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"Yeah as the title said (I'm honestly setting my self up to be violated tbh) "1 and that is me being fair  | |||
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"Can you guys help me out tbh what should I fix up?" All of it needs redoing, take your time, would you shag a 99 year old? The profile text needs detail, sell yourself, what can you offer? Pics, we all know what a cock looks like, be creative with the pics, a little secrecy goes a long way. | |||
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"Can you guys help me out tbh what should I fix up?" Try a forum search for "Profile Advice" and take some of what's given on the many threads on the subject  | |||
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"You want an honest appraisal OP come back when you have a profile that is longer than your post here!! At the moment I can pretty much guarantee one thing - no interest!! Lose the cock pics, and seriously consider changing your name as it appears next to your age, there are some that will find it offensive even if you don't. " What he said!! | |||
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"Can you guys help me out tbh what should I fix up?" If it's the best you can come up with all on your own, just leave it as it is, no point pretending to be someone your not!  | |||
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"Can you guys help me out tbh what should I fix up? If it's the best you can come up with all on your own, just leave it as it is, no point pretending to be someone your not! "But harsh maybe lol | |||
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"Can you guys help me out tbh what should I fix up? If it's the best you can come up with all on your own, just leave it as it is, no point pretending to be someone your not!
But harsh maybe lol "You think? Really?  | |||
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"Hmmmm hmmmmm I would say start again Have a look at lady's profiles, and some of the guys that use the forums "Can't I just edit said profile ? Why the need to scrape and delete lol | |||
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"Can you guys help me out tbh what should I fix up? If it's the best you can come up with all on your own, just leave it as it is, no point pretending to be someone your not!
But harsh maybe lol
You think? Really? "Tiny bit  | |||
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"Awful, rip it up and start again." Thats a song. Orange juice Damn i really need to go listen to it now | |||
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"Thanks for the advice guys tbf I knew it was lacking was looking for some pointers so a profile text,no cock shots ,and I switched up name bow is it now? Also may e if some women could answer this what kind of pics are nice?" Just go with pics that you think reflect you. Express a bit of personality into them. I'm not gonna tell you what pics to do, as I don't know you or what you're like. That's a decision only you can make. All I will say, is be yourself. So many guys ask for profile advice and then by the time they've changed it so much to what they think people want, it's actually nothing like who they really are. | |||
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"Can you guys help me out tbh what should I fix up? If it's the best you can come up with all on your own, just leave it as it is, no point pretending to be someone your not!
But harsh maybe lol
You think? Really?
Tiny bit "Nothing harsh about it, if anything it was quite reserved I thought!! | |||
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"Awful, rip it up and start again. Thats a song. Orange juice Damn i really need to go listen to it now" It's a classic...Edwin Collins really was under-rated | |||
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"Can you guys help me out tbh what should I fix up? If it's the best you can come up with all on your own, just leave it as it is, no point pretending to be someone your not!
But harsh maybe lol
You think? Really?
Tiny bit
Nothing harsh about it, if anything it was quite reserved I thought!!"But but ok I think I trespassed on a fab rule of fabness | |||
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"Hmmmm hmmmmm I would say start again Have a look at lady's profiles, and some of the guys that use the forums
Can't I just edit said profile ? Why the need to scrape and delete lol"I will be honest - if I saw a females profile like yours, I would actually block and put a note - not to contact It shows no photos, no imagination in text what she likes or dislikes. Sorry I don't mind being helpful, when the person has made an effort. Your profile should be like a cv, sell the best bits of you to other potential playmates | |||
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"Can you guys help me out tbh what should I fix up? If it's the best you can come up with all on your own, just leave it as it is, no point pretending to be someone your not!
But harsh maybe lol
You think? Really?
Tiny bit
Nothing harsh about it, if anything it was quite reserved I thought!!"Extremely reserved | |||
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"Thanks for the advice guys tbf I knew it was lacking was looking for some pointers so a profile text,no cock shots ,and I switched up name bow is it now? Also may e if some women could answer this what kind of pics are nice? Just go with pics that you think reflect you. Express a bit of personality into them. I'm not gonna tell you what pics to do, as I don't know you or what you're like. That's a decision only you can make. All I will say, is be yourself. So many guys ask for profile advice and then by the time they've changed it so much to what they think people want, it's actually nothing like who they really are. " Agreed - tbh I never know what people want but I try to sell a bit of me. Tell the people l what I like and disklike, where I will be and my availability . My photos show what I look and if people want to see ruder ones just ask | |||
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You have no profile at all, so there's nothing to rate.
