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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

"Sorry, I've just had a wank"

"Sorry, I'm tired"

"Sorry my mum has (insert).

Three in a row, I am bereft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday, I could not get a shag for love nor money. I messaged about 6 guys and they all said they couldn't!

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners


"Sunday, I could not get a shag for love nor money. I messaged about 6 guys and they all said they couldn't!"

Why don't I get those messages....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Advice/ check out what films are on first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Sorry, I've just had a wank"

"Sorry, I'm tired"

"Sorry my mum has (insert).

Three in a row, I am bereft. "

Top 2 are are excuses and not reasons if you ask me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sunday, I could not get a shag for love nor money. I messaged about 6 guys and they all said they couldn't!"

Clearly you're not trying hard enough... either of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should we wonder if he was just wanted as a sex toy. What are we? Just an object to be called on as needed...

Oh, wait... yup that's the wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's me, batting them off like flies

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"Sunday, I could not get a shag for love nor money. I messaged about 6 guys and they all said they couldn't!"

This I am not buying! Either that or you messaged 6 guys who were 400 miles away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sunday, I could not get a shag for love nor money. I messaged about 6 guys and they all said they couldn't!

This I am not buying! Either that or you messaged 6 guys who were 400 miles away! "

She might just be very particular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sunday, I could not get a shag for love nor money. I messaged about 6 guys and they all said they couldn't!

This I am not buying! Either that or you messaged 6 guys who were 400 miles away! "

It was Saturday and Sunday. Had built myself up for shagging, washed and shaved my fanny for two consecutive days, contacted a few people I've been speaking to Saturday and they had plans and wished I'd asked them earlier. Sunday I just wanted to be shagged, my logic had gone and was fully prepared for someone to take advantage of my vulnerability so the next guy that messaged asking for a fuck that was handsome with a big penis I said yeah ok I'll meet you now, next thing oh I can't oh we should have a social first!

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

All of them men I know but not got naked with yet, despite them all making the first move.

Time to hang up my corsets.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"Sunday, I could not get a shag for love nor money. I messaged about 6 guys and they all said they couldn't!

This I am not buying! Either that or you messaged 6 guys who were 400 miles away!

She might just be very particular"

Are you implying I am NOT!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"Sunday, I could not get a shag for love nor money. I messaged about 6 guys and they all said they couldn't!

This I am not buying! Either that or you messaged 6 guys who were 400 miles away!

It was Saturday and Sunday. Had built myself up for shagging, washed and shaved my fanny for two consecutive days, contacted a few people I've been speaking to Saturday and they had plans and wished I'd asked them earlier. Sunday I just wanted to be shagged, my logic had gone and was fully prepared for someone to take advantage of my vulnerability so the next guy that messaged asking for a fuck that was handsome with a big penis I said yeah ok I'll meet you now, next thing oh I can't oh we should have a social first! "

Yep...sounds like guys on Fab...complain, complain, complain about meets...get offered the chance...oh oh oh .......... Fill in the blanks with whatever crap excuse is flavour of the day! Sits back and waits for the backlash.....lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sunday, I could not get a shag for love nor money. I messaged about 6 guys and they all said they couldn't!

This I am not buying! Either that or you messaged 6 guys who were 400 miles away!

She might just be very particular

Are you implying I am NOT! "

Oh I'd never say that...

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Sunday, I could not get a shag for love nor money. I messaged about 6 guys and they all said they couldn't!

This I am not buying! Either that or you messaged 6 guys who were 400 miles away!

It was Saturday and Sunday. Had built myself up for shagging, washed and shaved my fanny for two consecutive days, contacted a few people I've been speaking to Saturday and they had plans and wished I'd asked them earlier. Sunday I just wanted to be shagged, my logic had gone and was fully prepared for someone to take advantage of my vulnerability so the next guy that messaged asking for a fuck that was handsome with a big penis I said yeah ok I'll meet you now, next thing oh I can't oh we should have a social first! "

Wow! And that is soo not like you! I'm glad I no longer try lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sunday, I could not get a shag for love nor money. I messaged about 6 guys and they all said they couldn't!

This I am not buying! Either that or you messaged 6 guys who were 400 miles away!

It was Saturday and Sunday. Had built myself up for shagging, washed and shaved my fanny for two consecutive days, contacted a few people I've been speaking to Saturday and they had plans and wished I'd asked them earlier. Sunday I just wanted to be shagged, my logic had gone and was fully prepared for someone to take advantage of my vulnerability so the next guy that messaged asking for a fuck that was handsome with a big penis I said yeah ok I'll meet you now, next thing oh I can't oh we should have a social first!

Yep...sounds like guys on Fab...complain, complain, complain about meets...get offered the chance...oh oh oh .......... Fill in the blanks with whatever crap excuse is flavour of the day! Sits back and waits for the backlash.....lolol "

*generic "We're not all the same!" argument*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sunday, I could not get a shag for love nor money. I messaged about 6 guys and they all said they couldn't!

This I am not buying! Either that or you messaged 6 guys who were 400 miles away!

It was Saturday and Sunday. Had built myself up for shagging, washed and shaved my fanny for two consecutive days, contacted a few people I've been speaking to Saturday and they had plans and wished I'd asked them earlier. Sunday I just wanted to be shagged, my logic had gone and was fully prepared for someone to take advantage of my vulnerability so the next guy that messaged asking for a fuck that was handsome with a big penis I said yeah ok I'll meet you now, next thing oh I can't oh we should have a social first!

Wow! And that is soo not like you! I'm glad I no longer try lol "

I know. Felt like ringing a bell saying come and get it, fresh cunt, get your fresh cunt, only available for one day!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Sunday, I could not get a shag for love nor money. I messaged about 6 guys and they all said they couldn't!

This I am not buying! Either that or you messaged 6 guys who were 400 miles away!

It was Saturday and Sunday. Had built myself up for shagging, washed and shaved my fanny for two consecutive days, contacted a few people I've been speaking to Saturday and they had plans and wished I'd asked them earlier. Sunday I just wanted to be shagged, my logic had gone and was fully prepared for someone to take advantage of my vulnerability so the next guy that messaged asking for a fuck that was handsome with a big penis I said yeah ok I'll meet you now, next thing oh I can't oh we should have a social first!

Wow! And that is soo not like you! I'm glad I no longer try lol

I know. Felt like ringing a bell saying come and get it, fresh cunt, get your fresh cunt, only available for one day!"

You have a way with words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems as if I'm not the only guy who turned down an offer of sex on Sunday.

Sometimes a man's gotta do what he's gotta do.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I turn up to the opening of an envelope....

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