FabSwingers.com forum: What status update annoys you the most?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deleting this tomorrow"

Why wait until tomorrow?! Stop crying for attention and do it already!!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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my dick and balls kind of status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone for a shit....

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Gone for a shit....

i might use this one next time i open my filters.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

When your ex keeps boasting about all the meets, he's now having...

(not seen a veri to match any yet though) lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gone for a shit....

i might use this one next time i open my filters.

I actually saw it used about 6 months back, it gave me a right good chuckle

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Gone for a shit....

i might use this one next time i open my filters.

I actually saw it used about 6 months back, it gave me a right good chuckle"

guessing they'd just had enough of fab by that point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy who repeatedly puts the same status up every couple of hours..... drives me insane

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This site is shite....

Usually because they arent having any luck. Get your cock out of your hand and start talking to people then!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I never read them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"singles males don't bother messaging"

Well bloody well block us then ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gone for a shit....

This reminds me of the Mulan mcnugget sauce episode of Rick And Morty :S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Damn you Mother Nature.'

'Time of the month.'

Etc

Why on earth some ladies feel the need to share their menstrual cycle via status is beyond me. Classy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skint till Fri hmm...what to do "

Posted on a monday usually from younger females

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Damn you Mother Nature.'

'Time of the month.'

Etc

Why on earth some ladies feel the need to share their menstrual cycle via status is beyond me. Classy. "

doesn't quite annoy me but makes me think they really want a bang but want to make sure they find someone with that kink..... I will accept that I'm probably wrong though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Skint till Fri hmm...what to do "

Posted on a monday usually from younger females

Makes me think they are pimping themselves out, particularly on a site like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Damn you Mother Nature.'

'Time of the month.'

Etc

Why on earth some ladies feel the need to share their menstrual cycle via status is beyond me. Classy.

doesn't quite annoy me but makes me think they really want a bang but want to make sure they find someone with that kink..... I will accept that I'm probably wrong though

Looking for someone who likes the Dolmio smile?

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"'Damn you Mother Nature.'

'Time of the month.'

Etc

Why on earth some ladies feel the need to share their menstrual cycle via status is beyond me. Classy. "

I do that, because I work a lot of weekends and we plan something for the weekend I am off and bang mother nature turns up a week early...

It pisses me off and it's me that posts it....Risky (m)

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By *espectful 1Man
over a year ago

DY8

BBC/ 9inch+/10inch+

I mean what fecking chance has a normal bloke got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones asking a specific member to contact them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No bald men"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

The ones that state what they want (usually "balls draining") then ask... who's offering?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Bored!!! (not my fault)

Blah de blah de blah etc you know who you are. (Well inbox them as you have been doing all along)

Blah blah blah blocked (they can't read it)

The countdown to an event or night out. 7,6,5,4,3,2,1.....last night was so messy.

Damn you mother nature

Hungover

I could go on but that will do for now

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"'Damn you Mother Nature.'

'Time of the month.'

Etc

Why on earth some ladies feel the need to share their menstrual cycle via status is beyond me. Classy.

doesn't quite annoy me but makes me think they really want a bang but want to make sure they find someone with that kink..... I will accept that I'm probably wrong though

i usually hoped for that, got messages about anal and bjs instead so stopped putting that as a status.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"'Damn you Mother Nature.'

'Time of the month.'

Etc

Why on earth some ladies feel the need to share their menstrual cycle via status is beyond me. Classy. "

This.

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Deleting this

This is boring

Don't message saying hi

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Whinging statuses that complain the site is shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for a great night sexy, you know who you are!"

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By *adyLucknGamblersCouple
over a year ago

Harwich / Colchester

Whinging status about not getting meets ....

then see profile is non verified, no pictures and one line sentence of bio... errrmmm lol

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I have no doubt that mine annoy most because I ut up events ... do I hold my hands up and take it (actually quite like the sound of that ) Haha

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Ones along the line of 'Are there any genuine people on here?' .... which, translated, almost certainly means 'Why will no-one meet me, wah'.

And similarly, the kind which make sweeping generalisations, of any sort, but, for example 'The women here are all up themselves' which strangely enough also almost certainly translates as 'Why will no-one meet me, wah'

Of course, I'm sure statuses like that prompt a sudden influx of sympathy messages from genuine and *not* up themselves women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*shrugs*

Can't say I've ever been annoyed by a status update. ..maybe when I see one that says "scarlet seduction smells like wee and is a shit shag" I might raise an eyebrow. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*shrugs*

Can't say I've ever been annoyed by a status update. ..maybe when I see one that says "scarlet seduction smells like wee and is a shit shag" I might raise an eyebrow. .."

