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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please." Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing | |||
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"Sorry due to my low attention span I only look at the pictures. Like: Bewbs Dislike: Right foot is a few millimetres longer than left foot" Thanks for your honest input. (I only look at your pics too) | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing " Go away. You're not a man. | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing " You're a woman who obviously can't read  | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing Go away. You're not a man. " Or is she  | |||
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"What do you like about my profile?" Nice LBD 
"What do you not like?" Feet photo  | |||
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"You're submissive - Like (very much) Your wallpaper - Dislike "It's going to be replaced with butterflies soon. | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? Nice LBD
What do you not like?
Feet photo "I have troll feet | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please." Likes: profile is short, sweet & to the point
Dislikes: just 2pics  which really don't show what u look like. | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing Go away. You're not a man. " How do you know | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please." I like; the fact you are photo-verified; you have verifications on display; you have (I think) your own photos. I don't like; you sound harsh. | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing " However I like the pvc / wet look in yours !! Xx | |||
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"From a woman's perspective I think it's odd. Like your name is Brain, yet your headless
Is this a serious thread "If you could see my head you still wouldn't be able to see my brain
This is why I didn't ask for women's opinions. | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please." You don't meet single guys and most of your text is negative age range 99/99 so no-one can message you. Nice full body pic though. | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing You're a woman who obviously can't read "You can't dictate who posts my dear | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing Go away. You're not a man. How do you know " Great point. Pls sent cock pics for me to analyse. TheBrain I am not sorry for hijacking your thread. Nor will I share said cock pics 
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing However I like the pvc / wet look in yours !! Xx" Thank you | |||
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"Tried again and only got as far as your location Made up place names like that put me off,Narnia,vagtown etc Just me" Barking is a real place.  | |||
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Don't like the negative tone of your text - need some positive, friendly stuff in there. | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing However I like the pvc / wet look in yours !! Xx" 'Scuse me....chat her up in your own time. Thank you | |||
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"Tried again and only got as far as your location Made up place names like that put me off,Narnia,vagtown etc Just me" I'm hoping this was a joke  | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing Go away. You're not a man. How do you know Great point. Pls sent cock pics for me to analyse. TheBrain I am not sorry for hijacking your thread. Nor will I share said cock pics
#AllMine"Lol xx | |||
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"You're submissive - Like (very much) Your wallpaper - Dislike
It's going to be replaced with butterflies soon."Butterflies eh? In that case, despite me being a little to young for you (I never thought I'd need to type that on here ha ha); do feel free to stop by my profile, introduce yourself and tell me what you think.. | |||
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"You're submissive - Like (very much) Your wallpaper - Dislike "I used to have that wallpaper, I didn't like it either | |||
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"Tried again and only got as far as your location Made up place names like that put me off,Narnia,vagtown etc Just me I'm hoping this was a joke " | |||
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"Tried again and only got as far as your location Made up place names like that put me off,Narnia,vagtown etc Just me I'm hoping this was a joke
"Fecker I'm off to site feedback to plead for a sarcasm filter cos mine ran out | |||
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"I'm not a real woman, can I say something?" Are you a unicorn | |||
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"I'm not a real woman, can I say something? Are you a unicorn "Shhhhh, I'm pretending to be a bloke so I can comment... | |||
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"Tried again and only got as far as your location Made up place names like that put me off,Narnia,vagtown etc Just me I'm hoping this was a joke
Fecker I'm off to site feedback to plead for a sarcasm filter cos mine ran out "GDI mine did too! *moves to Slack Bottom* | |||
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"I'm not a real woman, can I say something? Are you a unicorn
Shhhhh, I'm pretending to be a bloke so I can comment..."Okay. Nice tits Topsy Rogers bloke | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please." Don't like the feet pic .... | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing You're a woman who obviously can't read
You can't dictate who posts my dear "I specifically said "Just for men" I don't want women's opinions thank you. | |||
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"Even if OP begs for advice my lips are sealed" Me too. I'm not a man I can't talk | |||
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Feet photo?! :- nooo just nooo
It's hard to see what your after ? As previously stated no one unless they're 99 and a hermaphrodit can message you lol
Soften up the text - post more photos | |||
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"I'm not a real woman, can I say something? Are you a unicorn
Shhhhh, I'm pretending to be a bloke so I can comment...
