FabSwingers.com forum: Are you ready for a nuclear attack?

By *oncupiscentTony OP Man
over a year ago

Kent

I've got a cupboard under the stairs that might be a decent shelter but it's full of old video games, guitars and clothes going mouldy and I'm fucked if I can be bothering to clean that out.

Looking at the food situation there are some cans of kidney beans and chopped tomatoes. Also a Baxters carrot and coriander soup, but things would have to be really nukey for me to consider that.

No radios with batteries in.

I've got Threads on DVD for a bit of themed entertainment.

I work in the public sector though so assume I'll be taken to some sort of special base.

PREPARED RATING: 2/10

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Special base prob ground zero

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just stick your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stocked up on duct tape.

PREPARED RATING: 10/10

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just stick your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye "

Shall I just stick my head between your knees

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I'm gonna duck n cover.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Just like the Simpsons I live in an old house in middle of nowhere with loads of old lead paint on so I'll be fine! Ready to repopulate the world after so any ladies want to cum and shelter with me get in touch;) lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will put the undertakers out of business

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fuck that I'll be the cunt running into the street with my arms wide hoping it lands on my noggin

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope so. The world could do with starting again, To purge some of the population!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just stick your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye

Shall I just stick my head between your knees

"
depends on the blast direction. Do you really want a pair of balls welded onto your eyesockets as your final memory ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I have a couple of Buddha statuettes on top of a carved elephant table and half a maxi bag of dorito's left, hiding under table?

Prepared Rating - 1

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I have new batteries in my vibes.

Preparedness rating: 10/10. (for about 20 seconds. Good job they are new batteries and can go out with a bang. Pun intended.).

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I have covered a colander in tin foil. I plan to wear this on my head and confidently expect to survive unscathed.

Preparedness 10/10

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope so. The world could do with starting again, To purge some of the population!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just stick your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye

Shall I just stick my head between your knees

If I had the car... I'd be starting it now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

[Removed by poster at 09/08/17 21:10:55]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have covered a colander in tin foil. I plan to wear this on my head and confidently expect to survive unscathed.

Preparedness 10/10"

Have you developed a stutter?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. 2 bottles of whiskey at the ready to neck

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard if you get in your chest freezer you will be safe. With my luck lately it would fall flat on its opening, with half the build ontop.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'll take my chances thanks.

Jesus Christ look at the chaos this country gets in after a bit of snow,do you really think our government are prepared for a catastrophic event on that scale?

All the rich and famous will be safely tucked away in their bunkers while any of us Plebs left Will be eating eradicated cat's and drinking our own piss.

So if it happens I will be standing out in the open arm's in the air waiting to get vaporised.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Irradiated cat's.

Stupid keyboard

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take my chances thanks.

Jesus Christ look at the chaos this country gets in after a bit of snow,do you really think our government are prepared for a catastrophic event on that scale?

All the rich and famous will be safely tucked away in their bunkers while any of us Plebs left Will be eating eradicated cat's and drinking our own piss.

So if it happens I will be standing out in the open arm's in the air waiting to get vaporised.

Can't eradicate cats... they have 9 lives

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep. 2 bottles of whiskey at the ready to neck

I like this plan....only one problem though....i don't like whiskey!! Maybe vodka instead!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Just stick your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye

Shall I just stick my head between your knees

depends on the blast direction. Do you really want a pair of balls welded onto your eyesockets as your final memory ?

This is... without doubt, the best thing I have seen on the net this year. At least. Thank you!!!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep. 2 bottles of whiskey at the ready to neck

I like this plan....only one problem though....i don't like whiskey!! Maybe vodka instead!! "

Make sure its neat. Will hit you quicker then lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have covered a colander in tin foil. I plan to wear this on my head and confidently expect to survive unscathed.

Preparedness 10/10

Have you developed a stutter?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I'll take my chances thanks.

Jesus Christ look at the chaos this country gets in after a bit of snow,do you really think our government are prepared for a catastrophic event on that scale?

All the rich and famous will be safely tucked away in their bunkers while any of us Plebs left Will be eating eradicated cat's and drinking our own piss.

So if it happens I will be standing out in the open arm's in the air waiting to get vaporised.

