather, oh my

What a good girl"

Oh yes I am indeed

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By *ermaeMan
over a year ago

co down

I'm going out to buy a big cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arent we all lol x

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By *ermaeMan
over a year ago

co down


"I'm shy "

Don't be it's chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shy

Don't be it's chocolate cake "

With ice Cream I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going out to buy a big cake "

Another cake !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i can bake one with chocolate and cream..

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By *ermaeMan
over a year ago

co down


"I'm shy

Don't be it's chocolate cake

With ice Cream I hope "

Absolutely has to be ice cream with chocolate fudge cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shy

Don't be it's chocolate cake

With ice Cream I hope

Absolutely has to be ice cream with chocolate fudge cake "

Warm chocolate fudge cake

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By *ermaeMan
over a year ago

co down


"I'm going out to buy a big cake

Another cake ! "

Now that o know the power of cake I'll always have one to hand lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going out to buy a big cake

Another cake !

Now that o know the power of cake I'll always have one to hand lol "

Oh they all love cake here

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By *ermaeMan
over a year ago

co down


"I'm shy

Don't be it's chocolate cake

With ice Cream I hope

Absolutely has to be ice cream with chocolate fudge cake

Warm chocolate fudge cake "

Absolutely if only I'd known lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going out to buy a big cake

Another cake !

Now that o know the power of cake I'll always have one to hand lol

Oh they all love cake here "

Are we talking about cake or cake though?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

What sort of cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going out to buy a big cake

Another cake !

Now that o know the power of cake I'll always have one to hand lol

Oh they all love cake here

Are we talking about cake or cake though? "

Cake, obviously

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

Apparently, some type of cake would be in order, good tip , cheers

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By *ermaeMan
over a year ago

co down

From now on it's whatever cake required, what's your favourite? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going out to buy a big cake

Another cake !

Now that o know the power of cake I'll always have one to hand lol

Oh they all love cake here

Are we talking about cake or cake though?

Cake, obviously "

Oh right, I thought we were talking about that other cake, you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going out to buy a big cake

Another cake !

Now that o know the power of cake I'll always have one to hand lol

Oh they all love cake here

Are we talking about cake or cake though?

Cake, obviously

Oh right, I thought we were talking about that other cake, you know "

Can't have people getting confused about what sort of cake they're getting now can we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going out to buy a big cake

Another cake !

Now that o know the power of cake I'll always have one to hand lol

Oh they all love cake here

Are we talking about cake or cake though?

Cake, obviously

Oh right, I thought we were talking about that other cake, you know

Can't have people getting confused about what sort of cake they're getting now can we? "

So cake it is..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going out to buy a big cake

Another cake !

Now that o know the power of cake I'll always have one to hand lol

Oh they all love cake here

Are we talking about cake or cake though?

Cake, obviously

Oh right, I thought we were talking about that other cake, you know

Can't have people getting confused about what sort of cake they're getting now can we? "

That cake is a little boring though, can I opt for the other cake OP?

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By *olliPineCouple
over a year ago

swingers clubs

It's really important to know what kind of cake lol salivating here even though I font eat it.

Oh wait puppies.

Pizza...

Oh no so confused

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

On a diet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going out to buy a big cake

Another cake !

Now that o know the power of cake I'll always have one to hand lol

Oh they all love cake here

Are we talking about cake or cake though?

Cake, obviously

Oh right, I thought we were talking about that other cake, you know

Can't have people getting confused about what sort of cake they're getting now can we?

That cake is a little boring though, can I opt for the other cake OP? "

You can have whichever cake you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a diet. "

How about some Cake Lite(tm)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going out to buy a big cake

Another cake !

Now that o know the power of cake I'll always have one to hand lol

Oh they all love cake here

Are we talking about cake or cake though?

Cake, obviously

Oh right, I thought we were talking about that other cake, you know

Can't have people getting confused about what sort of cake they're getting now can we?

