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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ok we have had worst meets but what has your worst date been?

Mine was a guy who never shut up about his ex and that she had messed up his head...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Never been on a date.....

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Never been on a date..... "

You are not missing out on anything I hate dating!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was when his wife phoned my mobile. She had found a slip of paper he had written my number on and rung me to ask was I with her husband.

I was mortified.

And no.... he was supposed to be unmarried and was on a rather expensive dating site.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Mine was when his wife phoned my mobile. She had found a slip of paper he had written my number on and rung me to ask was I with her husband.

I was mortified.

And no.... he was supposed to be unmarried and was on a rather expensive dating site. "

What a willy wonker he was

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

not really a date, but was seeing this fella until he got off with his girlfriend at a party we were holding. Jumped apart like coiled springs when I walked in on them in the bedroom.

Wasn't that bothered to be honest, I'd already got bored but still took his mate home with me anyway for a good hard shagging.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Does going on a date with the wrong guy count

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich


"Does going on a date with the wrong guy count "

How did that happen

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Does going on a date with the wrong guy count

How did that happen "

Are you sitting comfortably then i shall begin

Some will know i love playing practical jokes on people and basically revenge was sort.

I had been to a club and met a guy, i was really pissed and arranged to meet him in my local pub a couple of nights later to go out. My friend worked in the pub and i had also told them that i had been completely sober.

Anyway i gets to the pub and my friend says oh hes sitting over there so of i trot and plonk myself down, yapping 90 to the dozen as usual suggested we go elsewhere for a drink, anyhow we did a pub crawl and had a brilliant night and then i asked him back to mine. He then turned round to me and said, i have something to tell you first. I am not the guy you think i am, your friend said you would be in and would i go along with the joke cause she reckons you would of been so pissed you wouldnt recognize him. I just thought it was the funniest thing ever, he still came back to mine for a shag and carried on seeing him while he was working in my town lol.

Still dont know if the other guy ever turned up

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich


"Does going on a date with the wrong guy count

How did that happen

Are you sitting comfortably then i shall begin

Some will know i love playing practical jokes on people and basically revenge was sort.

I had been to a club and met a guy, i was really pissed and arranged to meet him in my local pub a couple of nights later to go out. My friend worked in the pub and i had also told them that i had been completely sober.

Anyway i gets to the pub and my friend says oh hes sitting over there so of i trot and plonk myself down, yapping 90 to the dozen as usual suggested we go elsewhere for a drink, anyhow we did a pub crawl and had a brilliant night and then i asked him back to mine. He then turned round to me and said, i have something to tell you first. I am not the guy you think i am, your friend said you would be in and would i go along with the joke cause she reckons you would of been so pissed you wouldnt recognize him. I just thought it was the funniest thing ever, he still came back to mine for a shag and carried on seeing him while he was working in my town lol.

Still dont know if the other guy ever turned up "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does going on a date with the wrong guy count

How did that happen

Are you sitting comfortably then i shall begin

Some will know i love playing practical jokes on people and basically revenge was sort.

I had been to a club and met a guy, i was really pissed and arranged to meet him in my local pub a couple of nights later to go out. My friend worked in the pub and i had also told them that i had been completely sober.

Anyway i gets to the pub and my friend says oh hes sitting over there so of i trot and plonk myself down, yapping 90 to the dozen as usual suggested we go elsewhere for a drink, anyhow we did a pub crawl and had a brilliant night and then i asked him back to mine. He then turned round to me and said, i have something to tell you first. I am not the guy you think i am, your friend said you would be in and would i go along with the joke cause she reckons you would of been so pissed you wouldnt recognize him. I just thought it was the funniest thing ever, he still came back to mine for a shag and carried on seeing him while he was working in my town lol.

Still dont know if the other guy ever turned up

pmsl "

lmao!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Does going on a date with the wrong guy count

How did that happen

Are you sitting comfortably then i shall begin

Some will know i love playing practical jokes on people and basically revenge was sort.

I had been to a club and met a guy, i was really pissed and arranged to meet him in my local pub a couple of nights later to go out. My friend worked in the pub and i had also told them that i had been completely sober.