Unfortunately there is no safe place from an H bomb. That's why the Government sold off the old nuclear shelters. They became obsolete.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens ..... when it happens if happens

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit happens ..... when it happens it happens

Ooops

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I stuck my head between my legs and my arse in the air, it would likely send the nuke off target and it woukd land in France or Germany or somewhere else!!!!! #problem solved.....i would be your saviour!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I'll take my chances thanks.

Jesus Christ look at the chaos this country gets in after a bit of snow,do you really think our government are prepared for a catastrophic event on that scale?

All the rich and famous will be safely tucked away in their bunkers while any of us Plebs left Will be eating eradicated cat's and drinking our own piss.

So if it happens I will be standing out in the open arm's in the air waiting to get vaporised.

Unfortunately there is no safe place from an H bomb. That's why the Government sold off the old nuclear shelters. They became obsolete."

We exported them to North Korea

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Do we need to stock pile cake ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we need to stock pile cake ? "

Always need plenty of cake!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to paint myself in white paint l

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to paint myself in white paint like Neil in the young ones!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Do we need to stock pile cake ?

Always need plenty of cake!!"

Shall we get prosecco too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I have.......no desire to survive a nuclear winter, the unpleasantness and painful death that follows. Prepared rating 10/10

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Just incase

happy christmas and happy birthday everybody

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we need to stock pile cake ?

Always need plenty of cake!!

Shall we get prosecco too

Definitely need plenty of prosecco!! I think maybe 150 bottles for a week would do??

Prosecco and cake should make it bearable!! If we die we'll die happy!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

We live in a nuclear target city so unless we could build something a few miles down with lead and concrete, attach a 10 min warning with an express elevator we would never make it... But on the plus side it would be quick at least

Prepared level 10/10 as fate accepted

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive not had anywhere near as much sex as I'd like

Preparedness: 1/10

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

Bowie Knife and 3 axes ready to head up to the hills of northumberland,

most of the targets are in the south and the prevailing wind will blow the contamination out to sea,

preparedness 7/10

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i could go under me stair cupboard as the walls are corrugated iron,so maybe it was an air raid shelter years ago,and it still is .

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Do we need to stock pile cake ?

Always need plenty of cake!!

Shall we get prosecco too

Definitely need plenty of prosecco!! I think maybe 150 bottles for a week would do??

Prosecco and cake should make it bearable!! If we die we'll die happy! "

You know reading all these other amateur replies, I think we've got this cracked. I need crisps too though and we shall need a piss pot

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we need to stock pile cake ?

Always need plenty of cake!!

Shall we get prosecco too

Definitely need plenty of prosecco!! I think maybe 150 bottles for a week would do??

Prosecco and cake should make it bearable!! If we die we'll die happy!

You know reading all these other amateur replies, I think we've got this cracked. I need crisps too though and we shall need a piss pot

I totally agree.... we will outlive everyone!!!

I've got loads of wine, snacks and sweets too!!

Preparedness 11/10!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we need to stock pile cake ?

Always need plenty of cake!!

Shall we get prosecco too

Definitely need plenty of prosecco!! I think maybe 150 bottles for a week would do??

Prosecco and cake should make it bearable!! If we die we'll die happy!

You know reading all these other amateur replies, I think we've got this cracked. I need crisps too though and we shall need a piss pot

I totally agree.... we will outlive everyone!!!

I've got loads of wine, snacks and sweets too!!

Preparedness 11/10!! "

As for the piss pot..... I am used to damp patches!!!! There is a toilet a short distance from my under stair shelter though!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Do we need to stock pile cake ?

Always need plenty of cake!!

Shall we get prosecco too

Definitely need plenty of prosecco!! I think maybe 150 bottles for a week would do??

Prosecco and cake should make it bearable!! If we die we'll die happy!

You know reading all these other amateur replies, I think we've got this cracked. I need crisps too though and we shall need a piss pot

I totally agree.... we will outlive everyone!!!

I've got loads of wine, snacks and sweets too!!

Preparedness 11/10!!

As for the piss pot..... I am used to damp patches!!!! There is a toilet a short distance from my under stair shelter though!!! "

But we can't leave the shelter, so you gotta piss in the pot. What about meat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

Fuck it , everyone's got to die of something, completely out of my control so just get on with it until Donald finally flips

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we need to stock pile cake ?

Always need plenty of cake!!