That cake is a little boring though, can I opt for the other cake OP?

You can have whichever cake you want "

Oh really?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"On a diet.

How about some Cake Lite(tm)?"

I'll have a banana please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going out to buy a big cake

Another cake !

Now that o know the power of cake I'll always have one to hand lol

Oh they all love cake here

Are we talking about cake or cake though?

Cake, obviously

Oh right, I thought we were talking about that other cake, you know

Can't have people getting confused about what sort of cake they're getting now can we?

That cake is a little boring though, can I opt for the other cake OP?

You can have whichever cake you want

Oh really? "

Seems only polite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a diet.

How about some Cake Lite(tm)?

I'll have a banana please"

One banana, coming up. Would you like a puppy too? Apparently someone brought puppies.

And apparently this has turned in to a cafe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it's worth a shot isn't it?

I've got cake "

You won't fool me, I've played Portal, it worked once, not twice !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well it's worth a shot isn't it?

I've got cake

You won't fool me, I've played Portal, it worked once, not twice !!!"

Shhh... they don't know yet

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"On a diet.

How about some Cake Lite(tm)?

I'll have a banana please

One banana, coming up. Would you like a puppy too? Apparently someone brought puppies.

And apparently this has turned in to a cafe "

A whole litter of puppies please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a diet.

How about some Cake Lite(tm)?

I'll have a banana please

One banana, coming up. Would you like a puppy too? Apparently someone brought puppies.

And apparently this has turned in to a cafe

A whole litter of puppies please"

Would madame like them free roaming on her table or in a box to takeaway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you'd have said steak I'd be filling your box.... but cake I can pass on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it's worth a shot isn't it?

I've got cake

You won't fool me, I've played Portal, it worked once, not twice !!!

Shhh... they don't know yet "

A cake and my mouth will be shut

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

I need my puppies! They come in handy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well it's worth a shot isn't it?

I've got cake

You won't fool me, I've played Portal, it worked once, not twice !!!

Shhh... they don't know yet

A cake and my mouth will be shut "

But you know why I can't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need my puppies! They come in handy! "

Free drinks for all those with 'puppies'

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Right been down the shops

1 got vodka

2 got biscuits

3 most important got cake

4 got beer

5 got condoms

6 got live

7 got a party

8 who's game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it's worth a shot isn't it?

I've got cake

You won't fool me, I've played Portal, it worked once, not twice !!!

Shhh... they don't know yet

A cake and my mouth will be shut

But you know why I can't "

Fuck mme i forgot this detail D:

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"On a diet.

How about some Cake Lite(tm)?

I'll have a banana please

One banana, coming up. Would you like a puppy too? Apparently someone brought puppies.

And apparently this has turned in to a cafe

A whole litter of puppies please

Would madame like them free roaming on her table or in a box to takeaway?"

One in each bra cup, one under each arm and one on a lead please

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"Right been down the shops

1 got vodka

2 got biscuits

3 most important got cake

4 got beer

5 got condoms

6 got live

7 got a party

8 who's game "

Lube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have puppies.

Puppies beat cake hands down, apparently."

i prefer puppies to cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a diet.

How about some Cake Lite(tm)?

I'll have a banana please

One banana, coming up. Would you like a puppy too? Apparently someone brought puppies.

And apparently this has turned in to a cafe

A whole litter of puppies please

Would madame like them free roaming on her table or in a box to takeaway?

One in each bra cup, one under each arm and one on a lead please "

Any particular breed or just whatever comes to hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have puppies.

Puppies beat cake hands down, apparently.

i prefer puppies to cake "

Eating puppies ?! Jesus christ :0 !

I would rather eat a cake than puppies, y'all are savage !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right been down the shops

1 got vodka

2 got biscuits

3 most important got cake

4 got beer

5 got condoms

6 got live

7 got a party

8 who's game

Lube? "

She's got a point...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like cake

Cake is not a euphemism woman, behave yourself "

Watch her, she's trouble.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I have gin. Just gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like cake

Cake is not a euphemism woman, behave yourself

Watch her, she's trouble."

