FabSwingers.com forum: The outrageous lie thread...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on, tell some porkies...

I'm actually the last of the international playboys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a chap once who told me he'd performed the dare devil stunt of going over Niagara falls in a barrel.....

I replied, I know I was watching ...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'm really a 21 year old, single bi sexual woman with a gym fit & tight body. You could crack a walnut with my arse cheeks.

The couple profile is a front, to keep down the messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bedroom tax was my idea that the government implemented and my income from it is 0.1% of each payment, it's made me quite rich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m really a bunny girl at a top London nightclub, I just pretend to be a fat old lady or I get too many messages. XXX

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I don't really enjoy meeting people for sex, it's just a way to get my foot in the door, to tell them about our holy saviour

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I've represent two different countries in three seperate sports

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I am the man every woman dreams of...

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

My left elbow bends both ways.

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Im really a celebrity x

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By *weeSeekoeieCouple
over a year ago

Richmond

"I don't really enjoy meeting people for sex, it's just a way to get my foot in the door, to tell them about our holy saviour "

Now that one made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't really enjoy meeting people for sex, it's just a way to get my foot in the door, to tell them about our holy saviour "

The Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really concerned about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can go for atleast half hour and I'm a repeater.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm only 32, I just had a really hard life!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm 79 really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no dog ,,,,,,,,,, sorry pooch i didn't mean it , love you bud

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

I invented the question mark

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I don't really enjoy meeting people for sex, it's just a way to get my foot in the door, to tell them about our holy saviour

The Flying Spaghetti Monster?"

Indeed, I bless the day I was touched by his noodly appendage.

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

I invented time travel, I'm posting from the year 3745 on my iPhone 97

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy.

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

I once worked for KP, cutting all the peanuts in half, with a tiny little hack saw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last Saturday I ran naked as fast as I could and I jumped in the air and i landed on James,s face as he was sticking his tounge out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ever I felt down or lonley.

I would strip off and stand infront of the full length mirror and jump up and down.

I would look at my boobs bouncing and scream at myself-I LOVE YOU LAUREN AND I LOVE ALL MY WOBBLEY BITS.I LOVE ME I DOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

That's how I got banned from every ikea in the uk

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

My grandad invented the internet, though back then it was in black and white and only on for 3hrs a day.

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I wax my nose hairs x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I turn into a mermaid, when I swim in the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David did have a 14" cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the Stig.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Im a man really

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I'm really a virgin, I had to pay my friends to write my veris......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like sex, i need it for medical reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like big butts and I cannot lie...

Oh, sorry

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

I am a depraved, kinky fucker! Awe, lies...ok..I am NOT a depraved, kinky fucker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm flat chested

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

My loveheart bum is actually octagonal in shape...it's all clever filters and photoshop!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When ever I felt down or lonley.

I would strip off and stand infront of the full length mirror and jump up and down.

I would look at my boobs bouncing and scream at myself-I LOVE YOU LAUREN AND I LOVE ALL MY WOBBLEY BITS.I LOVE ME I DOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

That's how I got banned from every ikea in the uk

x "

I believe all of that except the Ikea part, that bit was the lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had 50 meets just by sending fancy a fuk and cock pics

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"When ever I felt down or lonley.

I would strip off and stand infront of the full length mirror and jump up and down.

I would look at my boobs bouncing and scream at myself-I LOVE YOU LAUREN AND I LOVE ALL MY WOBBLEY BITS.I LOVE ME I DOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

That's how I got banned from every ikea in the uk

x "
oh that was comedy gold xx

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I've had 50 meets just by sending fancy a fuk and cock pics"
really when's mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When ever I felt down or lonley.

I would strip off and stand infront of the full length mirror and jump up and down.

I would look at my boobs bouncing and scream at myself-I LOVE YOU LAUREN AND I LOVE ALL MY WOBBLEY BITS.I LOVE ME I DOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

That's how I got banned from every ikea in the uk

I believe all of that except the Ikea part, that bit was the lie

Ok it was really in dunhelm lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fully certified Underwater Woodwelder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a huge tattoo of Engelbert Humperdinck on my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're sick of being pestered by unicorns! ????

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

All the profile advice threads are actually me using one of my many profiles, which I then respond to using this one just to make myself look good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got banned from a club because ( in their words) I was far too good looking and would make others feel uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me, i know what I'm doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a threesome with PP, Bladey and Dan.

I have no gag reflex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 25 really. I just pretend to be 39 so people will think my sex drive is sky high.

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

"I have a huge tattoo of Engelbert Humperdinck on my back "

Ditto, but mines on my clit

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

I hate taking pictures...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is bond.

James bond.

Oh and I'm 42 not 40..cant change it though, but hey it's only 2 years, don't know what all the fuss is about lol

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By *andwellcoupleCouple
over a year ago

warley

Our favourite porky pie

Is when single guys sent you a photo of themselves holding there cocks

And ther to dumb to think about the wedding ring there wearing

And then when ask they still maintain there single

It's just they carnt accomadate and can only meet daytime Monday to Friday

Lol really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When ever I felt down or lonley.

I would strip off and stand infront of the full length mirror and jump up and down.

I would look at my boobs bouncing and scream at myself-I LOVE YOU LAUREN AND I LOVE ALL MY WOBBLEY BITS.I LOVE ME I DOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

That's how I got banned from every ikea in the uk

I believe all of that except the Ikea part, that bit was the lie

Ok it was really in dunhelm lol x "

Do I get a prize? For seeing through your lies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a dildo factory! I have cum across many cocks

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

When we leave the EU we will have an extra £350m a week to spend on the NHS.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

I can say sit on my face in 17 languages.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

In cold weather I use my cock as a scarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I invented the question mark

But I invented the dot underneath it

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I'm really a Couger x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sometimes my forum posts make sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes my forum posts make sense

That is the most outrageous lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I invented the glue that goes on the back of post it notes!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I don't really enjoy meeting people for sex, it's just a way to get my foot in the door, to tell them about our holy saviour "

My au pair needs saving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thoroughly enjoyed being at work today - and love most of the people I work with.