Okay. Nice tits Topsy Rogers bloke "Chat him up in your own bleeding time! | |||
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"I'm not a real woman, can I say something? Are you a unicorn
Shhhhh, I'm pretending to be a bloke so I can comment..."Sorry, a bloke wouldn't know what a vagina was | |||
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"I'm not a real woman, can I say something? Are you a unicorn
Shhhhh, I'm pretending to be a bloke so I can comment...
Okay. Nice tits Topsy Rogers bloke
Chat him up in your own bleeding time!"Yeah, stop hijacking her thread! | |||
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"Even if OP begs for advice my lips are sealed" Until you're ordered to give a blow job, right? | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing You're a woman who obviously can't read
You can't dictate who posts my dear
I specifically said "Just for men" I don't want women's opinions thank you."Not looking for men but only want opinions from men 
I think like a bloke. My ex boss said I'd got more balls than most men he knew. Besides most the geezers in here are part feminine anyway.
I love a good grenade in a thread. Quick run everyone | |||
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"I'm not a real woman, can I say something? Are you a unicorn
Shhhhh, I'm pretending to be a bloke so I can comment...
Sorry, a bloke wouldn't know what a vagina was "The accepted medical terminology is twinkle cave, thankyouverymuch | |||
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"I'm not a real woman, can I say something? Are you a unicorn
Shhhhh, I'm pretending to be a bloke so I can comment...
Okay. Nice tits Topsy Rogers bloke
Chat him up in your own bleeding time!
Yeah, stop hijacking her thread! "Look, how am I supposed to find the opinions I asked for with all this jabbering going on?? | |||
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"Even if OP begs for advice my lips are sealed Until you're ordered to give a blow job, right? " Or until the next ice lolly pops out the freezer | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing You're a woman who obviously can't read
You can't dictate who posts my dear
I specifically said "Just for men" I don't want women's opinions thank you.
Not looking for men but only want opinions from men
I think like a bloke. My ex boss said I'd got more balls than most men he knew. Besides most the geezers in here are part feminine anyway.
I love a good grenade in a thread. Quick run everyone "Just to clarify, I am here for men. And I've had plenty | |||
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"Just to clarify, I am here for men. And I've had plenty "No idea how, with your attitude | |||
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"It will be great to have a face pic...if not...upload some more body pics. Not looking for single guys, but don't say if couples or single female is ok... "Sadly, I can't have a face pic in public. Too many men would fall in love with my beauty and die of lust. | |||
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"Just to clarify, I am here for men. And I've had plenty
No idea how, with your attitude
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"Just to clarify, I am here for men. And I've had plenty
No idea how, with your attitude
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please." the last bit about making u squirt. U sound that u will be ungrateful if he did make u squirt and scream. Not alot of men are out to do that. If there good and they make you squirt n scream naturally because they know what their doing, then surely you should appreciate it because you have just had the best orgasam of your life love. You sound like you don't want to have fun in sex or enjoy it. That's one thing wrong with your profile! ! The good thing is? Your dress is nice your welcome | |||
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"To be honest. I don't get the point of your profile. Very negative description and you've made it impossible for anyone to message you. The answer to your question. I like nothing and hate everything about it. Sorry. Genuine answer x" Never be sorry for being honest and true to yourself. | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. the last bit about making u squirt. U sound that u will be ungrateful if he did make u squirt and scream. Not alot of men are out to do that. If there good and they make you squirt n scream naturally because they know what their doing, then surely you should appreciate it because you have just had the best orgasam of your life love. You sound like you don't want to have fun in sex or enjoy it. That's one thing wrong with your profile! ! The good thing is? Your dress is nice your welcome "Is that actually on my profile? I really should read it now and then. | |||
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I like your nail varnish.
I think your profile is too sickly sweet.
You know men like the "treat them mean, keep them keen" approach 
Make them jump through hoops to meet you | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. the last bit about making u squirt. U sound that u will be ungrateful if he did make u squirt and scream. Not alot of men are out to do that. If there good and they make you squirt n scream naturally because they know what their doing, then surely you should appreciate it because you have just had the best orgasam of your life love. You sound like you don't want to have fun in sex or enjoy it. That's one thing wrong with your profile! ! The good thing is? Your dress is nice your welcome "There's is nothing to be grateful about pissing the bed. And it's not from an orgasm. | |||
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"Just to clarify, I am here for men. And I've had plenty
No idea how, with your attitude
I have boobs and a vagina dear "Good point, well made! | |||
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"I am going to comment because I don't obey orders on here
I like your nail varnish.