You know it's bad when MM says you're trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have gin. Just gin "

Welcome friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like cake

Cake is not a euphemism woman, behave yourself

Watch her, she's trouble.

You know it's bad when MM says you're trouble "

He hasn't said I'm trouble though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have puppies.

Puppies beat cake hands down, apparently.

i prefer puppies to cake

Eating puppies ?! Jesus christ :0 !

I would rather eat a cake than puppies, y'all are savage ! "

nooooo not eating puppies just i dont eat cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have gin. Just gin "

I like gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like cake

Cake is not a euphemism woman, behave yourself

Watch her, she's trouble.

You know it's bad when MM says you're trouble

He hasn't said I'm trouble though "

That's because everyone already knows that you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have gin. Just gin

I like gin "

I'll fetch the tonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like cake

Cake is not a euphemism woman, behave yourself

Watch her, she's trouble.

You know it's bad when MM says you're trouble

He hasn't said I'm trouble though

That's because everyone already knows that you are"

But I'm not really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like cake

Cake is not a euphemism woman, behave yourself

Watch her, she's trouble.

You know it's bad when MM says you're trouble

He hasn't said I'm trouble though "

Goes without saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like cake

Cake is not a euphemism woman, behave yourself

Watch her, she's trouble.

You know it's bad when MM says you're trouble

He hasn't said I'm trouble though

Goes without saying"

What that I'm not trouble, I'm

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"On a diet.

How about some Cake Lite(tm)?

I'll have a banana please

One banana, coming up. Would you like a puppy too? Apparently someone brought puppies.

And apparently this has turned in to a cafe

A whole litter of puppies please

Would madame like them free roaming on her table or in a box to takeaway?

One in each bra cup, one under each arm and one on a lead please

Any particular breed or just whatever comes to hand? "

Pitbulls please

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"On a diet.

How about some Cake Lite(tm)?

I'll have a banana please

One banana, coming up. Would you like a puppy too? Apparently someone brought puppies.

And apparently this has turned in to a cafe

A whole litter of puppies please

Would madame like them free roaming on her table or in a box to takeaway?

One in each bra cup, one under each arm and one on a lead please

Any particular breed or just whatever comes to hand?

Pitbulls please "

Coming right up.

Aww... I was going to send a picture and everything, but filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Offers of puppies, cake, alcohol Removed by poster at 10/08/17 18:33:24]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Offers of puppies, cake, alcohol Removed by poster at 10/08/17 18:33:24] "

I would never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like cake "

Hi there

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Pfft!

Cake is common round these forums.

Everywhere you go, your knee deep in it.

Takes more than that to sway me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pfft!

Cake is common round these forums.

Everywhere you go, your knee deep in it.

Takes more than that to sway me. "

We have puppies too though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pfft!

Cake is common round these forums.

Everywhere you go, your knee deep in it.

Takes more than that to sway me.

We have puppies too though"

You eat puppies with your cake...

That's just sick man

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I have gin. Just gin

I like gin

I'll fetch the tonic "

I'll be there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have gin. Just gin

I like gin

I'll fetch the tonic

I'll be there "

Excellent. Cake, gin, and puppies. What could go wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a diet.

How about some Cake Lite(tm)?

I'll have a banana please

One banana, coming up. Would you like a puppy too? Apparently someone brought puppies.

And apparently this has turned in to a cafe

A whole litter of puppies please

Would madame like them free roaming on her table or in a box to takeaway?

One in each bra cup, one under each arm and one on a lead please "

Is that puppies or men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going out to buy a big cake

Another cake !

