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"key to the door and all that ![]() That's so funny you said that, I was gonna hand out my spare key but saw sense ![]() | |||
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"Afternoon SB ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I couldn't give a shit about PC, not when it's directed at me anyway. Unless it's about my personality in which case I'll rip someone a new arsehole. ![]() | |||
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"Good evening, we're 21 ![]() ![]() ![]() Nooooooo, this time at 21 I was pregnant. I can't do it again ![]() | |||
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"Good evening, we're 21 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() When I was 21, I was pregnant. I don't wanna be 21 again. ![]() | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() we got an allens in the village - very tempted now - means getting dressed and going out though | |||
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"Evening all x ![]() ![]() ![]() How's it going? Xx | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() 4 times I had to read that, the first 3 times you had aliens ![]() | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() ![]() that might also be a fact ![]() | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() ![]() Me too ![]() | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() ![]() ![]() # like when i was nofrills - people read it as nostrils | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() ![]() ![]() Yep. Had me! ![]() | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() think nanny needs to take you to specsavers | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Or I need to concentrate, one of the 2 | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() or that - cmon kiddo get a grip ![]() | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good lord I've just read that as take ME to, I was so confused because you're Nanny ![]() | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm gonna get a grip right now, of a couple of bags of salt n vinegar chipsticks ![]() | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() im going to have to get dressed and go for a walk ![]() | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Inhaling aliens? ![]() | |||
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"Everyone (baby exaggeration) is talking about KFC. So mean, I want one now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() if i drive the long way i might avoid them - im actually going to use all my self control just cos im too lazy and stay put - and save a few quid | |||
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"Evening all x ![]() ![]() ![]() Good thanks, though tired after being out all day on my feet x | |||
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"Have you seen page 1 of hot pics? ![]() Ha ha, nice pic x ![]() | |||
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"Have you seen page 1 of hot pics? ![]() I fabbed it ![]() | |||
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"Have you seen page 1 of hot pics? ![]() I've just seen it! Be still my throbbing clit. | |||
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"And here's your award, the symbol that represents Fab: a golden dick pic statue. Congratulations." Erm, can I have a Xmas wreath for my bonse too? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm gonna change the subject onto dogs. What's your fave breed?" Bloody hell that's a hard one ![]() | |||
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"Have you seen page 1 of hot pics? ![]() your comment makes me smile ![]() | |||
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"Canny be arsed to thank you all individually, cheers y'all. I'd like to thank my parents for creating me, The Rocky Horror Picture Show for heightening my sexual appetite from an early age, the pervs that appreciate the filth, the arty types that appreciate the pic for its artistic quality, the lady in the pic with me and her fella for taking said pic and last but not least, the person who pissed me off, the whole reason I uploaded it. " Dem cunts | |||
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"I'm gonna change the subject onto dogs. What's your fave breed?" Dags, d'ya like dags? | |||
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"I'm gonna change the subject onto dogs. What's your fave breed? Dags, d'ya like dags? " I want a badminton playing horse | |||
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"I'm gonna change the subject onto dogs. What's your fave breed? Dags, d'ya like dags? I want a badminton playing horse " So demanding. I want a wonkey donkey | |||
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"Have you seen page 1 of hot pics? ![]() ![]() ![]() Your smile makes me smile ![]() | |||
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"Have you seen page 1 of hot pics? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() shall we carry on ![]() | |||
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"I'm gonna change the subject onto dogs. What's your fave breed?" Bull mastiff. OR Dogue De Bordeaux! | |||
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"Have you seen page 1 of hot pics? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes ![]() | |||
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"I'm gonna change the subject onto dogs. What's your fave breed?" Dogs are all awesome regardless of breed. If I had the time I'd adopt all the old dogs that people don't want and look after them in their final years. | |||
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"Have you seen page 1 of hot pics? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() think the next time i see you the greeting will be different to the first time ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm gonna change the subject onto dogs. What's your fave breed? Dogs are all awesome regardless of breed. If I had the time I'd adopt all the old dogs that people don't want and look after them in their final years." It's my dream to do this. | |||