I think your profile is too sickly sweet.
You know men like the "treat them mean, keep them keen" approach
Make them jump through hoops to meet you "Hmmm. How would that work - the lady purports to be submissive! | |||
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"Just to clarify, I am here for men. And I've had plenty
No idea how, with your attitude
Yorkshire
Be nice "It was said in jest, referring to that other thread | |||
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"I am going to comment because I don't obey orders on here
I like your nail varnish.
I think your profile is too sickly sweet.
You know men like the "treat them mean, keep them keen" approach
Make them jump through hoops to meet you "I like your oppositional defiant attitude so I'll accept your comment. I'll try to be meaner. | |||
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"It will be great to have a face pic...if not...upload some more body pics. Not looking for single guys, but don't say if couples or single female is ok...
Sadly, I can't have a face pic in public. Too many men would fall in love with my beauty and die of lust. "Definitely a man | |||
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"I am going to comment because I don't obey orders on here
I like your nail varnish.
I think your profile is too sickly sweet.
You know men like the "treat them mean, keep them keen" approach
Make them jump through hoops to meet you
Hmmm. How would that work - the lady purports to be submissive! "Once I have captured the heart of a beast I am | |||
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"It will be great to have a face pic...if not...upload some more body pics. Not looking for single guys, but don't say if couples or single female is ok...
Sadly, I can't have a face pic in public. Too many men would fall in love with my beauty and die of lust.
Definitely a man "Thanks for your confession. Knew you were | |||
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"I do not know but i my photo are not as good as they can be that what i do not like. "I can't do sexy I'm afraid. The feet are to scare away the faint hearted. | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing " I second this response. | |||
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"My mum always taught me that if I have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. "No, that was the rabbit on Disney's Robin Hood | |||
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"Definitely time for some popcorn I reckon!! "If you had said tea I would have let you in. Bugger off woman and take that awful snack with you. Thank you | |||
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"It will be great to have a face pic...if not...upload some more body pics. Not looking for single guys, but don't say if couples or single female is ok...
Sadly, I can't have a face pic in public. Too many men would fall in love with my beauty and die of lust.
Definitely a man
Thanks for your confession. Knew you were "Hahaha touche. Ditto my dear | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Oooooooh short sharp not very friendly profile. Pics not enticing I second this response. " Thank you both for your response. | |||
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"It will be great to have a face pic...if not...upload some more body pics. Not looking for single guys, but don't say if couples or single female is ok...
Sadly, I can't have a face pic in public. Too many men would fall in love with my beauty and die of lust.
Definitely a man
Thanks for your confession. Knew you were
Hahaha touche.
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"It's awful in every way Plenty others to spend my time with - next " And I wish you every pleasure on Earth with them. Thank you. | |||
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"I like the line about squirting and gushing being a party trick that they can take elsewhere, it makes me have funny images in my head!" For some reason I'm thinking dancing fountains like they have in front of Vegas casinos | |||
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"I like the line about squirting and gushing being a party trick that they can take elsewhere, it makes me have funny images in my head!" Images of a whale blowing out if its blow hole? | |||
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"It will be great to have a face pic...if not...upload some more body pics. Not looking for single guys, but don't say if couples or single female is ok...
Sadly, I can't have a face pic in public. Too many men would fall in love with my beauty and die of lust.
Definitely a man
Thanks for your confession. Knew you were
Hahaha touche.
Ditto my dear
Fancy a pint?"Nah dnt do pints I'm a wine or prosecco girl. Oops man pmsl | |||
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"I thought just for men was a hair dye "So it is. Do you use it? | |||
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"My mum always taught me that if I have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.
No, that was the rabbit on Disney's Robin Hood "Actually it was my mother but nice try. I later saw it in a movie but it was actually Thumper from Bambi Not robin hood. If you're going to try shoot me down atleast do it properly | |||
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"It will be great to have a face pic...if not...upload some more body pics. Not looking for single guys, but don't say if couples or single female is ok...
Sadly, I can't have a face pic in public. Too many men would fall in love with my beauty and die of lust.