Anyway i gets to the pub and my friend says oh hes sitting over there so of i trot and plonk myself down, yapping 90 to the dozen as usual suggested we go elsewhere for a drink, anyhow we did a pub crawl and had a brilliant night and then i asked him back to mine. He then turned round to me and said, i have something to tell you first. I am not the guy you think i am, your friend said you would be in and would i go along with the joke cause she reckons you would of been so pissed you wouldnt recognize him. I just thought it was the funniest thing ever, he still came back to mine for a shag and carried on seeing him while he was working in my town lol.

Still dont know if the other guy ever turned up "

absolutely brilliant!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that springs to mind was the one where the gent did not know what he wanted, compounded by newbie nerves and inexperience, and left me feeling high and dry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a date with a copper who started telling me how to protect my pc against hackers, moved on to conspiracy theories, and ended up talking about his belief in aliens... and to anyone who knows me.. I really couldn't get a word in.... I know!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To my shame, I have had 3 "charity" fucks!

Never again, she says!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamondsmiles- that is one of the funniest posts I have seen! Brilliant.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Another date said I eat too much.. I don't half pick them..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does going on a date with the wrong guy count

How did that happen

Are you sitting comfortably then i shall begin

Some will know i love playing practical jokes on people and basically revenge was sort.

I had been to a club and met a guy, i was really pissed and arranged to meet him in my local pub a couple of nights later to go out. My friend worked in the pub and i had also told them that i had been completely sober.

Anyway i gets to the pub and my friend says oh hes sitting over there so of i trot and plonk myself down, yapping 90 to the dozen as usual suggested we go elsewhere for a drink, anyhow we did a pub crawl and had a brilliant night and then i asked him back to mine. He then turned round to me and said, i have something to tell you first. I am not the guy you think i am, your friend said you would be in and would i go along with the joke cause she reckons you would of been so pissed you wouldnt recognize him. I just thought it was the funniest thing ever, he still came back to mine for a shag and carried on seeing him while he was working in my town lol.

Still dont know if the other guy ever turned up "
shows what a nice person you are not getting mad and finding it funny xx and it work out to be a fun night .. still x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and had one that couldn't invite me in cos his Mum was in bed!!

Hopefully not his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine was when i was seeing 3 girls at once (over ten years ago i should say) and low and behold was in a bar next thing i seen was all 3 come walking out the ladys loo and of course they half new each other from around the area and they asked each other oh who are you seeing etc well they martched up 2 me and right there on the spot had to pick 1 well not 2 bad was with her 5 years after that and i was a very good boy in that 5 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another date said I eat too much.. I don't half pick them.......... "

Oh I had one of them: wanted to order for me...the low fat option.

When I'd had enough and started to tell him what I thought about him he'd interrupt with "double negative" and "split infinitive"...what a prat!

Another date kept squeezing my thigh and talking about wrestling saying he wouldn't be able to hold me down as my thighs were bigger than his!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does going on a date with the wrong guy count

How did that happen

Are you sitting comfortably then i shall begin

Some will know i love playing practical jokes on people and basically revenge was sort.

I had been to a club and met a guy, i was really pissed and arranged to meet him in my local pub a couple of nights later to go out. My friend worked in the pub and i had also told them that i had been completely sober.

Anyway i gets to the pub and my friend says oh hes sitting over there so of i trot and plonk myself down, yapping 90 to the dozen as usual suggested we go elsewhere for a drink, anyhow we did a pub crawl and had a brilliant night and then i asked him back to mine. He then turned round to me and said, i have something to tell you first. I am not the guy you think i am, your friend said you would be in and would i go along with the joke cause she reckons you would of been so pissed you wouldnt recognize him. I just thought it was the funniest thing ever, he still came back to mine for a shag and carried on seeing him while he was working in my town lol.

Still dont know if the other guy ever turned up

pmsl "

Fantastic. hehe

All well in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst one, was when the guy didn't turn up!

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

my worst was the next day being dumped she wanted sex i said know how times have changed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Em I cant really remember dating.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I can't remember that far back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was 1979 and I was heavily into punk rock and arranged to meet a gorgeous guy from the local High School at the local pub. He was always very smart in his school uniform and seemed a bit of a geek which turned my knees to jelly. I arrived at the local trendy pub in all my punk finery (even though I lacked the guts to put a safety pin through my nose!) only to discover that Man Of My Dreams was walking across the car park in a full length kaftan and jesus sandals!

I am ashamed even 30 odd years later that I climbed out of the toilet window and legged it

One for Simom Mayo's confessions methinks and Andrew - if you are reading this - I am really sorry but you looked such a twonk!

Ms

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