Shall we get prosecco too

Definitely need plenty of prosecco!! I think maybe 150 bottles for a week would do??

Prosecco and cake should make it bearable!! If we die we'll die happy!

You know reading all these other amateur replies, I think we've got this cracked. I need crisps too though and we shall need a piss pot

I totally agree.... we will outlive everyone!!!

I've got loads of wine, snacks and sweets too!!

Preparedness 11/10!!

As for the piss pot..... I am used to damp patches!!!! There is a toilet a short distance from my under stair shelter though!!!

But we can't leave the shelter, so you gotta piss in the pot. What about meat

Who needs meat lol!!! Got tins of tuna, cooked sausages and ham etc!!

One prob....once the shelter is full of booze, snacks, duvet, pillows and all other essentials there will prob only be room for 2 people at the most....prob only one!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Do we need to stock pile cake ?

Always need plenty of cake!!

Shall we get prosecco too

Definitely need plenty of prosecco!! I think maybe 150 bottles for a week would do??

Prosecco and cake should make it bearable!! If we die we'll die happy!

You know reading all these other amateur replies, I think we've got this cracked. I need crisps too though and we shall need a piss pot

I totally agree.... we will outlive everyone!!!

I've got loads of wine, snacks and sweets too!!

Preparedness 11/10!!

As for the piss pot..... I am used to damp patches!!!! There is a toilet a short distance from my under stair shelter though!!!

But we can't leave the shelter, so you gotta piss in the pot. What about meat

Who needs meat lol!!! Got tins of tuna, cooked sausages and ham etc!!

One prob....once the shelter is full of booze, snacks, duvet, pillows and all other essentials there will prob only be room for 2 people at the most....prob only one!!! "

Oh that's a shame. Still chubby girls are more vulnerable to nuclear so I guess I'll have to take that place. You must knock if you want a pork scratching though

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we need to stock pile cake ?

Always need plenty of cake!!

Shall we get prosecco too

Definitely need plenty of prosecco!! I think maybe 150 bottles for a week would do??

Prosecco and cake should make it bearable!! If we die we'll die happy!

You know reading all these other amateur replies, I think we've got this cracked. I need crisps too though and we shall need a piss pot

I totally agree.... we will outlive everyone!!!

I've got loads of wine, snacks and sweets too!!

Preparedness 11/10!!

As for the piss pot..... I am used to damp patches!!!! There is a toilet a short distance from my under stair shelter though!!!

But we can't leave the shelter, so you gotta piss in the pot. What about meat

Who needs meat lol!!! Got tins of tuna, cooked sausages and ham etc!!

One prob....once the shelter is full of booze, snacks, duvet, pillows and all other essentials there will prob only be room for 2 people at the most....prob only one!!! "
dont forget the processed cheese that will last decades!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would paint an X on the top of my head.

I wouldn't want to survive the blast just to live in the nuclear fall out.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Bowie Knife and 3 axes ready to head up to the hills of northumberland,

most of the targets are in the south and the prevailing wind will blow the contamination out to sea,

preparedness 7/10 "

Northumberland will be full! Get yourself to the Cleveland Hills, we will block the Tyne Tunnel, no apologies for a dog eat dog situation

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got fray and bentos pies in the cupboard, if I stick up I can make a fort out of them, nothing can open them!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will get a few vesta curries in i will be ok

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

I feel hungry now

I'm off to eat the shelter

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen so many fucking unprepared losers in my life.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we need to stock pile cake ?

Always need plenty of cake!!

Shall we get prosecco too

Definitely need plenty of prosecco!! I think maybe 150 bottles for a week would do??

Prosecco and cake should make it bearable!! If we die we'll die happy!

You know reading all these other amateur replies, I think we've got this cracked. I need crisps too though and we shall need a piss pot

I totally agree.... we will outlive everyone!!!

I've got loads of wine, snacks and sweets too!!

Preparedness 11/10!!

As for the piss pot..... I am used to damp patches!!!! There is a toilet a short distance from my under stair shelter though!!!

But we can't leave the shelter, so you gotta piss in the pot. What about meat

Who needs meat lol!!! Got tins of tuna, cooked sausages and ham etc!!

One prob....once the shelter is full of booze, snacks, duvet, pillows and all other essentials there will prob only be room for 2 people at the most....prob only one!!!