Definitely a man
Thanks for your confession. Knew you were
Hahaha touche.
Ditto my dear
Fancy a pint?
Nah dnt do pints I'm a wine or prosecco girl. Oops man pmsl "Yea yea | |||
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"My mum always taught me that if I have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.
No, that was the rabbit on Disney's Robin Hood
Actually it was my mother but nice try. I later saw it in a movie but it was actually Thumper from Bambi Not robin hood. If you're going to try shoot me down atleast do it properly "Right. I'm going to have to watch Robin Hood now | |||
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"I thought just for men was a hair dye
So it is. Do you use it?"no I'm going grey with dignity excepting my aging as a part of life to be enjoyed not feared or ashamed of. | |||
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"I thought just for men was a hair dye
So it is. Do you use it?
no I'm going grey with dignity excepting my aging as a part of life to be enjoyed not feared or ashamed of."Me too. I'm refusing to shave off my grey pubes. Vive la bush! | |||
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"I like the line about squirting and gushing being a party trick that they can take elsewhere, it makes me have funny images in my head! Images of a whale blowing out if its blow hole? "Yes, lots of women skulking off holding their pollys with spurts everywhere! | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please." Did you used to be on extreme fishing with Robson Green? Good bait, well cast and will confuse anyone who thinks irony is what you smooth your shirts with. | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please.Did you used to be on extreme fishing with Robson Green? Good bait, well cast and will confuse anyone who thinks irony is what you smooth your shirts with." Hahaha pmsl | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu "Did you know OJ Simpson was in the original? | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu "I love that Mr gatekeeper. Hot sweaty gorgeous black men mmmm | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please.Did you used to be on extreme fishing with Robson Green? Good bait, well cast and will confuse anyone who thinks irony is what you smooth your shirts with." I fucking loved that series. Wasn't on it though | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu
I love that Mr gatekeeper. Hot sweaty gorgeous black men mmmm "He smells lovely too. | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu
I love that Mr gatekeeper. Hot sweaty gorgeous black men mmmm
He smells lovely too. "Yes I'm sure I will let you know when I meet him soon | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu
I love that Mr gatekeeper. Hot sweaty gorgeous black men mmmm
He smells lovely too.
Yes I'm sure I will let you know when I meet him soon "I want to know what he tastes like | |||
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"I like the line about squirting and gushing being a party trick that they can take elsewhere, it makes me have funny images in my head! Images of a whale blowing out if its blow hole?
Yes, lots of women skulking off holding their pollys with spurts everywhere!"Pollys | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please." Nice boobs,hairy feet | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu
I love that Mr gatekeeper. Hot sweaty gorgeous black men mmmm
He smells lovely too.
Yes I'm sure I will let you know when I meet him soon
I want to know what he tastes like "I tell you that as well | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu
I love that Mr gatekeeper. Hot sweaty gorgeous black men mmmm
He smells lovely too.
Yes I'm sure I will let you know when I meet him soon
I want to know what he tastes like
I tell you that as well "I do like a thread with a happy ending | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu
Did you know OJ Simpson was in the original?"It was a bit before my time so I've not seen the original series | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Nice boobs,hairy feet" Sorry, didn't have me glasses on when I plucked. | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu
I love that Mr gatekeeper. Hot sweaty gorgeous black men mmmm
He smells lovely too.
Yes I'm sure I will let you know when I meet him soon
I want to know what he tastes like
I tell you that as well
I do like a thread with a happy ending "Me too and Mr Gatekeeper is definitely going to get one lol | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Nice boobs,hairy feet Sorry, didn't have me glasses on when I plucked. " Its ok all women have hobbit feet,its not just you | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu
Did you know OJ Simpson was in the original?
It was a bit before my time so I've not seen the original series "I was VERY young when it came out (that's a little lie). I only found out he was on it a week or so ago. I didn't realise he was that old. | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu "Still milking the man flu I see | |||
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"Lol fucking hell I only went to make a cuppa "Hahaha well that's what happens when you disappear | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Nice boobs,hairy feet Sorry, didn't have me glasses on when I plucked. Its ok all women have hobbit feet,its not just you " I thought mine were more troll-like. Either way, they're keeping the weak men at bay. | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please." Positives It's classy not vulgar. You are clear about what you don't want. You don't come across arrogant. You're a sapiosexual. Negatives There's little humour And you haven't ticked 'anal | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Nice boobs,hairy feet" Hairy toes is a sign of good circulation! | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu
I love that Mr gatekeeper. Hot sweaty gorgeous black men mmmm
He smells lovely too.