Now that o know the power of cake I'll always have one to hand lol

Oh they all love cake here

Are we talking about cake or cake though? "

Creampie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have gin. Just gin

I like gin

I'll fetch the tonic

I'll be there

Excellent. Cake, gin, and puppies. What could go wrong? "

Oh a whole load of things!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I have gin. Just gin

I like gin

I'll fetch the tonic

I'll be there

Excellent. Cake, gin, and puppies. What could go wrong?

Oh a whole load of things! "

Wrong but in an oh so right way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have gin. Just gin

I like gin

I'll fetch the tonic

I'll be there

Excellent. Cake, gin, and puppies. What could go wrong?

Oh a whole load of things!

Wrong but in an oh so right way "

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have gin. Just gin

I like gin

I'll fetch the tonic

I'll be there

Excellent. Cake, gin, and puppies. What could go wrong?

Oh a whole load of things!

Wrong but in an oh so right way

Definitely "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have gin. Just gin

I like gin

I'll fetch the tonic

I'll be there

Excellent. Cake, gin, and puppies. What could go wrong?

Oh a whole load of things!

Wrong but in an oh so right way "

Can anything really go wrong when puppies are involved?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have gin. Just gin

I like gin

I'll fetch the tonic

I'll be there

Excellent. Cake, gin, and puppies. What could go wrong?

Oh a whole load of things!

Wrong but in an oh so right way

Can anything really go wrong when puppies are involved? "

You never watched 101 Dalmatians did you?...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I have gin. Just gin

I like gin

I'll fetch the tonic

I'll be there

Excellent. Cake, gin, and puppies. What could go wrong?

Oh a whole load of things!

Wrong but in an oh so right way

Can anything really go wrong when puppies are involved? "

Many a time I've gone to see some puppies when I've been invited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have gin. Just gin

I like gin

I'll fetch the tonic

I'll be there

Excellent. Cake, gin, and puppies. What could go wrong?

Oh a whole load of things!

Wrong but in an oh so right way

Can anything really go wrong when puppies are involved?

Many a time I've gone to see some puppies when I've been invited "

I've got some puppies, wanna come see them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer kittens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer kittens"

I'm a big fan of them too

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I have gin. Just gin

I like gin

I'll fetch the tonic

I'll be there

Excellent. Cake, gin, and puppies. What could go wrong?

Oh a whole load of things!

Wrong but in an oh so right way

Can anything really go wrong when puppies are involved?

Many a time I've gone to see some puppies when I've been invited

I've got some puppies, wanna come see them? "

Yes see that was easy

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I prefer kittens"

But kittens become cats the devils own!

(Please don't hate me, we all have preferences remember)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer kittens

But kittens become cats the devils own!

(Please don't hate me, we all have preferences remember) "

I don't hate you... you're just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have gin. Just gin

I like gin

I'll fetch the tonic

I'll be there

Excellent. Cake, gin, and puppies. What could go wrong?

Oh a whole load of things!

Wrong but in an oh so right way

Can anything really go wrong when puppies are involved?

Many a time I've gone to see some puppies when I've been invited

I've got some puppies, wanna come see them?

Yes see that was easy "

Not even in a van or anything, just my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer kittens

But kittens become cats the devils own!

(Please don't hate me, we all have preferences remember)

I don't hate you... you're just wrong "

Lies. Cats are evil.

Apart from Garfield.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message me I'm Irish and very bored

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I prefer kittens

But kittens become cats the devils own!

(Please don't hate me, we all have preferences remember)

I don't hate you... you're just wrong "

Er .... I don't think I do wrong well maybe, but not about cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer kittens

But kittens become cats the devils own!

(Please don't hate me, we all have preferences remember)

I don't hate you... you're just wrong

Er .... I don't think I do wrong well maybe, but not about cats "

I don't like cats either

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I prefer kittens

But kittens become cats the devils own!

(Please don't hate me, we all have preferences remember)

I don't hate you... you're just wrong

Er .... I don't think I do wrong well maybe, but not about cats

I don't like cats either "

See

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer kittens

But kittens become cats the devils own!

