FabSwingers.com forum: Cock photos

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men - rightly so - get a lot of criticism for sending photos of their cocks to woo. Or simply having too many cocks, and, little else on their profile.

However, there are plenty of female profiles with their lady parts flounced - and a few are often like badly packed kebabs.

My point? Ladies - send the men more lady parts to make up for all the cock mail x

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'll see mine if meet them

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Going off recent threads of the same nature this will probably go quite well and make for an interesting read again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy tasty pics are better than a cock pic .sometimes things left to the imagination works better .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very tempted to send you a pic of my very hairy silver back pussy. Just to teach you a lesson.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison. "

Still here I see? Sydney.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I posted a thread about my cock pics, it got me an all time high of 18 views

What was the question again?

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison. "

I was going to write virtually the same thing but you had beaten me to it !

Not a very nice comment to make it you want replies to your messages young man !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very tempted to send you a pic of my very hairy silver back pussy. Just to teach you a lesson."

Cough cough...teach me!! Teach me !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison.

I was going to write virtually the same thing but you had beaten me to it !

Not a very nice comment to make it you want replies to your messages young man !"

It was a 'joke' - women can dish out criticism but can't be served it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree. Men get slated on here for having cock pics. The amount of women that have didlos shoved up there pussy as there profile pic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I agree. Men get slated on here for having cock pics. The amount of women that have didlos shoved up there pussy as there profile pic. "

True true - but again, this will offend women with its honest truth.

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"They'll see mine if meet them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very tempted to send you a pic of my very hairy silver back pussy. Just to teach you a lesson.

Cough cough...teach me!! Teach me !!

You won't be able to look at a squirrel ever again if I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree. Men get slated on here for having cock pics. The amount of women that have didlos shoved up there pussy as there profile pic. "

Is a didlo like a dildo but not quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree. Men get slated on here for having cock pics. The amount of women that have didlos shoved up there pussy as there profile pic. "

Men like wanking to them though.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

There are many bad pics of all sorts of things on this site. They are uploaded by men, women, couples and TVs. However what's bad to some may be great to others. I guess that's what keeps it interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree. Men get slated on here for having cock pics. The amount of women that have didlos shoved up there pussy as there profile pic.

Men like wanking to them though. "

Yes very true. Also i think pussy's look more elegan as cocks are ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree. Men get slated on here for having cock pics. The amount of women that have didlos shoved up there pussy as there profile pic.

Men like wanking to them though.

Yes very true. Also i think pussy's look more elegan as cocks are ugly

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I agree. Men get slated on here for having cock pics. The amount of women that have didlos shoved up there pussy as there profile pic.

Is a didlo like a dildo but not quite

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"Men - rightly so - get a lot of criticism for sending photos of their cocks to woo. Or simply having too many cocks, and, little else on their profile.

However, there are plenty of female profiles with their lady parts flounced - and a few are often like badly packed kebabs.

My point? Ladies - send the men more lady parts to make up for all the cock mail x

Some of us like kebabs.

We should have a national kebab day, and you can lock yourself in a darken room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison. "

Don't judge us all by one guys standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men - rightly so - get a lot of criticism for sending photos of their cocks to woo. Or simply having too many cocks, and, little else on their profile.

However, there are plenty of female profiles with their lady parts flounced - and a few are often like badly packed kebabs.

My point? Ladies - send the men more lady parts to make up for all the cock mail x

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I totally agree mate what's ok for one is ok for another

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison.

I was going to write virtually the same thing but you had beaten me to it !

Not a very nice comment to make it you want replies to your messages young man !

It was a 'joke' - women can dish out criticism but can't be served it. "

But women do not make vulgar 'jokes' about men's cocks looking like underfilled sheepgut sausage skins or rotting courgettes now do they......they simply say they don't want so many cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meninism in action at the top of this thread

Women don't fling pics of their fannies at men. Nowt wrong with nudey pictures, girls just don't want to open a message and see your plucked turkey in their face.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

I think the answer with all these kind of posts is ....if you don't like it , don't look at it. No one is forcing anyone to look at anything you don't want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time you feel the urge to send a picture of your chipolata to a woman in your initial message, just watch this and remember - that's you. You're that tool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPHnT-hkzKo

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I've been sending pussy pics all morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison.

I was going to write virtually the same thing but you had beaten me to it !