Yes I'm sure I will let you know when I meet him soon
I want to know what he tastes like
I tell you that as well
I do like a thread with a happy ending
Me too and Mr Gatekeeper is definitely going to get one lol "I think he just breathed in his tea | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Positives It's classy not vulgar. You are clear about what you don't want. You don't come across arrogant. You're a sapiosexual. Negatives There's little humour And you haven't ticked 'anal "I save the humour for the bedroom (men laugh when I get undressed) Anal is for special people only (men with slim dicks) | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu
I love that Mr gatekeeper. Hot sweaty gorgeous black men mmmm
He smells lovely too.
Yes I'm sure I will let you know when I meet him soon
I want to know what he tastes like
I tell you that as well
I do like a thread with a happy ending
Me too and Mr Gatekeeper is definitely going to get one lol
I think he just breathed in his tea "Think he just spat it out he's gone quiet | |||
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"What do you like about my profile? What do you not like? Genuine answers please. Nice boobs,hairy feet Hairy toes is a sign of good circulation!" My blood must be speeding around my body then. | |||
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"Your profile says to me that you know what you want, and you'll look for it all by yourself. The subliminal message I read is that men claiming to be able to tweak this, bend that, two lunges there and you'll be having orgasms forever doesn't impress in the slightest and shows a jaded reaction to those who claim to know how women work. You appear to be wired slightly differently to what people expect, are confident in your skin and don't have to work on selling yourself. Would I message you? No. Is that a reflection on your profile? No. There is no way to gauge if we would be compatible so I would (hypothetically) stalk you in the forums to see how you tick. Then wait to see if you messaged me. That is about as honest as I can get "That was rather astute of you. Although, I don't tend to go looking for men; I open my filters and write something serious on my profile to entice the kind of person I'm looking for. It works very well. I'm not currently looking for new men, which is why my profile is as it is. I do still get some messages; the pics aren't enough to put them off | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu
I love that Mr gatekeeper. Hot sweaty gorgeous black men mmmm
He smells lovely too.
Yes I'm sure I will let you know when I meet him soon
I want to know what he tastes like
I tell you that as well
I do like a thread with a happy ending
Me too and Mr Gatekeeper is definitely going to get one lol
I think he just breathed in his tea
Think he just spat it out he's gone quiet "Probably looking through your pics | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu
I love that Mr gatekeeper. Hot sweaty gorgeous black men mmmm
He smells lovely too.
Yes I'm sure I will let you know when I meet him soon
I want to know what he tastes like
I tell you that as well
I do like a thread with a happy ending
Me too and Mr Gatekeeper is definitely going to get one lol
I think he just breathed in his tea
Think he just spat it out he's gone quiet
Probably looking through your pics "He always does lol | |||
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" That was rather astute of you. Although, I don't tend to go looking for men; I open my filters and write something serious on my profile to entice the kind of person I'm looking for. It works very well. I'm not currently looking for new men, which is why my profile is as it is. I do still get some messages; the pics aren't enough to put them off "I have my moments. I'm not all look at me threads and White Knighting all over the place | |||
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" That was rather astute of you. Although, I don't tend to go looking for men; I open my filters and write something serious on my profile to entice the kind of person I'm looking for. It works very well. I'm not currently looking for new men, which is why my profile is as it is. I do still get some messages; the pics aren't enough to put them off
I have my moments. I'm not all look at me threads and White Knighting all over the place "Hey, someone has to do it | |||
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"I like the fact that you speak your mind and that your profile is not just a standard copy and paste job. It comes across as rather harsh and negative ( you may well not be ) and in combination with pictures which don't particularly entice, I wouldn't necessarily make contact. Best wishes x" Thank you for your honesty | |||
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"I like the fact that you speak your mind and that your profile is not just a standard copy and paste job. It comes across as rather harsh and negative ( you may well not be ) and in combination with pictures which don't particularly entice, I wouldn't necessarily make contact. Best wishes x" Your verifications imply that you are great fun though!! | |||
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"I like the fact that you speak your mind and that your profile is not just a standard copy and paste job. It comes across as rather harsh and negative ( you may well not be ) and in combination with pictures which don't particularly entice, I wouldn't necessarily make contact. Best wishes x Your verifications imply that you are great fun though!!" We'll, one can't give away too much on here, can one | |||