Status updated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*shrugs*

Can't say I've ever been annoyed by a status update. ..maybe when I see one that says "scarlet seduction smells like wee and is a shit shag" I might raise an eyebrow. .."

Half tempted to change mine now!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

""No bald men"

I'm rather partial to bald men

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Fab my photo usually accompanied by a photo that has been uploaded and deleted 6 times already.

Bore off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*shrugs*

Can't say I've ever been annoyed by a status update. ..maybe when I see one that says "scarlet seduction smells like wee and is a shit shag" I might raise an eyebrow. ..

Status updated!"

Chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was the other day from a woman that said "wow, when did the men on here become so picky"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know who you are

420

Line of ready for a fuck

I'll pay your taxi

This is shit

Right mingers on here

Can you bring me a pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was the other day from a woman that said "wow, when did the men on here become so picky"

She has a valid point

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

There's been a few that make me chuckle. Ranty ones about things other's do are the most amusing.

Jealous much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples profiles with "male only playing tonight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples profiles with male only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was the other day from a woman that said "wow, when did the men on here become so picky"

She has a valid point

I know, how dare us men not want to stick our penis in any hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked mine from the other day, ever have that feeling where you want to American history X someone's face on a curb.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Does anyone actually meet off here" appears quite regularly in my local feed.

Yes, we do meet - just not with you lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

All of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are my random musings

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Naming and shaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiney & Whingy ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the 'you know who you are' ones

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Guys saying they 'get more action on Pof /tinder' and the like

Feel like screaming 'fuck off there then' !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys saying they 'get more action on Pof /tinder' and the like

Feel like screaming 'fuck off there then' ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the 'you know who you are' ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status update pet peeve:

Board

At least spell it wright!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm most annoyed about my own status at the moment.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Ones from d*unk people telling everyone they are "partying"......Hangs head in shame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they go on about wanting someone to suck their cock then leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they go on about wanting someone to suck their cock then leave. "

I knew I'd annoyed you haha

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones that make bitchy comments about folk

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By *xoticMermaidWoman
over a year ago

NORTH WEST

'Meet now?'...who the fuck are u??

'Hungover, need balls draining'...again, who are u?

'So horny' ...arent we all

'Anyone fancy a meet now'...really! Anyone?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where blokes put there phone number on thinking your going call them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones that say things like "looking for new friends to chat to" and then you send a hello and it gets deleted without even a response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big cocks only please".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hangover horn "

Wtf is that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or just going have a bath n bed early.

Its not Facebook lol

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

The bored someone kik me !!! that doesn't really do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or just going have a bath n bed early.

Its not Facebook lol"

You'd think it was. Some give you a full update of what they are / have been up to and who with. Even what's for dinner!

Yawn!!!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

School hols, no fun for me grrrrr.

Like getting dick from random strange men is more important than yer kids, fucksake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None - I blocked all the annoying fucktards who live near me ages ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who say please send a face picture..and never reply..

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Fancy going to (insert name of swingers club) tonight, who wants to take me.

Fuck off, get a taxi, ya prick teasing skinflint.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I need a job, anyone help?

Yea, get back on yer aff profile and stop asking for payment on here....ya cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! Ten zillion messages. It may take me a while to get back to you.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Fancy going to (insert name of swingers club) tonight, who wants to take me.

Fuck off, get a taxi, ya prick teasing skinflint."

I replied to one of these; sent a nice message, explaining it was my first club visit so I would be quite nervous, but up for a chat, even included my face pic. Said person read my email, didn't reply, clocked me in the club later, and ignored me. Not the all-welcoming friendly ambience I was led to expect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow! Ten zillion messages. It may take me a while to get back to you."

Best. Name. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gushing over a repeated meet ... vomited inducing

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By *ackStrakerMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

One local couple have one status only they put up constantly

Stoned/Horny

Oh god let's all rush round cause that sounds like a crap party.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Thanks for today, you know who you are.

Obviously, fucking tell them, don't put it on yer status. I don't know who they are and couldn't give a shit.

