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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Onion

What about yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monster munch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mini cheddars here.....

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

only posting in the hope of seeing this right above the cum topic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scampi fries ......

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"only posting in the hope of seeing this right above the cum topic. "

Dirty mare

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Imperial Leather apparently...at least that's what I washed my hands with a few minutes ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Imperial Leather apparently...at least that's what I washed my hands with a few minutes ago"

See you ruined it right there. Everyone else's mitts smell of some little snackette, then along comes Mr OCD and boom, we've been cleansed

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•


"only posting in the hope of seeing this right above the cum topic.

Dirty mare "

ended up being car anyway.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Imperial Leather apparently...at least that's what I washed my hands with a few minutes ago

See you ruined it right there. Everyone else's mitts smell of some little snackette, then along comes Mr OCD and boom, we've been cleansed "

Mr OCD

Would you rather I didn't wash my hands after a wee? (yes believe it or not some of us men do do that!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Office liquid soap..

Milton brown it isnt

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Springtime freshness.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Chocolate Cadbury fingers.

I opened them without Mr Luvva Man been here. Now I don't know what to do. Should I :

A. Eat them all and deny they ever existed

B. Eat them and replace them

C. Shuffle them along the tray to spread them out and superglue the packaging back together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol hand gel.

Filthy buggers in this office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry muffin that I've just scoffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate Cadbury fingers.

I opened them without Mr Luvva Man been here. Now I don't know what to do. Should I :

A. Eat them all and deny they ever existed

B. Eat them and replace them

C. Shuffle them along the tray to spread them out and superglue the packaging back together "

Deny deny deny. It is the safest of options. If you didn't see them they were never there tell him

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By *weeSeekoeieCouple
over a year ago

Richmond

Cherry lube. I am beginning to like cherries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cherry lube. I am beginning to like cherries."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milton.im cleaning freak

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By *aterjetWoman
over a year ago

South West

Grass. Just picked some for my fluffy animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pesto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pesto"

Spanish pervert?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Chocolate Cadbury fingers.

I opened them without Mr Luvva Man been here. Now I don't know what to do. Should I :

A. Eat them all and deny they ever existed

B. Eat them and replace them

C. Shuffle them along the tray to spread them out and superglue the packaging back together "

Any of the above...just don't whatever you do post anything about it on a public forum for him to see...

...oh wait!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut macaroons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moisturiser x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tile adhesive

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Chocolate Cadbury fingers.

I opened them without Mr Luvva Man been here. Now I don't know what to do. Should I :

A. Eat them all and deny they ever existed

B. Eat them and replace them

C. Shuffle them along the tray to spread them out and superglue the packaging back together

Any of the above...just don't whatever you do post anything about it on a public forum for him to see...

...oh wait!! "

Good point

Shit ADMIN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coco Butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Colombian microground instant coffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese."


"Onion "

Both of these, cheese and onion crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pesto

Spanish pervert?"

Gotta get my fix before Brexit

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Chlorine.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

The chocolate fingers are gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish flavoured boilies! And chicken

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Onion

What about yours "

Essence of wallet and rubber. I shouldn't take the au pair shopping in fettish shops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garlic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aunt Bessie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Engine oil and diesel..... Bus driver lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fish flavoured boilies! And chicken"

Ya must be a carp nut lol.

I'm a cod man myself (fishing not the game)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Dove soap!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Cat wormer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HARRIBO

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Prawn cocktail crisps

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Kerrygold butter

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wotsits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey bubble bath as in currently taking one

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Chocolate Cadbury fingers.

I opened them without Mr Luvva Man been here. Now I don't know what to do. Should I :

A. Eat them all and deny they ever existed

B. Eat them and replace them

C. Shuffle them along the tray to spread them out and superglue the packaging back together "

B, B, then A

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Toes "

Erm where's the icky emoji

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

Mandarin from hand wash x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausages and fairy liquid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sausages and fairy liquid "
nice combo!

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

It's been a very insightful thread this. Really shows up the freaks amongst us

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Some of you may be blocked after btw

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Engine oil and diesel..... Bus driver lol "

Ding ding....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toes

Erm where's the icky emoji "

There you go

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Toes

Erm where's the icky emoji

There you go "

Is thank you appropriate ?

Hey how come I'm not dealing a full pack of emojis

No that isn't a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm mine smell of onion also

Chopping one earlier and can still smell it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toes

Erm where's the icky emoji

There you go

Is thank you appropriate ?

Hey how come I'm not dealing a full pack of emojis

No that isn't a euphemism "

There's a good few hidden ones.

Just search for emoji and then reply quote on one of the posts to see the codes

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