They're not know it all condescending cunts at all!

I wish I lived with them so we could all be together ALL the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Spartacus !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do the cha cha like a sissy girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm leaving the forum today...

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

I have that famous Welsh town name tattooed on my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We take our marriage vows very seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have that famous Welsh town name tattooed on my cock

Rhyl?

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"I have that famous Welsh town name tattooed on my cock

Rhyl?"

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds

I have a micro penis

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By *uster67uknMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

My granny was in the gurkhas but was on light duties due the her flat feet

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I used to be a secret agent for the UK.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I am going to refer to this post.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I once worked for KP, cutting all the peanuts in half, with a tiny little hack saw."

I used to work at Warburtons, punching all the little holes in their crumpets.

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Anyone said I have a 9 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears yet? If not, I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I created kyrptonite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have unlimited stamina and can never cum ......unless you pull a nose hair out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boobs are not enhanced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't like cricket, oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes me hours of makeup every day to make me look this bad... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am really a 2ft midget who eats Maltesers all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am really a 2ft midget who eats Maltesers all day "

I am employed by nestle to keep rabbits, who produce eco friendly maltesers.

I also have a sky remote as a penis. It was great initially, but I've now become so lazy I can't get up and make things happen.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

I am really looking forward to working the day.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I feel fabulous today..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use my cock as a skip rope

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

"I once worked for KP, cutting all the peanuts in half, with a tiny little hack saw.

I used to work at Warburtons, punching all the little holes in their crumpets."

Sounds better than my last job, knitting Shreddies for Nestle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once worked for KP, cutting all the peanuts in half, with a tiny little hack saw.

I used to work at Warburtons, punching all the little holes in their crumpets.

Sounds better than my last job, knitting Shreddies for Nestle!"

I bet you were a hit with the nanna's (lie?)

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By *0shades 2000Man
over a year ago

coleraine

I'm eminems ghost writer

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

I am a stud muffin

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Lego was invented by Richard Briers to keep the gardeners entertained between shoots on the good life.

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

"I once worked for KP, cutting all the peanits in half, with a tiny little hack saw.

I used to work at Warburtons, punching all the little holes in their crumpets.

Sounds better than my last job, knitting Shreddies for Nestle!

I bet you were a hit with the nanna's (lie?)"

Too right I was! You can keep your blonde hair and pumped up artificial lips.

I'm more into a blue rinse, a gummy smile and pimped up artificial hips!

(with 360 degree rotation functionality

)

Anyone fitting the bill, please get in touch and we could kick the evening off, with a bottle of sherry and a game of strip bingo.

(Not that I'm one to stereotype people)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work as a dolphin shaver.

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

I am genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the password to the Real Donald Trump twitter account and have been posting utter drivel for a long while now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and i absolutely adore Man Utd

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

My cock got stuck in a bucket it's so fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad invented bacon and my mother holds the world record for being the youngest teenager in the world two years running

I commute to work in a helicopter gunship

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Donald trump is an intelligent rational man who cares deeply about other human beings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can eat my own head.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im 9 inch long and 9inch girth

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

My cock tastes like chocolate and ejaculates money.

I also have a 10" tongue and can have learnt to breathe through my ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad invented bacon and my mother holds the world record for being the youngest teenager in the world two years running

I commute to work in a helicopter gunship

Now this is a lie. Everyone knows you make bacon by rubbing two pigs together

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im really from North Korea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My family came up with the original recipe for ice cubes, been handed down through the generation. The stuff you get out your freezer is just an imitation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote all the code for fab swingers on the back of a fag packet, but left it on a bus, someone obviously stole it

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm really a man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not bored in the slightest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once worked for KP, cutting all the peanits in half, with a tiny little hack saw.

I used to work at Warburtons, punching all the little holes in their crumpets.

Sounds better than my last job, knitting Shreddies for Nestle!

I bet you were a hit with the nanna's (lie?)

Too right I was! You can keep your blonde hair and pumped up artificial lips.

I'm more into a blue rinse, a gummy smile and pimped up artificial hips!

(with 360 degree rotation functionality

)

Anyone fitting the bill, please get in touch and we could kick the evening off, with a bottle of sherry and a game of strip bingo.

(Not that I'm one to stereotype people)"

Umm, whatever floats your boat fella, we all have our kinks.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I don't really enjoy meeting people for sex, it's just a way to get my foot in the door, to tell them about our holy saviour "

Brilliant

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Indeed, I bless the day I was touched by his noodly appendage. "

@ noodly appendage

This is a funny man

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've just put the contract, to build my second helipad, out to tender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the Messiah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am the Messiah."

She's not the Messiah, she's a very naughty girl...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm a six foot blonde Swedish, inside leg 36 inches,blue eyes and called Nina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I start my new £100,000 per year management job at the Norfolk Mountain Rescue Centre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant - im not that kinda girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet with Kim jong -un he was crap i am still a virgin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a six foot blonde Swedish, inside leg 36 inches,blue eyes and called Nina

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own a mansion ..have my own butler,housekeeper,maid

My chauffeur drives me everywhere in the top of the range tesla and have 20 acres of land which I keep my many horses on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own a mansion ..have my own butler,housekeeper,maid

My chauffeur drives me everywhere in the top of the range tesla and have 20 acres of land which I keep my many horses on "

I know you.... lady Penelope, have you gotten rid of the custom Rolls Royce FAB1 ?

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