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By *ackStrakerMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Thanks for today, you know who you are.

Obviously, fucking tell them, don't put it on yer status. I don't know who they are and couldn't give a shit."

Actually they've said that cause they've actually forgotten who it was and is hoping for a reply to work it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who say please send a face picture..and never reply.."

Are they obliged to then??!

Statuses moaning xxxx has blocked them and having a rant at them. They won't see it, they've blocked you!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

The Couples and Females who clearly state they won't meet Men, then include Men in their preferences!.

Or vice versa!

Get a grip on continuity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sat in Cafe ner0 before I start work "

Probably a lollypop woman or similar

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Damn, my (insert appliance) has broken.

Cue hundreds of local men shaking down argos for said appliance, for a mere sniff of clunge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn, my (insert appliance) has broken.

Cue hundreds of local men shaking down argos for said appliance, for a mere sniff of clunge."

Fucking LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones that state their site support is running out and that the guys won't be able to see their photos any longer if it does

They're just after some mug to pay it for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only ones I read are those of people on our friends list, since none of them are idiots or arseholes, their occasional status updates tend to be benign enough, occasionally humorous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"School hols, no fun for me grrrrr.

Like getting dick from random strange men is more important than yer kids, fucksake.

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

"'Damn you Mother Nature.'

'Time of the month.'

Etc

Why on earth some ladies feel the need to share their menstrual cycle via status is beyond me. Classy. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for today, you know who you are.

Obviously, fucking tell them, don't put it on yer status. I don't know who they are and couldn't give a shit.

Actually they've said that cause they've actually forgotten who it was and is hoping for a reply to work it out"

Haha that is probably true in some cases you know

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

"Ones that state their site support is running out and that the guys won't be able to see their photos any longer if it does

They're just after some mug to pay it for them

Do some realy do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of messages. Anyone want to hit me up with a code?

Stop being so bastard tight and that's from a Scotsman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones who put "board"

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Anbody got any ? Come and shag my wife if you have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anbody got any ? Come and shag my wife if you have. "

That's the usual weekend update lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open to offers ???

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Ones asking a specific member to contact them "
and when they contact me I tell them to find who they have on their status

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

""Deleting this tomorrow"

Why wait until tomorrow?! Stop crying for attention and do it already!!

"
that's a bit rich from someone who starts threads, isn't that attention seeking?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Actually ones that contain Kik, Skype or phone numbers, makes them look desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones who say " got a thousand messages get through them asap "

Yeah flipping right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just looked at updates and no statuses out of the ordinary. Pics loaded is a different kettle of fish

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The Thank you for a great time, you know who you are BS ones.

Like they actually exist....NOT!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

When someone asks to meet, you say yes, they blow you out.

Then say ...free tonight, can accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone asks to meet, you say yes, they blow you out.

Then say ...free tonight, can accommodate "

This

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"When someone asks to meet, you say yes, they blow you out.

Then say ...free tonight, can accommodate

This

Even worse when they know you got the feels for them. Ha!

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By *xoticMermaidWoman
over a year ago

NORTH WEST

"When someone asks to meet, you say yes, they blow you out.

Then say ...free tonight, can accommodate

This

Even worse when they know you got the feels for them. Ha! "

Or not been online for days n then block u! (Sigh)

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"When someone asks to meet, you say yes, they blow you out.

Then say ...free tonight, can accommodate "

We had this last Saturday, WTF

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Even worse had the cheek to come back tonight, Why oh Why??

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Horny now

Need my cock sucked

My balls need emptying

Watch me wank

Etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own...

But then all the song lyrics I borrow

They say things much better than I ever could..

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Anything that starts with fun guy..men

Looking for women.. couples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wanna chat!" So dull an annoying!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that starts with fun guy..men

Looking for women.. couples"

Surely you mean fungi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who like to pick me from tube station. Who can drive me to club tonight.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Anything that starts with fun guy..men

Looking for women.. couples

Surely you mean fungi

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bored of this place"

"All you guys have to try harder"

"Oh I'm about to have such a great shag"

"Oh that was such a great shag"

"Oh that was such a shite shag"

"My mailbox is getting empty"

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Clem is all mine, all you other biatches back off!"

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

My balls need emptying! - Fuck off and have a wank

What a great meet, you know who you are - No you have no verifications and your speaking shite!

Who wants sucked now? Ready and waiting - I thought you were straight

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