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"I think 30 replies to the thread so far is pretty impressive..... You're getting noticed OP .... "Damn soxy....you've seen through his cunning plan....damn pesky kid would have got away with it too if it wasn't for you CD'S! !  | |||
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"This really is like watching a car crash play out in slow motion...OP you've gone from two "interests" ticked to nearly all of them....13 words of profile text to none at all... Edwyn Collins advice really was the best methinks "TBH the photo isnt the worst I have ever seen 
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"This really is like watching a car crash play out in slow motion...OP you've gone from two "interests" ticked to nearly all of them....13 words of profile text to none at all... Edwyn Collins advice really was the best methinks "Yeah well who cares! I wanna know about the nipples. Maybe he's got two dicks too, like one of them dogs you hear about. Ah I guess in that case he can just go fuck himself  | |||
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"This really is like watching a car crash play out in slow motion...OP you've gone from two "interests" ticked to nearly all of them....13 words of profile text to none at all... Edwyn Collins advice really was the best methinks
TBH the photo isnt the worst I have ever seen
I am trying to help "Ah you joined late Mike...before he hid the other two | |||
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"This really is like watching a car crash play out in slow motion...OP you've gone from two "interests" ticked to nearly all of them....13 words of profile text to none at all... Edwyn Collins advice really was the best methinks
Yeah well who cares! I wanna know about the nipples. Maybe he's got two dicks too, like one of them dogs you hear about.
Ah I guess in that case he can just go fuck himself "I fuck myself most nights   | |||
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"I think 30 replies to the thread so far is pretty impressive..... You're getting noticed OP ....
Damn soxy....you've seen through his cunning plan....damn pesky kid would have got away with it too if it wasn't for you CD'S! !"I tell you some of these young'un ain't the shmucks we take them for .... | |||
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"This really is like watching a car crash play out in slow motion...OP you've gone from two "interests" ticked to nearly all of them....13 words of profile text to none at all... Edwyn Collins advice really was the best methinks
TBH the photo isnt the worst I have ever seen
I am trying to help
Ah you joined late Mike...before he hid the other two "Better than coming early. TBH lately I have seen a motorway car crash of profiles - mainly single guys. That I think jesus they really haven't thought this through I know mine isnt perfect but bloody hell, I look at theirs and think, that's why i am at least meeting people socially | |||
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"I think 30 replies to the thread so far is pretty impressive..... You're getting noticed OP .... "Haha, very true , over 40 now ,a cunning plan my friend ?? | |||
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"This really is like watching a car crash play out in slow motion...OP you've gone from two "interests" ticked to nearly all of them....13 words of profile text to none at all... Edwyn Collins advice really was the best methinks
Yeah well who cares! I wanna know about the nipples. Maybe he's got two dicks too, like one of them dogs you hear about.
Ah I guess in that case he can just go fuck himself "Ffs lol its a birth mark bahaha I was making some changes to my profile will fix up pictures later | |||
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"I think 30 replies to the thread so far is pretty impressive..... You're getting noticed OP ....
Haha, very true , over 40 now ,a cunning plan my friend ?? "My spies tell me he's updated it now.... But you know what...... I ain't looking at it again ... | |||
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"The irony is, there's female profiles on Fab with no photos, a token bit of text and still they're still getting a ton of mail
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"The irony is, there's female profiles on Fab with no photos, a token bit of text and still they're still getting a ton of mail
And who are the schmucks cow towing to them in those cases?
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I'd remove the toy boy and Cougar references as not all ladies like to be thought of as such.
The "rigidness that comes with youth" comment is a little puerile too.
Other than that looking much better already | |||
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"Also "slightly advanced women" "I've heard they hate mature and older what can I do!!! | |||
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"Also "slightly advanced women"
I've heard they hate mature and older what can I do!!! "How about "women between 35 and 55"? Or even dropping that line completely given as you already have it shown in your age preferences? | |||
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"Also "slightly advanced women" "Darn I'm really advanced. | |||
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"I fucking love violating! Bend over " Ben dover finds that's offensive | |||
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"Also "slightly advanced women"
Darn I'm really advanced."You're a wee suckling sorry | |||
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"I fucking love violating! Bend over " Keep away from my arse missy | |||
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"Also "slightly advanced women"
Darn I'm really advanced.
You're a wee suckling sorry "I've got saggy boobs | |||
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"Also "slightly advanced women"
Darn I'm really advanced.
You're a wee suckling sorry
I've got saggy boobs "Well in that case hop aboard the advanced train | |||
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