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Nursery rhymes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Schools are having to change the words ya know...

noddy cant sleep with bigears anymore. its bah bah multicoloured sheep...

and dick robin shot the sparrow with his aroow with the rubber tips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

arrow

before said nitpickers jump in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and I bet they've stopped Miss Muffett sitting on that Tuffett an' all

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By *randmrssmithMan
over a year ago

london

Baa baa black sheep f--- the pc brigade...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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And as for wee willie winkie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And as for wee willie winkie?"

thats now

"veticallychallengedpeniseyeproblem"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hickory dickory cock, a mouse has bit me cock

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so I blocked the fucker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

That little Jack Horner was a dirty bastard by all accounts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its baa baa black sheep

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Its baa baa black sheep

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bestiality as well? told ya he was a dirty fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its baa baa black sheep

bestiality as well? told ya he was a dirty fucker "

that georgie porgie still kisses the girls and makes them cry

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Its baa baa black sheep

bestiality as well? told ya he was a dirty fucker

that georgie porgie still kisses the girls and makes them cry "
he just needed a good seeing to

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By *randmrssmithMan
over a year ago

london

Three blind friggin mice see how they ran across the road and got crushed by a lorry....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey diddle diddle

only ever rhymes with fiddle

and mother hubbard

will always be bare.

Jack can be nimble

and also be quick

and rhymes very nicely with dick (or prick).

We still go gathering nuts in May

and rolling with Mary in harvesting hay

But Humpty Dumpty is not rude at all

Unless all the kings men humped him against the wall....

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

peter, peter pumpkin eater

had a wife, loved to beat her

slapped her twice around the head

fucked her ass and went to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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that georgie porgie still kisses the girls and makes them cry "

"... When the boys came out to play.... He kissed them too, coz hes funny that way..;-)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they're going to have to change the words to the Jeely Piece song aswell, not many 20 storey flats left in glasgow, they seem to be all getting torn down.

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