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"I'm gonna change the subject onto dogs. What's your fave breed? Dogs are all awesome regardless of breed. If I had the time I'd adopt all the old dogs that people don't want and look after them in their final years. It's my dream to do this. " lovely | |||
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"bad head - only 2 hours kip and just had the shift from hell - how can one more resident throw so many people out of sync - i actually shouted STOP, SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME; as they were all wittering on - the new person was fine and we just slotted her into the day - no need for al that fuss ![]() Yaaay, you put them in their place woohooooo. Proud of you xxxxx | |||
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"Evening folks ![]() ![]() That sounds pretty good. Speech sorted? Nerves under control? ![]() | |||
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"Evening folks ![]() ![]() ![]() No, and no ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening folks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And you're drinking tonight? ![]() | |||
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"Evening folks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh god, nothing like last minute speech writing. X ![]() | |||
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"Evening folks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Only a little ![]() | |||
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"Evening folks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Got most of it done, lil bit of prep needed ![]() | |||
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"Evening folks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You're such a squeaky clean good boy ![]() | |||
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"Evening folks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahahahaha, yeah, course ![]() ![]() | |||
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"bad head - only 2 hours kip and just had the shift from hell - how can one more resident throw so many people out of sync - i actually shouted STOP, SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME; as they were all wittering on - the new person was fine and we just slotted her into the day - no need for al that fuss ![]() sick of nagging and turning into a dragon now- but guess who the one is getting the senior position -mwah mwah ahaha | |||
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"Evening folks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Stand in front of a mirror and try it out. X | |||
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"Evening folks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pfft he's no such thing x ![]() | |||
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"Morning" Clear or fuzzy head today? | |||
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"Hey you guys." Ruth Ruth, baby Ruth | |||
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"Hey you guys. Ruth Ruth, baby Ruth " Food! | |||
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"Hey you guys. Ruth Ruth, baby Ruth Food!" More of a bap really. Nice though, fancy a bite? | |||
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"Good Morning each. Early start today but I'm ahead so sat with a chilled caramel macchiato and breakfast sandwich. . ![]() Chuck one my way please I ain't moving today. I need to grow a shell and become a tortoise. | |||
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"Morning Clear or fuzzy head today?" Surprisingly clear today | |||
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"Morning Clear or fuzzy head today? Surprisingly clear today" Winner ![]() | |||
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"Good Morning each. Early start today but I'm ahead so sat with a chilled caramel macchiato and breakfast sandwich. . ![]() You already have a shell. Bacon, egg, sausages and mushrooms ok? Red or brown sauce? | |||
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"Good Morning each. Early start today but I'm ahead so sat with a chilled caramel macchiato and breakfast sandwich. . ![]() Both sauces please. ![]() | |||
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"Hello friendly Lounge folk ![]() HelloIntrigue | |||
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"morning family and friends ![]() Morning Nanny. Tis a miserable day here again. | |||
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"Hello friendly Lounge folk ![]() Doffs cap ![]() | |||
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"morning family and friends ![]() What a friendly grin ![]() | |||
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"morning family and friends ![]() same here - im still in bed but i need to go for a walk soon - before the heavens open - i might clean the inside of the car today but thats my lot | |||
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"morning family and friends ![]() ![]() i am super friendly | |||
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"Good Morning each. Early start today but I'm ahead so sat with a chilled caramel macchiato and breakfast sandwich. . ![]() ![]() bi-sandwich.. ![]() | |||
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"morning family and friends ![]() I'm not moving. Getting up for the toilet and that's my limit today. Fuck it. | |||
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"morning family and friends ![]() oh i done that and made a brew - but brought it back to bed | |||
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"morning family and friends ![]() Do you need a non-sexual hug with that sandwich there PP? | |||
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"morning family and friends ![]() Why is everyone still in bed an I've been working since 0630? I'm doing it all wrong.. ![]() | |||
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"morning family and friends ![]() ![]() this is my first full day off in almost 2 weeks - thats why | |||
