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Seagulling now has a new meaning...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seagull rips off a man's testicles while sunbathing naked in his garden in Ipswich

And I thought blokes like a bird with their balls in her mouth, but I guess this is the one that disproves the theory

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Bloody hell!! That adds a new risk to naturist beaches! Do gulls eat wichety grubs.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How on earth, I'm speechless x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now I know y I hate seagulls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/08/17 18:17:45]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell!! That adds a new risk to naturist beaches! Do gulls eat wichety grubs.....?"

No just grubby wichets by the sound of it.

Moral of the story don't let balls look like a pair of eggs in a birds nest

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I seen one knick my mates sausage out of his hand/mouth a few years back but this is on a whole new level.

The bastard things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seen one knick my mates sausage out of his hand/mouth a few years back but this is on a whole new level.

The bastard things."

While he was sucking on his sausage. Guess bird got jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nature is getting her revenge on pollution

Ripping genital organs. Rough, but effective aha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nature is getting her revenge on pollution

Ripping genital organs. Rough, but effective aha."

I don't think he was polluting at the time

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I bet the guy was on his phone or something. How could you not notice?

I haven't copied and pasted the link

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet the guy was on his phone or something. How could you not notice?

I haven't copied and pasted the link"

He was dozing on his patio apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nature is getting her revenge on pollution

Ripping genital organs. Rough, but effective aha.

I don't think he was polluting at the time "

Who knows ! Maybe he was farting like crazy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seagull rips off a man's testicles while sunbathing naked in his garden in Ipswich

And I thought blokes like a bird with their balls in her mouth, but I guess this is the one that disproves the theory

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/"

I shouldn't but

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nature is getting her revenge on pollution

Ripping genital organs. Rough, but effective aha.

I don't think he was polluting at the time

Who knows ! Maybe he was farting like crazy ! "

Certainly it was an ill wind blowing

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By *icoleAndLisaTransCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

Fake (humourous) news site. "Gingers warned to stay indoors during heatwave" was another of their headlines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, you,'ve been fooled, it's a spoof news story site. XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep, you,'ve been fooled, it's a spoof news story site. XXX"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The journalist is Ian Bred.

Meanwhile in other news Police check dental records to ID headless corpse

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