Not a very nice comment to make it you want replies to your messages young man !

It was a 'joke' - women can dish out criticism but can't be served it.

But women do not make vulgar 'jokes' about men's cocks looking like underfilled sheepgut sausage skins or rotting courgettes now do they......they simply say they don't want so many cock pics.

Don't they? You polled all women in a survey? Wow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been sending pussy pics all morning

My cat says thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been sending pussy pics all morning

Looks like my postman has been yet...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison.

I was going to write virtually the same thing but you had beaten me to it !

Not a very nice comment to make it you want replies to your messages young man !

It was a 'joke' - women can dish out criticism but can't be served it.

But women do not make vulgar 'jokes' about men's cocks looking like underfilled sheepgut sausage skins or rotting courgettes now do they......they simply say they don't want so many cock pics.

Don't they? You polled all women in a survey? Wow x"

No, but I have been reading the forums for years and never yet seen such an insult.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Or simply having too many cocks"

This made me snigger most unbecomingly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison.

I was going to write virtually the same thing but you had beaten me to it !

Not a very nice comment to make it you want replies to your messages young man !

It was a 'joke' - women can dish out criticism but can't be served it.

But women do not make vulgar 'jokes' about men's cocks looking like underfilled sheepgut sausage skins or rotting courgettes now do they......they simply say they don't want so many cock pics.

Don't they? You polled all women in a survey? Wow x

No, but I have been reading the forums for years and never yet seen such an insult."

If you've never yet seen an insult - what's your point?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

My cock is on my profile / it's a few pics but there are a few other pics of me

Yes my cock is on my friends list but chances are that they have met me or know me well enough to look at it

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison.

I was going to write virtually the same thing but you had beaten me to it !

Not a very nice comment to make it you want replies to your messages young man !

It was a 'joke' - women can dish out criticism but can't be served it.

But women do not make vulgar 'jokes' about men's cocks looking like underfilled sheepgut sausage skins or rotting courgettes now do they......they simply say they don't want so many cock pics.

Don't they? You polled all women in a survey? Wow x

No, but I have been reading the forums for years and never yet seen such an insult.

If you've never yet seen an insult - what's your point?

My point is that your vulgar tasteless jokes are repulsive and women do not generally do that on here, so maybe you are the one who needs to change your attitude and behaviour, not them. Have a nice day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison.

I was going to write virtually the same thing but you had beaten me to it !

Not a very nice comment to make it you want replies to your messages young man !

It was a 'joke' - women can dish out criticism but can't be served it.

But women do not make vulgar 'jokes' about men's cocks looking like underfilled sheepgut sausage skins or rotting courgettes now do they......they simply say they don't want so many cock pics.

Don't they? You polled all women in a survey? Wow x

No, but I have been reading the forums for years and never yet seen such an insult.

If you've never yet seen an insult - what's your point?

I'm not changing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any clock pics.

should I?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison.

I was going to write virtually the same thing but you had beaten me to it !

Not a very nice comment to make it you want replies to your messages young man !

It was a 'joke' - women can dish out criticism but can't be served it.

But women do not make vulgar 'jokes' about men's cocks looking like underfilled sheepgut sausage skins or rotting courgettes now do they......they simply say they don't want so many cock pics.

Don't they? You polled all women in a survey? Wow x

No, but I have been reading the forums for years and never yet seen such an insult.

If you've never yet seen an insult - what's your point?

I'm not changing

And I'm not surprised lol! But I know you know now, the seed has been planted - so my work here is done!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I don't have any clock pics.

should I?"

Nothing wrong with a tick pic or two

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I don't have any clock pics.

should I?"

Yes, one or two tasteful ones are fine IMO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on send me some foo foo pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been sending pussy pics all morning

Very nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any clock pics.

should I?

Yes, one or two tasteful ones are fine IMO."

I have two on mine

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I've been sending pussy pics all morning

Very nice.

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By *emi2017Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

This all can be simply put down to supply and demand. Typically, men want to see those pictures and is seen asking for such in most conversations so it makes sense to put those pictures on your profile and send them if that's what men want and ask to see.

Women don't tend to want dick pics left right and centre from all angles.

Also, women get alot more messages than men do so they are bombarded with more messages of this kind than men are. On this site and outside it in the vanilla world too.

Finally, if you don't like someone's pictures, just leave their profiles like the rest of us try to do. It's really that simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to take a couple of tasteful cock pics then.