Oh that's a shame. Still chubby girls are more vulnerable to nuclear so I guess I'll have to take that place. You must knock if you want a pork scratching though

What if I want a cocktail sausage?!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got fray and bentos pies in the cupboard, if I stick up I can make a fort out of them, nothing can open them!!"

Hahaha. They will survive anything! You will be in ur element!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will get a few vesta curries in i will be ok

They are bad enough cooked/heated....how are you going to cook them? Won't be-able to use the gas or the microwave!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittle miss belleWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Never seen so many fucking unprepared losers in my life.

So how have you prepared for the end of civilisation!?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

I shall just toddle off down the road to st helens even nuclear wouldnt touch that shithole

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I will get a few vesta curries in i will be ok

They are bad enough cooked/heated....how are you going to cook them? Won't be-able to use the gas or the microwave!!! "
i will use them as weapons

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will get a few vesta curries in i will be ok

They are bad enough cooked/heated....how are you going to cook them? Won't be-able to use the gas or the microwave!!! i will use them as weapons"

Good plan... anyone would submit if faced with eating one of those!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I shall pop "Team America" in the DVD player and sing along to "I'm so Ronery" with a bottle of Jamieson's

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bring the spam and batter mix job done.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a curly wurly, four toppers in the bread bin, a couple of tins of baked beans, about half a can of Stella and an outside toilet shed so I'm all set.

Prepared rating: -6/10

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

No point. I live in a big city with an airfield and some industry left. Me and my family will be evaporated within a couple of minutes of an inbound attack being detected. No time to run and too near a prime target to stand any chance (even in my ww2 bomb shelter that came with the house. So I crack on enjoying life and not worry about it. Life is too short to stress about the shit you can't do anything about.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Just need some factor 5million sun cream and I'm ready

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't live in Guam so I'm just going to do my not bovered face and let two of the worlds fat bully's have there hand bag fight while I worry about major stuff like what colour to do my spair room x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never seen so many fucking unprepared losers in my life.

So how have you prepared for the end of civilisation!? "

Nothing can prepare you for the unpredictability of life. I've not done anything I merely can't believe people would not have bomb shelters built yet.

Would be great to have an underground shelter though. Then when everyone comes knocking to come in and you're stood inside grinning whilst they're melting outside it would be the ultimate 'told you so'

If I'm lucky enough to be warned about an impact because those bombs have two parts to worry about (explosion and implosion), my shed outside has quite the gap underneath and is conveniently next to a water stop cock, also have an annexed greenhouse with water butt so if the waters any good I'll have something to consume...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"I will get a few vesta curries in i will be ok

They are bad enough cooked/heated....how are you going to cook them? Won't be-able to use the gas or the microwave!!! i will use them as weapons

Good plan... anyone would submit if faced with eating one of those!!! "

And I thought we were shelter pals. Now I see you throwing yourself at the curry lady

I will confess I'm disappointed. I'll be waiting in the corner for an apology

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

This Thread has Got me all Worried Now..

Will i need a Brolly..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"This Thread has Got me all Worried Now..

Will i need a Brolly..

Too cumbersome. I'm opting for a PAC-a-mac

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will get a few vesta curries in i will be ok

They are bad enough cooked/heated....how are you going to cook them? Won't be-able to use the gas or the microwave!!! i will use them as weapons

Good plan... anyone would submit if faced with eating one of those!!!

And I thought we were shelter pals. Now I see you throwing yourself at the curry lady

I will confess I'm disappointed. I'll be waiting in the corner for an apology

Lol......i can assure you that I wouldn't eat a Vesta curry if I was starving!!! They are good torture tools though..... nukes have nothing on one of those bad boys!!!

I will do (almost) anything for a GOOD curry though... I hope that you are making a list of essentials in that corner.

We need to be prepared!!

Wine and vodka top of the list!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never seen so many fucking unprepared losers in my life.

So how have you prepared for the end of civilisation!?

Nothing can prepare you for the unpredictability of life. I've not done anything I merely can't believe people would not have bomb shelters built yet.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it is unlikely the shed or greenhouse would survive the blasts and high winds sorry.

In the unlikely event they did, the water in the butt would be contaminated

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"I will get a few vesta curries in i will be ok

They are bad enough cooked/heated....how are you going to cook them? Won't be-able to use the gas or the microwave!!! i will use them as weapons

Good plan... anyone would submit if faced with eating one of those!!!