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"morning family and friends ![]() Nah man, a poison dart to the eyeball would be welcomed though ![]() | |||
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"morning family and friends ![]() ![]() I thought it was just the Friday effect. My office is always much quiter on Fridays. Most people seem to have negotiated permanent long weekends. I like it quiet though.. | |||
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"morning family and friends ![]() ![]() Sounds extreme but yes I can do that too... | |||
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"morning family and friends ![]() ![]() i get one full weekend off in 4 if im lucky - the last one i had to book as annual leave and that was to make sure i got to the mcr lounge social and a wedding later that night - ive done the same for the next one - | |||
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"morning family and friends ![]() ![]() Perfect, thank you. | |||
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"morning family and friends ![]() ![]() Ah, reminds me of the joys of public sector shift work. Now I'm 4 days a week, manage my own hours, which I must get back to. Enjoy your lie in. | |||
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"I've opened the bar and I'm slightly squiffy ![]() queue up - pucker up and kissy time ![]() | |||
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"I've opened the bar and I'm slightly squiffy ![]() ![]() Hehe at this rate I'll get a reputation ![]() | |||
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"I've opened the bar and I'm slightly squiffy ![]() ![]() ![]() saying nowt xxxxxxxx | |||
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"howdo pink x" All good back home safe and sound despite riding and kayaking ![]() | |||
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"howdo pink x All good back home safe and sound despite riding and kayaking ![]() im not too bad ta x | |||
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"I'm off to get my back waxed in a few hours. It's a shame they can't stick it on the top of my head to patch that up. Thought it was a good idea at the time but it's bloody freezing and it's only going to feel colder. It dosent hurt either, we'll not me." You lucky thing! With my body hair I'd be like Steve Carrell getting waxed on 40 year-old virgin... Hahaha | |||
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"I'm off to get my back waxed in a few hours. It's a shame they can't stick it on the top of my head to patch that up. Thought it was a good idea at the time but it's bloody freezing and it's only going to feel colder. It dosent hurt either, we'll not me. You lucky thing! With my body hair I'd be like Steve Carrell getting waxed on 40 year-old virgin... Hahaha" I know of neither sorry. I had my chest done for a laugh once, we did laugh but fuck that shit, it wasn't that funny. I looked like a fat baby. | |||
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"reading some threads and realising how many of you lot i have actually met - anybody else get a warm fuzzy feeling when you 'know' them as opposed to letters on a page alone - or is that just me ![]() No I know what you mean, it's nice to chat to people but nicer when you can physically put a real person to the words x | |||
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"reading some threads and realising how many of you lot i have actually met - anybody else get a warm fuzzy feeling when you 'know' them as opposed to letters on a page alone - or is that just me ![]() yup - when you have had a hug hello and minimum exchanged a few words and watched them across the room - makes it real | |||
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"reading some threads and realising how many of you lot i have actually met - anybody else get a warm fuzzy feeling when you 'know' them as opposed to letters on a page alone - or is that just me ![]() Yes ![]() | |||
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"reading some threads and realising how many of you lot i have actually met - anybody else get a warm fuzzy feeling when you 'know' them as opposed to letters on a page alone - or is that just me ![]() That's exactly it, it makes them real especially when ppl have been interacting with a silhouette ![]() | |||
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"reading some threads and realising how many of you lot i have actually met - anybody else get a warm fuzzy feeling when you 'know' them as opposed to letters on a page alone - or is that just me ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"well thats the kill it thread well and truly slaughtered " Oh no... I will breathe new life into said thread.. #poet ![]() | |||
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"well thats the kill it thread well and truly slaughtered Oh no... I will breathe new life into said thread.. #poet ![]() wsnt this one was a thread we were seeing who would kill it - but to be fair this one is ailing today | |||
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"well thats the kill it thread well and truly slaughtered Oh no... I will breathe new life into said thread.. #poet ![]() It's been a very quiet weekend. Hopefully everyone is back on top form tomorrow x | |||
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"well thats the kill it thread well and truly slaughtered Oh no... I will breathe new life into said thread.. #poet ![]() im sure it will - im off to the pit now xxxxxxxx | |||
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"well thats the kill it thread well and truly slaughtered Oh no... I will breathe new life into said thread.. #poet ![]() Goodnight x | |||
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"well thats the kill it thread well and truly slaughtered Oh no... I will breathe new life into said thread.. #poet ![]() The problem is we're all on holiday or enjoying the sun. When I'm busy I just message on kik, Fab is too time consuming. I expect the rest of August will be a bit hit and miss for most with holidays and kids being around ![]() | |||
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