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"Lies methinks the lady is telling  "not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures. | |||
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"Lies methinks the lady is telling not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.
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"Lies methinks the lady is telling not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.
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"Im to much of a prude to be on here" I'm to much of a prune to be on here | |||
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"lol I nearly spat my coffee out !!! I have the pleasure of knowing you of old and prior to your stunning weight loss (still amazes me) now i remember one occasion of a small gathering and you were by no means prudish lol " couldnt possibly have been me | |||
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"Im to much of a prude to be on here I'm to much of a prune to be on here "Only as old as your knees feel | |||
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"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck. Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed. This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No. I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say. Good riddance and good bye!!!" I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke  | |||
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"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck. Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed. This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No. I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say. Good riddance and good bye!!! I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke "either way its funny as fuck | |||
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"lol I nearly spat my coffee out !!! I have the pleasure of knowing you of old and prior to your stunning weight loss (still amazes me) now i remember one occasion of a small gathering and you were by no means prudish lol couldnt possibly have been me "Lol oh trust me... it was lol  | |||
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"lol I nearly spat my coffee out !!! I have the pleasure of knowing you of old and prior to your stunning weight loss (still amazes me) now i remember one occasion of a small gathering and you were by no means prudish lol couldnt possibly have been me
Lol oh trust me... it was lol "ive quietened down with age | |||
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"lol I nearly spat my coffee out !!! I have the pleasure of knowing you of old and prior to your stunning weight loss (still amazes me) now i remember one occasion of a small gathering and you were by no means prudish lol couldnt possibly have been me
Lol oh trust me... it was lol ive quietened down with age"Lol yes so have I .... honesty lol | |||
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"lol I nearly spat my coffee out !!! I have the pleasure of knowing you of old and prior to your stunning weight loss (still amazes me) now i remember one occasion of a small gathering and you were by no means prudish lol couldnt possibly have been me
Lol oh trust me... it was lol ive quietened down with age"Lol yes so have I .... honesty lol | |||
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"Lies methinks the lady is telling not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.
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"A paragon on virtue thats what i am" A thesaurus is what I need now lol | |||
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"A paragon on virtue thats what i am" I'm sure if I did some meticulous green arrowing, I could dig up some dirt on you | |||
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"A paragon on virtue thats what i am I'm sure if I did some meticulous green arrowing, I could dig up some dirt on you "ha ive already had some on this thread lol | |||
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"I just read this someone call 999  "what you trying to say | |||
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"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck. Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed. This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No. I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say. Good riddance and good bye!!! I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck "I laughed to be honest  it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! | |||
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"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck. Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed. This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No. I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say. Good riddance and good bye!!! I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck
I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! "I laughed. I saw steam coming out his ears | |||
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"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck. Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed. This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No. I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say. Good riddance and good bye!!! I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck
I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! "I'm still unsure whether is pretend or proper ranty. I nearly pee'd myself tho before I hid.  | |||
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"I just read this someone call 999 what you trying to say "Shall i show everyone how prude you are | |||
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"I just read this someone call 999 what you trying to say
Shall i show everyone how prude you are "Behave. Im crying laughing now | |||
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"I just read this someone call 999 what you trying to say
Shall i show everyone how prude you are Behave. Im crying laughing now"Do it do it do it do it lol Forgot the words now lol | |||
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"Im to much of a prude to be on here" Naaa. It's yet another one of them there "look at me" threads. Well, it certainly worked like a charm on me.  | |||
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"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck. Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed. This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No. I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say. Good riddance and good bye!!! I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck
I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! I laughed. I saw steam coming out his ears "Go on then, keep on laughing. You go and cross your legs and see if I bloody care. When that pussy starts twitching what are you going to do ehh. You tell me. Dildos are now illegal in the U.K. do you know that?? Nice looking fanny and you are taking the piss with it!!! Tut, tut............. | |||
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"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck. Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed. This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No. I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say. Good riddance and good bye!!! I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck
I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! I laughed. I saw steam coming out his ears
Go on then, keep on laughing. You go and cross your legs and see if I bloody care. When that pussy starts twitching what are you going to do ehh. You tell me. Dildos are now illegal in the U.K. do you know that??
Nice looking fanny and you are taking the piss with it!!!
Tut, tut............."well basil. May i call you basil. As long as ive got a hole in my arse i dont need a dildo | |||
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"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck. Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed. This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No. I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say. Good riddance and good bye!!! I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck
I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! I laughed. I saw steam coming out his ears
Go on then, keep on laughing. You go and cross your legs and see if I bloody care. When that pussy starts twitching what are you going to do ehh. You tell me. Dildos are now illegal in the U.K. do you know that??
Nice looking fanny and you are taking the piss with it!!!
Tut, tut.............well basil. May i call you basil. As long as ive got a hole in my arse i dont need a dildo "Green arrow not required after all. That's it right there. Well done Basil
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"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck. Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed. This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No. I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say. Good riddance and good bye!!! I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck
I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! I laughed. I saw steam coming out his ears
Go on then, keep on laughing. You go and cross your legs and see if I bloody care. When that pussy starts twitching what are you going to do ehh. You tell me. Dildos are now illegal in the U.K. do you know that??
Nice looking fanny and you are taking the piss with it!!!
Tut, tut.............well basil. May i call you basil. As long as ive got a hole in my arse i dont need a dildo
Green arrow not required after all. That's it right there. Well done Basil
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"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck. Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed. This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No. I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say. Good riddance and good bye!!! I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck
I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! I laughed. I saw steam coming out his ears
Go on then, keep on laughing. You go and cross your legs and see if I bloody care. When that pussy starts twitching what are you going to do ehh. You tell me. Dildos are now illegal in the U.K. do you know that??
Nice looking fanny and you are taking the piss with it!!!
Tut, tut.............well basil. May i call you basil. As long as ive got a hole in my arse i dont need a dildo "He enters the room, head down, sheepishly as if butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Yes my name is.......... He rushes to the corner of the room cock in hand and sits on the chair waiting for the action to begin. Carrot anyone he shouts with eyes wide shouts. Fuck it bitch, ooops. He retracts the statement, suck it bitch, oh fuck. He is getting excited kiss, kiss. End. | |||
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"AND i noticed not one white knight came to defend my honour. Wankers"  suck it up
As Mr Luvva Man would say, ting dun
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"AND i noticed not one white knight came to defend my honour. Wankers suck it up
As Mr Luvva Man would say, ting dun
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice" Well if you weren't so bleedin straight you could increase your chances. Or are you just Fab straight | |||
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"Im to much of a prude to be on here" no you ain't.... | |||
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice Well if you weren't so bleedin straight you could increase your chances. Or are you just Fab straight "oh yes about that as well | |||
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"Im to much of a prude to be on here no you ain't...." dont you start | |||
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice Well if you weren't so bleedin straight you could increase your chances. Or are you just Fab straight "The op is grandma straight till she goes camping then falls over the guy rope | |||
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice Well if you weren't so bleedin straight you could increase your chances. Or are you just Fab straight The op is grandma straight till she goes camping then falls over the guy rope "Oh really
Would you like to start the thread again OP | |||
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice Well if you weren't so bleedin straight you could increase your chances. Or are you just Fab straight The op is grandma straight till she goes camping then falls over the guy rope
Oh really
Would you like to start the thread again OP "i didnt actually go camping. I just looked at the tent and fell over it | |||
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"Im to much of a prude to be on here no you ain't....dont you start "start what | |||
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"not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures. " Don't worry; you're among good company | |||
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"Im to much of a prude to be on here no you ain't....dont you start start what "arnt you supposed to be doing something | |||
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice" Why do you keep inviting me over then | |||
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"Im to much of a prude to be on here no you ain't....dont you start start what arnt you supposed to be doing something"like what???? | |||
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice Why do you keep inviting me over then "you can sleep with the cats | |||
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"Im to much of a prude to be on here no you ain't....dont you start start what arnt you supposed to be doing something like what???? "wanker | |||
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice Well if you weren't so bleedin straight you could increase your chances. Or are you just Fab straight The op is grandma straight till she goes camping then falls over the guy rope
Oh really
Would you like to start the thread again OP i didnt actually go camping. I just looked at the tent and fell over it"Alcohol involved Miss
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats"Oooh are you giving me pussies | |||
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice Well if you weren't so bleedin straight you could increase your chances. Or are you just Fab straight The op is grandma straight till she goes camping then falls over the guy rope
Oh really
Would you like to start the thread again OP i didnt actually go camping. I just looked at the tent and fell over it
Alcohol involved Miss
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats
Oooh are you giving me pussies "im writing all this down0 | |||
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats
Oooh are you giving me pussies im writing all this down0"What for | |||
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"Lies methinks the lady is telling not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.
"Nor do we, doesn't make you a prude, it just means that you have higher standards in our book. | |||
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats
Oooh are you giving me pussies im writing all this down0
What for "do you really want me to have to say | |||
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats
Oooh are you giving me pussies im writing all this down0
What for do you really want me to have to say "Dare ya | |||
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats
Oooh are you giving me pussies im writing all this down0
What for do you really want me to have to say
Dare ya "next time i got your cock in my mouth im going to seductively slide my hand under the pillow and pull out my little black book and i shall read it as ive got my teeth next to your cock. Dear | |||
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats
Oooh are you giving me pussies im writing all this down0
What for do you really want me to have to say
Dare ya next time i got your cock in my mouth im going to seductively slide my hand under the pillow and pull out my little black book and i shall read it as ive got my teeth next to your cock. Dear "Pmsl you said you were a prude !!!!! Kinky bitch | |||
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"Lies methinks the lady is telling not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.
Nor do we, doesn't make you a prude, it just means that you have higher standards in our book."Then I guess our standards are in between but we do have a good selection of different photos at least | |||
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"And another thing. Im going on sex strike. Not that anyone would notice Why do you keep inviting me over then you can sleep with the cats"Hang on he will corrupt miss noisy | |||
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"Lies methinks the lady is telling not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.
"Try mumsnet, might be more up your street | |||
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"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck. Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed. This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No. I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say. Good riddance and good bye!!!" Wow!!!!! | |||
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"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck. Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed. This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No. I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say. Good riddance and good bye!!! I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke "Me neither lol | |||
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"You are 100% correct. Get off the site quickly. Weirdos like you just fuck up what this site is all about and give it a bad name. You play games with guys and just want to collect pictures. What the fuck. Your behaviour ruins it for all the genuine women on here who just want to fuck. Go on fuck off, good bye you will not be missed. This should be so simple. Boy to girl, do you want to fuck? Yes or No. I am saying what a lot of people want to say but will not say. Good riddance and good bye!!! I'm not sure if this is a serious post or just a joke either way its funny as fuck
I laughed to be honest it's even more funnier if you imagine it in a Basil Fawlty sketch! I laughed. I saw steam coming out his ears
Go on then, keep on laughing. You go and cross your legs and see if I bloody care. When that pussy starts twitching what are you going to do ehh. You tell me. Dildos are now illegal in the U.K. do you know that??
Nice looking fanny and you are taking the piss with it!!!
Tut, tut............."Better look you up when I'm in Manchester at the weekend lol | |||
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"Lies methinks the lady is telling not really. I dont do sex chat. Dont wank. Dont send dirty pictures.
Try mumsnet, might be more up your street "there brutal in there | |||
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"Jeeeez , You still here ( )"yes. Deciding whether to go to mumsnet | |||
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"Jeeeez , You still here ( )yes. Deciding whether to go to mumsnet "Is mumsnet really brutal | |||
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"Jeeeez , You still here ( )yes. Deciding whether to go to mumsnet
Is mumsnet really brutal "have you ever looked at their forums?. Its good entertainment i wouldnt dare post on there | |||
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"Jeeeez , You still here ( )yes. Deciding whether to go to mumsnet
Is mumsnet really brutal have you ever looked at their forums?. Its good entertainment i wouldnt dare post on there" a while back. If I remember right there are abbreviations like Dd for darling daughter blah blah.
Nah not my scene | |||
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