And I thought we were shelter pals. Now I see you throwing yourself at the curry lady

I will confess I'm disappointed. I'll be waiting in the corner for an apology

Lol......i can assure you that I wouldn't eat a Vesta curry if I was starving!!! They are good torture tools though..... nukes have nothing on one of those bad boys!!!

I will do (almost) anything for a GOOD curry though... I hope that you are making a list of essentials in that corner.

We need to be prepared!!

Wine and vodka top of the list!!! "

...maybe .

- crisps

- snorkels

- perfume

- double ender dildo

- books for when we fall out again

- more crisps

- me cat

- mouth wash

- plasters

- torches

- more crisps

Yes I think that's it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

And im going to make a giant tin of corn beef climb in it and clise it. Cause no fucker will get that open

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

If I make it through the initial blast I've got a cupboard full of soup, tuna, marmalade and piccalilli, plus my trusty copy of the SAS Survival Handbook (c.1984) to depend upon. Full of handy hints for making useful 'stuff' out of twigs, condoms, cobwebs and the like, plus step by step instructions for killing things with my bare hands (such as dastardly marauders after my tuna). I'll be fine

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will get a few vesta curries in i will be ok

They are bad enough cooked/heated....how are you going to cook them? Won't be-able to use the gas or the microwave!!! i will use them as weapons

Good plan... anyone would submit if faced with eating one of those!!!

And I thought we were shelter pals. Now I see you throwing yourself at the curry lady

I will confess I'm disappointed. I'll be waiting in the corner for an apology

Lol......i can assure you that I wouldn't eat a Vesta curry if I was starving!!! They are good torture tools though..... nukes have nothing on one of those bad boys!!!

I will do (almost) anything for a GOOD curry though... I hope that you are making a list of essentials in that corner.

We need to be prepared!!

Wine and vodka top of the list!!!

...maybe .

- crisps

- snorkels

- perfume

- double ender dildo

- books for when we fall out again

- more crisps

- me cat

- mouth wash

- plasters

- torches

- more crisps

Yes I think that's it

How about water, proper food, medical supplies, medication and.....the vibrators. I would say that those are essential!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will get a few vesta curries in i will be ok

They are bad enough cooked/heated....how are you going to cook them? Won't be-able to use the gas or the microwave!!! i will use them as weapons

Good plan... anyone would submit if faced with eating one of those!!!

And I thought we were shelter pals. Now I see you throwing yourself at the curry lady

I will confess I'm disappointed. I'll be waiting in the corner for an apology

Lol......i can assure you that I wouldn't eat a Vesta curry if I was starving!!! They are good torture tools though..... nukes have nothing on one of those bad boys!!!

I will do (almost) anything for a GOOD curry though... I hope that you are making a list of essentials in that corner.

We need to be prepared!!

Wine and vodka top of the list!!!

...maybe .

- crisps

- snorkels

- perfume

- double ender dildo

- books for when we fall out again

- more crisps

- me cat

- mouth wash

- plasters

- torches

- more crisps

Yes I think that's it

How about water, proper food, medical supplies, medication and........the vibrators. I would say that those are essential!! "

And plenty of batteries (for the torches of course!!)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

[Removed by poster at 09/08/17 23:10:37]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I've got a shelter made out of dead cocroaches - they will provide both a nuclear resistant cover and a food source.

Prepared rating 10/1

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

How about water, proper food, medical supplies, medication and.....the vibrators. I would say that those are essential!! "

We have prosecco to drink.

Crisps to eat.

I packed plasters.

And the aftershock of the fallout will make me shake permanently making the dildo vibrate.

Have a little faith please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bought a pair of sunglasses, earplugs and popcorn.... I'm so effing ready

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Just bought a pair of sunglasses, earplugs and popcorn.... I'm so effing ready

That's just a normal night for me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know the best place for all of you in your towns and villages, if you got time you grab what you can for your health and habitat, and get to your nearest pub closest to your church. Every old church has escape tunnels to the pub or another building with a cellar. That will be your best chance under them. Plus you can get off your fucking nuts too on all the booze lol and if it works you can all thank me after ??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This Thread has Got me all Worried Now..

Will i need a Brolly..

