FabSwingers.com forum: The lounge / concise version

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With a very expensive and complicated algorithm - I've fed the lounge topics into a massive computer and it's boiled the posts down into the following categories - and provided feedback.

The please can someone help me posts: just Google it. It will be quicker - honestly.

The please rate my profile posts: your profile is awful, mate. You're wearing Next boxers and it's taken in the box room at your mums.

The kiss, fuck tousle the hair or whatever with the person above post. AKA - we all apparently need benign adulation to make us feel better about ourselves. Go outside, have a skip and perhaps smell some flowers.

Did anyone see this on the news type posts. Yes we read the news - you aren't Trevor McDonald - and looking learned and having empathy won't get you a fuck.

The agree with anything a fit poster says? Slavery - of course I think it could be reintroduced - you've got great tits and therefore I agree whole-heatedly.

Others?...

I'm only joking by the way - before you all gather torches and come to Manchester to find me.