(Please don't hate me, we all have preferences remember)

I don't hate you... you're just wrong

Er .... I don't think I do wrong well maybe, but not about cats

I don't like cats either

See "

I see you're both wrong More gin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer kittens

But kittens become cats the devils own!

(Please don't hate me, we all have preferences remember)

I don't hate you... you're just wrong

Er .... I don't think I do wrong well maybe, but not about cats

I don't like cats either

See "

I was right to offer puppies then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer kittens

But kittens become cats the devils own!

(Please don't hate me, we all have preferences remember)

I don't hate you... you're just wrong

Er .... I don't think I do wrong well maybe, but not about cats

I don't like cats either

See

I see you're both wrong More gin! "

Gin won't fix this, it'll just make me squiffy! But it won't change my mind about cats

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I prefer kittens

But kittens become cats the devils own!

(Please don't hate me, we all have preferences remember)

I don't hate you... you're just wrong

Er .... I don't think I do wrong well maybe, but not about cats

I don't like cats either

See

I see you're both wrong More gin! "

Gin, puppies, cake .. all my favourite things

and Jelly Babies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer kittens

But kittens become cats the devils own!

(Please don't hate me, we all have preferences remember)

I don't hate you... you're just wrong

Er .... I don't think I do wrong well maybe, but not about cats

I don't like cats either

See

I see you're both wrong More gin!

Gin won't fix this, it'll just make me squiffy! But it won't change my mind about cats "

Squiffy sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer kittens

But kittens become cats the devils own!

(Please don't hate me, we all have preferences remember)

I don't hate you... you're just wrong

Er .... I don't think I do wrong well maybe, but not about cats

I don't like cats either

See

I see you're both wrong More gin!

Gin won't fix this, it'll just make me squiffy! But it won't change my mind about cats

Squiffy sounds fun "

A squiffy me is fun, you've seen squiffy me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer kittens

But kittens become cats the devils own!

(Please don't hate me, we all have preferences remember)

I don't hate you... you're just wrong

Er .... I don't think I do wrong well maybe, but not about cats

I don't like cats either

See

I see you're both wrong More gin!

Gin won't fix this, it'll just make me squiffy! But it won't change my mind about cats

Squiffy sounds fun

A squiffy me is fun, you've seen squiffy me! "

Watching you navigate the stairs, I think you were a little over squiffy at one point

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I prefer kittens

But kittens become cats the devils own!

(Please don't hate me, we all have preferences remember)

I don't hate you... you're just wrong

Er .... I don't think I do wrong well maybe, but not about cats

I don't like cats either

See

I was right to offer puppies then "

Totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer kittens

But kittens become cats the devils own!

(Please don't hate me, we all have preferences remember)

I don't hate you... you're just wrong

Er .... I don't think I do wrong well maybe, but not about cats

I don't like cats either

See

I see you're both wrong More gin!

Gin won't fix this, it'll just make me squiffy! But it won't change my mind about cats

Squiffy sounds fun

A squiffy me is fun, you've seen squiffy me!

Watching you navigate the stairs, I think you were a little over squiffy at one point "

Hahaha yep

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I prefer kittens

I'm a big fan of them too "

Cute kittens anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroke a puppy and it probably dribbles on you, stroke a kitten and it purrs. I prefer kittens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stroke a puppy and it probably dribbles on you, stroke a kitten and it purrs. I prefer kittens."

Or it gets its claws out and claws at you. Besidea there's nothing wrong with a bit of dribble sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stroke a puppy and it probably dribbles on you, stroke a kitten and it purrs. I prefer kittens.

Or it gets its claws out and claws at you. Besidea there's nothing wrong with a bit of dribble sometimes "

Not if you know how to stroke it

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Stroke a puppy and it probably dribbles on you, stroke a kitten and it purrs. I prefer kittens."

Puppies have those eyes that just make your heart melt though.

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