Yes but without a pair of sunglasses a swine flu mask I'm afraid you're as good as fucked.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"I know the best place for all of you in your towns and villages, if you got time you grab what you can for your health and habitat, and get to your nearest pub closest to your church. Every old church has escape tunnels to the pub or another building with a cellar. That will be your best chance under them. Plus you can get off your fucking nuts too on all the booze lol and if it works you can all thank me after ?? "

. Flamingstarr I've had a better offer

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bought a pair of sunglasses, earplugs and popcorn.... I'm so effing ready

That's just a normal night for me

That reminded me..... We must add loads of popcorn and some iced coffee to the list.... I love coffee and wont be-able to leave the shelter or boil the kettle!!

Oh and did I mention vodka.....we neeeeeedddd vodka!!

Some baby wipes for hygiene purposes would be useful too!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've gone all flash and put an extra tin of sardines on my Asda shop

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Just bought a pair of sunglasses, earplugs and popcorn.... I'm so effing ready

That's just a normal night for me

That reminded me..... We must add loads of popcorn and some iced coffee to the list.... I love coffee and wont be-able to leave the shelter or boil the kettle!!

Oh and did I mention vodka.....we neeeeeedddd vodka!!

Some baby wipes for hygiene purposes would be useful too!! "

That's what the perfume was for

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. Flamingstarr I've had a better offer

I don't believe him....i think he is trying to reel you in!!!!

And there will be plenty of room for us all anyway!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use your old nugget mate. I think people will be smart enough to send groups out as quick as possible to get each essential and that will be on top of what ever you have bought first lol. And will have to make the units airtight where ever you are for as long as you can. Fuck I'm talking like it's going to happen lol. Nobody be worried. It's just facts

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bought a pair of sunglasses, earplugs and popcorn.... I'm so effing ready

That's just a normal night for me

That reminded me..... We must add loads of popcorn and some iced coffee to the list.... I love coffee and wont be-able to leave the shelter or boil the kettle!!

Oh and did I mention vodka.....we neeeeeedddd vodka!!

Some baby wipes for hygiene purposes would be useful too!!

That's what the perfume was for

Lol...perfume does not mop up fluid though!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever has an underground greenhouse please ensure that Pampas grass survives.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bought a pair of sunglasses, earplugs and popcorn.... I'm so effing ready

That's just a normal night for me

That reminded me..... We must add loads of popcorn and some iced coffee to the list.... I love coffee and wont be-able to leave the shelter or boil the kettle!!

Oh and did I mention vodka.....we neeeeeedddd vodka!!

Some baby wipes for hygiene purposes would be useful too!! "
don't forget to rob the drug dealer as well

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Just bought a pair of sunglasses, earplugs and popcorn.... I'm so effing ready

That's just a normal night for me

That reminded me..... We must add loads of popcorn and some iced coffee to the list.... I love coffee and wont be-able to leave the shelter or boil the kettle!!

Oh and did I mention vodka.....we neeeeeedddd vodka!!

Some baby wipes for hygiene purposes would be useful too!!

That's what the perfume was for

Lol...perfume does not mop up fluid though!!! "

And on that note it's Bed for me. Ring me on the bat phone if we are called for action

Good giggles

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"I have new batteries in my vibes.

Preparedness rating: 10/10. (for about 20 seconds. Good job they are new batteries and can go out with a bang. Pun intended.).

"
I have a genarator and petrol. Ride it out baby.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The government should build a nuclear fallout absorbing wall with all the criminals,

Using the all the sex offenders & all the other category A prisoners as the top layer.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The government should build a nuclear fallout absorbing wall with all the criminals,

Using the all the sex offenders & all the other category A prisoners as the top layer. "
na they will probably just fail at that as they did being a human being

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at leaste I would get to see the lights in the sky before I pull out my nuclear weapon evaporator and make them all vanish so we can all enjoy this beautiful world we live in! hahahaha nahhh on second thoughts I wont bother zapping them!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I listened at school, I could have become and astronaut and got a front row seat watching the fireworks form the ISS. It would mean having to drink filtered piss for the rest of my life.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you don't trip because you forget to do your velcro trainers up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *entlemanDMan
over a year ago

Fareham

Yes, having seen Threads, I am fully prepared to head towards the Naval Base in the hope that I can be caught in the vaporisation zone. Bugger having to life through the aftermath, no thanks.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread