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"You must have had shit day if that was highlight " Had a really good day thanks. What was your highlight? | |||
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"Swedish meatballs and colcannon i cooked for dinner I need to get out more " Can't beat a spicy meatball! What's colcannon? | |||
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"A lovely message from a fabulous friend. It really made me smile. " Fab friend or fabulous friend? Maybe both! | |||
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"my highlight was finally sitting down for breakfast at 3pm - heaven... too busy at work today " Breakfast is always the first meal no matter what time you have it! | |||
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"Training legs and getting hit on by some meathead who had clearly taken 3 scoops of preworkout... high as a kite. I had GREAT pleasure shooting him down " Mighty fine set of pins you have there! 3 scoops is clearly too many. I'm sure you could roundhouse the meatheads away all day and night! | |||
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"A phone call with a friend " It's the little connections that mean the most sometimes. | |||
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"Training legs and getting hit on by some meathead who had clearly taken 3 scoops of preworkout... high as a kite. I had GREAT pleasure shooting him down Mighty fine set of pins you have there! 3 scoops is clearly too many. I'm sure you could roundhouse the meatheads away all day and night! " Thankyou Yes but i fear that's what he was after | |||
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"Highlight for me was the arrival of the Cummins 6BT engine I recently bought now the fun of fitting it into a Defender begins " Had a mechanic mate who once tried to fit an engine in upside down because he was so stoned. I'm sure you've got this! | |||
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"Highlight for me was the arrival of the Cummins 6BT engine I recently bought now the fun of fitting it into a Defender begins Had a mechanic mate who once tried to fit an engine in upside down because he was so stoned. I'm sure you've got this! " | |||
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"Training legs and getting hit on by some meathead who had clearly taken 3 scoops of preworkout... high as a kite. I had GREAT pleasure shooting him down Mighty fine set of pins you have there! 3 scoops is clearly too many. I'm sure you could roundhouse the meatheads away all day and night! Thankyou Yes but i fear that's what he was after " Ooh I do like a lady that knows how to throw a good roundhouse kick! Keep training those pins! | |||
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"My youngest grandson taking his first steps with a pusher" He'll be sprinting the 100m before you know it! | |||
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"My daughter ringing me from her friend's, to tell me she passed her interview and got her first Job... Proud proud mummy!! " Wo wo wo wo! Is it child labour? There's no way you are old enough to have a grown up daughter! I thought you were about 25! What's the job? | |||
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"Mine was going to see a really good friend this evening for coffee " Skinny latte or a moca chocino? | |||
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"A lovely message from a fabulous friend. It really made me smile. Fab friend or fabulous friend? Maybe both! " Both | |||
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"I went to the casino and left with a extra £5 in my pocket " Good work! As Wesley Snipes says... always bet on black. | |||
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"Mine was going to see a really good friend this evening for coffee Skinny latte or a moca chocino?" Instant coffee ! But the company was good, just don't tell her I said so | |||
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"I went to the casino and left with a extra £5 in my pocket Good work! As Wesley Snipes says... always bet on black. " Not this time...... Hot numbers all ways win..... | |||
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"Mine was going to see a really good friend this evening for coffee Skinny latte or a moca chocino? Instant coffee ! But the company was good, just don't tell her I said so " I won't say a word. | |||
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"I hope mine is yet to happen! " The night is only young! Do tell me more! | |||
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"My highlight was when my fwb came into the kitchen, while I was cooking dinner and it was halftime for his footie match, he bent me over the counter n fucked the living daylights outta me! Was so good! " Half time efficiency! Scoring a piledriver over the counter. Glad that you were able to take one for the team! | |||
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"Getting a picture of a pussy in my mail " Oh really? Can I see? | |||
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"Lying on a beach in Rhodes ." Tough life! | |||
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"A phone call with a friend It's the little connections that mean the most sometimes. " You're right | |||
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"About 30 near perfect strokes amongst the hundreds we put in as a crew tonight. " No idea what your talking about but well done for the teamwork! | |||
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"Lying on a beach in Rhodes . Tough life! " Someone's got to do it . | |||
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"Going to bed " Sweet dreams! | |||
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"Getting into a relationship with the most amazing man!!" Good luck! Men are simple creatures. Food and blow jobs will keep most men happy 90% of the time. | |||
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"Getting into a relationship with the most amazing man!! Good luck! Men are simple creatures. Food and blow jobs will keep most men happy 90% of the time. " ThAnkyou and lots of swinging and threesomes!!!! | |||
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"Swedish meatballs and colcannon i cooked for dinner I need to get out more Can't beat a spicy meatball! What's colcannon? " Cabbage spring onions and mashed potatoes mixed loads of butter. | |||
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"Having lunch with my 14 year old daughter x priceless xx " I bet it wasn't priceless! I'm sure you picked up the bill and it was worth it! | |||
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"My daughter ringing me from her friend's, to tell me she passed her interview and got her first Job... Proud proud mummy!! Wo wo wo wo! Is it child labour? There's no way you are old enough to have a grown up daughter! I thought you were about 25! What's the job? " Haha she's 18 in October. It's a summer job in a call centre. Good money for her too | |||
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"Buying a Viking shield painted in my favourite football colours. Am so looking forward to getting it in the next few weeks. " Of course! Why the hell wouldn't you get your Viking shield in the team colours! | |||
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"Playing football in the garden with our friends youngest. Sounds silly, but for a brief moment I didn't have a care in the World. Nothing brings happiness and joy quite like a 5 year olds laughter. Sarah." Tis true! Kids have no filter and can be bloody hilarious | |||
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"Buying a Viking shield painted in my favourite football colours. Am so looking forward to getting it in the next few weeks. Of course! Why the hell wouldn't you get your Viking shield in the team colours! " If you don't have a team, like me. I've no idea what colour shield to get | |||
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"My daughter ringing me from her friend's, to tell me she passed her interview and got her first Job... Proud proud mummy!! " You have a daughter in work? Hold the phone.... | |||
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"I defied the laws of physics AND the laws of common sense and put a trailer IN my car. Have some of that, lack of tow-bar. Think you'll stop me getting a trailer?! Bwahahaha." What? How's this possible? You need to sign up to scrap heap challenge! | |||
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"huge ego boost at work but i think the best part was landing in my bed - exhausted " Good to be appreciated! | |||
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"A properly aligned shaft... " Got to make sure it's straight and generating the correct torque! | |||
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"Planning to meet someone special! " Who are they? We won't tell. | |||
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"2 fantastic bottles of red wine, hic " 2 bottles? It's good share. We want a glass too! | |||
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"The sunshine. Guaranteed to brighten up a dull day." Where was this sunshine you speak of? I got soaking wet! | |||
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"2 fantastic bottles of red wine, hic 2 bottles? It's good share. We want a glass too!" Sorry no can do, just started my 3rd | |||
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"Buying a Viking shield painted in my favourite football colours. Am so looking forward to getting it in the next few weeks. Of course! Why the hell wouldn't you get your Viking shield in the team colours! If you don't have a team, like me. I've no idea what colour shield to get " As it's painted any colour you like get one in your favourite colours. Mine just happens to be in red green and black | |||
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"Planning to meet someone special! Who are they? We won't tell. " He's around here somewhere! | |||
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"Finished work at 5, in the pool for 5:15 " That's pretty quick. Are you a lifeguard? | |||
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"I got a promotion at work today " Boom! Climbing the corporate ladder. What's the job? | |||
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"Getting my washing machine fixed x" Haven't you got that bloody washing machine fixed yet? Think it's time for a new one! | |||
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"Clocking out and going home." That's a late finish! Get yourself home | |||
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"Seeing my friend get his car stuck in a big muddy puddle after boasting he could drive through it! Muppet! Lol" Is he still stuck? | |||
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"Confirmation Of??" My own idiocy | |||
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"Confirmation Of?? My own idiocy " Well at least you now know. What did you do? | |||
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"Confirmation Of?? My own idiocy Well at least you now know. What did you do?" I thought I was a little bit special. What a dumb ass thing to do eh?! I am renaming myself Ed. | |||
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"Training legs and getting hit on by some meathead who had clearly taken 3 scoops of preworkout... high as a kite. I had GREAT pleasure shooting him down " have the police been called ? | |||
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"Mine was probably a 30 min chat with my boss who's in France. I was stood outside a petrol station in the rain while he told me all about his son's wedding that has just happened. I was in the middle of putting petrol in my car but couldn't hang up on him because he sounded so happy. What's been your highlight today? " I think sharing someone else's joy is lovely! Unscheduled trip to the pub with a good friend, her new beau and a friend of his. Great company and lovely to see my friend so happy | |||
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"Highlight of the day hmmm hard one. I guess only highlight that I survived another day at work and got safe home. " you deserve a blue peter badge | |||
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"Getting 24 Skyn condoms from the clinic " Hopefully they last til the weekend | |||
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"Highlight of the day hmmm hard one. I guess only highlight that I survived another day at work and got safe home. " Well you never know! Stay safe | |||
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"Naked hot tub on a week night." Don't have to be naked though. Think I'll wear my shinypants | |||
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"Mine was probably a 30 min chat with my boss who's in France. I was stood outside a petrol station in the rain while he told me all about his son's wedding that has just happened. I was in the middle of putting petrol in my car but couldn't hang up on him because he sounded so happy What's been your highlight today? I think sharing someone else's joy is lovely! Unscheduled trip to the pub with a good friend, her new beau and a friend of his. Great company and lovely to see my friend so happy " Looks like a double date on the cards! | |||
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"Highlight of my day was getting out of bed (sort of) Bloody back Even the cocodamol didn't help but THE SQUIRRELS, THE SQUIRRELS!!!" Yeah steady on the pils if there's squirrels running around your bedroom | |||
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"We're they after you nuts?" Who isn't? Take a ticket, join the que i say | |||
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"Hmm, helping a new client.....or maybe schooling a horse......or possibly taking my first ever whatsapp video call with helmet hair and no make up and finding I didn't look half bad at all haha! " How do you school a horse? Surely theyre rubbish at writing exams with those big hooves? Helmet hair is also a strong look. Making a comeback on the catwalk I heard | |||
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"Hmm, helping a new client.....or maybe schooling a horse......or possibly taking my first ever whatsapp video call with helmet hair and no make up and finding I didn't look half bad at all haha! How do you school a horse? Surely theyre rubbish at writing exams with those big hooves? Helmet hair is also a strong look. Making a comeback on the catwalk I heard " The helmet hair came from wearing the riding helmet - serious flattening involved lol! But one schools a horse by establishing good movement and lots of by repetition mostly, they make too much mess if you give them ink to play with! | |||
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"The tasty pizza I just ate and in a few hours when I get off of work." Sounds nice but might be your last one. Given what your man trump has threatened fat boy with fire and fury | |||
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"Highlight of my day was getting out of bed (sort of) Bloody back Even the cocodamol didn't help but THE SQUIRRELS, THE SQUIRRELS!!! Yeah steady on the pils if there's squirrels running around your bedroom " There was allsorts of crazy fucked up shit going on in my mind, I was glad when it wore off tbh, not that it helped with the pain.... I could do with a sultry girl who's good with her hands.... Probably wouldn't help with the pain but it'd certainly take my mind off it. Tomorrow's plan is to try & do some work which may mean sitting up in bed on the laptop... | |||
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"The tasty pizza I just ate and in a few hours when I get off of work. Sounds nice but might be your last one. Given what your man trump has threatened fat boy with fire and fury " Hey, if it happens it happens. There is nothing you or I can do about the fucked up situation. The senate needs to get Trump out now. Im in Philly, on the East Coast and fat boy Kim's missiles can supposedly only reach the West coast. We are getting extremely close to nuclear warfare. Im more worried about martial law more than anything else though. | |||