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"Nice photos and not a bad profile. It does come across as a bit negative though; mainly your preferences being what you are not looking for rather than what you are. Also it looks like you are only looking to meet 99yr olds "That's the way to ensure I don't come up on searches, for now. I'm currently relaxing and enjoying the site, without new messages coming in. | |||
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" Also it looks like you are only looking to meet 99yr olds "I'd Fab the photos | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu
Still milking the man flu I see "You know it | |||
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"Totally off topic but this thread reminded me to watch the original series of Roots and the 2016 remake while I recover from man flu
I love that Mr gatekeeper. Hot sweaty gorgeous black men mmmm
He smells lovely too. "Adding this as a testimonial on my profile | |||
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"That's the way to ensure I don't come up on searches, for now. I'm currently relaxing and enjoying the site, without new messages coming in. " That makes sense - ultra Fab ninja mode | |||
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"I have rules, but you don't explain them" They are to be discussed prior to meeting. Too many people say they are up for anything, but really they aren't. | |||
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"That's the way to ensure I don't come up on searches, for now. I'm currently relaxing and enjoying the site, without new messages coming in. That makes sense - ultra Fab ninja mode "Saves people wasting their time looking at me when I'm not looking for anyone new. | |||
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"Bored today i assume op." No. I was wondering if women ignored requests as much as men do, on threads. I knew the topic would digress, they always do. | |||
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"Bored today i assume op. No. I was wondering if women ignored requests as much as men do, on threads. I knew the topic would digress, they always do. " I knew it. That's why I wanted to help prove you right | |||
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"Bored today i assume op. No. I was wondering if women ignored requests as much as men do, on threads. I knew the topic would digress, they always do. " Good point. And you got your answer re women | |||
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"Bored today i assume op. No. I was wondering if women ignored requests as much as men do, on threads. I knew the topic would digress, they always do. I knew it. That's why I wanted to help prove you right "We just can't help ourselves can we | |||
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"Bored today i assume op. No. I was wondering if women ignored requests as much as men do, on threads. I knew the topic would digress, they always do. Good point. And you got your answer re women "I haven't done a tally. I don't know who the worse offenders are. | |||
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"Your profile made me so horny I had to get off the train go in to a public lavatory , pour goose lard over my manhood and furiously masterbate imagining that you were being a good maid in the missionary position "That is the exact effect I was aiming for | |||
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"Bored today i assume op. No. I was wondering if women ignored requests as much as men do, on threads. I knew the topic would digress, they always do. Good point. And you got your answer re women
I haven't done a tally. I don't know who the worse offenders are. "Raises hand, it's me, it's me!!! | |||
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"Your profile made me so horny I had to get off the train go in to a public lavatory , pour goose lard over my manhood and furiously masterbate imagining that you were being a good maid in the missionary position
That is the exact effect I was aiming for "Well I am hoping I don't go blind as the priest says self masterbation is dangerous for the eyesight | |||
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"Your profile made me so horny I had to get off the train go in to a public lavatory , pour goose lard over my manhood and furiously masterbate imagining that you were being a good maid in the missionary position
That is the exact effect I was aiming for
Well I am hoping I don't go blind as the priest says self masterbation is dangerous for the eyesight "You know what they get up to after mass, don't take any notice | |||
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"Your profile made me so horny I had to get off the train go in to a public lavatory , pour goose lard over my manhood and furiously masterbate imagining that you were being a good maid in the missionary position
That is the exact effect I was aiming for
Well I am hoping I don't go blind as the priest says self masterbation is dangerous for the eyesight
You know what they get up to after mass, don't take any notice "No what do they get up to - did you answer their advert as well | |||
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"Your profile made me so horny I had to get off the train go in to a public lavatory , pour goose lard over my manhood and furiously masterbate imagining that you were being a good maid in the missionary position
That is the exact effect I was aiming for
Well I am hoping I don't go blind as the priest says self masterbation is dangerous for the eyesight
You know what they get up to after mass, don't take any notice
No what do they get up to - did you answer their advert as well "No. It said men only | |||
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