Anyone got a camera I can borrow?

Particularly one with a good macro feature

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I LOVE THEM!! Send them all to me so I can give you an honest opinion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I LOVE THEM!! Send them all to me so I can give you an honest opinion

Perv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I LOVE THEM!! Send them all to me so I can give you an honest opinion

Pure filth ha ha ha

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I've met some lovely people on here and I don't own or have never sent a cock pic. True!

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By *lemfandangoMan
over a year ago

Wapping

Any ladies that want to send me pics or their pussy, boobs, legs , ass or their badly packed kebab then please feel free.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I LOVE THEM!! Send them all to me so I can give you an honest opinion

Pure filth ha ha ha

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what did you expect after my mornings work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have any clock pics.

should I?

Yes, one or two tasteful ones are fine IMO.

I have two on mine

Funny looking clocks - Ace Winger has a good clock pic

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

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"Time to take a couple of tasteful cock pics then.

Anyone got a camera I can borrow?

Particularly one with a good macro feature

Well, others will have different opinions, but those macro lens ones are the ones I find most tasteless.

I really don't need to see anything in close up, looking like it's gonna spit in my eye any moment, and the perspective on those shots is always distorted anyway, disappointments abound, believe me!

The best ones are attached to a torso pic so you can see it definitely belongs to the owner and get an accurate idea of um, 'scale'. Believe me, there are many, many men on here with close-up pics of other mens cocks on their profiles, sometimes several different ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time to take a couple of tasteful cock pics then.

Anyone got a camera I can borrow?

Particularly one with a good macro feature

I have one with a magnifying glass in it to help those with good eyesight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time to take a couple of tasteful cock pics then.

Anyone got a camera I can borrow?

Particularly one with a good macro feature

Well, others will have different opinions, but those macro lens ones are the ones I find most tasteless.

I really don't need to see anything in close up, looking like it's gonna spit in my eye any moment, and the perspective on those shots is always distorted anyway, disappointments abound, believe me!

Lol I was being self deprecating

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison.

I was going to write virtually the same thing but you had beaten me to it !

Not a very nice comment to make it you want replies to your messages young man !

It was a 'joke' - women can dish out criticism but can't be served it. "
oh we can as my threads have proved today

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Time to take a couple of tasteful cock pics then.

Anyone got a camera I can borrow?

Particularly one with a good macro feature

Well, others will have different opinions, but those macro lens ones are the ones I find most tasteless.

I really don't need to see anything in close up, looking like it's gonna spit in my eye any moment, and the perspective on those shots is always distorted anyway, disappointments abound, believe me!

Lol I was being self deprecating

I know - it made me decide to say something though lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time to take a couple of tasteful cock pics then.

Anyone got a camera I can borrow?

Particularly one with a good macro feature

Well, others will have different opinions, but those macro lens ones are the ones I find most tasteless.

I really don't need to see anything in close up, looking like it's gonna spit in my eye any moment, and the perspective on those shots is always distorted anyway, disappointments abound, believe me!

Lol I was being self deprecating

I know - it made me decide to say something though lol!

And well said it was

I wouldn't ever consider taking a close up, leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison.

I was going to write virtually the same thing but you had beaten me to it !

Not a very nice comment to make it you want replies to your messages young man !

It was a 'joke' - women can dish out criticism but can't be served it. "

yes but when you message someone to tell them you wanna meet them, then slag them off when they don't reply instantly, then do that again to tell them to put some clothes on coz they look disgusting, and then make a new profile and again message them to slag them off...where do you draw the line OP?

where is the line drawn between honesty and abuse?

i don't give a fuck if i get forum banned. you hate women OP and are repulsive.

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"No. Especially if they're going to draw a kebab comparison.

I was going to write virtually the same thing but you had beaten me to it !

Not a very nice comment to make it you want replies to your messages young man !

It was a 'joke' - women can dish out criticism but can't be served it.

where is the line drawn between honesty and abuse?

i don't give a fuck if i get forum banned. you hate women OP and are repulsive."

You go girl !!! I'm so glad you got the balls to speak your mind !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree. Men get slated on here for having cock pics. The amount of women that have didlos shoved up there pussy as there profile pic.

Men like wanking to them though.

Yes very true. Also i think pussy's look more elegan as cocks are ugly

Some cocks looks pretty happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refer you to the song dickpicito, google it

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