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"The tasty pizza I just ate and in a few hours when I get off of work. Sounds nice but might be your last one. Given what your man trump has threatened fat boy with fire and fury Hey, if it happens it happens. There is nothing you or I can do about the fucked up situation. The senate needs to get Trump out now. Im in Philly, on the East Coast and fat boy Kim's missiles can supposedly only reach the West coast. We are getting extremely close to nuclear warfare. Im more worried about martial law more than anything else though." Is that the situation if America is attacked martial law comes into play? Has been discussed briefly in another. Like Britain if under attack kinda goes all to shit I think. Hope fully this will all blow over shortly. Your man trump needs to take a chill pill and just let it be accepted fat boys got nukes, let him have the power, then surely can sit down to talks and thrash out disarmament. That's how I understand it, but given the situation we in does kinda scare me a little that two nut jobs are flexing power and military might, yet in event of shit, both these wankers will be alright. Its every day man and woman that will be fucked. Let's hope don't come to that. What you hearing over your way across the pond. What do Americans think of whats happened? | |||
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"The tasty pizza I just ate and in a few hours when I get off of work. Sounds nice but might be your last one. Given what your man trump has threatened fat boy with fire and fury Hey, if it happens it happens. There is nothing you or I can do about the fucked up situation. The senate needs to get Trump out now. Im in Philly, on the East Coast and fat boy Kim's missiles can supposedly only reach the West coast. We are getting extremely close to nuclear warfare. Im more worried about martial law more than anything else though." Good attitude! No point worrying about things outside your control. Concentrate on things that you can control. Hopefully the world doesn't end quite yet and we can look forward to more tasty Pizzas! | |||
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"Probably not a highlight as such but still very funny:My little staffy had a tantrum because I wouldn't give her an extra dental stick.She actually kicked me,turned her back on me and stomped off up the stairs!" Don't be a meanie! Give her another dental stick, she's had a tough dog week! | |||
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"Probably not a highlight as such but still very funny:My little staffy had a tantrum because I wouldn't give her an extra dental stick.She actually kicked me,turned her back on me and stomped off up the stairs! Don't be a meanie! Give her another dental stick, she's had a tough dog week! " She certainly has.All the cuddles and attention she gets must realy wear her out! | |||
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"my highlight was finally sitting down for breakfast at 3pm - heaven... too busy at work today " I swear the bonuses get smaller, the hours longer, the stress higher and the pay still the same..... | |||
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"my highlight was finally sitting down for breakfast at 3pm - heaven... too busy at work today I swear the bonuses get smaller, the hours longer, the stress higher and the pay still the same....." I quite agree! | |||
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"Getting home and seeing mrs K " Erm don't you mean getting home & fucking MrsK | |||
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"my highlight was finally sitting down for breakfast at 3pm - heaven... too busy at work today I swear the bonuses get smaller, the hours longer, the stress higher and the pay still the same..... I quite agree!" . Someone once said always look on the bright side of life so, executive lunches for the rest of the week | |||
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"The tasty pizza I just ate and in a few hours when I get off of work. Sounds nice but might be your last one. Given what your man trump has threatened fat boy with fire and fury Hey, if it happens it happens. There is nothing you or I can do about the fucked up situation. The senate needs to get Trump out now. Im in Philly, on the East Coast and fat boy Kim's missiles can supposedly only reach the West coast. We are getting extremely close to nuclear warfare. Im more worried about martial law more than anything else though. Is that the situation if America is attacked martial law comes into play? Has been discussed briefly in another. Like Britain if under attack kinda goes all to shit I think. Hope fully this will all blow over shortly. Your man trump needs to take a chill pill and just let it be accepted fat boys got nukes, let him have the power, then surely can sit down to talks and thrash out disarmament. That's how I understand it, but given the situation we in does kinda scare me a little that two nut jobs are flexing power and military might, yet in event of shit, both these wankers will be alright. Its every day man and woman that will be fucked. Let's hope don't come to that. What you hearing over your way across the pond. What do Americans think of whats happened?" A missile hitting or a war on American soil will not happen. Our missile defense sytem is "supposedly" perfect in tests. I would hope that it doesnt come to martial law over here, but nobody knows. Who wants the military out and about? Not many people I know are worried. Most pay no mind to it all. Of course its all over the news and shit, but to be honest Im really not worried the slightest. Guam is a different story, but I dont think Kim has the balls to do anything. If he does, North Korea will be blown to bits in a day or so. Emp's could do a whole lot of damage though. Thats more of a concern. | |||
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